SML Movie: Jeffy And Junior Home Alone!

All right, guys. Are you ready to play Hungry Hungry Hippos? Heck >> yeah.

>> Technically, the correct term should be hungry hungry hippopotamuses. >> Hungry hungry hippopotamuses. Hippopotamus is Mr.

Hippo is your mom. Mr. Hippopotamus.

>> Junior. [laughter] Such an >> You make a joke about my mom every time we play this game. >> Well, because every time we play this game, she's still a hippo.

>> We got to remind you, dude. >> And maybe if she lose some weight, she won't be a hippo anymore. >> So, all right, guys.

Whoever eats the most marbles wins. >> Hungry. Hungry Hippo Tom.

>> All right. 1 2 3. >> Hey, the adults are going Christmas shopping.

So, you are going to be home alone. Jeffy, you're in charge. >> Yes.

You guys have to do what I say. Jeffy, if you make a mess in this house, I'm going to beat your ass. >> Ooh, I like that, Marvin.

YEAH, JUNIOR. IF YOU MAKE A MESS IN THIS DAMN HOUSE, I'M GOING TO BEAT YOUR ASS, TOO. I like to display a dominance.

I need to do that more often. >> All right, kids. If there are any emergencies, you can call us.

>> We're We're going to be home alone if the I went. [laughter] I'm sorry. >> Come back.

>> Anyway, we're home alone, GUYS, WITH NO PARENTS. >> YOU GUYS WANT TO MAKE A MESS IN YOUR HOUSE? >> YEAH.

YOU WANT TO FINGER PAINT ON THE WALLS? >> YEAH, I'LL GO GET THE POOP. >> WHAT?

>> YEAH. [laughter] >> I just painted Cody's mom cuz she's a hungry hungry hippo. >> Look at a big ass.

I painted myself all hunky and >> I painted my daddy cuz he's a You put meanie butt. >> Oh, I thought that's how you spell >> Look, I made a basketball, but I gave up. >> Heck yeah.

LET'S PARTY. SO, ARE YOU GUYS EXCITED to go to the mall? >> Yeah, so we can spend money that we don't have.

>> Oh, Marvin, quick question. Why you got your old lady driving? I didn't know she had the balls in THE RELATIONSHIP.

[laughter] >> HEY, I'M not old. Marvin, for Christmas, I want Botox. >> Yeah, Marvin, why you got YOUR GIRLFRIEND DRIVING?

THEY JUST GOT THEIR RICE LIKE 20 YEARS AGO. >> HEY, [screaming] >> everyone just shut up. >> Marvin, can you call Jeffy and make sure he's okay?

>> We just left like 30 minutes ago. Jeffy's fine. >> Marvin, just call him.

>> Uh, it's ringing. Woo! Silly straight MAKING A MESS.

YEAH. NO PARROT. YEAH.

DRINK A ROOT BEER. yeah. >> Oh, I'm so drunk from the root beer, guys.

>> Dude, I am wasting I might be I might be a little up. >> Yeah. Oh, no.

Parents can do whatever we want. >> HE DIDN'T ANSWER. >> I DON'T KNOW.

WHAT IF he died? What if he break down the house? What if SOMETHING'S WRONG?

>> NO. I'M sure he's fine. Hey, Braxton, can you call your son and see if he's okay?

>> Yeah, whatever. They're probably wearing a muck at the house anyway. >> Oh, man.

Guys, after we fill this pinñata with glitter, we're going to hit it. And glitter's going to go everywhere. >> I'M GOING TO HIT IT SO HARD.

I'M GOING TO PAINT THE WALLS WITH GLITTER. >> OH, YEAH. HECK YEAH, DUDE.

Make a big mess. >> Aren't you guys scared that your parents are going to be mad? >> They're always mad.

>> Yeah, I have no parents. Why is he worried? >> Yeah.

