I'm going to have you roast me and I won't take it personal you have a controversial reputation just keep building on that though well the obvious thing is just to say like Japan oh God no stop stop stop stop how about just go for something apparent like that you can see or um weird hat you ain't never coming back from that one and the internet is buzzing about this question are you in Character what's your body count I'm sorry bro well what is it [Music] oh these are rocky chairs dude yeah these are oh my
yo that is crazy bro no way yo this is making hit so much harder right now you can't say that yeah I can no you can't drugs he a drug addiction have you tried these decks what is it they're oil pads no they take they take oil from your face and and and blot it away so you're not as shiny okay dude They're sick do you have oily skin naturally uh I don't I don't know it doesn't look like it okay thank you me though bro I got a I got all tons of stuff that's
wrong with me bro flat feet color blind poor vision I had to get lasic three times now W what happened to your eye oh my this eye your ass at dude you wouldn't believe it oh what happened I actually just I well I got scratched okay got scratched I just just came from a little Tussle he was just in a street fight earlier this morning morning actually Dax I'd like to lead you into this over the past 12 hours we've had a pretty eventful half a day here okay so yesterday Logan took part in uh
the the national Tetris championships so he actually went head-to-head with some of the greatest Tetris players of time that's one of the only video games I play that a boy yeah that a boy so he yeah I play Tetris gyms cool cool I've Never played that it's fun so he did that last night last then uh just I'm sorry I'm sorry I just can't hear I can't focus cuz Dylan's jabbering sorry were you telling me that no not talk it's a podcast you you just you're being now am I talking it started it start it
did start I'm sorry we suck dude do you want to wear headphones I'm going to choose I don't like to wear headphones no worries cuz the hair it's great uh just cuz it distracts me oh it Does the opposite for me but that's fine no try them on for no don't if you don't like them don't wear them let's see let's see what it does to you do you feel distracted yeah I don't like yeah get those dude actually you know what do we have another can he can he break those right now get him
out of here break the new oh break the uh give him a pair of of headphones to break give him something to break yeah just give it doesn't matter what it is he can just Give them something to break yeah that's fine maybe just maybe just snap those if you can well nice throw D God people don't use these anymore no Caleb's dog there you go yeah there we don't we don't mess with half or we could do a giveaway maybe someone use them or would give away broken oh they're completely broken I mean look
at they're chew by Caleb's new dog doberman right yeah yeah so so he put that a boy Dax there you go take Take it out take it out on those things and then uh they were already broken so it's fine yeah we we will have to send you an invoice but um so so he do this the tetris championships yesterday plays G gave it his all unfortunately wasn't able to get the job done he lost to Green scooter or something like that long story he's got a whole documentary coming out about it about Tetris Tetris
the Championships yeah like a full documentary yeah well a YouTube Doc you Know like 15 minutes like a trying to tell a cool story me trying to become World Champ yeah I didn't do it I didn't well that's awesome thanks man what is it going to be what's it going to be called I'm actually uh drafting titles as we speak uh I competed in the world Tetris championships I got my ass kicked by a 14-year-old teters Champion something like that can you use ass in a title and not it no no you're right you're right
Dax YouTube leg OG by the Way we're going to get into all of it bro his name's blue scooty I didn't mean to disrespect him I I shouldn't have it's not green scooter I'm so we do that we had a nice dinner last night I went out very random evening last night in Los Angeles uh uh uh Kevin Conley from ontourage Leo was out Nas the rapper for me it was like a big nostalgic night and I got to spend time with all these people it was a great night woke up this morning to find
out that he want really Wanted to get into a street fight against a 260lb man yep yep certified hitmakers L yeah yeah yeah I'm United States champ you know had to stand on business uh it was is that so that's for wrestling that's for WW and is that what is that the what is that that's the United States Championship belt cool pick it up got some girth huh girthy I know Dax flame ladies and gentlemen welcome to Impulsive thanks for coming on unbelievable thanks for joining us here in Hollywood thank you you ever been in
a street fight nope no ever get close to one what's the closest you ever got you ever call someone's sister ugly no you seem super nice thank you yeah is that true mhm do you have a girlfriend no why not uh I've just been single a long time yeah I haven't been dating lately are you a virgin no had a boy they won't well I Just had to ask we just you seem so sweet Dax you seem like you seem so innocent like a man of Christ type thing like awesome just good morals and everything
about you is just I like and and and and and and that's not to say like that like virgins are like that I I just like I just had to ask because I know I know what people are going to want to know about you you know what's your body count I'm sorry bro well what is it uh next question Okay fair fair fair fair sorry D sorry uh um uh uh okay so no dating uh do you enjoy your your your space like the Solitude of of of being in your own space and being
alone yeah yeah I love just going for like long walks and stuff yeah and just living in my apartment and I enjoy it there they asked if they could film there but I think they passed yeah wait we asked to film in his house just curious what's your living situation you want to know where he Lives bro that's weird than me ask if he's a virgin Dax I'm really sorry about that had we've had some problems with our producer in the past and it's oh I didn't mind it would been excited he wanted us to
come he sent me pictures and everything oh I was we love our producer by the way he's always on perfect he's been perfect since day one dude I have to say Dax I haven't told you this yet I'm a massive fan of you thank you that's nice thank you dude I Like you started YouTube when we were very young around the same time and I watched ax flame brother cool okay in 2007 yes dude cool yes at one point you were the 16 most subscribed Channel on YouTube when you were 15 years old yes dude
