LOOKS LIKE UNO IS BACK, THEN POE 2: DAWN OF THE HUNT [2025/04/04 VOD]

Hello. Let's go, Fanatic. or whatever. Hello, Stard Cammy. Who knows? Back for today. It is. I don't know if it'll be back back, you know, but we'll see. dude, I'm actually so excited for Path of Exile, too. What the [ __ ] Cararissa, thanks for the 54 months. They said morninging. Sorry about this, Guys. I don't know. Not sure what that's about. Sorry about that. Let's see. Where would this look good? Maybe like here. What's up everybody? I hope we've all been good. Hey Noral, thank you for the 49 months. They said this is the

longest I've ever committed to anything. Loser, you're not going to heaven. Speaking of heaven, dude, I watch the most God Related movie, even more so than the [ __ ] Covenant last night. It was called It was actually It was interesting though. It had uh the late Bill Paxton in it. And if only I could remember the name. Let me check. Bill Oh, that's so pretty. Bill Paxton religious murder movie. Frailty. It was called Frailty. It just made me want to watch a lot of Bill Paxton movies. Bacon is 8 to 10 Right now. Get

ready for him to be 20 minutes late. Yep. So, this is the new lighting setup. Dude, I finally figured out I It's not completely set up right now, but it's um it's uh I figured out how to set up my dual PC stream. Um it's it's actually a lot more simple than you'd expect. All I needed the entire time was to send my Apollo Twin audio to just any mixer. Wait, do you think Bill Paxton to Tombstone is POB coded? Oh, cuz of the mustache. Let me check. Surprise, it's me. Bill Paxton tombstone there. Um,

maybe. Nah, not really. But I have seen Oh, wait. This one for sure. This picture for sure. I don't know which display this is going to show. Okay, it doesn't look like it's showing a display. Hm. This seems like An oversight. Let me just try to figure this out. Yes. Yes to this. The green tea mints. Thanks for the 21 months. I said looking bright and alive. Steon. Thank you. Why does your skin look so clear? Mine does. Hold on. Let me zoom in on this. Uh my skin probably looks clear because of this this

Uh bloom filter on this. I guarantee if I take this off, you'll the cracks will start to show MV Derflin. Thanks for the five gifted Why does it look like one of my pupils is a little Mer Derlin? That's huge. Do I have a lazy eye? Wait, but actually, do I Wait, do I do I do I really have I had one I Thought that was common knowledge. I I don't know. I never noticed. I have two lazy eyes. Mikey, dear, thanks for the 50 months. Maybe a little. Yeah. I hate to find out this

way, you know, but Oh my god. Go back on. Come on. There we go. No one. No. Everyone has one eye larger than the other. Are you serious? Zoom out, please. I have to get the filter back on, [ __ ] Stop telling me What to do. Okay. Okay, son. Here's your tie. I hope you have a good good night at prom. Why won't this go back on? This is pissing me off. Oh, this is pissing me off. Oh my god. Oh, wait. There we go. Come on. [ __ ] it. It's not It's not

on very well, but it's on enough. Sick. Good morning, everybody. Uh, yeah, you heard right. It is Uno Day. That it is. Whoa. This is weird. Wait, I kind of like this in a weird way. It's strange, but it's like there's something about it. It's stylish a little bit. Yeah. What the [ __ ] Cool. Okay. You love this song? I don't think I've ever heard it. Oh, it's Half Alive. Got to get another energy drink. Proud by mill. Thanks for the 11 months. He said good morning. Shadow of the plant is nice. You know,

I tried to hide the big um pole behind it with that Plant and it just does not seem There you go. You can't even see the Can you believe the Minecraft movie even made fun of people that that use the word the term unal alive? Did you guys hear about that? You're going to see it tomorrow? I heard it. I heard it got bad reviews, but I heard it's not that bad. It's 2025. Croa, thanks for the 48. The four years they said happy to be her per Usual. I heard it's so bad it's fun.

Jack Black is always on the bleeding edge of comedy. You know, it's I know you say that as a joke, but um actually, never mind. He's had Tenacious D, Tropic Thunder, School of Rock, Nacho Libre, who did who the director of Nacho Libre, I'm pretty sure, did the Minecraft movie. He seems like he'd be a good Friend, to be honest. I hope Jack Black is a good dad. It feels like he's a good dad, but you never know. But it I pray I do praying. You ever heard of that? I wish he was my dad.

