I don't really do gold diggers, so get the out of here, please. Thank you. Yeah, go yourself.
[Music] Hey, what the Can you watch for your Oh my goodness. Why are you so loud? I'm so sorry.
I can't Yes, I can't see. Obviously, I'm blind. Hello.
You should be more careful. Yeah. Well, maybe you shouldn't be so rude.
Goodness. Yeah, I didn't mean to hit you. Can you like go wait for your Uber to Yeah, I'm not actually waiting for my Uber.
I do have a car, but Jeez, why are you so rude? You having a bad day? Definitely can't drive, but okay.
I can't drive. Oh, that's fine. My car's drive for me.
But anyways, are you having a bad day? Maybe I could cheer it up. I'm not interested.
You're not interested? Boyfriend. I didn't ask if you were interested.
I know you're interested cuz you're still talking to me. How about this? Instead of beating around the bush, let's just put your number on my phone.
Hello. Yeah. Um, hello.
What was that? Yeah, just put your number in my phone. Okay.
I mean, what's your name? Bella. Bella.
Nice to meet you, Bella. I'm The Nice to meet you. Oh, wow.
You got Wow. Is that a ring? Yeah.
Are you married? No, I just I um I just have a boyfriend. Oh, okay.
Is that like a promise ring? It didn't feel like a big rock. No.
Uh, it's just like my normal jewelry. Oh, nice. You have really soft hands.
Thanks. And you sound beautiful. Well, do you think maybe I could like possibly take you on a date sometime or if you're free now, I could just take you now?
I'm I'm still waiting for my Uber, but thank you. And I'm always getting rejected. Is it cuz I'm blind?
I mean, I would kind of prefer a man that could actually see me. It's okay. Okay.
Well, can I at least show you something cool that I uh It's like this not interesting. It's this new feature on my Okay, whatever. I'll just press the button and it should pull up any second.
Oh, I'm sorry that I hit you with my long stick. Oh, there it is. I think this is her.
Do you see a car that's super colorful? Oh, yep. This is her.
My baby. Watch that. Boom.
It's like a spaceship, right? Yeah. It's a It's a nice color.
Well, I mean, you sound kind of like an Instagram model. You want to take some pictures with it? Sure.
Yeah. Yeah. Go ahead.
Yeah. Excuse me. Money on the ground.
Oh, I left some money. Yeah. Oh, do you think you could help me pick it up?
Sorry, it's hard for me to see. Yeah, no problem. Actually, bro, we're fake.
We're doing a fake pranks and we're filming a video and we're trying to catch this gold digger. So, yeah, if you could just Thank you. You brother.
Ah, man. Thank you so much. You know what?
for being such a good guy. I just want to tip you $100. Is that okay?
Yeah, I appreciate you, man. You got a lucky man right here, man. Thank you.
I like guys like that. That makes my day. Ah, hold on.
I got to make sure he didn't. Do you think you could count this for me? It's hard.
Yeah. Thank you. Wow.
You wouldn't steal from a blind man, right? No. No.
Thank you. Yeah. You got a a few hundred here.
You say only a few hundred. Yeah. Yeah.
Like what does that mean? You gave him some of your money. No, I only gave him $100.
How much is this like exactly? I need to know. It's um You sure?
Only a few hundred. Like 400? Yeah.
Oh, let me see. 400. Hold on.
Let me make sure you're not counting around. One, two, three. I thought you couldn't see.
$400. Yeah. No, actually, I can see.
Can you see? There's a camera right over there. We're actually out here exposing gold diggers like And I can't believe you were going to actually steal from aing blind man.
You're going to get aggressive with me. You probably need this money. Ride home.
Yeah, you trashy gold digger. You know what? Look at the camera.
20 million views by tomorrow. Yeah. Okay.
You probably get like $20. Yeah. Have a good Have a good life, youing gold digger.
[Music] Man, I hope she doesn't pick up that money. It's actually real. [Music] Okay.
Yeah, this is the one. Oh, yeah. She definitely looks like a gold digger.
Here we go. Excuse me, miss. Hi.
What's up? I can't even see you. I don't even know where you're at.
I had a really long night. I've been gambling my money away. Um, are you okay?
No, I haven't. I'm not okay at all. I haven't eaten in like I don't know, 4 days.
I haven't showered in like two weeks. How can I help you? Anything could help at this point.
I'm just I haven't eaten. I don't have money for food. My parents, my kids, everyone's gone.
I don't have family. I got you. Here you go.
