[Music] hello I'm Scott Mills from BBC Radio One this is Chris Stark and we're in a room with Kevin Hart and Dwayne The Rock Johnson about to play playground insults they are staring each other out this is the one the atmosphere in here is very tense you can cut it with a knife that's why I'm drinking my tea Kevin Hart is drinking from the smallest tea cup in the world well it's befitting it's purposely I like big cups this is a safe Zone what gets said in this room goes absolutely no further all right you
can feel the tension already okay here we go Kevin's serve DJ's got the same nose as Janet Jackson here we go now he's she's taking the gloves off now this is it all right Kevin Uh Kevin looks like a buffed uh Urkel above Circle okay I'm gonna go with uh your head looks like looks like a long breast like a long succulent like with the areola right on my floor there's my report you got a nipple head that's [ __ ] up [Laughter] you know how sometimes when people get under your skin and you just
hate them I'm not saying that what are you saying at you I'm just saying there sometimes where you just really hate somebody sometimes you have that personality when you walk in and you're like you think everyone's like hey there's Kevin great but you know Dwayne Johnson don't say it breath smells like [ __ ] on the regular oh nobody knows this you wanna know where the eyebrow raise came from it came from the reaction of people hello and everybody knows that's what The Rock is cooking shitty bread okay don't encourage him all right my breath
is not shitty look at these teeth don't talk about teeth you don't miss a care about my teeth you guys ever heard invisaligned okay Kevin's now the spokesman because his bottom row of teeth but they're having a [ __ ] meeting and they're all unhappy right now I'm fighting in you with that I told you look at the pictures lately trying to hide it yeah it's very true right now Dwayne Johnson has women he's got women thighs laughs what does that mean though because these are sensitive times I'd love to hear that what does that
mean that I got women's size it just means no but I mean go ahead it sounds like that's a wonderful Rabbit Hole you should go down right you know what I don't need to explain myself please explain it to the world what does women's size mean this isn't an explain games women have nice thighs you shouldn't have their thighs this is what I'm saying shut up man all right uh okay here's a good impression of Dwayne Johnson The People's hero okay Mr Duane can sign my belt come on he throws kids off with signals to
take their minds off of what they asked for it hey kid's confused as to what happened well the truth is it's hard to insult Kevin because you know he's one of my best friends that's right right we mess around with each other a lot big fan of all of his movies well yeah I loved all of his movies that's the thing I mean home alone and no yes I love that one Beverly Hills cops Eddie Murphy what are you talking about it's not my movie oh you know what it was no no booty tag okay
that's Chris Rock now you just name another black comedian you're not even though you're not even trying that's great take a little secret about it he was wonderful in that Dwayne's got a tattoo right above his ass that says come on [Laughter] of course of course all all jokes aside man look you know there's nothing but respect and admiration that goes for this guy man I would love to call him a [ __ ] for the rest of his interview but I love the jackass but I love to do it too I got to agree
with it you know what I mean we're very similar in so many ways we shared a lot of the same values hard work and discipline and drive and you know having a great time loving making people laugh I'd love to sit and call him a real piece of [ __ ] for the whole time but you know I just I can't thank you guys appreciate it foreign Scott Mills here I hope you enjoyed that you can listen to my show weekdays until 4 P.M on BBC Radio One or anytime you like by downloading the BBC
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