Honey, look at this. It's so. .
. -This is so cute! -My God!
It's so beautiful! -Pedro will look so cute! -Who's Pedro?
-Pedro. Don't you like it? -Pedro?
I don't know. I never considered it. I like it.
It's simple and strong. Pedro! There's a ring to it!
Where's Pedro? -Pedro! -Pedro!
Peek-a-boo! I like it! I like Pedro!
Pedro will be smart. His friend will be Guilherme. -Cute.
-He's cute. He knows he's cute and he'll use that in his favor. He'll be mommy and daddy's cute Pedro!
We'll squeeze him the whole time! He'll really be cute. But here's the thing.
He'll see we're new as parents and take advantage. Suddenly, he's a pre-teen, and we'll lose him. We'll get home and see there's less vodka.
We'll find it weird and blame each other then we'll blame Lupércia. She'll say it wasn't her, but we're suspicious, because we know she's a little. .
. We'll fire her paying everything we owe and, the next week, the there's less vodka again. It can't be Lupércia, so I'll ask Pedro about it.
And he'll say, "Do you think I'm drinking? Don't you trust me? " And I'll ask him to forgive me.
Then Guilherme comes here for the weekend with alcohol in his breath, and we connect the dots. It's early to talk about drinking. -Who says it was Pedro?
-It was Guilherme. Guilherme is older than him. He's smarter, he picks up on things quicker.
Pedro still plays with toy cars. But my son will know how to choose his friends. I never liked this Guilherme.
His aura is off. He's weird, hairy and his shit is big. I'll talk to Pedro and say, "What's going on, buddy?
Are you drinking, punk? " Punk? "You're drinking at this age?
Are you crazy? An idiot? " Jesus, Cláudio, calm down!
It's because you're calm that Pedro started drinking, had a car accident and almost died. I had to go after him in the middle of the night. I haven't told my mother yet!
She's 95! She was old when she had me! -You're crazy, Cláudio.
-Crazy? What is this then? -Is this weed?
-That's an illegal drug. A narcotic sold in places where people are killed. You think he's in his room with the purple-haired girl doing sex stuff, but no.
They're using drugs. That's the word. Say no.
I imagined using this, but it's silly. For the love of God, a gun! Cláudio, for the love of God!
This is nothing. I'll just fire into the air, so Guilherme gets scared and never comes back. I'll shoot when he's shitting, so he'll run with his pants down.
-Give me that. -I'm not okay. I didn't want to name him Pedro.
When you said Pedro, you can rewind to see I said, "I don't know. " Breathe, honey. -This is very hard.
-Easy, c'mon. . .
Stay there. I'll just take Pedro's clothes to his room. No, you're not!
He's grounded and you're giving him gifts. You let him do anything. I work like a motherfucker to support a criminal?
Stop it! Don't say that about Pedro! -It's not Pedro, it's Nelson.
-Nelson? Nelson is the name of a good boy. He flip-flops with his friends, but his grades are great!
-Renato. -Renato? No, not Renato.
Renato buys a speedboat to compensate the size of his dick. It can be something like Anderson. Anderson is that guy who's on juice, has zits on his back and poop breath.
What about Victor? I like Victor. Actually Victor sounds bad at marriages.
Someone who's been in a long relationship but doesn't want to commit. At the same time, his wife works a lot and doesn't value him. At least he subscribes to the Porta dos Fundos channel and likes the channel.
You know what? I like Victor. It's okay, honey.