All right. I hope you have a good day. Thank you, miss.
Yeah. Appreciate you. Thank you.
Yeah. Have a good day. But wait, wait, wait, wait.
I have to go. All right. Good luck with everything, though.
Thank you, dude. That was like the fourth girl today, and I feel like I haven't been able to get anything. I should have just told her about the car sooner, and then she wouldn't have left, but I don't know.
Dude, there's no way. Dude, she tipped the $100 bills, bro. She tipped a $100 bill.
Why would she give me a hundred? I was expecting like a dollar or something like that and she just give me a hundo. Damn.
I feel bad though cuz we were getting exposed for a gold digger and she's actually like a nice person. Um, do you guys want to film in a different spot? Um, I feel like we haven't had much luck today, but holy [ __ ] Oh, that's a nice car.
That's her. That's her. Okay, continue it.
I'm going. I'm still drunk. Hey, I'm so sorry I had to leave.
I just really have to get going. Is there anything else I can help you with? I feel really bad.
Did you Were you the one that just tipped me the $100? Yeah, I was. That was really nice of you.
Um, no, it's okay. I think you helped more than I could imagine. I It's not that much considering, you know, where you're at.
So, if there's anything else I can do, please let me know. No, it's okay. I just I'm going to go get a hotel for the night and then I'm going to shower.
I'm going to eat and then gamble it away. I won't. Good.
Please. I won't put this on red. It's okay.
I'm fine. I'm fine. So, just let me know.
Um I guess I'll get going then. Yeah. Please be safe.
Okay. But I do have to tell you something though. I am actually completely safe.
Um I'm not homeless. Uh, we're actually filming for like a YouTube channel called Fake Pranks TV. And don't take this the wrong way, but we're trying to find girls to be like gold diggers.
And we do this a lot. We just saw you walking by and we thought you would be a gold digger for a prank that we're filming. Um, we've been filming this for a minute, though.
Camera right here and a camera there. And then we saw that you tipped a $100 bill and we did not expect that. Um, I don't know.
You tip you would tip a homeless guy $100. I mean, you look like you really needed it, but a homeless guy, $100. Yeah.
I mean, I don't know. I feel bad. No, it's okay.
I mean, I wish I could do more. I feel bad, though, for like I'm going to give this back to you because I saw the car you drive. Believe it or not, this is actually my car right here.
Um, so you're homeless? No, I'm not homeless at all. Like, this is just all stuff that I'm wearing.
But, um, yeah. No, this is my car. Um, I appreciate you for what you do here.
For YouTube? Yeah, it's for YouTube. So, you'll be on it if that's okay.
Yeah. Um, but I do I'm Braden, by the way. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you. Um, I'm so confused right now. I'm sorry.
No, it's okay. I mean, I completely understand, but I just wanted to say, uh, I usually don't do this. Um, is there any way that me and you could exchange numbers or something like that?
Get lunch. You're a gorgeous woman. You seem like a sweet girl.
Thank you for doing that. And yeah, of course. So, be on me on Yeah.
Hey, I mean, the way you're pulling up and the way you're giving out money like that, I mean, I guess I'm not going to complain. So, yeah. No, here's for sure.
[Music] Perfect. Thank you so much. Yeah, I'm excited to see you.
And then I'll see you on Friday. Yes. Okay, we'll do something.
I'll text you. All right. So, all right.
Bye. Thank you. Damn.
What a good girl. That was crazy. Think that's actually kind of crazy that It's kind of crazy though that actually got a date out of that.
I don't think we've seen a woman like that in a minute. But hey, guess what's going on today on Friday? Yes, sir.
Okay. Oh [ __ ] [Music] Damn. I should have kept the 100 though, honestly.
I'm not going to lie. Looking for stall five. Ah, here we are.
Is this it? Oops. What the Oh, I'm so sorry.
My stick. It It It has a mind of its own. I apologize.
Just my stick, actually. Oh, wow. I'm so sorry.
As you can see, I'm a little impaired. I'm blind. Wow.
What's that accent? Are you like French or something? Why do you care?
Oh my goodness. Is your swing as beautiful as you sound? Actually, my swing is pretty good, my husband said.
Oh, your husband. Your husband. Is your husband around here?
I don't want to interfere with the happy home, right? No, he's not here right now, but he exists. So Oh, he exists.
You know what else exists? Me being a pro golfer. And I can actually show you something.
This really nice swing. No, no, don't touch me. Just go away.
