[Music] [Applause] that's extraordinary wow isn't that amazing hello is that [Music] it o check their Pap n no no no they ain't [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] I see your little [Music] silhouette I love him for me [Music] for matters anyone can see nothing matters nothing really matters to me oh like that a huge welcome to the show I'm excited to be here I'm excited to meet you um now what's your name sir my name is Christian stoy how old are you I 25 years old okay it's not a problem um really good luck really rooting
for you all right thank you very [Applause] [Music] much [Applause] my goodness one finger Goodness [Applause] Me hey wo it's a cute little [Applause] [Music] [Applause] dog [Applause] [Music] oh look at him God [Music] [Applause] God I love it [Music] [Applause] get been passy a dog comes up with the Applause yeah yeah show his dog can I just say if anything happened to that dog I would glad L take its place in the ACT Simon did he travel with you yes he travels with me and how old is he he is four years old he's
adorable I just loved it I thought your act was fantastic that was so impressive to watch we're going to vote David he's going to say yes yes for me yes for me four yes congratulations hi girls H how are you we're good good now tell me who you are we are the M mistress where are you from I we're from the Philipp Philippines oh wow so what's the Dream Girls We would like to be child Spice Girls girl power great okay well look good luck hope it goes well thank [Applause] you sp on me baby
you s through the night a going to fire shoot me right I'm going to like where you come on girls you found the secret Cod I use to was way my lonely Blues no I can't see now CU see all there only what I make me [Music] flyx you're myx you it just go in man go baby you can turn me out sex sex you're my baby [Music] me you you're hiding a little secret from us at the beginning guess what Simon [Applause] surprise your voices were fantastic you look amazing you're just so hot it's
so unfair okay let's go David he's going to say yes it's a yes from me ladies it's a yes from me thank you think was a great audition you got four yeses W thank you guys thank you guys thank you [Applause] [Music] everyone [Applause] [Music] [Applause] hey hey oh oh [Applause] hi please be done oh no what's he doing now he can be worse than what he just did I hope not oh [Applause] [Music] [Applause] no what's he going to do I don't know man he's scared [Applause] me [Applause] [Music] [Applause] no [Applause] what do
you think of how it's amazing it's crazy it's dangerous it's wrong you should change your name to shishka Bob idy are you okay Sophia I have mixed [Music] feelings this is very disturbing and fun at the same time it's like I like you and I don't like you at the same time I love that because we've seen this kind of act before but the stuff I've seen before like is tame in comparison in my opinion if anything the app was too short we're going to we're going to vote hoe yes or no um I it's
yes for me it's like crazy Heidi I want to say no but I have to say yes yeah I don't want to see you again and I can't wait yes you've got four yeses we'll see you again hello everybody nice to meet you and what's your name my name is Mr pants Mr pant I don't know how to say it but your fly is open and something is poking out a is that your real name yes what Mr pants Mr pants can we get a Q-tip for assignment over here it's Mr pants okay Mr pants
tell me where you from Brooklyn New York what is your day J well I used to go to the office every day but uh since the pandemic I've been virtually replaced by sweatpants okay okay you're a comedian sir yes sir I'm here to Dazzle you at my stand-up comedy routine so what's the dream Mr pants Vegas baby okay I'm not going to ask any more questions complete waste of time good luck thank you I'll be right back ladies and gentlemen Mr pants please Terry my father was Mr pants look I'm going to make this brief
I only got one day left on my return policy I inherited my father's jeans he immigrated here from a Banana Republic it very hard of me growing up he used to call me a huge waste you see both of my parents wanted me to become a lawyer never even came close to becoming a lawyer but I was once involved in a suit but I've since traveled the world went to Spain fell madly in love with a Spanish sundress and we broke up and I was [Laughter] pantalones yeah I love him but I'm happily married now
[Laughter] a my wife and I are Polly it's polyester our daughter Capri brought home a pair of sweatpants hey I want to be a supportive father but I want to see your date someone iron with a crease this guy looked like he'd been donated she asked if he could spend the night I said in my house you'll sleep in separate drawers hey guys I'd love to tell you more jokes but unfortunately I left him in my other pants thank you so much you've been a lovely Crow of people I like's Funny stand o for Mr
P what is he going to do hello good evening how are you good thank you good good right tell us a bit about yourself my name is Mark mital I Come From Paris so what are you going to do for us today I have a special guest for you okay can I invite sure yeah just for you Miss Wendy come [Music] on oh sit down okay you can't fall down don't worry that dog was cute Isn't She Lovely hello I am Mark metral I am 61 and I Come From Paris hi you about today well