you're an OG thank you yeah me and my buddy would pull up Dax flame and watch these videos like what what implored you to start creating content at such a young age because I I did it as well and it was it was so unfamiliar Right being a conent Creator did was not a thing true so how'd you do like what what made you do it uh just talking to my webcam and just seeing that other people vlogged at the time or video blogged at the time is what they would say yeah um and so
just kind of thinking that it sounded fun and then it just randomly got popular um I think maybe the haters initially blew it up uh I got like just one video got like 50,000 views overnight with a lot of hate Comments and then started finding fans and stuff um and then stopped for a while and acted in some movies when I was like 18 uh and then then I kind of just did some other stuff and then the movie career dipped a bit then I was working at restaurants and stuff for a bit and then
back in the pandemic um idubz made a documentary about me and that helped my YouTube get going again and then I've been doing Tik toks and Instagram lately oh we've seen them Thank you you've you've made quite the comeback thank you and I don't want to say comeback like you you know don't call her comeback he never been gone but oh I've been gone from the public uh a bunch of times yeah yeah you totally have so you inspired me um along with like I'm sure you know smash smash yeah you know about smash yeah
like you you smash um Ray William Johnson like the OG creators to to become a Creator myself and then I see You make it on the big screen brother I see my boy Dax flame one of my favorite YouTube channels in 21 Jump Street acting Hollywood do you have a question or a compliment I thank you no I don't know was more of like just yeah it was more I think it was would you like to build off of that uh thanks for acknowledging that um and uh whenever I was in that movie that was
really cool and a couple uh so I was In the movie 21 Jump Street and a couple months ago a few months ago I said on Tik Tok I wasn't going to talk about those online anymore but just on my own channel I could talk about them here um and then I just was like why why why why won't you talk about them anymore well for a while all my Tik toks I would just be like uh the ones that would do well would be if I would say I'm from Project X in 21 Jump
Street which I'm proud of those movies and stuff but I was like Maybe I should try to make an like expand my horizons and just like not rely on that too much forever so I was like okay I'll talk about that for two more weeks and then I made a bunch of Tik toks about it where I was like thanking my fans and stuff and like maybe just meeting people who had seen the movies and like giving them money and like talk saying fun facts about the movies and stuff and then I was like okay
now I'm not going to talk about Them anymore on my Tik Tok and then I just started making other miscellaneous things and so I've been forcing myself to try to find other things such as like standup comedy or like giveaways or um like just different ways to brighten people's day kind of thing out and about people people love your videos thank you do you feel like uh you want to avoid talking about those movies because it feels like a like a cheat code or you don't want to get like pigeon into Individual thing right well
but I just just for a while I was like maybe it's time to to stop making those TI talks where I say fun facts about 21 Jump Street in Project X yeah that makes sense what's what is a fun fact just one um my stunt person on Project X was a uh woman named tree um and let's see I had a death scene in 20 no a a scene where I got shot in 22 Jump Street but I got cut from the movie oh man and originally in The 21 Jump Street there was supposed to
be a nude scene I was supposed to have a nude scene where the Channing would steal my clothes from the locker room and um then I would run out and get mad at him I think I'd be wrapped in toilet paper or something um and then they cut that which I was glad about cuz that sounded awkward but you they cut it from the script yeah before we even had to film it those are just some fun facts do you think they cut it do you think they Cut it because of your uh like non
desire to want to do it uh no I didn't Express that I would have just been brave and gone for it oh yeah you would do you would do some nudity uh I don't know anymore but back then I was like okay I'll do it yeah when your first moving out to Hollywood you know you got the the lights and everything's teasing from that big but it wasn't like a weird thing it was just like a funny thing uh yeah yeah yeah for sure well Project X was another one and and and I didn't I
didn't I I was watching it for like maybe the second or third time great great film by the way and I remember hearing your voice and I saw you in the reflection of a mirror and I remember thinking is that [ __ ] Dax flame they made him like a character the cameraman true did but did you actually shoot the movie just some scenes the ones where I'm in a mirror and stuff you okay okay like if you see me in a Reflection so they just had me sitting on set the whole entire shoot because
they didn't know when they would plug me in uh to like film a scene and be in a mirror is there a project X2 coming out uh not that I know of but there's rumors and some people want to dude it was such a good movie you ever been to a party like a real Project X no could it be done I don't know I think it was done by my brother okay here in Los Angeles yeah it was a big one you at that party Absolutely Dax the closest thing I've ever seen to Project
X in Real Life MH live boxing matches in the backyard DJ packed basketball floor in in the foyer Motocross dirt bike guys going off a 20 foot ramp in the front yard back people fighting people people doing all sorts of do it made like his big debut on the scene CH bottle of vodka it was crazy D threw up all over the place movie Izzy was there and and remember Jake's breath work coach like kept hitting Izzy or like talking [ __ ] to him or whatever yeah that was a crazy that was a crazy
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good time I I'm also Engaged soon to be father wow yeah wait how long have your have you has your wife been pregnant um she's been pregnant dude she's she's she's like six and a half months pregnant Dad congratulations that's exciting what are you going to name them I I don't know yet um it is a it's a girl I'm going to be a girl Dad look at look at dude look at her isn't she beautiful she is yeah dude she so beautiful and Pregnant and And I just can't wait to to be a dad
so to answer your question I'm not really I'm not really partying much anymore this guy however dude n no I go out I spend time out but I used to be a I used to be a uh I used to be a drug addict okay long well I still am a drug addict I just don't can I ask how old you are um yeah how old are you uh 39 okay how old are you Dex 32 oh that's much better than 39 okay you don't party uh no ever uh no I'll go to like a
