hello and welcome to Lost Love Chronicles I'm Eric I teach physics at a local University and I love it half of my students are physics Majors but the other half aren't to keep their attention I make up jokes about physics it usually works I recently divorced Carol my cheating wife of 5 years I'm not sure how we met one evening I was performing at an open mic night at a comedy club my physics based jokes were dying so I tried a calculus joke about the sign and the cosign but no one got it most of
my students laughed at these jokes but most of them were physics Majors I was bombing out when I walked off the stage the owner whispered in my ear don't quit your day job after my set I was at the bar alone drinking much more than I should have I was depressed and the next morning I woke up hung over next to a blonde with a great body named Carol the only thing I could remember was that she was incredible in bed we sobered up dated and married things change now she won't sleep with me or
even kiss me goodbye in the morning for the past few months she had been distant and unaffectionate she spends all her spare time at the gym and she has the tone muscles to prove it she looks amazing unfortunately she checks all the boxes in the cheating wife suspicious activities book but I was clueless she would leave the room when her cell phone rang she never let it out of her possession she often had to work late and let's not forget the girls nights out each week my credit card bills showed that she was spending a
fortune despite my frequent pleading that she tone it down Carol and I were now at a very loud restaurant at her insistence I think that if a gun went off no one would hear it she wore a business suit which wasn't appropriate for a Saturday night out but what the hell that's the image she wanted to project she said Eric we have to talk then a young boy and a beautiful red-haired woman about 3 or 4 years younger than me approached us I didn't recognize the woman she introduced herself her name was Trudy I couldn't
believe it the last time I saw her she was 14 had buck teeth BRAC thick glasses acne time had certainly been good to her we lived in apartments next door to each other and attended high school together she said to my wife that in high school I was the only boy who was nice to her while the others made fun of her braces and acne her parents hired me to tutor her in math because I scored a perfect 800 in the math College boards she said she was grateful that I helped her pass Algebra I
beamed with pride until my wife corrected her and announced that I wasn't that smart I had only scored a 790 which ad that I answered one question incorrectly then she laughed at me I couldn't believe that much disrespect from a woman who supposedly loved me things went downhill from there she couldn't Let It Go my wife continued speaking to Trudy if my husband was really that smart we'd be rich and believe me we're not he's just some underpaid physicist who's too cowardly to demand a raise from the University all he cares about is that his
students love him and laugh at his jokes Trudy was flexing her fingers like she wanted to make a fist now you might think that maybe my wife was drunk but we'd only been drinking seven up all evening Trudy looked angry and finally balled her right hand into a fist Trudy shook her head at my wife not all men are motivated exclusively by money my late husband an army doctor was like that before he was killed in Afghanistan I know from experience that Eric loves helping people understand Math and Science it's his passion so he's great
at it Trudy started to turn red with anger I feel bad that you don't appreciate how special he is is it's your loss maybe you'll learn to appreciate him before some other woman realizes how wonderful and caring he is and snatches him away from you I'm a marriage counselor Trudy said as she handed me her business card but with your total lack of respect towards a wonderful man like Eric it's probably too late for me to help you fix your marriage then Trudy quickly took her son's hand and ran away from my wife's tiate my
wife grabbed Trudy's business card from my grasp and tore it up it was at that time that I realized that my wife had no respect or probably love for me and I couldn't continue with her now that I understood that she really hated me I didn't catch Trudy's married name for just a second it reminisced about tutoring Trudy we each had an off-the-wall sense of humor Trudy would mimic cartoon characters which always cracked me up she had been an ugly duckling who turned into a beautiful Swan I turned to Carol I'm surprised that you didn't
tell her that I was also a failure in the kitchen and horrible lover Carol sneered well that's true too you're a failure in the bedroom also but at least you're funny there I always laugh at you when you try to be super stud you pathetic loser the only thing you ever had going for you was a decent income that's the only reason I married you that was when I had a Moment of clarity oh I drawed you have a lover and that's what this is all about yes she responded with no guilt or shame in
