Okay. What now? Let's do this thing.
You ready? Am I standing or what? You want one?
What? I don't know if you want one or not. Back for the very third time.
Morgan Wallen. That is true. I guess we'll start by saying thank you for having us here.
Yeah, man. At your bar. Yeah.
Is this your first time here since it's open? Yeah. Hopefully I don't violate my probation by being here.
Are you on probation right now? Mhm. Shout out to my PO.
I want to start this interview off with some heartwarming. Heartwarming. Heartwarming.
That's not really your style. We have brought for you to meet and really for them to meet you, one of your Spotify listeners who was in the 0. 001 most listened to artist was Morgan Wallen.
Okay. And we brought them here today to meet you. Is that you?
That was me. No, it's you. Yeah, stop embarrassing me.
Hey, you make your music. Appreciate it. Hey, you're welcome.
Southerners love your music. I mean, I think yeah, I'm from the South, so I think they probably have somewhat of a they feel like they relate to me. But you feel like these people from Tuscaloosa are getting a little loosey goosey with who they're related to.
I don't know if that's the worst place for that. You don't want to be related to to who you're kissing. And you know, you're the kissing king.
Yeah, I had I had some experience down there in Tuscaloosa. I mean, you're a heartthrob. You don't have to say that but the your heart these women love you and still year after year you remain single.
So I think the obvious question is is that what it appears? Is that how I come across? I do not judge and I have nothing against I have nothing against folks.
Me either. Glenny Balls and I are going to a pride festival next weekend [Music] together. Sand in my boots.
Hell yeah. Me, too. I'm going as well.
Can't wait to see y'all, man. You live a pretty normal life when you're not on the road. Yeah, I would say so.
I mean, I think people would be surprised to know Morgan Wallen still cuts his grass. Morgan Wallen still takes out his trash. Those are not That's not true.
But people would be surprised if they knew that. They would be surprised if I did that. Are you good around the house?
Are you handy? I mean, I used to do landscaping before I moved here, so I do know how to do all that stuff. Could you fix a TV?
If it was on SNL, I could change it for sure. Seriously, SNL, did they make you mad? No.
No. I was ready to go home. I've been there all week.
You need to get your plane. Get me to God's country. Yeah.
Do you mind if we do a new segment presented by Food Barn? Please. In this segment, I want you to name a thing that you can sit in that also flies through the air.
What I mean, there's one obvious answer. Why do you want me to say that, though? I mean, yeah, a jet.
Okay. Okay. There's another answer to that question as well.
You can sit in and also flash through the air. You can sit in and it can also fly through the air. Oh, I know the answer to that question.
Helicopter. A chair. Oh, I didn't think of anything.
Sorry, I'm slow. You drive a motorcycle, you reckon? I reckon.
Did you hurt yourself? No. So far, no.
Do you like driving a motorcycle? Yeah, I enjoy it. Are you a Harley guy?
I mean, so far. Glenn is a Kawasaki guy. That's okay.
They're sponsoring my tour, so I'm also a Kawasaki guy. Good. You're a Kawasaki guy?
I'm both. Lenny's a habachi guy. I'm also a habachi guy.
Great. All things I like. Awesome.
You're the leader of a motorcycle gang. Yeah. I mean, I don't know if I'm the leader, but I'm in one.
Yeah, for sure. And is that for protection whenever you have to go to jail next? Yeah.
[Music] Tell me about this new song with Tate McCrae. She's Irish. I don't even know if Tate McCra is her real name.
Is Morgan Wallen your real name? Unfortunately. Yeah.
Not unfortunately because I don't like my name, but just like I kind of wish I'd have picked a stage name. What would your stage name be? I don't know.
What about Morgan the Oregon? You like that? Would you listen to that guy?
Well, you're the king of nicknames, honestly. Last time you were on the show, you declared yourself the throat goat. I think you declared that.
You said, "I'm Morgan Wallen and I'm the throat goat. " I did not say that. And then what happened to you?
It caught on pretty quick. And then what happened to you? And then I caught a fungus in my throat about a week later.
That's what happens when you get too cocky about how good your throat is. Yeah. I had to humble myself.
We had to cancel your tour to throat cancer. I didn't cancel the whole tour. I cancelled like two shows.
These people, they're going to see that and they're going to freak out. That's going to be a headline. I would be remiss if I didn't bring up something that I bring up every time we talk, okay?
Cuz this is the third time you've come on the show. I'm clearly a big fan of you guys, man. And every time you come on this show, I like to do one thing, and that's bring attention to what you're doing in the community.
The Morgan Wallen Foundation. You do do that. I always love to talk about the Morgan Wallen Foundation.
I appreciate that about you. Are you a Morgan donor? No, not yet.
What do you say to people who say you put the idi in chairy? I wouldn't have much to say about that. People don't say that.
Yeah, I didn't think so. You know what they do say? No.
What do you say? People who say you put the I put the idi idiot. Maybe.
Thank you for coming on the show. Thank you. [Music] Oh, okay.
Do I give a hug to you, man? Okay.