usually I make boring lightroom tutorials and edit folders and stuff like that but not today because today it's about much more important and much more serious topic it's of course the ancient question that I'm sure everybody has asked themselves at some point in time and that question is of course is Tony Northrup an alien illuminati reptile we're gonna answer the questions right now Tony Norfolk created his YouTube channel in 2007 in 2007 Nicolas Sarkozy was elected president of France France is in Europe tone is an Italian name so guess where Italy is not there Cambria
Ian yeah there yes it's also in Europe but Northrop lives in Connecticut which is in the United States how could he get a name all the way from Italy you ask even though Connecticut is over four miles away where all the things surely start to get fishy fishy fish or fishy is Tony more for the fish you might ask yourself well if Tony Northup is a fish then where are his gills well if you assume in this photo of this person and we enhance and zoom in a little bit more and and enhance and enhance
again we can clearly see gills on the top of his eyebrows but although he has skills he is surprisingly not a fish as I'm gonna elaborate in a bit but baked rhymes with kicked McGuire's g5 503 to complete car care kit cars cars don't sleep in none of Tony nerf revs over 100 hours of videos on his YouTube channel if you see him sleep humans can stay up for 100 hours without sleep immediately every rational thinking person would assume that he is not human this is supported by the evidence that he never shows his legs
all of this can only mean one thing Tony Northrop has a lien tentacle legs that he wants to hide from us and the FBI legs tables have legs Northup owns a table do you think that is coincidence well of course not I didn't think so either Tony Norfolk does not dye his hair aliens do not dye their hair hair rhymes with their bare live in Alaska and from Alaska you can see the stars in the night sky Norfolk has an almost uncountable amount of night photography videos on his YouTube in one of which he talks
about how to photograph stars he talks about how to photograph the moon and yet in another one he talks about how to photograph fireworks how can he be electable videos at the exact same time the only possibility there is is that Tony Northrup is quantized and exists in multiple videos at the same time time this is a lime this is a quantum field theory this is John Cena me this is Patrick Patrick starfish starfish to the north from Tony Norfolk rhymes with the lowly doorknob diverse iron houses Tony lives in a house houses are built
with Wallace 20 Northrup studio has walls even though it is not a house studio has six letters six letters multiplied by two is twelve 15 plus 6 is 21 9+10 is 21 21 21 divided by 7 is 3 if he draw a line between Connecticut to Italy to hence I affair Street on the island of Western Europe in Iceland you get a triangle with three lines this alligator has three legs three legs and an eye so Tony Northrup is an alien illuminati reptile confirmed thank you all very much for watching very very very weird video
I mean I don't even know how I came up with some of that stuff that has been said there but it was definitely a ton of fun to make a ton of fun to write a script and I just wanted to make something very different and very unique for April first huge shout out to Tony Norfolk himself for being cool with me making this video definitely be sure to check out his channel and subscribe to his channel if you haven't heard of it before he does a lot of photography gear reviews and very interesting very
in-depth you know tutorials about photography techniques and all of that stuff so definitely amazing stuff he is a fellow photography nerd which is great and yeah so we see you in the next episode take care check out his channel and I hope you all have a great April Fool's