Oh, okay. So, you're just going to push a blind man? That's kind of rude.
I don't want to push a blind man. I'm just pushing him out. Yeah, just go in your You probably couldn't handle this, man.
That's probably why my stick is too big. I'm just messing with you. Well, anyways, uh I think you're actually in my stall, so do you mind moving?
That's my stall. I've been here like a while. That's my stall.
Oh, well, I'm looking for stall five, and this is stall five. So, that's stall four. Blindy, you can't see.
Wow, that was stall five is right there. I keep blindy. Wow, you are you just you lost me.
Good thing I can't see you. Wow. And I have to be next to this hole digger.
Wow. Would you look at that? Well, Miss French, I'm going to show you how a real man swings.
You have to turn around. What do you mean I had to turn around? In my face.
I would love to swing in your face, but that's probably inappropriate. So, maybe I should turn around. You think you could help me line up with the ball since I can't really see anything?
Especially from a beautiful French woman like yourself, right? My uncle Tiger told me that you have to take three practice swings. Yep.
Three. There's two. Would you look at that?
Well, some of us could, but I can't. I mean, did you see how far that went, baby? I didn't even hit the ball.
What? No, it's still there. There's no ball.
That's awkward. Well, I guess you know what? I got something.
I got I got my lucky ball with me today. This one never fails me. So, I'm going switch out my stick, baby.
Uh, so I know you said that you had a husband, but I was thinking if I hit this hole in one, do you think maybe I can you know, take you out on a date. Is that a no? All right.
Well, watch this. [Music] That was That was a good one. Excuse me.
I saw you. Uh, yeah, I left. I just came back.
Are you the same girl that was just Yes. Uh, you dropped some cash. I dro I dropped cash.
What do you mean? Yeah, you dropped some cash when you took your ball out of your pocket. Okay.
You think you could pick it up for me? Yeah. Wow.
You're a sweet, honest hole digger. Would you look at that? There should be more women like you.
Thank you. No wonder why you're married. Wow.
I wish I show you what you're doing tonight. Well, I'm kind of alone cuz you know, well, people don't really do something and I show you some stuff. You show me something?
Yeah, I can show you. Oh, you could show me? Yeah.
You know what? Do you think you could actually show me how to do that swing that you were doing earlier? Like with my stick?
This stick? You should take the the the other one. Yeah.
Okay. Okay. But you like my stick, right?
I love it. Okay. Yeah.
I show you actually. Yeah. Yeah.
Go. Go. Show me.
I'll do it. You sure? We do it together.
Okay. We do it together. Oh, yeah.
This is good. I like this. Ready?
One, two. Good. See, we got it.
Give me a hug. That was great. Oh my goodness.
I feel like I found my new uh my new goal. I mean, my new girlfriend. Sorry.
Been having problem with words lately. Goes. Let's do something tonight.
You know what? I have an idea. You want to play a game?
Maybe. What is that? Okay.
Have you ever Hold on. Hold these really quick. I'm going to show you something.
Yeah. I got pretty eyes, right? Can you see?
No, I can't. But my eyes are beautiful, right? So, check this out.
Um, today we're actually out here exposing gold diggers like yourself. You see that camera right there? Yeah.
And you stole money from a blind man. How How dare you? Are you serious?
You going to steal money from a blind man? You should feel pathetic. Actually, say hello to your husband because I guarantee you're going to be single.
Yeah. Yeah. No, you first.
Yeah. No. No.
No. Yeah. Yeah.
You couldn't handle my You going to just hit my balls like that? Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. [ __ ] off. You don't even deserve me.
This stick's too big for you. Anyways, better put your money where your mouth is, sugar. Watch this.
See you later, gold digger. [Music] I want to say this is her. Yeah, I think it's her.
Hey, miss. Yeah. Sorry, I'm here to meet somebody.
Yeah, I'm Braden. Oh, you're Braden? Yeah, you're Katie, right?
Yeah, I'm Katie. Yeah. Um, why don't you take a seat?
I got you some coffee. Oh, okay. How are you?
Good. How are you? Uh, well, I'm glad that you're here now.
Well, you look beautiful. I wish I could say the same for you, but like just the pictures looked so different than what you actually I didn't even recognize you. Oh, is that not even recognize me?
No, like you look completely different. Completely different from then like my Tinder. Yeah.
Like on your Tinder you have like cars, boats, you have pictures of you in Gucci and like I was expecting to go out. I was expecting to do something and like you just showed up in like a sweatshirt. Yeah.
