Deadpool 1 was a hard on romcom anyone could enjoy Deadpool 2 was a love letter to action comedy fans now in Deadpool's next adventure they're only speaking to nerds who fight in the comments of r/ movies I don't like you you never did yeah see that's funny cuz behind the scenes of Blade Trinity Wesley Snipes had issues with co-stars Ryan Reynolds and Jessica beel a story notably relayed by Paton oswal and's appearance on Pete Holmes I'm sorry what's that now oh okay I'll shut up I'm sorry Deadpool and [Music] Wolverine now that Ryan Reynolds has
smartly Diversified from [Music] acting and John favro is running creative at Disney aim for the middle and you'll never miss prepare for another forced March down memory lane it's not as bad as the flash it's not as good as no way home but it's got more embarrassing celebrity cameos than a party at Diddy's house from the legendary to the Odyssey this isn't a car this is a Honda Odyssey the heroes to the Honda I take it all back the Honda Odyssey hard the small rolls toad you're up to the minivans with top scores from JD
Power and Associates so how does the Kia compare to the Honda Odyssey I love generating value for shareholders I mean commercials I mean movies I love movies right even though he lives next to Blue these days Deadpool is still just how you remembered this is baby knife she's going to Fu you in the face now yes he knows he's in a movie suck it Fox I'm going a Disney Land get he knows he's Ryan Reynolds I don't want to spend the rest of my life like an annoying one trick pony and he knows that if
he doesn't make a joke every 6 seconds people will start to think about the plot and you do not want to do that that the Multiverse does not need a babysitter we need a mercy killer because this time uh the TVA uh they are sorry phase five taught my brain to go soft focus anytime someone says Multiverse no one comes back from the void tell that to Cassandra Nova if you squint you can pretend Tom is talking to a different Logan uhhuh yeah okay sure regardless if the Logan from Logan dies the universe Fades away
like Steve Carell leaving the office so Deadpool has to replace Logan even though he's still alive since that film takes place in the future it's 2029 this has to be the most convoluted setup for a film about two guys making dick shows in a van couldn't they just drive Charles to Taco Bell together the new kesal loopa from Taco Bell get it with chicken get it with steak Hugh Jackman has returned as Wolverine because divorce is expensive I have a feeling your work is only just getting started till your 90 he'll will finally put on
the costume but since this is Disney we're talking about every old Hero has to establish what a sadc piece of [ __ ] they become first you might not know but apparently I'm the worst looking thrill as Hugh Jackman gives a fully committed intense Oscar worthy performance I walked away they called after me and I walked away which like thank you but was that necessary this didn't tip you off should also be crying this seen as Tiny me does it matter get back in the Honda Odyssey right out watch these Immortal Warriors clash in a
string of brutal vicious completely anticlimactic fights that are pointless even by the standards of a genre where no one stays dead for three consecutive projects oh come on and we're only truly punishing on Marvel's overworked VFX teams but this movie knows fans have been desperate to see these exact fights their entire lives Source themselves oh this is going to be good get your special sock out nerds it's going to get good let's give the people what they came for people have waited decades for this fight I mean look he's not wrong but you don't have
to call us little piggies while you feed us the slob let this little piggy keep some dignity you know how long I've been waiting for this Jenning Tatum's Gambit woo I'm about to make a name for myself here together dpnw will be banished to the void a Big Field outside of time and space where comic book fights are easier to shoot and there's plot justification for more surprising cameos as in I'm surprised I remember any of these people at all there lives Cassandra Nova Charles Xavier's secret evil [Music] twin she may share Chuck's accent and
hairline but not his distaste for using Omega Level powers to ruin your more day unless they're critical to the plot in which case a light fingering will do she's generic forgettable and her plan makes no sense wow deadpol really has joined the MCU huh so strap in for a cinematic version of one of those who's who in the Marvel Universe books elith is in this thing from Loki season 1 episode 5 that Sidelines the entire Deadpool Ensemble not named Peter they didn't test well in the focus group particularly cable goes on the central love story
that grounds the franchise sir my girl is uh kind of had it with my stick and will Delight exactly one generation of movie goers for months to come because once this era is over there's going to be a lot of awkward silence where the pause for cheering moments go maybe Disney will just buy up whatever the Next Generation cares about like Minecraft five nights at Freddy's or skib toilet H it's so much worse than I thought starring the Merk store called and they're running out of you the greatest Logan Princess D time and Prejudice the
van that's not in this movie The Adventures of Pete and ski Not Another Teen wol be Jenny from the Flop Day player close-up Magic Mike I'm on no zic B he cooked Spade Wilson Sim pool Tim pool she hasm notes pool and carpool let's go sell some certified pre-owned vehicles mother [ __ ] cash in of the Christ want to do some cocaine hey cocaine is the one thing that figy said is off limits wait the guy who green lit secret invasion is anti- cocaine I'm not buying it hey screen junkies did you miss seeing
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