[Music] i almost died i was away from keyboard and thinking i was safe then i tap out and these goddamn phantoms oh my gosh dude i forgot em yeah stop just let me leave you did nothing nothing i hate them so much they're so dumb too you're dumb you can't hit me you can't fly oh my god are they worth killing no i'm going bad guys good start uh good morning gamers welcome back to minecraft hardcore if i die i die these are the rules i have one friend in this horrible world and his name
is i changed his name to he's my best friend in that right he's a bit what's the word without getting the monetized not want a living but don't worry it's safe he'll live forever don't worry you'll live forever in this horrible world i did a bunch of boring stuff off camera so you won't see a lot of differences we got a lot of these guys now how you doing have you liked and subscribed the hardcore all right so we have a lot of chiquita bonitas now i was extremely extremely lucky i repeat i cannot understand
i i have fortune three watch this efficiency five which took me forever to get in my other world mending you you're useless i'll kill you later loading three and unbreaking three that's all i need that's all i need right what are these useless okay on you feather falling oh sweet do i have that i should probably get that next yeah the problem is my level is so low that i haven't actually done anything i just put mending fortune and unbreaking on my pickaxe and efficiency god damn that's a good pickaxe now hell yeah since i
never played hardcore before i never realized just how important it is to have good gear and now i actually want to live i don't know if cartographers are the easiest way to make money but considering have a desert next to me it feels like a done deal look we also have a woodland explorer map now so we could do that and i don't know i don't know this is the life that i'm living what up jurgen you're living life how's it going stop complaining my god sheeps have a place now so i could make more
beds i don't need pigs right i built a farm for my and it's very good it was a bit scary but i was afk in here for like over the night i don't see how i would die by being afk but that's why when i went and tabbed out on my computer it didn't pause the game and i almost died if i die at least let me die on camera that's all i ask uh one thing i want to do today is i want to spruce up my another thing a little bit i started working
on it and then i'm like they're just gonna get mad at me yeah you see they're just gonna get angry if i do too much so let's do that the pigs would keep coming in and i don't want them to come in and then i accidentally don't have gold boots or something stupid so i put these doors on it looks sick doesn't it look cool with the red so i thought we'd make some windows because we're not in the most practical biome here at least i don't know maybe we are i don't know enough about
minecraft but it's the prettiest biome in the nether i think so it'd be cool to have some windows to kind of like open it up a bit i don't know if it makes sense but i'm doing it look at that it looks like it makes it cozy in a weird way i realize just how differently i play hardcore as opposed to because i watched some of my older episodes of my original minecraft series and it's just me talking to pets 90 of the time which is really funny and i kind of miss it a little
bit but i can't find any oh i have this stupid bee dude red glass it's gonna look sick nice and modern look at that beautiful oh my god i could really use some netherite maybe i'll farm some netherright and now i can actually do it because i have a good pickaxe oh you know what will look cool i just realized oh this is scary i don't like this oh god fingers just become sweatier in the nether have you guys ever watched like climbing videos on youtube fingers get sweaty it's the same thing this is as
hardcore does that look cool i hope it does yes oh my god i need to remind myself of the constant danger here you know we'll add some lights oh that's sick have i covered all the holes are there any holes no all right we're good in the beginning i was just messing around i'm like i don't really care i was like i don't i spent so much time doing stuff in these so yeah i've literally just been playing bedrock version on minecraft which i highly do not recommend it's absolutely awful i don't understand why it
exists i just wanted to play on my couch but it's been really fun and i've learned a lot more about minecraft and it feels kind of like the most useless skill in the world to understand there's simple nuances between different enchantments yep i used to play this on a run ironically now it's unironically i just realized i wanted to build different floors i can't really do all right whatever oh yeah i remember now i got these this will make it look cool oh that looks sick yeah i also have some oh god i also have