I mean I thought this would be nice though. I mean I rented this thing out for an hour. You rented this out for an hour?
Yeah. rent this table. Yeah, this table for an hour.
Like, I just don't understand why. Who? You're lying.
You didn't even rent anything. No, I'm serious. Like, I literally thought this would be a good thing for us to like get to know each other.
And I was literally free. Yeah, but like I thought this I know. I just My friend actually just texted me and was like, "Do you want to go to the pool?
" And I would much rather go to the pool. Like, well, it's only been like 3 minutes. I know, but like you're you're a catfish.
You're kind of pissing me off. Like catfish? Yeah.
Like dude, like you're you're showing up in this and like you should see your Tinder profile. Like you have literally everything posted. Like I came because I thought I was going to be talking to somebody who brings something to the table.
Bring something to the table. So this You're just a scrub. A scrub?
Yeah. There's literally Dan drip on your sweatshirt. Dan drip on my sweatshirt.
Yeah. That's crazy. I'm not a scrub.
But I mean, if you want to leave and go to the pool with your friends, then why don't we just both leave? I think that'd be better. I honestly like this pissed me off.
Okay, that's good. Good. I'm glad it pissed you off.
I'm out of here. Drss like a scrub. You have dandruff on your sweater.
Girl, I use hidden shoulders. There's no dandruff on here. That's crazy.
Okay. Well, you weren't going to tell me that you had this. Well, I mean, I still live the lifestyle that I live on my Tinder, but just because I dress like this and I thought renting out something like that would be beneficial to get to know each other.
You felt some type of way. But like you have money though. I do have money and I have a lot of cars.
This is like one of five cars that I own. And you can take me out then. I can take you out.
Okay. You want to take me out? I mean, yeah.
I mean I mean that was the plan originally just to rent out the table, get some coffee, get to know each other, then we'll go. You didn't tell me like I didn't think I didn't tell me you had money. Like Yeah, I mean I mean it was just more so like a test to see like who you are as a person and stuff like that.
Well, did I pass? Like I mean you passed the eye test and stuff like that, but I mean for the most part you're kind of coming off as like I wouldn't say a gold digger but kind of a gold digger but at the same time like you're okay. So I think we should go on a ride though.
I think I'm a gold digger though. No, I don't I don't I don't think you are. Okay.
I'm not. Okay. I mean, I think you're cool.
Like, I think you're cute. Okay. Yeah.
I mean, I thought you were hot as So, I think me and you, we should definitely go on a ride and let's see where it goes. Okay. I've never been in a car this nice before.
All right. Let's hop in. But So, you got to unlock it.
Oh, my fault. Uh, my car doesn't unlock for gold diggers, baby. So, I apologize, but you didn't pass the test.
Actually, you are a gold digger, dude. And I'm not with it. Why are you a [ __ ] [ __ ] Like, literally, I'm not a gold digger.
You're aing catfish. I'm a catfish. Lame and you're a [ __ ] scrub.
Well, first off, I'd rather be a catfish than a gold digger. And this whole thing is being recorded, shorty. So, if you want to take a look at that camera over there.
Yeah, we're recording this. So, literally [ __ ] off scrub. Have fun with the dand.
Okay. Couldn't be me. Imagine being a gold digger.
Imagine your mom raising a gold digger. Bye, gold digger. Of [Music] course she doesn't have music.
Oh gosh. Oh, look at this beautiful girl. I wonder if she'll help me.
Excuse me, miss. Hi. Do you uh happen to have like any change or like some food or something like that?
I'm sorry. I don't have anything to offer you. Oh, I I'm really cold.
Like just maybe like anything. Just spare change. Nothing.
I'm sorry. I you'd love if I could. Oh, like not even like a cracker.
Just something I could eat. I'm starving. I'm sorry.
Oh, man. I just I guess it's I'm so sorry. Really?
You don't have anything for me? No. All right.
I I wouldn't want to bother you. I'm sorry. Help you.
Thank you, man. This sucks. Of course you don't have [Music] Yeah.
Are you okay? No. Oh my gosh.
Of course. I'm a dick. Don't let you.
I'm a loser. I know. I'm just a homeless guy out here in the cold.
You call 911? I don't know. I think I think you just up and ditch it.
Yeah, it it on the ground there. Oh man, I'm just having a bad day. I'm I don't know.
It's okay. Don't Don't worry about me. I'll take care of it.
Thank you so much. Are you okay? Yeah.