her eyes he's a lot younger than you more muscular than you a lot bigger than you where it counts and knows how to use it to make me scream with pleasure the only other time I've had in I interrupted the only other time you've had a climax was when you were spending my money shopping Carol's face turned red well maybe using your credit card did give me climax but your Johnson rarely did the smirk on her face infuriated me even more than her words and deeds what does he do for a living I asked almost
afraid of the answer HEK a trainer in my gym then how will he support you he doesn't have to I'll take you for the house you're 401k and everything else you own then Kurt and I will live on Easy Street for years she took out a Nilla envelope from her back these are divorce papers in a restraining order forbidding you to come within 500 ft of me or our home I finished my drink threw some money on the table and got up to leave Carol Rose from the table also I told her to sit down
I couldn't drive with her in my car or I could be arrested for disobeying the restraining order How will I get home she implored not my problem I responded as I laughed at her you can't imagine how embarrassed I was to have to drive to my parents house and ask if I could spend a few few nights there when I told them what happened my mother folded her arms around her chest and shook her head no she didn't verbally say I told you so but her body language sure did though Carol didn't know it I
didn't own the house Carol and I lived in my parents did each month for all the years we've lived there I paid them rent and they didn't even give me a family discount when it comes to money my parents are hard-nosed Carol wouldn't get it in the divorce at my mother and father's insistence Carol signed a prenup that was very strict if she committed adultery she would receive nothing hiring a detective to prove adultery would be my first phone call in the morning I drove past my house and my 7-year-old Chevy a few times a
week at various hours there was always a beat up old pickup truck parked in my driveway next to Carol's 2-year-old BMW her car and its loan were in Carol's name so I stopped making payments on it and her car insurance a week or so later my attorney and I sat down with Carol her attorney and her lover CT to go over the division of property in the divorce after her attorney read the DED to our home and prup my lawyer handed him he explained to Carol and her muscular 20-year-old booy Kurt that since I didn't
own the home she wouldn't get it and my lawyer then served her with eviction papers from the actual owners my parents she would leave the marriage with her 2-year-old BMW with a $30,000 loan still on it less than $1,000 in cash and no home Kurt shot up out of his chair screaming at Carol's lawyer and threatened to beat him unless he soaked me for money I can't believe I wasted 3 months trying to get into your wallet by Sleeping with you I'll put up with an old broad like Carol if she's Rich he yelled at
her but not if she's poor he screamed at her and then he stormed out never to again see Carol Carol cried about how could I send her to the poor house like this didn't I still love her Carol tried to come crawling back to me I didn't laugh in her face despite the Temptation I just said it was time for her to move on since her karma had caught up with her I still cared about her too much to humiliate her which would have been easy I guess she was right about me not being smart
I walked out of the meeting with the of the world off my shoulders I expected to be sad or lonely but I wasn't I was elated and tried to decide what to do next I ruled out getting drunk taking up golf hitting Singles bars or online dating I tried to remember Trudy's married name but I don't think I ever heard it I tried tracking her down but I failed and finally gave up I decided I couldn't in good Consciousness date a woman with a child at this point in my life I was looking for serious
fun and not a serious commitment unfortunately though I didn't at the time realize it that meant dating one attractive lunatic after another of course I joined a gym and bought all new and very stylish clothing it's in the newly divorced husband handbook I thought I looked reasonably good but I wasn't getting any traction with women my father explained the facts of Modern Life to me and let me a Rolex watch to where to impress women that I had money I also bought my ex-wife's BMW from the dealership that repossessed it I soon discovered that women
were more interested in the size of my wallet than the size of my biceps and I had no trouble getting dates a year after the divorce was Final I met Debbie at an Earth Day event she asked me how we knew that April 22nd was Earth's birthday I realized that while Ernest Rutherford had discovered the proton and JJ Thompson had discovered the electron I had just discovered the at the time her lack of brain seemed like a plus later I would change my mind she was a little bit on the hippie dippy side but I