friend's birthday party you drink uh no well uh if like I met a friend's birthday party maybe I would have like one beer a pop quick pop what would you what would your drink of choice be just whatever is there just anything mhm even just lemonade uh sure okay no I don't really drink lemonade though no what about Mar marijuana no nothing you're like basically straight edge well yeah he kind of just said that he's not one beer at a friend's birthday Party that's not straight edge come on straight edge is very specific very specific
what's the craziest thing you've ever seen at a party dude in La you come to a city like this you give people a little bit of money some shit'll happen you know what I'm saying some [ __ ] happens like orgies you know what I'm saying like that type of stuff there's been my knee one time touched his Elbow it was I wasn't cool with it um so what's the craziest thing you've ever done uh at like a seem like at a no I'm talking about in life like what's the craziest thing you've ever done
Dax skydived you SC Skydive how many times just once dude sick thank you did you like it uh it's okay I've never heard that um reaction to a Skydive before in my whole life uh just neutral kind of neutral yeah I was too overwhelmed I was like passed out For a second really yeah so that happened to me as well too just kind of black not passed out blacked out oh you're or like you know just like yeah I I feel like he was like one of the people from like you know those slingshot videos
that they show where the girl like passes out then wakes back up then passes out then wakes back up you know what I'm talking about okay what about the second craziest thing you've done something with some Edge Give me some Edge Dax surely you've done something crazy no orgies bro well I don't know I'm just bro come on it's Dax he was a Hollywood star is a Hollywood star yeah that's true Dax that's true I feel like that's kind of like The Stomping Ground like once you hit that a or a BC whatever list it's
orgy time yeah it is it totally is I got invited to one once swear to God no that's that's that's Illuminati that's your yes it wasn't Illuminati it's time that you Finally come clean the I swear to God it was a sex party it was a Hollywood sex party why was it called masquerade you wear the masks why was it called the adren Chrome Gala that's what it was called okay you're making it up you're fake Noe all right whatever I'm not I'm okay you ever been invited into the Illuminati uh no are you sure
um no but I'm laughing because I said uh and I I feel nervous That it sounds suspicious Smart Bro every time people ask me I'm like whatever I say here doesn't matter because if I say yes I'm in it and if I say no they won't believe me so you're right well maybe my oh may maybe even trying to prove it sounds suspicious but my career didn't do very good so maybe that's the proof why do you why do you first off I first off I disagree second off why do you say that well because
well I did really good Right right after high school with Project X and then 21 Jump Street but then I couldn't get any more roles for a long time uh well I mean I haven't acted anything for like a decade why uh I think that you you just have to keep your momentum going in Hollywood and mine just fizzled out and so then once why I don't know I got really close on a lot of auditions okay see but there's there's something there I'm sure you tried and you don't need like my Motivation or anything
but like you definitely have a thing for a very specific type of role and maybe maybe the role that you're going to be known for hasn't happened yet true yeah that's that's what I like to think you're so young dude like thank you yeah how does it how does the uh going through the trials and tribulations of like being hot not being up coming back doing this like how does all that make you feel um it's it was Confusing for a while and now I'm just having a lot of fun uh making the internet videos
you you love it yeah I love it oh that's good and it's everyone is super supportive which is awesome I think we should make a video together okay like you do a YouTube video or a Tik Tok Tik Tok okay maybe I mean we could do an actual Tik Tok if you want or or we could do like like like a where we tell each other jokes right and you true true so can you can you prop me um Do you want to make me laugh or me try to make you laugh shouldn't we both
should we go back and forth oh yeah we could do that okay okay so um so also can I ask a question yeah of course is this going how you planned am I like is this okay the podcast far yeah it's great no it's great if you need me to talk about other things I can too no no you're doing fantastic okay so I can say so I'm here with Logan and I'm just Logan right now because we're going to Just do it yeah okay yeah I can leave oh no no do you want I
could introduce no you don't have to leave oh okay uh but I just mean like do you want me to introduce just you oh I'm like sorry true all right oh I mean good to meet you I think you should actually join the exercise do you want me to sit over there just for no reason I don't think so no no right okay um okay so I'm or on the floor no I don't think so I just didn't know if you wanted to be let's Let's all do it okay whoever laughs first loses I'm here
with Logan and Mike and whoever laughs first loses so who wants to go first um Logan you want to go first I'll go first um okay wait I'll introduce it one more time I'm here with Logan and Mike and Logan's gonna see if he can make us laugh and whoever laughs first loses hey Mike yeah got any crack not on Me but I have some hidden in my [ __ ] you're up okay um let's see I'm gonna I'm gon to see I'm G to pull out a joke let's see you well is that allowed
I have I have jokes they're written there really there's a lot of them same amount of notes as Cliff Neal seriously a written cursive cursive may I add um I love how Advan phones are Getting but it also kind of scares me like do you ever just like eat a lot of snacks and then someone calls you and you're like I'm glad my phone isn't 4D right now because if it was this person would definitely hang up right away and imagine one day they add that feature and you just have to like use mouthwash and
clone every time someone calls you and uh your friend Darren calls and you're like and he's just like wait have you been eating snacks again that would Be funny okay who's Mike do you want to go it's just hard for me because okay because because of what you just said one of the most insane things that I've ever heard that's crazy that's crazy yeah I don't he did it yeah yeah you won dude just because of w oh I I want to play that game all day with do youall want to do One-on-one um or
can I use can I use would you mind if I could would you mind if I could use your notes for it let me see one of them's like a [ __ ] Manifesto no no by way of execution on the 9th of June man he's like no no not not give me that one back well that was crazy they're roasting me no no actually could have been anybody it could have been anybody no I just I never seen hand not yeah I Think it's a notes thing it's a note bro anytime someone whips out
