MONICA AND I HAVE DECIDED TO LIVE TOGETHER HERE SO. . .
I'M GOING TO BE MOVING OUT, MAN. WOW. WELL, UH, HEY.
. . I'M REALLY HAPPY FOR YOU GUYS.
CONGRATULATIONS. SEE YOU LATER. HEY, JOEY, JOEY.
ARE YOU OKAY? YEAH. I GOT TO GO.
I'VE GOT AN ACTING JOB. YEAH, LIKE YOU'D BELIEVE THAT. THIS SUCKS.
LOOK, I'M-I'M JUST GOING TO BE RIGHT ACROSS THE HALL AND I PROMISE YOU, THE MINUTE MONICA AND I BREAK UP I'M MOVING RIGHT BACK IN WITH YOU. OKAY, LOOK, LOOK, LOOK. UH, IF YOU'RE GOING TO BE MOVING IN WITH HIM I FEEL THAT IT IS MY RESPONSIBILITY TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH ABOUT HIM, OKAY?
HE'S A TERRIBLE ROOMMATE. TERRIBLE. HE, UH, FORGETS TO, UM.
. . UH.
. . ALWAYS.
. . HE ALWAYS, UH.
. . OH, WHO AM I KIDDING?
HE'S THE BEST ROOMMATE EVER! CHANDLER AND I ARE MOVING IN TOGETHER. OH, MY GOD.
OH, MY LITTLE SISTER AND MY BEST FRIEND SHACKING UP. THAT'S GREAT. THAT'S GREAT.
GUYS, I'M HAPPY, TOO. OKAY, COME HERE. HEY.
HEY. OH. .
. THE WORST DAY. YOU KNOW, YOU THINK YOU'RE FINALLY MAKING PROGRESS AT WORK AND THEN YOUR BOSS CALLS YOU RAQUEL.
HEY, LISTEN, FOR THE FIRST FOUR YEARS OF MY WORK EVERYBODY CALLED ME CHA-LA-LA. . .
I BELIEVE YOU. SO, IT WAS RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF A STAFF MEETING SO, OF COURSE, NO ONE ELSE WANTS TO CORRECT HER SO EVERYONE ELSE IS CALLING ME RAQUEL. BY THE END OF THE DAY THE MAILROOM GUYS WERE CALLING ME ROCKY.
WELL, I STILL THINK YOU'RE VERY, VERY NICE AND VERY PRETTY. WHAT? ALL YOURS, BABE.
RACHEL. . .
SWEETIE, HAVE A SEAT. OKAY, LISTEN, UM. .
. CHANDLER AND I ARE GOING TO LIVE TOGETHER. HERE.
OH, MY GOD. THAT'S SO GREAT! OH!
I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU GUYS! REALLY? OH, AND THAT WAS SO SWEET OF YOU TO ASK.
OH, MY GOD! THE THREE OF US ARE GOING TO HAVE SUCH A GOOD TIME LIVING TOGETHER! YES, WE ARE.
AND CHANDLER YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO WATCH THOSE LONG SHOWERS YOU TAKE IN THE MORNING 'CAUSE YOU KNOW RAQUEL CAN'T BE LATE. OH, THIS IS SO EXCITING. OH, WOW.
♪ COME AND KNOCK ON OUR DOOR ♪ OKAY, WHEN ARE WE GOING TO TELL RACHEL WHAT ACTUALLY IS GOING TO HAPPEN? SOON. I JUST COULDN'T BEFORE.
I MEAN, YOU SAW HOW UPSET JOEY GOT. I COULDN'T DO THAT TO HER; SHE'S MY BEST FRIEND. WELL, JOEY'S MY BEST FRIEND.
I'M NOT YOUR BEST FRIEND? YOU JUST SAID. .
. ! OF COURSE, YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND.
WOULD YOU PLEASE TELL RACHEL, THOUGH? ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT, AT LEAST I'M PREPARED.
OKAY. OH, YES. HEY!
HEY, HEY. THESE AREN'T FOR YOU. ARE YOU UPSET?
I AM NOW. HEY, ROOMIE. OKAY, BYE.
RACH? ( clearing throat) THERE'S SOMETHING, UH, IMPORTANT I HAVE TO TELL YOU. ARE YOU PREGNANT?
NO, BUT I'M THROWING THIS SHIRT AWAY. I THINK THERE WAS A LITTLE UH, MISUNDERSTANDING BEFORE. UM, WHEN I SAID THAT, UH, THAT CHANDLER AND I WANTED TO LIVE TOGETHER.
. . WE MEANT ALONE TOGETHER.
( laughing) OH. OH, MY GOD. OH, THAT'S FUNNY.
I CAN'T BELIEVE I DID THAT. OH, NO, SWEETIE. NO, YOU KNOW WHAT?
THIS IS MY FAULT. I WASN'T CLEAR. I'M REALLY SORRY.
AND-AND LISTEN. YOU TAKE AS MUCH TIME AS YOU NEED TO MOVE OUT, OKAY? THERE'S ABSOLUTELY NO RUSH.
OKAY. OKAY. DON'T YOU WANT A COOKIE?
SURE. MAYBE DO YOU NEED A TISSUE? MM-HMM.
MONICA, WHERE DID YOU GET THESE? I MADE THEM. OH.
. . GOD, THEY'RE SO YUMMY.