some good exciting news tomorrow we are shooting the coco melon video at last there's been so much difficulties and you'll know once the video is up why that means kobe obviously being one of them but i'm very excited i look forward to that i'm just living the life you know this is my life and i'm living it i'm a happy guy what can i say i am locked out i have all these shroom lights that i got i don't know how to make them look good see that looks kind of awkward i tried over here
it still looks weird but you know it is what it is this is my road to the nether castle which i don't think i need to go to but damn it's cool the new nether update is just amazing it looks so sick so i'm lisping i don't know why uh let's find some netherright and then i can level up a little bit because that's what i need to do more than anything i need to be level 30. oh my god i never had efficiency 5 before i efficiency but cool oh god am i pissing off
any pigs i'm so paranoid hardcore mode gives me trust issues gold hold on oh god do they spawn less on java edition because i found them everywhere on bedrock there we go nice yeah heal my axe oh that was fast dude nice let's go this is one isn't it there we go our first nether right pivotal moment right here it's just one isn't it all right i'll take it i'll take it i'm digging this way so i can use this tunnel to go to the nether castle if i need to because it feels a lot
safer than me falling into lava right but it is nauseating i'm not gonna lie oh god that's gonna hurt how do i you can stop now stop it oh my god does it ever stop jesus very cool let's let's go this way can i have this in my off hand and it lits up oh that's that's so cool stop i hate lava stop stop cool let's go this way the thing is i could just run forward like this but i could also run into lava which is not epic dare me to do it no no
i need those stop uh here we are again mr lava yes no is the scramble going to be a problem yes it was you figured it out felix you're a genius oh lava city is there a way to deal with that i don't know how we're okay i just don't touch it i don't even care stop this [ __ ] dude oh my god lava city i don't have fire protection on anything stop my god yeah baby number two let's go is that it just one thanks notch thanks a lot could they be in the
ceiling uh okay all right i understand all right just two more we can do this i swear that i thought i heard something oh my god i'm so this is like playing horror games for me guys the pigs are like the cops in cyberpunk you just turn around and they're there see how much i'm leveling up from this case incredible this is like nauseating to look at there we go oh my god you gotta be kidding me ah that's not good could i grab the lava with a bucket yes i can cool stop stop jesus
yeah baby number three come on b2 yeah [Music] we're done home sweet home oh that reminds me that reminds me of another thing i would really want to build like faster way for me to get up here it's kind of annoying having to walk these stairs all the time up and down yeah let's do that but first let's check out our guard church the holy sanctimony the furnace church i will cook my debris in my dining table as one does people who complain i didn't use furnaces as floor uh what is this yeah apologize apologize
now see how much we level up from that guys okay boom boom boom now that's a fat pickaxe dude yes you guys are living rent free you know go kill something i don't know oh god don't hit me oh god don't can you walk away i don't like that so i have a lot of beef but people said that golden carrots are actually better so maybe oh that's definitely what i wanted to do thank you my crime so maybe i should just stop take your time oh my god maybe i should grow some carrots i
need the best of the best if i'm gonna make it right oh god i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry it wasn't me don't look at me like that you're sexy and big can someone make a resource pack and turn him into carlos thank you sorry ricardo ricardo my bad my bad ricardo all right give me the potato this is actually i need to put a fence here this is like i don't know how strong they are but i have a feeling they're going to kill me pretty quick if i hit them by mistake
if jacksepticeye is watching this he's crying right now his precious taters i know how much they mean to him right okay all right chiquita bonita how are we doing down here uh yeah give me this thank you okay let's build our roller coaster system here i think that's what we need more than anything at this point we spent hours gathering this [ __ ] sand and now i'm just using it for nothing i spent hours building this god church but now i'm just using things life is cruel full of disappointment guys never forget with no
expectations come no disappointments never forgetty one two three four five one two three four ah okay [ __ ] i should have done it one earlier [Music] how do i get around i'll think about it later if you got a problem just solve it later that's that's the best way to do things trust me guys uh this is awful all right well here's our beta version you know what that's actually not too bad that actually kind of works in this really strange way i have nowhere to walk here but whatever whatever uh does it work