I'm just a poor homeless guy that has no life and I'm a loser. I just That guy's a dick. I'm so sorry about that.
I know. Did you see where he went? Uh, it's okay.
It's okay. I'll just Yeah. Do you want to work for me?
Like a job? Really? Yes.
Yes. So, do you have a phone number? Uh, no.
I I really don't have a phone. So, it's okay if I'm right on your own. Yeah.
Do you have like a pen? Yes. Oh, wow.
Yeah, I would love that. When I get a phone, I'll definitely be giving you a call. Well, you are so sweet.
Yeah. Do you just help out everybody like this? So, everyone deserve a second chance, right?
You look a sweet guy. Why not? Well, I mean, you saw I just got pretty much beat up and he called me a loser.
And that guy is a dick. So, don't I know. I just I feel like a loser.
I'm homeless. I'm cold. I don't have any money.
You know, I just want to give you this opportunity. So, why not? You are so amazing.
Honestly, I got to tell you something. So, hold this cuz you look very cold. But you see these cameras out there?
See the cameras? This is actually my uh prank TV show and we're out here trying to expose gold diggers. And unfortunately, I thought you were going to be a good candidate cuz you're a beautiful girl, but it looks like you really are a sweet girl.
The outside matches the inside. You think I'm gold digger? No, no, no, no, no.
I just thought that maybe because you look so pretty and beautiful that you would be a good candidate. But unfortunately, the outside matches the inside. And I'm just so grateful that there's people like you.
You're not a homeless. No, I'm not homeless. You see this car right here?
Of course you're not. Look this. Look.
No. Come here. Come here, baby.
Look. Look. There's even stars in the roof.
Come here. Look. Check.
Take a look. Yeah. That's so nice.
Yes. Wow. Oh wow.
Honestly, I'm so grateful. You offered me a job. You were going to help me out.
You helped me up. You gave me the confidence that I needed today. Oh my gosh.
I feel like I would love to take you on a date. Oh yes. You would go on a date with me?
Let's do it. Oh my goodness. I need a hug.
Oh, honestly, I was going to keep exposing gold diggers, but I want to just get out of here with you if that's okay. Yeah, that's all right. All right.
Well, if you don't mind, just park your car and you can come with me. Yeah. Oh my goodness.
Let me walk you over there. I feel like I met my match trying to do something that I wasn't supposed to be doing. Thank you.
Yes, I got you. I'll even open the door for you. Thank you.
Oh, I scored. I didn't find me a gold digger, but I found me a date. [Music] Thank you.
It was beautiful. I had to get the queen's door. Yes.
Thank you so much. Wow. My gosh, that car is so nice.
Your hands are Yeah. Sometimes if you pay attention to the uh roof, you'll see a shooting star. Wow.
Yeah. I love it. It's almost like uh we're in the galaxy and you're not even in space.
So, what do you like to eat? Some pizza. Yeah.
Yeah. Film it right here. I think we got it.
I think we got a gold digger. Woohoo. [Music] Oh, happy St.
Patty's Day to you. What's your name? Do you mind getting dressed up somewhere else?
Like, I'm trying to do something. I'm sorry, ma'am. I just noticed you're not wearing any green today.
Like, you're destined for some bad luck if you're not going to wear put on anything green. Honestly, you're not my type and I'm not interested. I'm sorry.
No, you don't want to like put on my hat to like wear some green for St. Patrick's Day. Why are you still here?
No. Damn. I mean, I was going to my friend's kid's birthday party.
Uh, did you like I was going to shoot my shot with you. No. No.
You're not my type. You don't want my number? No.
You can go have a day, but have a good one. All right. Thank you.
Well, here's some gold for St. Patrick's Day. [Applause] Damn it, dude.
Why the can't I pick up anybody? Yeah, I was being a little rude. I'm sorry.
Honestly, I just love big trucks. You love big trucks? Well, that's not the only thing big I have.
Oh, is that okay? Yeah. I I I own a couple dealerships around Arizona.
Big lift big ass lifted trucks and [ __ ] Yeah. Okay. Well, why are you dressed like that?
I I mean, I'm going to my friend's kids birthday party. Okay. That's why I got the whole leprechaun get up on.
But yeah, I mean that's really cute of you. Yeah. Yeah.
Well, I would love to like go with you. Maybe maybe we can around the town or maybe you can get like my number or something. Yeah, for sure.
I'll I'll get your number. Yeah. Or I'll type in my number.
