that's why i don't like going out mind you i don't like staying in either you've had a pizza delivered to your house what's going on with the piece of delivery bloke as soon as he knocks on your door somebody lands to the door and go here there's somebody at the front door and a crash helmet what's he want well it's not the stig you [ __ ] he's got a big box in his hand do you ever answer your front door with that security chain on that's meant to stop nuts getting into your house but
now to that delivery bloke is you that looks like you just buried somebody under your [ __ ] patio you know because you're staring at that gap you know what you want a piece of the two no there's only one there you look mental talking through get that's why you can't speak for your letterbox you look [ __ ] mental because you can't do a full facial expression you've got to do bits of your face at a time you're like when you won you think you've got to listen bro and why is it why is
it anytime you get a knock on the door from the delivery bloke suddenly everyone in the house goes nuts just because it's food you know fousey first man [ __ ] all right you know you're ordering an indian takeaway ma'am indians here i'm indian all right it's not [ __ ] gandhi why do you do that what just because your food's coming you wouldn't do that in a restaurant would you now you're all set around the table the waiter's on his way over to your table you know with a big tray of food you're all
sat there fruit's coming [Applause] all right it's only fish and chips you