I'm going to send this to I'm going to send this to everybody. Stardw Cammy, thank you for the five gifted. Amazing. Thank you, Stardw Cammy. Mulch, appreciate it, dude. This is I love the light in this. This is crazy. It's a It's not even that obnoxious. I'm genuinely shocked that just uh having that big ass light Jesus Christ changed so much. How about that? Looks like the sun coming in. Yeah, except it's forever. Oh my god, it's 11:59. I should join the Discord. Uno. Oh, banana. Uno. I'm actually so excited. And I'm very excited for

PoE, too. I hope I don't um I hope I get addicted. Honestly, I would love to have Well, it doesn't do well, does it? Um, uh, no, not really. Yeah, unfortunately, Bacon just went into OT, so we're going to be here a while. Oh my god, did dude, every time I have something to do, I go to [ __ ] overtime. It doesn't make any sense, dude. It's got to be a Mental thing. Your unwillingness to lose. Don't do me. No, I mean, I like I'm throwing. My team just randomly steps up when it's required.

They know. They know that it's Uno day. Oh, they know. Don't worry, I'm sure Janet will be late to her own thing. You think you're going to get Why is this so [ __ ] loud? I'm gonna die. Ste, honestly, like I wasn't going to play, but if you get addicted, I'll play. Okay, excellent. And you'll be able to guide me through. Yeah. Um, okay. This needs to go to desktop output and be quieter. There we go. What the [ __ ] man? I just wonder if you're going to interface well with the more complicated

mechanics of the game, you know. So, sorry. I'm just trying to fix how loud Uno is. I also had that issue. I had to like turn it down and then turn it down again inside the game itself. Hello. Hello. Thank you for being here today, everybody. I just want to say, hey, thank you for being alive. Janet, the bacon's not here. Happy partner anniversary day. Happy partner anniversary day, queen. Oh, thank you so much. Happy anniversary day. Happy partner anniversary, queen. Anniversary day, we queen. Happy anniversary day, weeb. Okay, now Steve, can you make the

lobby since it's my Partner? Dumb dog has to make the lobby. I will. I will, but chamber with the 3k. That's tough. Oh, are you guys watching the um throwing No, Fanatic won. But we're watching Bacon OT. He's an OT right now. It's really sad. Oh, okay. Okay, perfect. Okay, you guys. Yap. I'm going to keep yapsy with I'm going to keep yaping for long. Oh, no. Wait, hold up. I got to watch this. Bacon, turn your music off. Um, okay. Wait, is this a DMCA Kendrick? Seems like a nice guy. All right, let's see

how he plays this. Our jet [ __ ] DC. Your jet DC. Well, surely you could clutch up, though. Okay, you're going to want to mute in our Discord so I don't hear you twice cuz I want to be able to coach you during this or like uh commentate over you. Delayed by like 30 seconds, man. 30 seconds, man. Okay. Bacon gets a really horrible pick Mid. Gets traded immediately. No alult to be able to come back. Why can't I hear myself [ __ ] my life? Can I hear myself? Okay, never mind. It's It's

Jo 24. Is this over or is ISO going to step it up? Let's see. Iso, he's the most cowardly duelist ever. I do hate that you sort of sect hitting the jet. That pissed me off, man. I love how you don't even bother to try to help him with smokes. I mean, he smoke I can smoke that trip For you. Watch this. Watch. Check this out. Now you can get past that easy. Wait, is the triple on the top of the box? Yeah, you won't expect this. This is a really nice play from the ISO

flanking from the same direction that the There's no one going to be holding from a link. There's no one holding from a link. Just Just peek it at Oh my god. Wait, there's actually no one. What the [ __ ] What is this? This is kind of sick though. 2v4. You guys win this. Yeah, like he like he's in the hospital. Oh, that hurts. Okay. He's he he's he's moving slow. Like he's actually sick. He cowarded it too hard. Okay. Bacon. He's the most cowardly ISO I've ever seen. Like 13 and 20. And there's a

reason. Guys, I just got a hype chat on Twitch. I'm going to try to share this. There we go. Thanks, guys. How are your stocks looking today, Steve? Hold on. Let me try to figure out what the [ __ ] you mean. How are my stocks looking today? You mean the stocks are Has the crash happened? It's happening, man. Is there actually a crash happening right now? I mean, the Dow is down 5.1%. It was down 4% yesterday. Well, we're cooked, man. Good thing I don't have stocks. This guy has never believed in stocks. Yes,