Yeah, he doesn't even have parents. Our parents said, "Don't make a mess, but we don't care about making messes around here. Put more glitter IN THERE.

" >> MORE GLITTER, DUDE. >> YEAH, more glitter. More glitter.

>> Yeah, JEAN DIDN'T ANSWER EITHER. >> NO, RIGHT. WHAT IF THEY DIED?

WHAT IF SOMETHING'S WRONG? WHAT the hell happened? >> Okay, look.

I'll call Brooklyn guy and see if he'll go check on him since we're too far away. >> Hold on, Karen. My phone's ringing.

Hello. >> Hey, uh, Brooklyn Guy, are you busy? >> Well, I mean, me and my wife are talking about water bottles, so yeah.

>> Well, me, Rose, Chef Peep, and Braxton are going to the mall. >> And you want to invite me? Yeah, I want to go TO THE MALL.

>> OH, I LOVE THE MALL. I want to go. >> Yeah, we want to come to the mall.

>> I'm not inviting you to the mall. I'm calling you to see if you can go check on Jeffy. I left them home alone with the other kids and I want to make sure they're safe.

They're not answering their phone. >> So, you just wanted something and you're not inviting me cuz I'm your friend. >> Well, you you can come to the mall if you want, but I'm calling to see if you go check on the kids for >> if I want to.

Cuz you don't want me to come to the mall, right? >> Fill me in. I can't hear anything.

>> He doesn't want us to come to the mall. >> No. >> Well, I I don't care if you come to the mall.

I just Okay. Look, I want you to come to the mall, but I'm buying you a Christmas gift. So, why why would I invite you?

>> A Christmas gift? >> Yeah. It's a secret.

Oh, it's a carrot. Marvin is buying me a Christmas gift. And I really hope it's that big Lego Star Wars Death Star Lego SET THEY JUST RELEASED.

>> THAT'S SO EXCITING. BOY, WHAT'S A DEATH STAR? >> It's a thing from a movie.

It's got like a billion Lego pieces. Hey, what story are you at? The >> the Lego store.

>> Oh, he's going to get the Death Star for sure. >> Yeah. Listen, can you go please check on my son?

Like they they're not answering the phone and they're kids and they're home alone. >> Okay. Yeah, I will I will go check on your stupid kids, but c can you go check if they have it like if they have a Cinnabon?

Could you get me a Cinnabon? >> There's a Cinnabon? Yep.

I see it's right in front of my face. >> I want one. >> Oh, two Cinnabons.

That's two Cinnabons. And can you check if they have the hot dogs with the pretzel buns? >> I can't check cuz I'm not there.

>> Not where? Not at the mall. Did you lie to me?

>> I am at the mall. I'm just outside. I put your gift in the truck.

>> Oh, well, can you can you check the hot dog situation? >> I I Yeah, they have them. >> They You saw them?

>> Yep, I see them right now. >> Okay. So, I want one of those two Cinnabons and a hot dog with a pretzel bun.

>> Actually, boy, that sounds really good. I want to try that, too. >> Please, can you just check on my son?

>> I will go check on your stupid kids. >> Yeah, call me. Call me when when you see them.

>> Okay. Well, I'll meet you at the mall. >> Yeah.

>> Okay, Karen, we got to go check on Marvin's ugly kids. >> THIS IS JUST SO MUCH. IT'S TOO BIG.

>> YEAH, WELL, I wish you would say that. Come on. Wait, it's going to be pretty cold.

So, maybe you should like bundle up. >> Oh. Oh, can I put on my elf mask?

>> Yeah, go ahead. I'll put on my shy. >> Brooklyn guy is going to go check on Jeffy and the kids and make sure they're okay.

All right. >> That's a relief. >> Yeah, we're almost to the mall or what?

>> All right, Jeffy, are you ready to smack this pinata and make glitter go everywhere? I'm about to smack the f out of it. >> There's going to be 25 letters left after that.

