hi Lois it's a great morning no matter how you slice it yeah I don't know what this is Peter but we're four months behind on our mortgage well that's odd it's not like we're short on dough I'm taking the kids and I'm staying at my parents for a while that's the yeast of my concerns step forward maggot next time that'll be you well why wasn't it him this time oh I'm so scared to stop it yeah you're real big when you got that stick ain't you okay I'll stop now I got some crystal meth I
figured we could do it together as father and son I don't know about that tell you what I'll get us [Applause] started that feels it feels better you sure that stuff is okay all I know is the guys who made it are dead why is there no hole in this wall believe this is happening to me I can never go back to school again oh yes Meg yes yes yes everything was going swimmingly for you until this yes yes this is the thing that will ruin your reputation not your years of grotesque appearance or awkward
social graces or that Felix angrish way you clear your sinuses no no no it's this do you hear yourself talk I might kill you tonight [Music] a ground zero so this is where the first guy got AIDS Peter this is the site of the 9/11 terrorist attacks oh so Saddam Hussein did this no the Iraqi Army no some guys from Iraq no that one lady who visited Iraq that one time no Peter Iraq had nothing to do with this it was a bunch of Saudi Arabians Lebanese and Egyptians financed by a Saudi Arabian guy living
in Afghanistan and sheltered by pakistanis so you're saying we need to invade Iran all right me stay incredibly still I'm going to whip that cigarette out of your mouth and maybe not slice your face in half dad I don't want to do this stay still okay that's pretty cool too hey Dad that's a cool whip I thought you couldn't understand me PETA did what well I best be getting to work it's night time boy you said it all right take it easy Peter you get down from that tree this instant no you're going to yell
at me you're damn right I'm going to yell at you you beat up a 13-year-old boy he called me names you're 43 and you just assaulted our neighbor's child this is a very serious situation well maybe you should have just had an abortion Lois would that make you happy if I was never born what I'm going to prison aren't I I noticed you Googled yourself you egomaniac waa whoa that that that wasn't me maybe Lois got on there she's fine I Googled myself okay can I get some of that pie and Cool Whip what did
you say we can't have pie without Cool Whip that's not how you're supposed to say it you said it weird wa buddy it was just a joke some how this isn't my expense I know it no it's a goof man it's my bit Bud oh you like bits huh well this is my bit want to ride the stey go round make it stop just think of this Farm as our next Great Adventure like when we tried to invade the city of [Applause] Troy P I don't think this is the right horse I want you two
to do it right in front of me and I'm going to throw 40 bucks on your sweaty bodies when you're done let's see the money hey hi how are you today good to see you listen we've just been informed that these guns are defective uh we're from The Gun Company um anyway you know how we like to take things back from you people well we're going to go ahead and take these back that's right we're from gunco shut up you're blowing it where are you taking guns Ryan grab the return pad get them hail face
they're gone we can talk normal [Music] now well everything looks like it should only one way to be certain okay let's do a quick search here Native American Role Models zero results found looks like we did it Brian hey Brian check it out Meg's poking around the cargo hold I'm going to give her a little scare how do I stop use the rubber stoppers on the front hey guys check this out hey Meg don't be such a hot head what hey Meg you sure look hot today what hey Meg I lit your scalp on fire
all right I got him hold me up Peta we can't do it you're too heavy keep going you're almost [Music] dead I found a rock I like hey Chris you think it's safe to drink from a fire hose why not Dad it's just water all right we're turn it on I'm very thirsty you sure you're not too tall for this nah it's going to be [Music] great yay ow who kicked me sorry what the hell my bad ow who's doing that it's that jerk up there it's Slender Man kill yourselves 9 11 oh there it
is we did it brii and we made 911 happen high five all right high five well that that probably wouldn't look very good out of context I got you dropped from jury duty oh great what line did you use I have read about this exact case that's good on hoty tsi.com that's not good here's a pile of stamps carefully C from swap meets and garage sales and look at this it's a Bolivian airplane now it says it's worth 8 cents but really it's worth 12 see that already ahead came right out of the blocks with
a winner here Chris now we'll just paast this very carefully into the book and that's where it belongs now this is a loaded handgun and what we're going to do now is kill ourselves Dad how could you be okay with Mom parading herself around like this I mean she's half naked it makes all women look bad Meg who let you back in the house well I think we made the right decision I mean sure having a baby costs a fortune there's cutbacks on things we love there's diapers and crying and late nights with no sleep
flu shots and mumps and drive AED and college tuition but you know what it's one more person to share the world with another little voice in the back seat of the car one more Griffin to love and to love us in [Music] return we had the abortion question in and Shake It Off you invite us to get down to quote this sick beat yet the beat you then provide is rather mild and here it is the number one song for the 10,000th week in a row h h h this gives me an idea she's dead
pry that one looks just like you huh well you know what I guess he does you know I was actually thinking this could be a chance for you to finally make things right what what do you mean well you do have a son that you were never there for this is your opportunity to do things differently oh maybe you're right I suppose I could give it a try there you go oh dick really likes you I like dick ah you like dick his name's not dick you idiot it's Finn sorry I forgot my jacket hey
Lois what's going on here oh it's my book club Peter come join us oh okay Brian look what I won wow what'd you win that for for having the best pig in the competition wait you bred a pig sure did most genetically perfect one in the contest oink