Yeah, I would love that. Actually, I don't really with gold diggers. Really?
Yeah. No, no, no. I'm just I'm just teasing.
I'll type in I'll I'll give you my number. What's your name? Mariah.
I'm Joe. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.
Or leprechaun. Big daddy leprechaun. Oh my gosh.
Here you go. Thank you so much. Yeah.
Do you actually want to go for a ride? I'm down. Yeah.
Yeah. If you don't mind, help me get in the truck. That would be sweet.
Oh, of course. Yeah. Hell yeah.
There we go. Oh yeah. Yeah.
That's not the only thing tall I got. You know what I'm saying? I ain't talking about my height either.
Yeah. If you just want to get on all fours. Yeah.
Yeah. Actually, nah, we'll save that for later. He'll be on all fours later.
Could you help me get up in the truck just by picking me up? Yeah. There we go.
Thank you. Oh, wait. Actually, Mariah, right?
That's your name? Yeah. I don't really do gold diggers, so get the out of here, please.
Thank you. Yeah. and go [ __ ] yourself.
[Music] Yeah, she's definitely one. Hello, mama. Can I feel your legs?
having a difficulty filling mine. Is that a pickup line? That's just how I roll, baby.
Gross. No thanks. Oh, come on.
Come here. Come on. We can spend some time together.
Go out. Take a ride around town. Anywhere you want to go.
A ride in that. Yeah. No, I'm good.
Thank you. Have a nice day. You sure?
I'm good. Thank you. All right.
How you feel about the whip? Oh. Oh my goodness.
You guys, let me help you out. Yeah. Thank you.
Yeah. No worries. It's a little bit of a difficulty.
I'll take that. Thank you. Awesome.
Is this your car? Yes. It's nice.
Oh my goodness. Yeah. A little scat pack screamer.
Thank you for the rollup, too. Oh, yeah. No worries.
Yeah, occasionally. I saw you were struggling, so I just wanted to help you out. I appreciate that.
Yeah, it's a really nice car. You know what? Do you mind doing me a favor?
Yeah. I was out last night shooting dice with my homies and uh it was a good night, but my arms kind of tired. My shoulders tied tired.
You mind giving me a little massage? No, no, I don't mind. Do you mind holding my phone, actually?
Oh, definitely. Sweet. Hell yeah.
Oh, yeah. It's perfect. Like that?
Yeah. A little deeper. Okay.
You actually got good hands for this. Thank you. Yeah.
Yeah. Excellent. So, um, what do you do for work?
You know what? It's actually crazy. I got really lucky.
Like, insanely lucky. I won the lottery. What?
I swear to God, it's crazy, right? So, you're like a lucky man. Yeah, I'd say.
Yeah. Well, do you want to get lucky tonight with me? Oo, yeah.
I see where this is going. How about we uh I'll give you my phone. We exchange numbers really quick.
You unlock yours. Give me that. Hell yeah.
Sweet. And uh you mind doing me one favor? One favor while you're at it cuz you're in a really sweet mood.
Yeah, sure. You mind getting something for me out of my trunk? Yeah.
Not okay. Hell yeah. Let's get the camera ready.
Get her set up, boys. Coal digger shovel. Yeah, it's perfect.
Solid gold shovel, right? Yeah. Imagine all the stupid things you get when you got money.
I've never seen a gold shovel before. Yeah, I think it goes perfect with you. How about you stand right there and just pose for me really quick?
Yeah. Looks good on you. Yeah, that looks good.
Yeah, as a matter of fact. Good. Okay.
Yeah, of course. Look at me. Look at me.
Face me. Face me. Good.
Let me You like that? Wait. Yeah.
Wait. What? Here.
Both hands. Both hands. It's perfect.
What are you What's this? I No. What are you doing?
I literally thought you were just in the wheelchair. All three of these legs work perfect, baby. What?
You're disgusting. Are you ser What's going on here? Yo.
Okay. So, look, I'm just exposing you as a gold digger cuz uh you know that's what you are, right? I'm right here with my boys.
You can say hi to the camera. Wave. Wave to the homies.
Wave. Come on. Wave.
Wave. You look good. Um uh literally you can go yourself.
Oh, come on. Calm down. Come on.
Come on. Just calm down. But that's what you are.
No, seriously. Go. That's exactly what you are.
You're going to forget your phone. Uh uh gold digger. Don't forget your [ __ ] You know what?
Literally. Okay. I'm upgrade.