was lonely excited and not as particular as I might have been since she had a great face and a body to match then it all hit the fan in the worst way possible it was a little past midnight in my bedroom a bunch of cops surrounded me they were trying to decide if they should handcuff and arrest me for murder or let me go Debbie my girlfriend of 3 days ran over to the police officers as she tried to keep my bathrobe that she was wearing clothes with one hand despite her crying and tears she
pointed to me and told them that I was a racist murderer who killed those two children in Cold Blood with no provocation it was a half hour past midnight the officers looked at the two masked team teenagers lying dead on the floor underneath a window they broke to climb through into my bedroom with guns in their hands the police officers sat down next to me on the bed and asked me what happened I told them the sound of the broken window 20 minutes earlier woke me up I shouted out who's there the answer was a
gunshot right above my head I knew to say the magic words I was in fear for my life I pointed to the three bullet holes in the bed's headboard I continued I reached into my nightstand and pulled out my Colt 1911 45 caliber autoloader and started firing in the direction of the guns that were firing at me they missed I didn't the officers then turned to my soon to be exate and asked if she could add anything she agreed with my version but said I should have tried to shoot the guns out of their hands
instead of indiscriminately firing the officer asked if the lights were on or if the room was dark my date said the room was dark but I should have turned on a light to see how young they were at that point both cops realized that my girlfriend was a if he turned on the light and they could see him they would have killed him my girlfriend said it was a chance I should have taken the police and I disagreed the police took the dead burglar's IDs and discovered that they were both in their 20s later we
would learn that they had extensive WAP sheets and were out on bond for two other armed home invasions and one assault my girlfriend didn't care in her eyes they were just victims of an oppressive society and I was a murderer and a racist didn't he have to retreat instead of shooting he was in bed one of the cops said where was he supposed to retreat to she yelled at the police calling them racist for not arresting me I had enough of her craziness I ordered her to pack her things and get out of my house
at once she demanded that the police remove me from my own house I explained that I own the house and we were just on a date they escorted her out as she screamed more invectives at the cops and me she wasn't the craziest girl I'd ever dated since my divorce she wasn't even close Katrina won that prize when I woke to find her injecting narcotics into her vein I had some serious problems picking wives and girlfriends after Debbie I was through with bimbos I was desperately trying to avoid dating another lunatic it was time to
get serious and date a serious woman I hired a private investigator to track down Trudy bingo I had her number I sat in my car outside the private eyes office and mustered up the courage to call Trudy and ask her for a date it started raining hard and my previously filthy Chevy was getting a free car wash from the downpour and looked new and showroom fresh I dialed Trudy and left a message that I was divorced and did not seek her professional services but her company for dinner at her convenience I also apologized in case
she thought my call was inappropriate 3 hours later Trudy returned my phone call I brought her up to date on my divorce and she agreed to have dinner with me we sat down at a semi fancy restaurant and each had a glass of white wine Trudy took both of my hands in hers and said there's something important I have to tell you it's unprofessional of me to act like a shrink on a date but I must I know how verbally abusive your parents were to you as a child the wall between our two apartments were
thin and I could hear them yell at you every night at dinner when they returned from work you never did anything wrong they were unhappy at work but since they couldn't scream at their bosses they screamed at you because you couldn't fight back you're the reason I became a psychologist back then I wanted to help you but I didn't know how my parents told me to stay out of it because it wasn't my business to start a fight with our neighbors I would listen to you make jokes about what your parents said about you to
ease your pain but after you left I cry for you you hid behind jokes so you wouldn't feel the hurt I felt so guilty about keeping quiet you're safe now you can leave behind all your childhood trauma and defenses you're a good person you've always been a good person it's time to get over your toxic childhood and get on with your life this Revelation that I had suppressed so successfully my whole life felt like a nuclear explosion Trudy saw right through me I spent my whole life believing I was a loser who didn't deserve the