>> What? >> What? >> Well, cuz he said he's going to smack the f out of it.

So, what about the other letters? >> You can beat Cody with the bat if you're done. >> Yeah, please.

>> But don't hurt me. >> Are you ready? >> Yeah.

YEAH. [screaming] OKAY. OKAY.

He's He's not resisting. You can stop. [laughter] >> All right.

You guys want to watch me get a Blumkin? >> Wait. What do you think?

>> I press this button right here and I get a blumkin. You guys can be in the cup chair. >> I'm free.

>> Hey bud. Oh, hey Jeffy. We got an audience today.

So y'all follow me. Come on bud. [laughter] >> Oh man Karen.

It is cold. I shouldn't have worn short sleeves. >> Well Bonnie, I told you to bring a jacket.

>> I know. I was just really worried about my face. Okay, see these kids are home.

>> So these kids are home alone? >> Yes, Cameron. They're home alone.

Come on, answer. >> Boie, you like my face mask? >> No, you look scary.

You look like a shitty superhero. >> But Boie, I'm an elf. >> Elves don't do that.

>> Come on. >> You guys don't want to come in here and watch? >> Uh, no.

Pass, dude. >> It can get real stinky in here. >> IT'S AWFUL.

ALL RIGHT. WELL, SHUT THE DOOR. I DON'T WANT ANY OF THE STENCH GETTING OUT.

[laughter] >> There's someone at the door. Open the door. I know you kids are in there.

>> You guys hear that? Mhm. >> Come on.

But >> it sounds like a robber. >> Dude, let me check this out. Yeah, just check out.

>> Come on. I want to go to the mall. What the I told you they were in there.

Come on, you little shits. Open the door. OPEN THIS DOOR RIGHT NOW.

>> DUDE, THOSE ARE DEFINITELY ROBBERS. >> REALLY? >> ROBBERS?

YEAH, THEY HAVE SKI MASKS ON. THEY'RE NOT HERE TO SING CHRISTMAS SONGS. >> WE HAVE TO CALL THE COPS.

>> NO, GUYS, WE CAN'T call the cops. If we do that, it's just going to prove to your parents that we're just dumb kids and we're not responsible enough to be left alone. We got to take these guys out ourselves.

Give them a dose of justice. >> I know exactly what to do. Hey, the the door's jammed.

The door's jammed. Can you uh meet us at my window up there? Like that's how we can talk to you.

>> Wait, the door's jammed. >> Boie, they told us to meet him at the window. >> Okay, okay, fine.

We'll just peek in through the window, make sure they're okay, and then we GO TO THE MALL. >> YAY, CINNABON. OOH, BOIE, is that the window?

>> That's the only window that's open. Hey kids, just poke your heads up so we can make sure you're okay and we can leave. >> Come on kids, show us your faces so we can leave.

>> Why do they want to see our faces so bad? >> Dude, so they could take pictures of us and then make creepy AI videos so they can whack off to it and sell it online. >> I can always show them a picture of my bung hole.

>> Shut up, Cody. Listen, I was thinking we could throw this brick at him and hit him in the face. That'll teach him a lesson.

>> Heck yeah, dude. >> Firstde murder. >> Shut up, Cody.

Listen, Joseph. Just throw a brick. >> That's my type of crime.

Watch this, dude. >> We're about to show you our face. Yeah, with a brick, >> Oh my god.

Bonyie, are you okay? >> NO, I'M NOT OKAY. HE JUST THREW A BRICK AT MY FACE.

WHY THE WOULD HE DO THAT? >> HOW ABOUT YOU lick my bung hole? >> Oh, that's it.

I'm killing those kids. We're going around to the back door. >> Oh, man.

Joseph, you nailed them right in the face. >> Heck yeah, dude. I got skills.

The people I dog sit for tell me I'm the next Michael Vic. >> Why? >> Well, guys, they said they're going around to the back door.

