when they were all over you to go into your father's pipe fitting business did you cave no no you decided to go into the out of work actor business Ross listen now you want anything to drink cuz I'm heading up there uh yeah I'll take a coffee thanks man sure coffee no coffee cuz I'm going up there oh no thank you do you guys need anything cuz I'm heading up there I'd love a Ice Water you got it Jo what are you doing just being friendly Joey I don't think you're supposed to go back there
no no it's okay right gther don't wink at me put on your apron okay don't see you asking any other paying customers to put on aprons Joey do you work here no waiter yeah [Music] Joey what's going on why didn't you tell us you work here it's kind of embarrassing you know I mean I was an actor now I'm a waiter supposed to go in the other direction SS your apron you're wearing it like a cape I mean the job's easy and the money's good you know and I guess I'm going to be hanging out
here anyway I might as well get paid for it right just just feel kind of weird serving you guys you know great Joey come on I did it and it was fine yeah why would it be weird hey Joey uh can I get some coffee okay I guess it doesn't seem that weird seriously I I asked you before you still haven't gotten it now it's weird again I think it's great that you work here you're going to make a lot of money and here's your first tip don't eat yellow snow 385 what do you mean
yesterday you said I was too pretty to pay for stuff it's just I can't because my manager said that I happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear Annie Amy Amy happy birthday to you hey hey that's weird today's my birthday too yeah not in here it is it happy birthday to [Music] you you're paying for that but no no no it's her birthday you've sung happy birthday to 20 different women today but it really we no longer authorized to distribute birthday muffins damn it tell you about a couple things I learned
while working at the coffee house um first of all the customer is always right a smile goes a long way and if anyone is ever rude to you sneeze muffin thanks rage hey look you guys are just terrific you know now how about clearing out of here so I can get some new customers huh it's all about turnover Joy seriously can I get my coffee I'm sorry Ross I'll get it for you right now and since I made you wait I'll toss in a free muffin hey G hey take these cappuccinos to table 11 and
that guy over there wants some biscotti oh uh well I just actually came in for a cup of coffee to go do you still work here no no I quit a long time ago did I forget to tell you that I'm sorry that's cool I was going to fire you anyway he hey Joey hey PHS listen uh can you do me a favor I got the pin number to my ATM card can you get it for me sure where is it uh I scratched it on the ATM machine Down on the Corner oh so you're
5639 that's it thanks fee oh do you want to talk to Chandler is that Joey let me talk to no cuz he didn't believe in my movie which is a big mistake because it is real real hey you know what I've been trying to apologize to him all week if he's not going to let me do it on the phone I'm going to go down there I'm going to do it in person uh thieves I heard that uh can you put them on yeah hey don't come out here no no no no I support you
100% And I want to prove that to you in person I got that I forgive you don't come out here forgive me you haven't been taking my calls for a week well I'm totally over it chanler friends forever don't come out here would you mind doing a picture with us what was that uh Entertainment Tonight yeah okay so good talking yeah and don't come out here all right hell just happened I am so so sorry I was going to do it really but then I was standing there with $327 in one hand and $238 in
the other hand and I was thinking wow it's been a long time since I had $327 plus $238 Joey we had a deal that that's why you're here I've got to fire you and I got to pay rent look how how about this you don't fire me instead I stay here I gain their trust and then they'll start listening to all the nice things I've been saying about you what kind of things you've been saying well nothing yet they really hate you and I want to fit in hey hey he hey and this from the
cry for Health Department are you wearing makeup yes I am as of today I am officially Joey triani actor/model thank you that's so funny cuz I was thinking you look more like Joey triani man/woman what were you modeling for well you know those posters for the city free clinic oh wow so you're going to be one of those healthy healthy healthy guys you know the asthma guy is really cute do you know which one you're going to be no no but I hear lime disease is open so you know good luck man I hope you
get it thanks well you were right how can they do this to us huh it's Thanksgiving okay I tell you what how about if I cook dinner at my place I'll make it just like Mom's will you make the mashed potatoes with the lumps you know they're not actually supposed to I'll work on the lumps hey you guys check it out check it out guess what job I just got I don't know but Donald Trump wants his blue blazer black what blue blazer back he he wants it back you said black why would he want
his blue blazer black well you you you know what I meant no you messed it up you're stupid asadon is from the semi late Jurassic Period is it the Mastadon from the ply Scene Epic sh this is a museum no talking right down here we have a large foot uh and over here we have Ross Geller everyone wave hi to Ross Ross is one of our most important scientists look at him hard at work okay moving right along hey hey what are you doing here well I I thought a lot about what you said and
um I realized maybe I was a little judgmental yeah oh but oh now pH remember hey they're just fulfilling their Christmas Destiny sure yes right okay yikes that one doesn't look very fulfilled oh that's uh that's one of the old ones he's just taking it to the back you keep the old ones in the back that is so aist but we have to make room for the fresh ones so what happens to the old guys well they go into the chipper well I have a feeling that's not as happy as it sounds no hey hey
hey hey look Joey I'm just saying if you need something to hold you over I can get you a job right here as an entry-level processor but don't you need experience for a job like that it's not that hard to learn and ask for people realizing that you have no idea what you're doing hey you're an actor act like a processor people will think you're a processor hey Chandler here's this morning's projection hey thanks Scott Alexander Joey triani Joey is a uh fellow processor no kidding oh yeah yeah I process people want the processing I'm
the one they call where do you work uh well right now I'm in between things you know how it is one day you're processing the next day you're not so much processing more I was just telling Joey about the opening in fleshman's group fleshman's group whatever you do don't touch his sandwiches are all you processors dorks uh listen Bing I received your memo so we're not going to see the systems report until next Friday well the people in my group want to spend the holiday weekend with their family I have a family I'm going to
be here yeah Bing what's that about it's about cutting my people a little slack you know for morale look if you want to see some rough numbers I can get them to you by Wednesday rough numbers this company was not built on rough numbers am I right Mr have the final numbers on my desk by Tuesday if you say so sir Joseph's good isn't he well I'm going to kill you hey hey I just figured Joseph's the kind of guy who likes to mix it up you know get in there ruffle some feathers why look
I'm sorry but that's what Joseph does okay if you try to pull something he'll call you on it what are you trying to pull he'll say [Music]