notes I got it you're gonna hear about it these are my standup uh jokes we love your stand up as well yeah can we hear another yeah I'm trying to find one for Mike to do how many notes do you have that's crazy I think I've done it like six or so times that's awesome also these half sheets of paper oh here we go yeah I RI I like so that I can like hide it in my arm while I'm doing the jokes like try To be natural still yeah for sure no one would even
know here do you want to try this top one I think it's good I haven't really figured it out okay yeah I'll give it a shot have it's more of a good observation that I haven't figured out the punchline too but you can see if y'all can come up with punch lines maybe he's pretty funny he can do it have you ever been Stu why do you underline them am I supposed to emphasize no it's just So that when I'm looking briefly I can remember the main aspects got it have you ever been stuck in
traffic and you pick one car to compare yourself to and if you're ahead of them you think okay I'm winning but then if they pass you you think you're doing bad it's like you forgot you're in traffic suddenly you're in a uh in in the in the slowest suddenly you're does does this say something About slaves no right okay sorry I might have misread that so it it looks like it says suddenly you're in the slave trade I'm not kid I but when you pass you you're doing bad it's it's it's a little you that
does that's not what it says suddenly you're in the slowest Lane in the world oh sorry sorry suddenly I couldn't rate like like in pencil oh that was the punch line I Can see if I can find a one with a better uh can I do one yeah sorry I think you blew it well it's just no you really comprehension and and now like I put him in a like almost like a a pickle because he didn't write that uh obviously but here I'll let you do number two on there okay okay make sure you
understand the gist first before yeah okay oh okay all I all right can we all just agree that cats are the funniest Animals I see so many funny cat videos and I wonder what they're thinking are they thinking why do cats have nine lives if I had nine lives that would be crazy I know first what I would do is jump off a bridge to to to Pro everyone need who ashamed to jump off like to prove to people who like said would you jump off a bridge if your friends did oh oh oh to
prove yeah uh I'm brand new to standup so I go up there and just try these uh And so like I I'm not saying I'm not like fully confident yet well also these are ER you can't give someone's material to someone else do you know what I'm saying like these are built for you and these are great I haven't even gotten great laughs off these on stage yet so I'm giving you a hard no no no no no no I they're going to be great you got to find two of them right can you can
you do can you do a a Zinger like is there One surely one's got I could tell someone else's joke oh yeah yeah I have all the money I'll ever need if I die by four o'clock if I die before what if I die by four o'clock oh oh nice here I can look at some more I have written down you don't have to Dax I'm so dude this is like the worst thing ever tell I told you I already I said we suck it was the first thing I said bro so like Don't you
know I hope your expectations weren't too high coming in let's see Dex you did you don't have to do you want me to do I actually do you're um let's see uh if your coffee if your coffee shop has one of those passive aggressives no Wi-fi pretend it's the old Day signs I'm going to smoke in there and pay 50 cents for coffee yeah yeah maybe we just move on to what you were going to say yeah that no that one I like that's not mine that one not yeah yours are better 100% a lot
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to eBay from the drop to your doorstep eBay doesn't play games with your sneaker game just look for that blue check mark the sneakers you love checked by experts ensure your next purchase is the real deal visit ebay.com for terms back to the show I am just new to Comedy so like not claiming to be like a great stand-up Comedian or anything it's just something I'm interested in figuring out and trying out and just getting out there working on it seeing if I can do good at it or not that's how you make that how
you make it you have to you have to repetition oh like we we're still not good but we were terrible in the beginning of this podcast like if you were talking I would just be like so yeah what like just lose my mind bro you know like tons of interruptions I mean Dude he you know he won that street fight today but he had a lose he's lost over 14 professional fights okay so he's own 14 from a sanction fighting standpoint for boxing or wrestling pretty much everything he he he was able to get that
belt but the wrestling side but on the actual fighting side just train wreck awful awful um and was able to pull it together today because of repetition yeah keep trying stuff you know true like bro I just entered a Tetris tournament I got my ass handed to me but I did it I tried I gotta ask you something I have to ask you something because the internet is buzzing about this question are you in character uh no yeah there's no way buying that yeah there's no way it's too authentically him it is really authentically you
yeah I just imagine like behind closed doors dude could you imagine bro like he's at his house like so I go on these Dumb asses show they fall for this thing Hook Line and Sinker this [ __ ] douchebag Logan Jake's [ __ ] brother idiot Falls for it crackhead next to him Falls for it these dudes are [ __ ] morons what time we going out with Leo tonight like I can see that I can see goes out orgy immediately like the whole thing facade I'm sorry about him back to you know sorry about
sorry about that Outburst you you've written books you're An author three books yeah but they're self-published no that my book's self-published that's it's a book what is yours about well no it's it's important this is actually the only thing he's done that is actually I'll stop as you say stop being a sarcastic [ __ ] for one second uh it's a a book about my drug addiction and overcoming it and overcoming it yes did you put it out yeah it's done extremely well it's called the fifth vital tell them how Many copies you sold hundreds
of thousands of copies oh that's the bestseller is it on Amazon yep Amazon audible kdp.com kri Dr Pepper no the self-publishing website it it is and Cobo and and Barnes & Noble it's actually at the store down uh down the street oh that's impressive we can go get it down the street at the bookstore cool yeah that's awesome I wish I wish I could I'd like to be in Barnes & Noble one day you can you can Just go there and and tell them like hey I have book like I'd love for you to get
