- If you will, just imagine with me, if I had the pleasure of bringing out Christ. This is just how I would do it. It ain't got to be the way you do it.
You might not think it's just right, but this is how I would do it. Ladies and gentlemen, it is my honor to introduce a man who needs no introduction. His credits are too long to list.
(audience applauds and cheers) He has done the impossible time after time. He hails out of a manger in Bethlehem, Jerusalem, by way of heaven. His mother is still headlining in the Catholic church today.
His daddy is the author of a book that has been on the best seller list since the beginning of time. (audience applauds and cheers) He holds the record for the world's greatest fish fry. (audience laughs) He fed 5,000 hungry souls with two fish, five loads of bread.
He can walk on water, turn water into wine, no special effects, no camera tricks. He has a headshot on every church van across the country. Even before the "Kings of Comedy," he was hailed the king of all kings, ruler of the universe, alpha and omega, beginning and the end, the bright and the morning star.
Some say he's the Rose of Sharon and some say he's the Prince of Peace. Get up on your feet. Put hands together and show your love for the second coming of the one and only.
(audience applauds and cheers) God has been good.