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gmail famous i beg your pardon yeah remember when you said if you get a hundred thousand on an app it could be a full-time job well look yeah 146 000 and counting quit my job and everything i'm about to be the biggest gmailer in the game i knew subscribing to papa john and facebook's email list was a good move now how do i collect my gmail money uh i'll go get it right now i'll be right back oh we're done for thanks about to start calling me houdini at least handling transactions for a billion dollar
corporation sounds good on a resume all right it's about time to ruin someone's day what's next in this rob list subway it is oh hi welcome to subway give me everything you got okay when everything sandwich coming up what type of bread all of it someone's hungry today huh would you like that toasted i'm not playing give me the cash cashews on a sandwich you know what i don't judge taste buds i got you hey put your hands up we got a theft in progress i mean these prices are a steal i'm not gonna lie
oh no i can't go back hey i make this fruit to be wasted you go eat fresh today where you at you won't eat this what is this live-action green eggs and ham just where i want to be what you want all right look this is robbery in number three what no i said this is a robbery sorry i can't hear you over the depression speak up this asmr oh my this is a robbery give me all the cake here so we stopped serving hot cakes at 10 30. you shoulda came before breakfast ended next
no i'm about to make losing give me all the money in the register register machine's broke what all right then empty your pockets pockets broke too sarah more broke through the mcdonald's ice cream machine who do i look like elon mcmusk oh my come on you don't have a credit card or anything i've got debit minus the i yeah right got your whole bag right here no you got somebody in here shoot i'll help you look i've been looking for money in myself for days you're doing me a favor here so you make a good
amount of money robin right you hiring i'm good at taking orders and putting stuff in bags no y'all don't have any type of green here sir coming in for greens is like going to arby's for good food we just don't do that here now are you gonna steal anything other than my time is this some type of joke hey you're the one who decided to rob mcdonald's try to sneak in here at night with your scary self this ain't five nights at french fries look you better give me something a rama keep a hollering and
the only thing i'm gonna serve you is this two pieces of sauce don't make me get the big mac i ain't resting in poverty okay okay what do we all have here everything's out or broken except the computers we take orders on and the kids toys everything why is everything always broken here this is mcdonald's where the broken the broken unite for the greater greece now is this a robbery or a q a oh my what type of computers do y'all have max what else yeah that's what i'm talking about let me get three of
those and a trap scotch way too hypey's love blowing their semis on those all right move to the left i'll get in a sec hey i wasn't asking that's an order yeah which is why you need a receipt you can wait your turn regardless if you want to be impatient and childish about it make playscapes to your left oh my i'm fine i should reach out one star on robber reviews hey at least we don't tweet like burger king we give attitudes equally to men and women over here oh and this better be quit here
bye yeah this is what i'm talking about who made this steve hobbies jobs had nothing to do with this of course not it's a mcdonald's brand mac you thought we had apple uh we don't associate with the healthy here this looks nothing like the photo you showed me when is it ever have you seen our commercials versus actual food we've been back fishing for generations is this even an actual computer this isn't even real nothing here is real it's mcdonald's the only real thing we got here are these authentic artificial flavors oh my does it
even turn on it's barely working yeah nothing really works at mcdonald's including us as long as i'm getting minimum wage i'm giving minimum effort and maximum attitude well at least i got this travis scott's way is this cactus jack who else cactus maybe desert dan hey watch it mama ronaldo said we had travis scott at home and she wasn't lying there's no shirt or watch like the photo either where's all this drip extra sauce cause extra robbers included we included the little saucy pants and the extra ice with it like you're welcome y'all lucky i'm
late to my robbing appointment with apple it just broke are you shocked like we're not exactly known for our quality here this is mickey d's not mcdonald's just give me another one the sycamore machine's broke that was the last one all we got left are hello kitties you know what this is ridiculous where's your manager i didn't realize karen's evolved to have robbing abilities crazy what you sure you want to use that attitude in front of your manager is this a sarin contest or was there a complaint here uh yeah i was trying to respectfully
rob y'all drying your employees acting like y'all got nothing good here and he's pushing me call me names like five nights at french fries kyle i expected more from you sir you don't understand i know you can do better than that it looks more like an evil off brandwill smith colin won't smith better sir no it's the problem is he's being disrespectful not giving me anything good kyle did you offer him a complimentary two-piece no sauce just like you trained me to all right well that's about all we got for you what well you're the
manager right call the maintenance person to fix the register make minions man's broke too that's the problem corp is not trying to pay him what he's asking so he comes in once a decade oh my this is ridiculous hey you're the one who planned to make sick up chick-fil-a would have given you their whole company by now who taught you how to rob swiper you know what let me talk to the first employee his disrespect was better managed than this what'd i tell you bet you feel like ronald right now just give me the drive-thru
mics i know those work fine yeah better record my robin goblin album with this what is this that's the mic we use when we take your origins why else do you think we sound like the parents from charlie brown oh my okay what about your headphones take them they're busted anyways sound like 20 20. you always got traffic paddies we're out food safety inspectors said they sent too many people into sickle mode plus we couldn't fix the side effect side effect yeah look sir how's that last travis scott sandwich is lit see so unless you're
trying to be teaming pain you're gonna have to order something else are you y'all don't have a secret formula or anything who are you plankton let me know now because i can't get robbed by someone who married karen i'm serious sir the only secret ingredient we got here are trans fats they try to get us to remove them but we're all inclusive here you know what if i can't rob mcdonald's i'm coming for yourself okay just hurry up because once the clock gets five it's goodbye you don't care that i'm robbing you i mean this
from the bottom of my heart when i say i couldn't care less after college i'm used to being robbed this is just a jog for my pockets after how college random wait if you're really that broke shouldn't you be crazy stressed out right now yeah but i try to stay positive to offset my negative balance yeah right give me your phone here yeah gotta catch up myself everything you got no i said your phone not your calculator that's my phone it's a flip phone those still exist this is worthless excuse me you sound like ronald
right now you can auction that off in a museum for a pretty penny right there play with your mcdonald's toy not me oh just give me your wallet can't be that broke see for yourself thank you gotta be captain what make that you don't have any actual bills oh i got lots of bills if you want to take those off my hands credit card student you name it you think it was a hobby the way i collect it wait a second are these box tops yeah enough of those babies and i ordered myself a free
pizza party did you even try to pay attention in class that's not how it you know what i need a waterproofing this make nonsense well at least i can pull this robbery off hey no no no you can steal all the money in computers you want but i draw the mega extra saucer soda oh yeah and what you better do about it what was that ah oh is this acid or something not a mcdonald's sprite but same effect it's burning my throat i can't even see oh hey i feel your pain i lost my balance
the other day too those debt collectors really be quick to drain your account why isn't there a wet floor sign wet floor signs broke haven't we been through this or i'm having deja vu did you call the feds so this is a one-stop pursuit at a one-star restaurant i'm saying worry about you oh i can't wait for this driver paddy hey cop how much do you think i can get for turning into one criminal well without a bounty nothing still higher than my negative bank account balance take him away officer what hey wait no uh-huh
wanted some bacon so i had to go to his big brother's house and i pulled that thing down little red riding hood didn't write home so i'm after you now i'm a real awful wolf the same little peep don't try and cry we'll find here for no sheep no mcdonald's money so y'all am i treating if we do the race all i need is some cleats run to the marketplace