love of a good woman I never thought it through I just accepted that no desirable woman would want anything to do with me I started crying which is not a way to impress your average girl on a first date but Trudy was anything but an average girl she put her arms around me as I cried in her arms then she tilted my head up and kissed me she continued my guess is that you only dated losers because your parents convinced you that you were a loser well you're not you're a respected college professor and I'm
happy and proud that you chose to ask me on a date I have two regrets one is that I didn't tell you this in high school and the second one is that I didn't punch out the lights of your ex-wife the night I met you both and she disrespected you I couldn't do it because my son was there and I'm trying to teach him to control his temper and I'm still trying to control mine when I drove Trudy home she asked if I was interested in a serious relationship I answered her with a kiss and
then she invited me in I paid for the babysitter as Kevin her seven-year-old son was punching a punching back he wore boxing gloves on his hands after Trudy introduced me she offered me another set of gloves and I hit the bag weekly a few times then Trudy put on gloves and showed me how it was supposed to be done Trudy pointed to the wall clock and in her Porky Pig voice said to her son That's all folks after a few minutes of complaining he went to bed as Trudy gave him a good night kiss I
didn't stay over that night for the next month the three of us went to dinner several times a week I knew that I'd finally met the right woman and I stayed over several nights one week I spent the next month W Trudy son with trips to Parks pizza parlors and countless sparing matches the kid really knew how to box I also taught him the times tables there's a song in the ancient Danny K movie Hans Christian Anderson called inchworm which teaches part of the times table with music that shortcut made learning the times taes fun
for him one night is Trudy and I put him to bed he kissed his mother good night and then leaned forward to kiss me also that meant the world to me he was a good kid and I was now at a point in my life where I was not only ready to be his father but eager with a babysitter arranged eye took Trudy out to a vegan health food restaurant by mistake nothing on the menu looked edible much less desirable we were about to leave when Debbie the girl I had dated now a waitress began
screaming that I was a murderer Debbie grabbed Trudy by her shoulders and screamed that she had to leave me because I was a racist get your hands off me Trudy calmly said Trudy knew the truth about the shooting Debbie started shaking Trudy and without a moment's hesitation Trudy punched Debbie so hard in her stomach that she fell to the floor vomiting as everyone stopped eating and looked at us Trudy did an impromptu impersonation of Porky Pig at the end of a cartoon and said That's all folks as I ushered her out of the restaurant I
was laughing so hard that I couldn't get the car door open for a few minutes Trudy said that she did that to atone for not standing up for me to my parents when we were kids I was so happy that she stood up for me now that without a second thought I asked her to marry me when I dropped her off I asked her son's permission to marry his mom then you'll be my daddy yes I said he nodded yes but couldn't speak through his tears of Joys 10 years and two more children later Trudy
can still crack me up when she puts our kids to bed and she does her Porky Pig impression yelling out That's all folks now let's listen to the Second Story I live in a small town where everyone knows everyone's business we have our share of broken homes cheating spouses bar fights and encourageable teenagers there is even the occasional robbery or mugging most of the people are decent but as a criminal lawyer I often deal with violent horrible people most of the time that's bad this one time in my life it was good a 25-year-old jealous
husband named Bill who insisted I call him Wild Bill came into my office two days ago on a Monday he and a friend beat up two guys at a bar who got handsy with Bill's acquiescing wife and his friend's girlfriend while they danced and the police charged the two of them with assault and battery unfortunately for Bill he couldn't afford to hire me he spent all his money on bail this was bad news for while bill I felt for Bill and wished I could help him I'm also the jealous kind and could see myself becoming