down oh amazing oh this couldn't be more perfect okay let's say i want to go to the mines i click a button and that changes a piston so i no no you're not going you're not going anywhere so it changes the piston down here i'll have to draw a signal all the way though and then it goes all the way to the mine and another button that says okay i want to go to the fishing pond and then it or i want to go to the portal and then it changes another that'd be cool i
like that kind of [ __ ] but obviously first of all oh we gotta see if that likes the railroad can bees writing in uh in minecarts i'm thinking yes or i could just literally just put another track that goes out there i guess that's the easy way to do it one track goes to the mine one track goes to yeah that's probably the easiest way i don't have to [ __ ] around with redstone hey time to wake up let's get his honey oh got an achievement for that all right what can i do
with honey bottle i can make a honeycomb block or a honey oh ooh honey blocks would be really useful i'll put that in the redstone you're right you're free come with me come with me come with me come with me come with me come with me oh oh come on i can't keep fighting you hey you're gonna go in there roller coaster you're gonna love it trust me it's safe nothing bad is ever oh my god oh my god just come is the door too thick you're too thick for the door no you're fine oh
look at you you're so cute come here come here come here come here god damn oh my god what a beach yes don't [ __ ] with me all right now go here he loves it you can fly you know that right you fly over the fence thank you there we go here we go here we go all right guys this is his first time so be nice to him all right don't worry they laugh because they're jealous and they pretend like they're better and but no one that laughs at other people is better than
anyone you hear that people who judge others do so only to feel better about themselves but people who are strong independent competent and beautiful like you we don't care now get in the boat i mean uh get in no you need to i need you to i need you to go in it oh my god it's working [Music] yeah you did it well done oh you're going back again he oh he went into the void he loves it yeah i was laughing now chumps you're too fat to getting one now how do i get you
out of that all right don't worry don't worry hang tight i'm gonna get help where's my fishing run don't worry i got you i'ma pull you out nice and safe so i don't hurt you all right this looks like you're a little stuck there buddy oh my god wait there's a way to see the block it's like ctrl shift b or something is it b narrator narrates chat what hello pewdiepie underscore epic says hello oh my god this means i can talk to the p pewdiepie underscore epic says b says get me out by yeah
sorry now we know how to how to pronounce your name pewdiepie underscore epic says bfftpp all right pewdiepie underscore epic says bbb that makes sense he is a bee all right let's just be careful yes you're free don't escape do not escape this is not your chance to escape get it come back here uh oh that's right i remember seeing a a bee in the desert right maybe we should go and get it so we can have many people that'd be sick right right all right you know where you live you know where you live
and it's not in the wall go go left go left my dude please you have the iq of a goddamn bee for some do not escape i'm gonna give you some action all right i'm gonna get you some i know you're lonely don't worry crafting thank you thank you game crafting uh i know i am aware how do i turn that off now god damn it so wait can these guys are they actually too fat or can they actually go in one go in go in my dude trust me they're too fat they must be
too fat can i put a leash on you are you gonna hurt me my god i can put a leash on them that's [ __ ] up [Music] that's so weird uh something yes i know yeah you're my uh you're my uh servant that's what i was gonna say you're my servant follow me listen up can i bring you to the nether can you like shut up in the nether for me yeah yeah follow me servant trust me this is gonna be awesome we're gonna have fun trust stop resisting we're gonna have fun i don't
understand why they never listen to me all right i might have to cut into this a little bit come on yes he went nice all right kill listen up we're going to kill is it too big kill him oh my god yeah [ __ ] him up hell yeah oh you don't look too good are you okay oh this is amazing i can just keep you here like my littlest crafting servant kill him i don't like them they always come in my house oh there we go yes perfect this is the test of skill two
hogling three hog links dude all right you go you go my dude you're free you're free no no no no no don't [ __ ] out on me dude are you not doing it you have to do something i am oh sh oh god oh god they're gonna oh oh he's oh he's wrecking oh my god left and right oh yes dude you're awesome keep doing that keep doing your thing man crafting i know yeah servant go dude i'm bringing you everywhere crap you're amazing all right dude let's go back what's your name dimitri di