a copy and they'll put it in there and then you could just post a picture of it on your Instagram wait say that again uh you just go there and tell them like hey you should carry my book and they'll get one copy and see if it sells cool so you get a picture of it like look it's cool you know y'all seem like you would be good at roasting I'm he he's better than me I'm Well I I do enjoy a good roast and I I also like being roasted It's My love language with
my fiance well I don't think that is a love language it's a hate language if anything if anything yeah but but the point is like I like to have a a good laugh at myself and and you know like I don't know I like it's it's all playful banter bro I'm not I don't like true not I I don't know the key to it okay let's let's let's work through This let's let do me do me I'm I'm gonna have you roast me and I won't take it personal this is we're doing an exercise because
because I think if you're like on stage like roasting maybe some of the audience members like in like a a a nice way well I just do like crowd work that's what it is but I don't roast okay well okay uh uh you know what this isn't going to work cuz you're too nice you're too nice you want no but you should try to maybe Roast both of us and you can literally go all out and and and we won't we're not even going to R roast B like just no I'm not going to I'm
not going to re roast okay um see see if you can roast who wants to start with start with Logan roast me first you have a a controversial reputation for sure yeah your book is self-published but that I like mine yo you have it in you you have it in you you could definitely do it Bro holy [ __ ] do it it's cuz he's just so matter of fact about it it makes me uncomfortable though I I feel that yeah cuz you're not sorry I have to say this is there any chance we could
just do one more round sure okay so start with Logan um okay uh where where do you want me to go with it anywhere you want yeah do you like the last one like that I do yes yes there's there's nothing you can say that I have not heard or that will offend me Well the obvious thing is just to say like Japan what about it the suicide Force yep what about it uh you you said you lost a lot of boxing matches you're just saying you're just saying stuff that's happened no let him he's
building on oh no I that's I don't know I'm just trying to say things that are are negative yeah that was the first one was better I would say like because it was just more succinct should I do a Second roast on you oh yes okay um where where should I go with it you can get pretty much anywhere you want he used the date a a big porn star maybe there's something there are you insecure about that cuz I feel like you're supposed to go for like an insecurity or something or just like a
some because that's not inherently negative uh maybe like uh it's hard for me to like tell you how to roast me yeah true true how should I Roast you how about just go for something apparent right now like that you can see or um weird hat you got roasted fam okay okayed ain't never coming back from that one and this is you're fried buddy and then I'll say like backwards hats are out of style is that true is that even true I don't know but I'm just trying to like it's good it's good you could
definitely do it can I say quickly I I I love this [ __ ] hat and I love real tea so I Appreciate the the roast and then I could give some compliments as well no we don't need any of those no no no I hate comp we they make me feel I've as people cuz typically I'll go to uh I'll go to like whenever I have like try to like well I do videos where I like brighten people's day ideally oh I saw and I'll like try to compliment them and stuff but a couple
times I've asked people to roast me but I don't think they like to like roast me because it's Just hard to roast a stranger it's you can't do that but I feel like yeah like I so I've never had someone roast me like that but y'all could roast me if you'd like as well I'm terrible at it because and I I'll tell you this and maybe you don't believe it just having just met me I I can't be mean to people it is it is even even like as a joke like me and me and
um you did Jeff Whit's Barber Shop show so he's a good friend of mine and people say that we Have a back and forth Dynamic where we're mean to each other but I'm just bullied like he just he just makes fun of me all day and and other people call me they're like I don't know do you call this friendship like are you guys actually friends because it seems like he just talks about you being a heroin addict all day and like all this [ __ ] I can't I don't like to make fun of
people it doesn't make me feel good yeah maybe you should tell not to do that anymore Stand up for yourself no cuz it's no because I don't I don't care other people care for me yeah but uh but I just the the the idea that it's okay to to be mean to people has become a little bit more normalized and I don't mean this in like a soft way maybe it is kind of soft and maybe we do need to be soft as humans sometimes and and nurturing and loving of our brothers and sisters right
um but I just I just don't like that I don't like that energy true yeah I feel like just you have to act know what people like because you said that you and your fiance or wife fiance uh are like to roast each other and it makes yall feel more in love with each other yeah yeah playful playful ban you know you know what it is so personally for me I I like to reciprocate energy right okay and if I whether that's mean energy and we're like we're going at it whether it's like you're you're
very like very nice like I have no I'm not Going to roast you I don't even want to like make a joke like I'm not even sure I could come up with one cuz it just feels [ __ ] mean but but like you can I I don't even know you got a frocket you got what's this yeah front pocket like what do you ever what you put in there nothing that that was really good that was good right but like my question is like now like could you imagine he just walks out of here
and like you just see like a scene of him later like Kicking a rock down the street and he's just walking down the street like stupid [ __ ] shirt dude why for the rest of his day dude he's just like dude why I had okay like imagine you had a t-shirt like before this with no pocket and you were thinking about wearing that one you know like did you have outfit changes in mind today or other Ensemble for today yeah like other outfits I was going yeah did you get did you lay them out
on the bed and like choose no um but I did have A short sleeve shirt and I was like I would rather wear something that in case it's cold that like could potentially be warmer smart and and that's versatile yeah because you can go up with it cuz I've yeah the this outfit in general is fantastic dude and those I've been wearing a lot of those at home that kind of like long like comfortable soft sweater it's kind of like my I'm preparing for my dad era true you know how old are you 29 Okay
