[Music] Welcome to our robot show this Cutting Edge robot can do amazing things observe will they start a robot uprising no we have several contingencies in place do they like hugs what do they excuse me do they like hugs I what stop [Applause] [Music] prepare to die human wait not him foreign [Music] and today I'm going to be talking about what I want the future to be like and also more realistic futuristic ideas that scare me disclaimer I am not a scientist I am not smart I barely graduated high school and like every other YouTuber
I dropped out of college so take this with a grain of salt ew let's start with the Holy Grail of Science Fiction ideas time travel imagine the discoveries good dang we were way off but also imagine if instead of taking an object through time you take time through an object picture this oh no I burnt my pizza but if I put it in my time powered on cooker we can take the pizza back in time to when it wasn't burnt I would love to have an uncooker but then I realized an uncooker is also just
an immortality machine just hop in and regain your youth just don't stay in too long though hey get out [Music] oh look at the little baby I have lived a thousand lifetimes is nothing compared to my vast intellect do you want some mushy carrots yes please time travel would also allow for a whole new level of fun pranks for example if someone disagrees with me I just go back in time to when they were a baby and press the soft spot in their head as hard as I can yeah avatar The Last Airbender is a
terrible show bad World building stupid magic system and dumb characters also Uncle iro is the worst character cool opinion excuse me for a moment laughs oh classic prank am I right this next billion dollar idea that I definitely made up is a portal gun imagine the possibilities you could do the infinite Falls thing travel great distances and put a portal on the moon you'd have to be careful though if you had your arm in the portal and the portal closed it would cut off your arm [Music] it's me cool basically it scares me and I
don't like it what I've heard stories where people cloned their pet but the pet just wasn't the same it all makes me uncomfortable I just would not want to see a clone of myself on the street that's all I'm saying dude what I'm I'm standing right here I mean have you heard of those identical twins [Music] freaks are you kidding me I'm so glad I don't have a twin all right I mean what if he beats me up but if this technology is coming whether I like it or not I might as well embrace it
you sure this is safe I don't know huh it didn't work let me try again oh no I hit the button too many times and overloaded the system they're kind of cute well regardless they are failed clones so we'll have to incinerate that was close I think I lost him so back to the future [Music] wait that's not that's not what I meant hey Universal translator it works on animals too don't ask me how it would work I would love to have a conversation with intelligent animals excuse me Mr Orca do you like living in
Sea World please stop capturing my kind and forcing us into a dependent relationship with humans to justify the inhumane conditions we live in set us free please I beg you this is a nightmare oh do you want a fish sorry that got a little dark let's lighten the mood by trying the translator on my dog Beau error no thoughts detected yeah I thought so next idea the insta Sleep Pillow this would help people who have trouble falling asleep but it would also make for a very fun and higher Stakes pillow fight and what about perpetual
motion I actually designed a working prototype that could provide free energy for all of us here's how it works foreign [Music] get on the ground now not one more step I will shoot [Music] it's probably fine although these futuristic devices are super awesome and I can't wait to have them there are some inevitable inventions that will be invented in the next few years that I fear deeply let's get the obvious one out of the way robot Uprising pretty common fear but I take it to another level my parents house has a Google home that can
turn the lights on and off when I was living there before I went to bed I would say please and thank you to the Google home when turning off the lights just in case and I'm sure glad I did because look how well off I am now huh artificial intelligence is pretty scary but it's also useful and that's why this script was written entirely by chat GPT just kidding the animation was made by AI though does it look good yeah or what about genetic modification there are possible good uses it can be used to accelerate
healing if someone's hurt you could change your appearance like your eye or hair color but I also think it could go too far people could become uncannily attractive be stronger and healthier and live longer you could basically become a superhero would you like us to remove the no-flying gene that was invented by Sir Isaac Newton Mr Bryson yes it's a bird shoot it down it's a balloon shoot it down it's a blonde guy shoot it down wait what was that last one what scares me is that unfortunately genetic modification will probably lead to a whole
new class divide get back to the test chamber you lab rat I am objectively better than you in every way you must be removed from the gene pool wait what also what about this a 3D printer that prints a 3D printer which in turn produces a 3D printer and then the world is taken over by 3D printers last but not least living forever what does that imply you just get progressively older and older but technology keeps you alive would you become a cyborg would you need to replace your face every hundred years with a new
one would you eventually be entirely robot that just doesn't sound fun I don't want my body to become the ship of Theseus however Eternal youth does sound fun and I would like to live pretty long but even with eternal youth I think eventually I would like to pass away not not right now though later that sounds pretty dark Bryson hey I didn't ask to be made then die wait what oh this is so sad I will be missed and I was very cool wait what in conclusion technology is amazing and I can't wait to see
where it goes hopefully towards the helpful and fun side unfortunately I can't build any of these inventions because I'm not exactly smart but I can draw the inventions and I Can Dream wait what oh um I command you to make a hole in that wall hey guys thanks for watching don't forget to check out the new Gremlin Bryson plush they're so silly and I really hope you like them as much as I do also we got some other back to school merch check all that out in the link in the description and while you're down
there don't forget to check out my new card game hoard the hams an official announcement and Kickstarter are coming soon but if you support early you'll get a discount and an exclusive thank you card so don't miss out thanks for all the growth on the channel recently we hit 4 million subscribers at VidCon wow also thanks to my team for their amazing animation and background skills okay I'm gonna go touch grass now bye [Music]
