[Music] [Applause] [Music] look at that everybody it's like that it's uh like that sphere thing in Las Vegas isn't that lovely now uh as you all know as you can tell I'm here with Mr David Letterman David thank you so much for for being here again it's a pleasure and thank you for inviting me it's very nice and I'm sorry it took me so long to get back oh uh I think this is just the right timing I don't think I would have been ready I don't think I would have been ready before this okay
uh so David you know uh youve I was on your show 10 times you've now been on my show and uh we've had a chance to talk off the air we've done podcast together but even with all that experience deep intimate experience it's hard to get to know someone in a pure interview situation understand that yeah and so I I do want to know the the heart of all my guests and so we here at the Late Show Labs have come up with something we call the co bear questionnaire which has been honed to Aerospace
tolerances to penetrate the defenses of any guest and penetrate to the core of their person and have them be fully known to the American people are you ready Dave are you prepared do you have the courage to take the C Bear question I I admire you overselling the bit yes I am I learned it from you dad I learned it from you I am [Music] [Applause] ready okay first question Brave man first question best sandwich Dave what is the best sandwich best sandwich um and I love sandwiches where where do you find the courage to
say something like that in this day AG it would be uh when I was a kid on Saturdays my mother would make fried baloney sandwiches quality she would fry the baloney in butter and you wonder why I had heart surgery what was your first concert Beach Boys what year man ask I don't know it would have been probably early 60s mid mid high school for me at the uh Indiana State Fair Coliseum yeah Beach lovely that's quality and they were then the original Beach Boys it wasn't add-ins you know that they went to later they
had zeppo what is the scariest animal Wolverine sure all right sure yeah apples or oranges oranges all right have you ever asked someone for their autograph yes may I ask who uh Phil Swift did you get it and where did this take place I lied I [Applause] thought I I thought Phil Swift would get a laugh he's the the glue guy that makes his boat out of a screen door and some glue does this thing yeah yeah yeah Swift yeah yeah what do you think happens when we die uh people won't quiz me with nonsensical
questions hey wait a second what what about St Peter at the Pearly Gates that's all he has is just a list of questions oh okay again I stand [Applause] corrected favorite action movie oh Once Upon a Time in the West fantastic window or aisle window of course and tell me why I uh enjoy Aviation and as much as I can get as a paying customer I feel that would be window have you have you ever thought about do do you ever try to get your pilot's license or anything like that no no because uh I'm
the kind of fellow that oh where are my car keys and you can't do that if you're a pilot you have you have to you have to know where your car keys are if you're a pilot you do any race car racing do you still work with rall or anything yes we have a team rayall Letterman Lanigan and uh thank you yep yep no I I I know better than to do that favorite smell uh cigars do you still occasionally indulge no I don't okay I I I I had to stop when we had the
the child uh but you're an empty Master now I know but I used to have to I had to go out inside smoke smoke in the car come in and take a shower before I could say good night to my son so that I had to quit yeah all right fair enough fair enough least favorite smell oh God that I guess that would have to be the dressing room I was just in earliest memory uh getting my driver's [Laughter] license that that can't be right can it uh cats or dogs doggies I like I like
I like kitties but I've really really really uh grown to love and admire dogs when I when it was a day was announced that I'd be taken over 12 at 11:30 on CBS you're kind enough to call me and I said what what are you doing Dave and you said Stephen I'm in the backyard throwing a frisbee to my dog and this is the extent of my involvement in Show Business at this point yeah that's yeah and by the way that's not a bad gig because that was Sully and Sully was a champ I mean
plenty of air uh and would bring it back drop it right at your feet and you could do that all day every day wow [Applause] lovely you only get to listen to one song for the rest of your life what is it and I don't mean you have to listen to the same song continuously but when you go to listen to a song that this is this this is the song you okay uh I'm going to amend my answer two songs uh the National Space Invader Foo Fighters ever long rules there have to be rules
Dave huh there have to be rules Dave I said one song It Ain't My Show okay what number am I thinking of six no full I was told six this isn't quiz show describe the rest of your life in five words um do everything I possibly can to stop people at intersections from motioning me to go first is that five yes David congratulations you are known what do I win David lman everybody we be right back n [Music]