extremely angry if some creep groped my wife especially if she agreed to it fortunately my wife was faithful and I would never have to worry about her cheating on me or even dancing with another man if I asked her not to there was however that time one month ago when I worried about her working late and coming home smelling of some other man's cologne but she claimed she was cold at work and her boss offered her his jacket to keep warm which smelled of his cologne I chose to trust her and believe her lately sometimes
when I answered the phone the caller hung up since we normally receive a few spam phone calls a day I didn't think anything about about it and certainly didn't think it had anything to do with my wife possibly cheating what kind of marriage can you have if you don't trust your spouse I returned home that night and it was my turn to receive bad news while Jane my beautiful wife was in the shower she received a text from Norm her new blonde tall and handsome boss talking about how much he enjoyed making love to her
and how excited he was about spending the weekend with her on their trip it wasn't a business trip it was a romantic soj for which he would withdraw $1,000 from his bank so there would be no paper trail from credit cards that anyone especially their spouses could track when she returned downstairs I didn't let on that I knew she had already been unfaithful or argue with her there was no point in listening to lies our marriage was over now that she'd already spent some quality time working under her boss I now viewed her as Calamity
Jane I acted surprised when she said she was traveling a 100 miles this weekend to visit her sister I said that was a good idea I was crushed I had only loved two women in my life a married girl named named Eva who was a fiery redhe head with a hair trigger temper from Law School in Jane I never had a physical relationship with Eva because she was married and even when I was single I would never sleep with a married woman she and her husband had been in love since seventh grade you can't fight
a bond that long and that strong I'm a planner I make plans I make contingency plans and then I make a plan B I went online to Jam's firm's web page and copied Jane's boss photograph and I printed up a list of instructions then I drove a few miles to buy a non-traceable burner phone I drove to Venice Beach which was a homeless encampment I found one of the few guys not stoned out of his mind and offered him $20 and a six-pack of Corona to make a phone call I phoned Wild Bill and the
homeless guy read to him the dialogue I had printed the homeless guy explained that someone would hire a lawyer who would contact and represent bill for freew waving his usual $5,000 minimum fee if my wife's boss nor met a violent but not fatal accident at his company's garage Bill suggested that his benefactor contact and hire me I thought a few hits to his knees with a baseball bat would be enough Billy suggested a hit or two to his groin was also appropriate I whispered to the homeless guy and he told Billy to leave the groin
alone I knew but didn't say that a groin hit would tell the police their suspect was a cuck husband the homeless guy then texted a photo of Norm to Bill and the address where he worked it was a bright sunny day at Venice Beach and I felt excited about exacting my revenge after I wiped my fingerprints from the cell phone I gifted it to the homeless man he was so grateful that he cried as he telephoned his daughter for the first time in months who lived a thousand miles away I stayed around long enough to
hear her cry with happiness when she recognized her father's voice she begged him to come home but he said he had no money I wanted to hand him bus fair but I knew he'd drink it before he got to the bus terminal I told his daughter that I would drive him to the bus terminal and buy him a ticket home if she would put him up and help him get straight she agreed Howie the homeless man cried in my car all the way to the terminal I wanted to give him money for food but I
knew he would use it for Booze or narcotics so on the way to the terminal I stopped at a deli and bought him a few sandwiches and sodas for the road I never knew what happened to him after that but I did all that I could to help him this was my not so subtle atonement for paying to have a man beaten up no matter how much he deserved it Wild Bill was good to his word and had a Rendevous with Norm the next evening when my wife showed up at work on Friday Norm wasn't
there he was in a hospital it seemed that during lunch Norm went to the bank and withdrew ,000 in cash I guess to pay for his romantic weekend with my wife when he returned to work someone beat and robbed him of $1,000 in the company garage my wife was devastated as she told me the horrible news she never visited her sister or even explained why not Eva was the assistant DA assigned to Bill's case Eva and I knew each other for 10 years we went to law school together and had lived in the same apartment