>> I like the sound of that. >> No, I don't think it's locked. Come on.

>> Okay, guys. I just added jumper cables to the doororknob. So when they grab it, they're going to get electrocuted >> and then they're going to die.

[laughter] >> Hey guys, I just finished my Blumkin. >> Oh, how was it? >> Stinky.

And how's the genie? >> Well, he's full and I'm empty. >> Oh, cool.

>> Yeah. What you guys doing? >> Oh, well, people are trying to break into the house.

We're trying to kill him. Let's [laughter] watch. >> Oh, when I see those kids, I'm going to hit them in the face with a brick and see how they like it.

>> Boy, calm down. They're just kids messing around. >> Yeah, well, you didn't get hit in the face with a brick.

I DID. OH, THERE THEY ARE. MOMMY, what's wrong?

>> Mommy, are you okay? >> He's getting electrocuted. Zapped his ass.

>> Okay, guys, let's start the next trap. >> Okay, let me take these off first. [screaming] >> What happened?

Was it YOUR ALLERGIES? >> NO, IT'S NOT MY ALLERGIES. I JUST GOT ELECTROCUTED.

>> BORIE, REMEMBER THE TIME I burnt my hand? LOOK, >> I SEE YOUR HAND AND I DON'T CARE. I THINK THIS DOOR'S UNLOCKED.

It's not. What the are we going to do now? >> Let me try.

>> You're going to get electrocuted. >> Nope. It's luck.

>> What the Why didn't you get electrocuted? THIS IS LET'S TRY SOMETHING ELSE. AH, those windows are too high.

I need a ladder. >> Boie, knock it off. We saw the kids.

They're obviously okay. Let's go. >> They're not okay, Karen.

Nobody who acts like that is okay. There's something very wrong with those kids. >> But boy, I want to go to the mall.

the mall. Cinnabon. I want to go in there and teach those kids to respect their elders.

>> Boy, don't disrespect Cinnabon. Let's go. There's no way in the house.

The doors are locked. Come on, >> Karen. Look, the garage door is cracked.

I could crawl under there, open the garage door, get in there, and beat their asses. [laughter] >> Okay, kids, prepare to die. Oh, >> What's wrong, boyy?

OH, CARROT. I'M ON FIRE. PUT ME OUT.

PUT ME OUT. PUT ME OUT. PULL ME OUT.

OW. OW. OW.

OW. GOD, IT BURNS SO BAD. >> YES, IT WORKS.

HERE, LOOK. I also got a cup of water. Do it.

THERE YOU GO. >> OH, GOD. OH, WHAT THE BOIE, how come you got caught on fire?

>> HE HAD A GODDAMN FLAMETHROWER, KAREN. WHO HAS A FLAMETHROWER? >> YOU KNOW WHO DOESN'T HAVE A FLAMETHROWER, BOY?

The moth. >> I don't care, Karen. I'm going to kill that kid.

This is war now. I'm going back under there and I'm BEATING HIS ASS. >> WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

I thought of something. YOU REALLY ARE BOY NOW. [laughter] >> THAT'S NOT FUNNY, KAREN.

I HAD 30 BURNS. I'M DISFIGURED NOW. I'M GOING TO KILL THAT [laughter] He's gone.

Okay, Karen, I'm going to open up the garage door for you. Actually, no. You know what?

Stay there. You don't want to see what I'm about to do to these kids. Please be unlocked.

Please be unlocked. Please be unlocked and not electrified. Okay.

Okay. We're good. We're good.

It's unlocked. It's unlocked. It's unlocked.

It's locked. What the that. that.

that. that. NO.

WHO HAS A FLAMETHROWER? ELON MUSK CANADA FLAMETHROWERS. OKAY.

Is he It's [music] getting quieter. Is he going? I think he's gone.

I think he's gone. He's going. He's gone.

[laughter] I'm in. I'm in. know what I'm going to do to him when I find him.