would you like to smoke weed with me no no yeah yeah just just do you have any hot uh do you have any hot takes uh like like do you have any like any controvers I don't like cereal I don't like popcorn um oh those are Burns hot takes yeah those are insane well the popcorn one is okay the cereal one when you say you don't like cere cereal uh you don't like like if if I gave you Cinnamon Toast Crunch right now which is you know God God said on the eighth day Which unfortunately
wasn't included in the week uh there will be Cinnamon Toast Crunch I do you read the Bible at all or no but I've read Genesis little excerpts or whatever like quotes yeah so it's basically have seen that yeah it's it's it's a whole thing but Sim god handed you some cinnamon toast crunch right now and said eat my son for this is you know I can't remember the exact scripture uh what what are you can do on that eat the cereal Cinnamon Toast Crunch cin toast Not cereal Cinnamon Toast Crunch specific if he said eat
the cereal for you are my son and and this is cereal wait what is the question okay uh do you do you like cinnam Toast Crunch no I don't like any cereal didn't brother I don't like the texture that's why I don't like popcorn but but but but cereal has different textures to put a blanket statement on cereal like that is it's all kind of puffy and crunchy same as popcorn especially mixed with like Milk is weird and Soggy I it just I don't like it what do what foods do you like most other Foods
uh um you ever go on a date to the the theater with a fine honey a movie theater yes uh my my ex-girlfriend yeah no popcorn though huh no she would get popcorn I don't remember what would you do if you were fishing on a bridge elevated and you you you caught uh uh what appeared to be a murder weapon Like a Knife that was used potentially in a Heinous crime yeah you're magnet fishing yes turn it in it's pretty good answer what would y'all do and I might just put it back maybe just because
it's a lot of it's a lot of got paperwork and yeah also depends what it was if it was a gun I'd probably that seem serious it was it was a knife that could be used how would you know it's a murder wife yeah that's what I'm saying has a it has like a paper tag on it that says murder weapon murder weapon yeah so The police threw it in no uhti to cover up to cover up a murder yes yes so actually you're right it was so so Internal Affairs was sniffing around on a
real bang up job that these cred cops have done and they tried to get rid of it so you can't bring it to the cops because they'll they'll kill you so what do you do with it now throw it back yes yeah I think so so yeah if is that caffeinated Prim hydration is not caffeinated okay would You like to try some um is it does it have I might be okay for now just I maybe maybe after sure I see you're drinking water yeah water is always the best hydration drink there is I drink
a lot of water an energy drink so no this is uh no this is this is a hydration beverage it's uh I know it's super popular U but I just haven't tried it no worries no worries DC yeah it's okay I'll I'll is there a flavor that you'd prefer ice Pop or uh this tastes like those those popsicles back this one available strawberry banana was available do you like strawberry banana stuff in general yeah okay you thought about that for cuz this is this I will say it's oh it's yummy oh this is great well
that worked out yeah it's 10% coconut water Dex BCAA electrolytes all that stuff it's it's look I drink a ton of water because water's great but I also drink a lot of prime What what's going on I was just curious I I I just felt like I was doing a brand deal well you are you can invoice us after yeah we invoice him because I don't get anything um can you all cut that part where I'm just Kidd yeah sure it's been cut um if you were drinking that water you see it right there tastes
yummy sorry yep thanks Dex but I wasn't paid to say that or anything thanks Dax what uh sorry if you were drinking That water right there and it had been water the whole morning right and then you took a sip of it and it was confectioner sugar out of nowhere the whole thing was just filled with sugar what would what would you think about that that would be crazy crazy right that's basically like drinking a Gatorade which is why we entered the market less sugar less calories better for you hydration option thanks for being a
part of this brand deal Dex we Appreciate you brother yeah thanks well I wasn't paid for it it's important that you say that you know have you ever burned yourself real bad stove no no lighter uh no can you start a fire with one match yeah really how how would you do it just put it on some wood or whatever that that wouldn't work that would not work no might it's really dry it's really dry dri what do you mean put it on wood if you just took It to a really dry part of the
forest or something and lit the match yeah that could potentially work you want to start a forest fire with one match well I don't want to but you're asking if I could I guess I was more talking about more contained like survival type of TP kindling oh Tinder could you build a fire if needed yeah if you had to survive in the wilderness for like five days you think You could do it yeah really what would your strategy be just walk around and I don't know get some water and stuff no it's not going to
cut it going to cut it you'd have to boil the water You' have to boil the water that's a good answer I'm sorry you have to boil the water that's one of the better answers I've heard bacteria just I guess find a running stream oh yeah why did you say it no I just like the answer just because it was Just it was it it made it such a jovial scenario you know most people panic you just simply just walking around and looking for some water is [ __ ] awesome dude like how how did
you do in school uh all right yeah do you have a celebrity crush yeah who is it uh there's a lot a lot of crushes yeah who who are they uh maybe um a couple that would come to mind would be Rosalia or dojacat or Penelope crw um yeah there's a lot of people wait Those wait were those wait those were all Latinas are you in the Latin do cat Latin oh sorry yeah [ __ ] that up I boxed that dude sorry do uh I like everyone yeah yeah you are you a fan of
of roselia's music uh yes I like that song sayoko oh yeah yeah is there a song with raal called baso is that what it's called can I get some help here to the Latinos yeah my girlfriend makes me listen to it pretty much twice daily sayoko uh no the the Other one with her her ex-boyfriend Ral oh okay yeah they they split up are you did your parents stay together um yes oh nice that's awesome oh congrats we're both products of divorced homes okay yeah it's it was a terrible terrible trauma for both of us
