My brother announced, "I'm proposing to my girlfriend. Everyone chip in $5,000 for the ring. " I said, "No.
" Mom gasped. "How can you be so heartless? " I replied, "Easy.
" And left. He proposed with a $40,000 ring anyway. Posted it everywhere.
I commented, "Beautiful. Whose credit card? " His fiance called me that night.
What credit card? I sent her the statement. The engagement lasted.
My name's Derek.