Wait, I think I think I hear THE FLAME. [screaming] GET AWAY. GET AWAY.

STAY THE AWAY FROM ME WITH THAT WAIT, WHAT'S GOING ON? >> ALL RIGHT, GUYS. When he tries to come up the stairs, we got a little surprise for him.

>> Oh, heck yeah, dude. It's going to be sick. [laughter] Okay, that is it.

I'm I'm going to kill those kids. Oh, guys, I think he's coming. I think he's coming.

Are you kids upstairs? I think you are. What?

What are they? Are those marbles? I don't have legs, you idiot.

I can't slip on them. >> HOW ABOUT A BOWLING BALL? >> A BOWLING BALL.

>> It still didn't hit me. >> Oh my god. Uh, plan C.

Stupid kids trying to hit me with a bowling ball. You got to be smarter than that. >> Yeah.

Where did you GUYS GET A PAINT BUCKET? H HOW DID YOU SUSPEND IT LIKE THAT? THIS WOULD TAKE SO LONG TO ENGINEER.

I JUST GOT HERE. YOU SET UP THESE TRAPS SO QUICKLY. OH GOD, I I think I'm almost dead.

Dad go it. All right, that's it. I'm coming [laughter] up there.

I'm getting you. Where are they at? What the IS THIS NOW?

A DOOR THAT'S WRAPPED TO LOOK LIKE A PRESENT. All of my instincts are telling me not to go in there. But I got to say, I love presents almost as much as I love revenge.

Okay, maybe for all the hell they put me through, they're going to give me a present to make it up to me. Maybe they're going to give me the Death Star Lego set. PRESENTS.

OW! [screaming] OW! OW!

OW! I SHOULD HAVE JUST GOT GO AWAY. [screaming] Go away!

>> OKAY, NEVER MIND. NEVER MIND. I GIVE UP.

THIS. I'M GOING TO THE MALL. MY EYE [laughter] IS HANGING OUT OF MY HEAD.

I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS ANYMORE. I am in so much pain. >> Kids, we're home early.

>> What? What happened to YOUR FACE? >> YOUR KIDS YOUR KIDS HAPPENED TO MY FACE.

OKAY. A FLAMETHROWER TO my face. It's It's right over there.

You see that? >> YOUR SON HAD A FLAMETHROWER. WHERE THE DID HE GET THAT?

>> WAIT, is your eye hanging out? >> Yes, IT'S HANGING OUT BECAUSE YOUR SON HIT ME IN THE HEAD WITH A PAINT CAN AND THEN HE BEAT ME WITH A BASEBALL BAT WITH SHARPENED CANDY CANES PUT IN IT. YEAH, THAT sounds like Junior.

>> Wait, wait, wait. What are you, what are you talking about? They beat you with a bat with candy canes on.

>> THEY BEAT THE OUT OF ME AND THEY KNOCKED MY EYE OUT OF ITS SOCKET. >> WHAT'S WITH the ice? >> THEY PUT ME IN A GODDAMN FREEZER.

WHAT THE IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE THAT YOUR KIDS TURNED OUT LIKE THAT? WHAT DID YOU DO TO THEM? >> WELL, we had to cut our shopping our shopping trip early because you didn't answer the phone.

We told you to check on >> I WAS FIGHTING FOR MY goddamn life. Where is my Lego set? >> What Lego set?

No way. What? >> No way.

My best friend, who I thought was my best friend, DIDN'T EVEN GET ME A LEGO SET FOR ALL THIS. >> WELL, they we don't have even a Lego set at the mall. >> NO, WE DON'T.

I JUST REMEMBERED THAT, [snorts] >> You didn't even check on the hot dogs, did you? >> They they don't have hot dogs at at at the place you asked for. >> Cinnabon.

>> They don't have hot dogs there. You're thinking of auntie ants. I am thinking ants.

I'm going home. all of you. out of my way.