meteria come here crafting oh my god it's so annoying all right dimitri look at me you're with me now you understand crafting large chest oh i like the sound of that don't you don't you like that too dimitri i bet you do you honky bastard all right you look cool you look real good oh it's so tempting to make him fall god forgive me dimitri it was it was a prank this is a prank dude i wasn't gonna do it large chest i know i like it was just a prank bro come on i would
never hurt the meteorite it's my favorite chest i know it's a goddamn large chest i made the large chest it's my large chest all right see you later man what's that where did dimitri go uh he's just chilling he's fine don't worry about it don't worry about it all right let's get some more gamer bread oh they're asleep large chest it's make yeah it makes me laugh rabbiting search items edit box search items edit box break up gamer cartographer button narrator off thank you oh my gosh chiquita bonita you always sleep with your eyes open
cheeky tabonita i know there was a spawner if you guys remember on the very first episode there was a spider spawner somewhere i want to find it again oh my god it's actually worth picking stuff up now oh there it is i didn't make my mind so fast i don't even notice oh yes give me give me give me give me oh my god no no yes oh it's only nope here we go nice oh what's that eight i'll take it oh my god that gave me a heart i forgot about that jesus hey gravel
gravel revenge die oh my god right away hell yeah 17 let's go so i basically have a forever pickaxe now that's super good i've been playing minecraft wrong all this time there's so much stuff i could have done oh i don't like that why y'all [ __ ] there ah what you doing i saw you come out where'd he go oh my god that's so spoopy come back oh god oh no this is not a survival horror game oh my god where did he go oh my god my mind blown yes i might gravel with
another right pickaxe oh my it could have been a creeper where where did [ __ ] come from i see you [ __ ] why are you spawning there [ __ ] oh my god stop where are they spawning from they probably like this little corner don't they there you are you stinker oh wait [Laughter] die die god damn it well you should have you should have died not on my watch [ __ ] oh my god they're coming from i'm here hello [ __ ] oh jesus i don't have the nerfs man i'm the
coward i'm a little scared i'm not gonna lie guys but i said i wouldn't go up before level 30 so that's what we're doing oh i see you oh my god you creepy son of a oh they disappear in water don't they see i know minecraft i learned ah [Music] oh god it's scary oh nice we got another one sweet ah there's two that is dangerous that's what a coward would say of course of course nothing is dangerous if you're swedish and handsome i joke about being handsome and then i realize it seems like i'm
gloating now and me saying that by the way guys the official source in the world said it uh oh here's trouble oh mother [ __ ] goddamn gang bang here blow hello yeah oh yeah that's what i say if i see a creeper there it is that's my cue to get out am i on the water yes yes i am oh it's daytime yes whoa that's kind of trippy all right this is definitely not where the spider cave is the spider case is on that side all right that's good to know home sweet home baby
yeah chiquita bonita how you doing you having a lot of being bound chicken wow now i can just ride my i could just walk up which is what i wanted oh there you are i'm suffering from success here guys i throw away money yeah i don't care yeah uh yeah that's what i oh my god see how much faster that was all right successful mining i'd say the least we could burn down this entire island with this coal i'm gonna make myself some boots give me something good blast protection deathstrider sweet that's what i wanted
now i just gotta hell yeah this is going great i need a book and i need my money my money there we are i don't even need my money let's put feather falling four on those and now we got ours oh i gotta put mending on number two now we got ourselves some goddamn good boots hell yeah so apparently vegans who throw it through a fit and they said that the better food is not beef the better food is golden carrots this sounds like a mr peace video this is what i eat now damn we
went from poor to rich real fast look at that [ __ ] just gotta improve this one and this one put netherride on them but get a better sword and we're sorted eight carrots now gamers that's it for this episode hardcore minecraft it's very different but it's really fun it's very exciting hope you guys enjoyed this series if you do show support smash like that was my whatsapp and i see you guys oh wait i gotta do it like this i don't have face game and i see you guys in the next episode yeah bro
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