that continues to kind of sit with us and and I've gone to hours hours of therapy to try to reverse the damage that it did to my soul my mind my body led me down a terrible path of drug addiction that just continues to Torment every part of my being MH um sorry you should do therapy or something he's on it cool um I actually don't go to therapy I just tell people that I'm going whatever works for you that's exactly what I I do Nina Nina goes go go baby I think I really think
you need to see that there I'm like make it it's a very very man then I never do I never it's such a bad thing I only do when it [ __ ] really hits the fan and I call up Robin I'm like Rob Robin That's her name yeah hey that's such a man thing to do bro like like girls would be like oh [ __ ] my leg hurts maybe it's strained and then they they're like oh just rest for two days guys are like oh my leg hurts it might be strain and then
you you it it it falls off and they're like somebody got to pull my leg back on you know like I felt like we kind of lost like wait what say it again yeah no don't please don't please don't cuz Maybe it could be a good standup joke you do stand up definitely couldn't I can't even stand up do you have like premises I have such bad ankles dude dude this guy I I I see him every once in a while cuz um I live in Puerto Rico but uh when I do see him and
you live in LA yeah it's so far it's like so far uh when I do see him I I noticed that every time he he progressively gets more hobbly like more like a p like a penguin when he walks he's get he's [Music] like just waiting for I don't I don't know that I could I don't know that I can uh can can can can apply this [ __ ] to stand up dude because many comedians have told me they're like dude TR give it a shot like try it because you're funny am I your
funniest friend for sure for sure Dex he is hilarious but the the routine I don't think he could it doesn't it doesn't I don't know that it'll try but I can try it he does like Situational humor like dude he he Mike is Mike is most famous humorously for picking the most random [ __ ] to make a joke about and he'll create this world with such like Vivid fiction and now everyone who's listened from you have to hear the first part of the story now everyone who's listened is like glued to this imaginary nonsensical
World he's made up and he keeps harping on it and just when you think it it's getting old he finds a way to make it funny again But it's all it's like he he creates this whole world around something he sees or hears he's like a parrot dude that seems like a good quality for like a standup comedian but I'm really I'm going to give it a shot I'm just starting so I don't know what I'm talking about but that seems like it would be good well was a boost of confidence for me it's helpful
I I for some reason I take your word even over Bobby Lee's telling me to do it he You should take his word above mine well you're tuned into pop culture it seems like thank you you're familiar with you know Bobby DOA cat well I went on their podcast once oh oh I did see you do Bobby and Cheeto Cheeto Sano nice how did you how did you feel about that did they make you feel comfortable yeah more than us H this is pretty comfortable okay all right oh nice that was a great answer by
the way I I don't mean to make you Uncomfortable I I've been told um uh maybe a little recently that I always get nervous you don't seem nervous you don't seem nervous oh I feel fine but I just usually like start off feeling pretty nervous and then I but I don't mind I just push through it that's it yeah that's it that's a that's the greatest law of life right there honestly Dax I commend your your actually courage and bravery and what you just stand up comedy is like one of The hardest things in the
world it's very nerve-wracking dude super yall you don't seem like you would get nervous like you go like you get up in front of like a ton of people ref wrestling right so so yeah yes the answer is yes do you feel nervous in those situations so now no okay when I'm up there no right before sometimes yes but actually bro this is this was kind of weird yesterday at the tetris tournament I realized when I was like in front of people like Talking that's kind of like I'm like more comfortable doing that than like
anything else now you you crushed the I just like I like yeah like I don't know it's like but I pushed through it cuz it wasn't always like that I was in fact I was really nervous and now I like it you know it's and that'll happen with standup comedy you just got to keep doing it push through it true true yeah that's what that is what Bobby said to me too he was like he was like uh I told Him that I I got nervous before our first podcast and I had that Infamous anxiety
attack right in storm BR show he was like did you have it again on your fifth podcast what about your 10th what about your 20th what about now he's so right dude he's like dud you might he's like you might sweat the first three times you might be nervous you might tank but you gotta repetition consistency is everything in this world you just got to keep getting up there True and that's what you need to do you just got to keep going yeah I've I've mostly been working on like like the first time I was
like looking through the lights like that they were so bright and I was like okay don't do that next time and then the next time I was like this like crossing my arms and I was like don't do that so now I need to work on just writing better jokes taking notes yes improving yes do you watch film Like of of your of yourself yeah because then I'll post the clips oh yeah what if people responded to the most positively on Tik Tok um the tickle challenge got the most dude I love the tickle views
that one and then one where I asked someone if they'd seen the movies and then gave them money because they were a fan how much money did you give them uh maybe just five bucks that time yeah what do you think they did with it Spent it at Target you think target was that's where we were you at Target SOA what do you think they what do you think they would have bought candy candy any spe chall what is the tickle tickle challenge was just like saying to a stranger see who can go the no
no see who laughs first what we did but instead of jokes it's tickling oh that sounds potentially yeah it's almost like a are y'all ticklish um y'all could do it on each Other I'll introduce it real quick um y want me to intr so no yeah not no or you're not you're not comfortable with it no it's not it's it's I don't mean to make you uncomfortable by saying that we're uncomfortable it's it's just uh there's I'll play with you I'll play with you you wouldn't want to do it with each other no not not
entirely just because I'll be honest with you the internet would love to have a clip of us tickling each other they really would it Would and it would be used also like personally getting around you ever since your elbow touched my knees been a little different I know was that in a weird context cuz why is that such a big deal yeah it was super weird it was in a really weird context okay oh I I think I can guess yeah we shouldn't we shouldn't have been that close to each other but y'all were in