Upgrade your life. Yeah. Why don't you upgrade your phone?
Greasy. Let's go. They can take your day.
Goodbye. Goodbye. These hoes ain't loyal.
All these are saying ain't [ __ ] but hoes and tricks. She thought she was special. [Music] [Music] Nice ass.
Hey, beautiful. What are you doing? [Music] Damn, I wish I could speak to a girl as hot as you.
I know I'm not getting hit on by a deaf guy right now. I'm sorry. Can you look at me while you're speaking?
I have to read lips. I'm not interested. Thank you.
I'm good. I'm busy. You don't seem very nice.
And yes, I'm deaf. Well, I'm not very nice, actually. So, if you could just go away.
I get it. Who's the lucky man? There's no looking man.
I'm not interested. No, actually, please go away. Please go away.
Thanks. Not interested. You can go.
Thank you. Are you sure you don't want to go out? Show you really good time, dude.
I'm positive. Seriously. So, like, I'm annoyed.
Bye. Thank you. I'm good.
Nice ass. Sounds good. Have a great night.
Bye. Hello. Where you going?
Yeah. Where are we going to go? We match.
We literally match. We have to take a picture. We have to look at us.
We're like meant to be. Nice ass. Funny.
Look good. Like it. Look good.
Oh yeah. Oo, you did a good job. Like this.
I like the car. Nice ass. Ooh, dance.
Me? You? You want to go dancing?
Me and you. Let's go. Where you take me?
Honestly, I would love to take you to this uh spot called Gold Diggers. Yeah, Gold Diggers. You ever dude?
Are you serious? You're just going to push me? Yeah, that's what I thought.
You're trashy gold digger. Look at you gold digger. Oh, but I thought I was deaf.
But now that I can talk and I have a nice car, you want to you want to get at me? Yeah, exactly. Where are you driving off to with uh no car?
I'm sure you want to ride, right? Yeah. Gold digger.
You're a trash. You know what? I got You're the weirdo who's pretending.
Gold digger. You're You hear that? You hear that?
You hear that? You're the LA. Yeah.
No. No. No.
Deaf. No. I was never deaf.
No. Yeah. Because look what I got.
Look at you. You're the crazy one pretending to be death. I can't hear you.
Want to know why? Because I'm in my beautiful car. You hear that?
I can hear that. I'm really not that deaf. Wow.
This is great. 2. Game's over, kids.
Go home. Sorry, miss. I didn't mean to hit you.
It wasn't my fault. It was the kids over there. They can't aim for [ __ ] Excuse me.
Oh, you okay? Yeah, it's fine. Well, you seem like a little pissed off and upset.
I mean, you hit me. I know it wasn't my fault, but I apologize. But I mean, I'm kind of glad it hit you cuz like taking a step back and looking at you and the way you walk, I'm definitely intrigued right now.
My boyfriend. Oh, have a good day. Is he like He's my man.
Is your like 100% your man or Yeah, he's 100% my man. So there's no chance of like me and you? I normally don't really go for a referee.
They go for like athletes. So, you're not really my type. Oh, okay.
So, I'm not your type because I'm not an athlete. Very true. Yes.
Well, I mean, they do say just because it's a goalie doesn't mean I can't score. Even though your boyfriend is an athlete, I mean, I would love to get your number. Maybe we could do something on the side.
A little secret stuff, but um I think I'm I'm good on that. You're positive? Yeah.
But have a good one. All right. Well, I'm going to go myself.
So, you have a good day, miss. [Music] [Music] This is your car. Yeah, this is my car.
It's really nice. Yeah, it's uh it's kind of why I bought it. So, what do you do with work?
Uh well, this is kind of weird cuz your energy definitely switched in 30 seconds, but um I'm a real estate agent during the week. Um, we invest in a bunch of properties and stuff in the East Valley. Um, we ran out a bunch of properties and we make pretty good money and then I just volunteer here on the weekends just to I know I get bored a lot.
So, yeah. Good for you. I love that.
I love that for you. Um, so you don't have a girlfriend? Uh, I do not.
It's kind of why I asked for your number back there cuz you know I seen the way you were walking. I see how you look. You're out here by yourself.
Boyfriend is nowhere to be found. Um, maybe give me your phone so I can put my number in it and then we can go for drinks. Oh, so you want to go on drinks now?
Yes. Just because I drive this car. Are you actually interested in me now or is it more so I don't know what changed?
But I really like I just think you're I love the stripes. I love the tattoos. It does feel good though.