you know when you work with with a live dog it's always Anything Can Happen yeah fragile I grew up in a little village in the France and my parents was peit Farmers it's it was hard life if you like Peach I can bring you good one so what kind of dog is Wendy it's um a red valer I have these dog since years 2 months without air I will be nothing same you think about your audition everything going to be all right no viian my wife she told me you are crazy to to make pral
talent but to play in front of royal family for me it's like a dream I'm always dreaming even at my age whenever you're ready hey you can say good evening you speak English it's my night come on hey say something no but why not it's fantastic come on presy DCH yes oh my God no no listen English Spanish FR okay okay hey Wendy listen to me you think I am stupid yes this is brilliant I want one so well you don't want to speak anymore no okay and now oh yes I want you know you
know how to sing no what yes yes yes good where are we listen to you meow it's Bow Wow eh you understand meow music please we're going to sing something for you all right okay don't look at me look at the audience like that feelings come on feelings no more nothing more more trying to forget again all together okay no please come on it's it's Prett good talent okay all together feelings feeling oh my [Music] [Applause] God to [Applause] [Music] for [Applause] all what's her name Wendy Wendy try and try and listen when they're doing
the well I'm emotional he's emo he's waited a long time for this moment for N9 years Simon has said he wanted a dog that could meow or sing and your dog did both those things I mean you're making television history here with this wow I don't know how she does that how you taught her to do it but it was incredible oh thank you so much how does she know the words she's very [Music] clever it's an incredible act and one we're never going to forget Mark well done fantastic act Mark really something special right
David well this is a very easy [Applause] yes it's a yes from me it's a yes from me you've got four big fat [Applause] [Music] [Applause] yeses amazing congratulations that was fantastic brilliant well done unbelievable how do you get a dog to do that so much thanks for coming thank we found a dog who sang and talked well we found a dog that could sing no we have I love the Simon telling everyone uh Lauren are you sitting down yeah a dog came in and sang well it didn't oh my God are you serious I
swear and me out you was fantastic he is amazing the dog can't actually meow it's [Music] sad no that actually looks so much like him hello focused I am focused I just don't know if are you going to talk oh oh hello hi there I'm a bit scared this is weird hello humans my my name is Mr Cuddles I'm going to uh win the money that's why I'm here today on lon's Got Talent tell you what I'm going to do with the money I'm going to rule the [Music] world unveil the disguise [Music] Atron I
knew you going hold on hold on now this man look like just uh tainted Card Lord but this is Advanced science silent yes would you please think of your failor celebrity makeing something that you really thing is really leg I've done it I've done it I've done it all right concentrate I'm concentrated all right activate the disguiser Tron I am disguised as silent favorite [Music] celebrity no he look so much like [Applause] him I I got a joke for you what do you get if you mix silon with a seard c anari all right put
me back all right I'm going to reveal to you the time machine Simon Simon please I love it no you don't what the that went very little babe it was painful to watch yeah that was painful but I feel tired for him you can't put everyone through that's it thank you I think Simon liked it cuz it was about you you want a yes or a no Simon Simon yes would you like to give him a yes or a no dear I will yes thank you Simon Amanda no it's a no it's a no all
right I'm going to say no too but thank you so much thank you very much thank you thank you wow what a trip hello there hello London welcome to BR Scot tal the stage is yours C [Music] well I wasn't expecting that I know what you're all thinking the Terminator let himself go a bit I'm here to shine and do things my way I love it wow and here we have the Lesser spotted Majestic Simon cowl this creature lives an honest and basic existence and can often be seen jet skiing off the coast of Barbados
with one simple thought running through its [Music] mind shirt to sexy it hurts ah the delicious Amanda Holden how do you stay looking so [Music] [Applause] young hey David WAMS let me show you my world famous mind reading trick I see a vision of Simon [Music] Cowa I think you'll agree I did it [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] David what did you think I mean it was extraordinary one incredible surprise after another I was wildly entertained from start to finish it was brilliant brilliantly Innovative very I mean I didn't know robots had the sense of humor
Simon it was absolutely amazing I mean incredible Eric's going to go crazy so funny so cheeky can't wait to see what you do again so I'm going to say yes David I am saying yes it's a yes from me you will be back for your will be back I said that hello hello what's your name my name's Lucy what's the name of your gorgeous dog um his name is trip Hazard trip Hazard well trip for short is he called trip Hazard because you literally do trip over him [Applause] yeah trips across between a Pomeranian and
a malz I've had him for about a year and a half and I've been training him since I got him you got our act today is a dog dancing act I work as a dog trainer so whenever I've got any little gaps in the day I've always got trip with me and I'll get him out and we'll have a little bit of a practice try not to do it too much though cuz he is Tiny and I have to bear in mind he gets tired really easily chippy trip oh my God don't go to sleep