a sexual situation allegedly yeah this is Allegedly and by the way allegedly also a very long time ago yeah allegedly and allegedly was you know it was like a group I was asleep I was I was woken up I was woken up yeah by you know like a couple of sirens like okay so no tickle challenge we'll do something else um okay what what else I think it'd be funny if you try to tickle Logan to see if I can make you laugh should we do tickle challenge Uh I might be uncomfortable yeah okay no
that's what about me is making uncomfortable you doing strangers it's like in the strangers I'm like standing up at Target and I'm like have to move some microphones around no I say we stand up and run it right now yeah um I would I only want to see you do it because because you seem apprehensive about it and I want to see you do something I just want to see him do something like he's Like you grab the camera can you grab grab the camera Caleb maybe shoot with that camera right for this tickle Challenge
and then Kevin I think shoot on your phone as well uh okay what I was just gonna tell you don't overdo it because then you're going to scare him off no I'm not bro or he might not no okay wait is right here like just pretend it's your Tik Tok do you want to get away from the table or do you want to get a little closer Caleb is that Good this is I mean this is solid I could zoom in too okay Logan uh liked the tickle Challenge on my Tik Tok and wanted to
give it a try himself so let's give it a try whoever laughs first loses you can go that that was no it was not that was it was a crunch it was a crunch bro this is going to be the dumbest Tik Tok ever I lost so I won no cool bro I like laughing a lot would you Would I really would you be would you be down for best two out of three no okay so you're pretty ticklish I guess you got my me in the spot my ribs dude I just oh yeah that
is that usually your target uh I don't usually do it I I've only done it one other time dude sometimes if my fiance gets fired up she'll attack those ribs she she'll get like you ever had your girl ever get aggressive like Ag and she's like trying to take you down like pin your arms down And tickle you my girlfriend is Cuban when she tickles me it's generally with a weapon and it's because I didn't respond to a [ __ ] picture of two cat cartoon cats throwing kisses at each other that she [ __
] sent me in my DMs and I'm wondering why there's a woman with a loaded handgun poed at my [ __ ] head saying manaso k k you don't like you don't like you don't think funny she's [ __ ] half Canadian I don't even know no why I gave her that accent I'm sorry mostly to you Dax I'm gonna be honest Dax I apologize Dax is there anything else you want to say is your last name really flame yeah what the heck no no that's a stage name no is it Flame is a flame
is it flame okay is your real name Dax no that's a stage name shut the [ __ ] up well I think most people know that uh well not most people like you should know that but I mean Like it's public information if they want to know that what is your real name um Madison that's a sick name thank you where were you where did you grow up uh Texas oh you're from Texas you're you're gun toen guy I don't have a gun Second Amendment [ __ ] uh no what I I don't have a
gun yeah yeah cuz yeah mutual combat what there's a there's a mutual combat law in Texas where two people agree to fight in Texas mutually okay it you're not held liable on either Side I see so are you asking my opinion I don't really know what I'm doing oh like like in general in my life same I think a lot of people don't know what was that at the end there what was that voice at the end um can you say exactly what you just said one more time a lot of people don't know well
you didn't say it that well I said I wasn't I wasn't sure if what I said so I just said it inant way yeah yeah okay I think a lot of people don't know what they're Doing in life uh and so you just have to try different things out and just enjoy each moment you're in a Mr Beast challenge you know Mr Beast I'm in a Mr Beast challenge it's hypothetical okay you know Mr Beast yes if you're in a Mr Beast Challenge and you win a $1 million what do you do with it maybe
start doing give I I I can H I can stop stressing about money and then I can do bigger giveaways when I do giveaways um the biggest I've given away Is like a TV I've given away a free TV a couple times and then besides that maybe like $20 here in there um but I think it'd be cool to give away like a thousand bucks or something and would you make any big expenditures Lamborghini udus presidential Roy no I'm not that into those kind of things uh but I do like traveling maybe I would take
a cool Tri oh nice where would you go um maybe to New York but I could go there anyways But like at some point but um maybe Europe okay anywhere in Europe specifically um anywhere would be cool have you been to to Europe you have do you have any do you have any pickup lines no h how how do you uh get girls uh already not dat a lot at the moment but if I were to date I would maybe just try going on a dating app or if it's like a friend of a friend
situation then maybe there would just be natural chemistry and then we would ask to go to Dinner or something what are some green flags in if you're looking for a relationship with someone connecting with someone being attracted to each other and uh liking each other and all that what about and being healthy and stuff mentally healthy or whatever what about red flags um cheating on each other yeah bad bad the wor obviously um yeah yeah yeah for sure I got a quick should be the easiest question of the Day um what would you consider to
be the purpose of life I don't know what do you think same okay same exact boat I think I know yeah what what love that's the only thing I can I can I can say that makes me feel like I actually have a purpose here on this planet love and do you think uh assaulting Bradley Martin helped you feel more of that today he sign the waiver I mean you beat up a bodybuilder It was unfair and he's a friend of mine he it's not nothing to stop it not a single thing I tried my
absolute best while also still shooting the the video that I'm shooting it's just going a great video you know how sometimes you have to completely abandon all your morals in order to get make it I sure do I think you need to try not to do that no no you're absolutely right kid I'm Kidd you're absolutely right I'm kidding dude I'm kidding I I completely joking about that unless of I mean depending on The View count just Dax flame that was it sarcasm do do you have anything else you want you like to talk about
here um do y'all have any other questions or do yall have any questions you want me to ask you I I don't yeah is there yeah can you ask me um can you ask me what I'm what I have to do later on today uh what are you going to up to Later um I'm not quite I'm not quite sure yet thanks for watching impulsive and have a good day cool