complex for years my wife and I often dined with Eva her sister Lura and their husbands I always had a crush on Eva but she was married and even though we flirted with each other we never let it get physical with Eva's agreement we executed a plea deal I got bill off with six months probation if he stayed out of legal trouble for a year the court would expunge his record he was over the top happy especially since his partner in crime used a public defender and received a six-month sentence I waited another month before
I filed for divorce so there would be no suspicion that I had anything to do with Norm's beating my wife signed an ironclad prup before before we married but I gave her 10 grand just to motivate her to sign the papers and get out of my life as quickly as possible word quickly spread around the courthouse that I was divorced and Eva walked up to me in the cafeteria one day and asked me out on a date she had filed for divorce from her husband that week because he cheated on her there seems to be
a lot of that going around this spring Eva put took my face in her carefully manicured fingers and said enough with 10 years of flirting with me it's time for you to either put up or shut up then she kissed me full on the lips while pushing her tongue down my throat this was our first kiss in 10 years and it was worth the wait it was electric I became weak in the knees and held on to her for balance as well as lust though some people maintain that makeup sex is the best I will
have to disagree the Revenge rebound sex Eva and I experienced that night was the best in my life we dated for three love filled months and then Eva broke my heart by reconciling and going back to her cheating husband romantically this was the worst year of my life I took a long look at myself in the the mirror the next day I certainly wasn't drop dead handsome but I was more than okayl looking I realized that I was looking for love in all the wrong places the next afternoon I went to the SPCA and adopted
Vesta a 3-month-old golden retriever poodle mix it was love at first sight Vesta cuddled next to me in the car on the way to my home I was in love we played Fetch with a tennis ball in the park across the street from my apartment for an hour followed by 20 minutes of me petting Vesta and Vesta licking my face I didn't put Vesta in a cave or crate she slept in bed with me interrupted by three trips outside during the night I tried to teach Vesta to sleep parallel with me in bed but she
insisted on being perpendicular to me taking up the whole bed it was something on which we needed to work I woke in the morning to find pieces of my chew up bedroom slippers all over the bed spread I called her a bad dog and she was ashamed of herself I took Vesta to work with me each day I discovered that she was a great judge of people if she growled at a prospective client I learned to be wary of them I had a shocking phone call early the next morning my ex-wife Calamity Jane wanted to
sue someone for assaulting her and wanted me to represent her I didn't even ask for any details but explained that it would be too much of a conflict of interest to represent someone I hated so much and then I hung up later that day that Eva walked over to me outside the courtroom and told me that her husband cheated again and she wanted to again go out with me though I still had strong feelings for her I didn't want her breaking my heart a second time and respectfully declined this was certainly my year for heartache
Eva didn't take it well and slapped me across my face going against her in court would now be problematic like the old saying the hits just keep on coming Eva phoned me at home an hour later and apologized for slapping me then she asked for a big favor the police arrested her sister Lara for assault and battery Eva wanted me to defend her and Eva would pay my fee I agreed to help Eva's sister Lara and interviewed her my dog Vesta loved her so that was a good sign I was shocked to learn that Lara
came home and found her husband in bed with my ex-wife Jane and beat the tar out of her then tried to throw her out of the house naked Jane grabbed Lara's robe and put it on it was an open and shut case against my client or maybe not I looked forward to getting my ex-wife on the witness stand making a fool of my ex-wife on the witness stand wouldn't be work it would be karmic fun you might think that I took Lara's case for free and though I was tempted to I still charged her sister
because when you get down to it I'm a lawyer and that's what we do I did however give her sister her a discount as a professional courtesy the prosecution put on Jane who pointed to my client as the per who beat her up the idea of cross-examining and hopefully humiliating my ex-wife on the witness stand was a Revenge greater than I could ever have imagined or hoped for on my cross examination I asked how long she been intimate with Lara's husband the prosecutor claimed that was irrelevant and the judge ruled against me I asked how