he's got a selection of girlfriends he's even got a couple of boyfriends he's not bothered are you shy I've done TV shows before with my border colleag Indie she did B Dog cond Dan she did Britain's Got Talent last year but she's quite sensitive whereas trip is a bit of a crowd pleaser trip is a dog with a difference and we just want to go out onto that stage and show the nation that little dogs aren't just for Handbags and they could be great performers as well and and just to be clear there's only one
of them yeah yeah yeah there's only one yeah all right good luck thank you it's too cute now I'm feeling optimistic [Music] [Applause] good h [Applause] [Music] up more danger a Bo charm Cy Cy oh he took me to the SP [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] don't make cherry pop he's a sweet candy sweet [Applause] [Music] candy [Music] amazing oh my gosh they look incredible hello hello welcome to Britain's gotot Talent thank you thank you what's the name of your group angara contortion group where you from bua it's inside of Russia
oh wow have you traveled all the way to come on the show yes okay how long do that take you uh 6 hours flight to Moscow and then two or three hours to hear wow you've seen the show before yes of course okay you think you can win yeah we hope so okay well good luck girls thank you you [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Applause] [Music] yeah [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] wow oh my unbelievable got the [Applause] hello hi just I um the micro hi who are you
uh my name is Scott okay so Scott uh tell me about you well uh I'm a magician how old are you Scott I just turned 50 okay are you married happy birthday thank you yes yes okay good well Scott good luck thank you very [Applause] much have you met Miss Jones someone said as we shook hands she was just Miss Jones to me and then I said Miss you're a girl who understands I'm a man who must be free who [Music] B I mean it's all going terribly wrong in [Music] it [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause]
[Music] [Applause] w [Music] [Applause] [Music] hello hello how are you I'm fine thank you what's your name Aaron Marshall are you wearing jeans or tights they're jeans yeah jeans okay have you got a girlfriend yeah I've got a girlfriend yeah over there you're going to be a Dad we're expecting a baby soon really congratulations all right my darling well whenever you're ready good [Applause] [Music] luck I'm so happy it's frozen oh my God this darkar girl bright of the M night for bread to B sign looks like you're the wi ising like this star I
want don't let [Music] that don't let what you like Satan singing [Applause] [Music] it he being out sung by the ground [Music] [Applause] go and a [Music] St oh never bothered me [Applause] [Music] anyway is not happy so upset my [Music] [Applause] heart [Applause] oh good evening good evening good evening who are you I'm Tyrone Lanner I'm Michael Lanner we are presenting a duel of a knife throwing no what no oh we love those how do you know each other we are brothers they were wombmates yeah so how dangerous is this act very very dangerous
what is the craziest nightmare you've ever had craziest nightmare already happened it was hit each other with a knife oh my God where would you like to see yourself in a year well I hope to see uh in the biggest shows around the world do you think you could do that I think yes okay good luck thank you very much thank you oh man okay they're bringing Knives Out I'mma back [Music] [Applause] up [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] wa [Music] wa [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] oh the blindfolds come out [Music] no oh [Applause] no oh my
God can't [Applause] [Music] again oh man this is not [Music] good oh my [Music] God no look how wobbly that thing is no look how wobbly it is oh [Applause] no [Applause] [Music] [Applause] I think he hit her a little bit [Applause] everything is so wobbly you know it's not like dirty do not try this at home please what is he doing now oh yeah no [Applause] W no he didn't do [Applause] it I'm [Applause] dizzy [Applause] oh I feel like they're happy themselves but it's over but I get right I mean we needed that
tonight I think we needed that energy that adrenaline that was amazing I was like suffering I hated it actually I hated it because it's so good what did you think Howe I agree with you in every way it was so cool so dangerous the speed that you're throwing things at each other while you're both moving are things beyond what we have seen before season 17 is just blown blowing my mind thank you thank you very much I was scared it was frightening I feel like you were a little scared too I could see you were
like so relieved every time he didn't hit you and when it was over you both were like yes we did it without hitting each other Simon what do you think what you do I can only imagine how scary it is if you want to try I invite you go ahead s go okay really okay what do I do okay you just stand in the middle without moving okay have you watched the show before yeah do you like me yes of course you like me yes of course I guess it's safer than being on a bike