It does feel good. I love that. I am pretty intrigued now.
I could give you my number. I guess we could get drinks. Thank you.
I still am kind of shook though a little bit cuz we definitely did. The energy definitely switched. But um Okay.
Thank you, miss. Well, let me grab something for you real quick cuz we are friends and I want to like build a relationship further. So, let me grab something real quick.
Take this. Just take it. We have a penalty on the field.
We have a gold digger and a cheater. She's interested in me because of my car and she has a boyfriend. So that counts her as a cheater.
No, miss. I think my face. Who are you talking to?
Why did you film me over there? That camera over there has been filming this whole thing. Um, I'm not even repping this game over here.
I'm just doing this to set you up. Literally ridiculous. I don't think I'm ridiculous.
All right. Well, you too. But another one bites it does miss.
You're a gold digger and a cheater. I hope you know that. And that right there is a certified gold digger.
Wow. Could it be me? Imagine her going home to her man's giving him a hug and a kiss and all that.
Yeah, she was hitting on a referee. What a day. Another gold digger on the loose.
Another gold digger on the loose. That's hilarious. [Music] Oh, look at them legs.
Might have a star in here. [Music] Yeah. Got it.
Come on, baby. Come on now. Come on.
Come on. Come on. Give me a little bit of stroke.
Give me Oh. Oh. Calm down now.
Calm down. Is wrong with you? Excuse me, little mama.
How you doing? I just wanted to talk to you a little bit, you know. Oh, yeah.
So, you throw a rope around. Mom always said, "If you see a nice catch, don't let it go. " My mom, you sound like bubble boy.
Get the out of here. Get the out of here. God damn.
Excuse me. Do that to people. Get the out of here.
Excuse me. I'm a cowboy girl. It's what I do.
Do you understand how pissed off I am right now? Well, I didn't mean to make you upset. Supposed to show you some tricks that I got with my ro.
I want you to walk away. All right. You sure about that?
Yeah. You don't want to get to know me? None.
You have the floor. Walk away. Well, have a good day then.
Howdy. Came on a little too strong there. She ain't like that.
God damn, she got some legs though. Well, better luck next time. Is this your car?
Yes, indeed it is. It's really cool. My boyfriend has one just like it.
It's just a few years older, but yeah, I've never been in one of these. You want to take a ride in the vet one day? Oh, hell yeah.
Let's go for a ride. As a matter of fact, you know what? Uh, my car is kind of full at the moment.
And uh, if you want, we can take a ride a little bit later. I can give you my address. Let's exchange contact info.
How about that? And then I'll give you give you my address. Oh, right here.
Phone's open. What do you do for work? I am a I'm a rancher and a championship uh, you know, rodeo cowboy.
Wow, that sounds cool. I'd love to help you practice with your You just got You got a text from your mom and say, "Okay, cool. " So, what I'll do for you, I'll send you my address a little bit.
Okay. All right. How far do you live?
about uh 2 three hours away. It's a little bit of a distance, but it's well worth it, baby. Where do you live?
Uh close to Flagstaff. Oh, okay. It's a nice big old ranch, some horses, some cows, whole lot of land, and a couple more cars like this.
As long as you make it worth my while. Okay. Definitely.
All right. I'll see you in a little bit. I'll text you.
Hey, you enjoy your run now. Okay. Let me see them legs.
Bye. Bye. Oh, baby.
All right. Damn. I sent you the address to some farm in the goddamn middle of nowhere.
Where did I run? Gold digger. All right.
All right. She's calling. Hello.
Why the Haven't you answered? Sorry, I was busy playing Call of Duty with the boys. What's up?
Well, I've been here for the last 30 minutes and I don't see your car or anything. I only see the smelling cows. Wait, wait, wait.
So, the archives over there. What the do you mean? Yo, isn't this your farm?
Do you hear me right now? Like, do I even have an accent anymore? Wait, what?
Yeah, look, I just sent you over there because I thought you would fit in with all those stinky cows. You're a gold digger that only wanted me for my money. Now go be free to produce some milk or whatever it is that cows do.
Heer, are you are you joking right now? Oh, no. But guess what?
I also found your boyfriend on your Insta. So, I'll be sure to reach out to him and fill him in. Have a nice life.
Gold digger. No, don't hit my boyfriend. Also, we filmed all this conversation and I'll see you on YouTube.
Okay. Okay. Bye.
Bye. Bye. Another gold digger, bro.
Hilarious.