many married men she'd slept with again the judge sustained the DA's objection I asked how many times she been faithful when she was married to me and again I was overruled I was having fun until the judge told me and legalized to cut the crap I asked if Lara's husband paid her or gave her anything of value I asked Jane how many times she had been in Lara's house three times she claimed I asked if she ever took anything of Lis she denied doing that what about my client's expensive Japanese silk robe she admitted to
taking it so she wouldn't walk outside naked at this point my client called me over to her seat and gave me some new and important information I returned to the witness stand and asked Jane to hand her watch to the judge at my request the judge read the inscription on the back of the watch to my wonderful daughter Laura I fa Jane since you stole my client's $55,000 Rolex she had every right to use Force to keep it I didn't call my client Lara to the stand I called her soon to be ex-husband of course
my first question was to ask him how long he been cheating on his wife with my ex-wife the judge again told me to cut it out I asked if he stole his wife's Rolex watch and gave it to his girlfriend he denied it and to save himself from being arrested for Gran Larsen claimed that Jane took it without his knowledge that really stuck it to my ex-wife I couldn't have been happier I rested my case and made my closing argument to the jury the law says that sometimes the use of violence is Justified if someone
comes into your house and steals your TV you can use Force to stop them if someone tries to steal your shoes you can use Force to stop them Jane stole Lara's husband a theft much worse than a TV or shoes so Common Sense must tell us that using Force to stop Jane from stealing a husband Justified physical violence Jane also stole Lara's expensive silk robe she stole her expensive Rolex watch these acts alone would justify using Force to stop her ladies and gentlemen of the jury if you came home and found that your spouse was
in bed with a lover what would you do would you make them coffee would you cry or would you beat the tar out of the affair partner if you want to keep your spouse even though your spouse was a cheater I think a right hook to the affair partner is more than Justified remember when it comes to finding a person guilty of crime the legislature can pass laws but it's up to each juror to determine to follow that law or not you are in effect the final Authority on what is legal and what is right
and just it's called jury nullification and this practice goes back to even before the American Revolution with the case of John Peters Zinger a newspaper published who printed a story about the governor of New York that he didn't like even though it was true the government put him on trial at the time truth was not a defense for Lial but an American Jury like this one changed all that and championed freedom of the press and the colonies which found its way into our constitution again thanks to an American jurors like you it's you who have
all the power in an American courtroom when it comes to deciding guilt or innocence regardless of what some law might say the judge May advise you on the law but it's up to you to determine if that law is just or if you should ignore it it's yet another example of the Brilliance of our founding fathers the jury came back in less than an hour and found my client not guilty the da filed a case for Grant Larsen against Jane for stealing Lara's Rolex Laura and I went out to lunch to celebrate Lura was a
lot like Eva in a lot of ways and a lot different in many other ways Lara wasn't as smart but also wasn't as inhibited we laughed throughout lunch I was falling for her she kept touching my arm and I melted since our professional relationship was now over I could legally ask her for a date and I did she was much more passionate than her sister but had a much quicker temper I learned that when she threatened me with violence because she thought i' looked too long at a woman in the restaurant who wore a provocatively
low cut blouse and tight skirt it makes her exciting with just a hint of danger she was 10 times more passionate than my ex-wife 3 months later Lara moved in with me and my dog Vesta also fell in love with her a year later when Lara was 2 months pregnant we married our red-haired infant daughter Vanessa has a temper that makes Lara and her sister seem like pacifist Quakers when she screams I knew that Lara would attack me and any woman I cheated with and after I made a drunken fession one night about hiring Wild
Bill Laura knew I would be just as violent if she cheated we're just too jealous passionate people in love each of whom has a violent streak that may be why our intimacy is so off the charts dear listeners sending loads of love to Ronald Burns for his contribution and to all our listeners thank you for being part of this literary Journey with us you can check out Ron's work at Amazon and we have shared the links in the description box below and if you want to share your work with us please send your work at
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