we shut up okay oh [Applause] no oh my God what got the Amigo Amigo Is that real wow did you feel that going by you yeah was your hard like oh my God crazy no okay so we're going to vote now hoe oh yes HEI yes Simon this means a lot to you I can see that I'm definitely saying yes I'm going to give you your four yes thank you [Applause] very ah it's from btp hello hello than do you remember me of course I remember you forget you and I have met tell us who
you are what's the dream okay my name is k wasaki and I have been traveling with bicycle yeah I'm very happy to be here okay so why are you here no because it's big big opportunity to show my magic all over the world all right good luck KY yeah thank you yep already making me laugh he's very [Applause] funny hello hi kchi hello how okay yep I have two handkerchiefs here okay please okay could you make a not is it possible it is yes please make a not what you're doing yes very tight please okay
very tight please okay okay one more time please another make sure yes and you dance too yeah very tight please I I know very tight I'm doing it Simon do you want check it please check it we do yes put part tight tight and it's very tight that's a not okay that's a not now usually it's how how long does it take to unti 2 minutes 3 minutes no maybe three days but give me hand like this what open like this it is just it hold hold here hold hold yes but don't move it's very
dangerous okay don't move okay what open your hand what happened open your hand here you [Applause] go next magic is this one whoa I need a lead light from here what [Music] hey sorry here no hide in here sorry excuse me no Simon open your [Applause] mouth in the little bit like is okay now now oh again oh I love this hi could you come join me to the stage yes thank you you tall yes sorry yes my last trick is this and this is what Brin Hood so can you see anything well now I
can you want me to put no no I can't see it no I can't see through it okay now I put this like this oh you want it yes now I make like this give me a finger like this is it okay to can I touch this you can touch it I'm not like Howie okay sorry then I have a ring okay can I put one this here okay please don't move it's a very difficult magic tricks I won't move okay okay give me a ring okay okay please don't move it's incredibly difficult this ring
from here without watching One 2 three oh is it flying I can see it it's spinning okay now it's just like this okay unle also like this okay now it's a passing wow that is weird hi the D I'm not moving it's a [Music] water oh my [Music] goodness thank you listen I'm up here looking as close as I can and I can't see how he did [Music] that how you are amazing how far did you go at bgt semifinal but uh the judge's Choice was not me right they didn't I remember oh I'm sorry
was there is the idea that you want to redeem yourself yes of course CU I think the super fans are going to love you I love you yeah I loved you already when it came onto the stage you're super excited which is getting me excited too because you're like high speed and you're moving things around then I was right there with this ring was amazing I love you you do well yeah I mean look I I've always liked you because a lot of magicians do take themselves very seriously on this show um and they are
quite boring with with their little car tricks and stuff like that you you however have a personality if you're going to like you let's see what happens thank [Applause] you a cowboy with toilet paper What on earth oh oh crap what is going on here do you have to use the bathroom no I already did I took this out of the bathroom oh okay how who are you uh my name is Adam winrich I'm 40 years old from Paul Creek Wisconsin and uh what is your act Adam my ACT uh it's mainly whip cracking so
do you make a living by whipping wiping what wh wiping wh yeah we got it cover uh yeah I make a living uh traveling around the country and we do a Renaissance festivals what is the plan with this where do you want to go with your wiping weeping my hope is to do it for as long as I can do it uh hopefully into my 60s maybe even into my 70s okay okay perfect then we're ready for you and one other thing I was going to say before I get going I will need a volunteer
I want to say that Sophia sopia sop sop sopia [Applause] yeah yeah why me about you want me stand right there please so Sophia have you ever had a whip cracked around you before I'm not going to say that to you uh that means yes not on a stage like AGT fair enough okay here we go no no wait wait do I have to close my eyes or something if you want to you'll be fine just don't move are you ready don't no no here we [Applause] [Music] [Applause] go [Applause] [Music] more more I am
dead inside that was horrible do you need toilet paper not yet actually you do that was a great setup thank you Heidi hold on to that right there and just going to do a big arms foot all around your head hey let him concentrate now he's going to I never thought about [Applause] that do a big arm swing all the way around your head I know [Applause] I I like this that was that that was so good I want to go home we made a little bit of a mess Sophia do youall want to see
a big mess of course they do I please oh [Applause] no what's he going to do with that s if you would come over here please this is the funnest part H you get to shoot me with a toilet paper Cannon put it on your hip when I say go you just roll that button all the way forward and then what you'll see Sophia you ready and go go [Music] Sophia wow thank you thank you so [Applause] much that was the most scary thing I've ever felt do you know what it was and I really
felt bad for you but you look fabulous I did a good job yeah you look great excellent yeah you did I mean I have to say I was laughing