I have $600 underneath my blanket. He invested in gold and silver. I invested in goats. I invested in Goatsy. I hate solid investment. Are we bringing Uno back? All right, I'm launching. See about that. Yeah, we'll see how this day goes, guys. Let's see how it goes. Yeah, let's just see how it goes. Let me know when you sent me the cheekiest of invites. I'm going to remember how to do this. Reach K, thank you for the 49 months. Says, "Happy Bright Room Friday." Yes. Loading. Come on. Okay, Janice definitely. Okay, Let's get do my

partner anniversary is coming up. I I kind of for always forget that it's around this time of year. Dude, you should do Uno for it. No, I'm good. Yo, I shine this massive light at my background and it actually has it creates such a nice separation. Feel free to hop over to um my Twitch channel right now because it's uh it's actually [ __ ] crazy and I'm tired of set up the lobby. That makes a lot of sense. You know, you Take your time. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It would be better if it was. Ooh.

Is it even better when it's up above? Invite. Invite. Invite. Invite. It is very gamer girl. I love it. Are you gamer girl mode right now? Like actually. It It's very gamer girl. Oh, it's so cute. All right, the lobby's up. The invites are Out. I'm shifting F2 to accept your invite. Thank you, my gracious lord. Oh, the nostalgia is hitting right now. We're so back. Oh, yeah. You're feeling good. I'm feeling good. I'm feeling Yeah. What kind of feelings you getting? Gold. Gold. You're feeling gold. That's your future rank, bro. I saw you're still

diamond. ball. Yo, did you watch any of the games yesterday with the Danny Stuff? Like Danny's in the lobby and then Ryan and Janet and Balls. I think I watched like a Lotus game and you and you and um was that yesterday? Oh, and Danny and I had an alpha male fight. Yeah. Yeah. When you guys were clashing. Dude, I had this I had this 4K on Icebox. I don't know if anyone's linked you yet, but surprisingly no. No. Yeah. Let me let me link you real quick cuz it's absolutely It's [ __ ] vile

bro. Fanatic one by the way. Make me be a better person against who? Um against Vitality against Durka. Oh, it's a good feeling for them. I imagine the new Fanatic. The new Fanatic is just with um Crashies instead of uh Leo and Kayak instead of Derka. Is that an upgrade? I mean, I guess so if they won. Yeah, he uh diffed Kayak diffed Durka and then um the new Vitality player diff who was on ISO diff Uh Alpha on um ISO. Anyway, I'm going to watch my own clip and then um jerk off to myself.

I'll be right back. All right, look at this [ __ ] guys. I'm 32 years old, but I can I can hang with the best of a man. Like, put me on on vitality. So potentially two flanking two two silver close silver three I'm I'm lagging or something. Hold on behind you. Do you see me? Hello. Dash. Yo. Don't choke. Please. Wait. I can do this. Seriously, you got this. Don't choke. Don't breathe. Wait. Wait. What if I actually just breathe? I'm breathing. Breathe. Oh my [ __ ] god, dude. I'm the [ __ ]

greatest player in [ __ ] life. Oh my [ __ ] god. Wait. Oh my [ __ ] god. Oh my [ __ ] god. And you know what? I say one thing to Danny during his stupid ass one kill that he needs to get and he blows up at me. Oh, here. I'll play it and he Blow. Let me find this. Let me find this [ __ ] Let me find this idiot. Um, where? What round was it? Okay, someone's already clipped that I have two lazy eyes on the right. No, you obviously know

that cuz you're the throat. Why is the mob in my face? Cuz it was not um ergonomic. Where did you picture the nade? I don't know. That's a little hypocritical. Ah, here it is. Everybody, I have a nade to stop. Oh, no. No. No. Yes. Look at this loser. Not Ryan. Ryan's the best. Door clear. Door clear. 65 jet 44 sky. 65 jet. Danny just needs to kill one person. He's in a onev2. Hit 15. Oh, heaven. Come on, Danny. Please win this for us. Shut up. Let me play. Let me play. Just like for

once your life. Just shut up. For once in my life. Let me play. Okay. Now, what we're going to do is take a we're going To take a dip back into my clip and we're going to hear this [ __ ] talking literally the entire time when I'm getting when it's 1v4 reasonable crash out. Listen to Danny. So, potentially two flanking. Two two silver close. I'm I'm lagging or something. Hold on. Useless com number one. Do you see me? Do you see me? He doesn't believe I can win. Dash. Yo. Yo, don't choke. He says,

"Don't choke." Seriously, you got this. Seriously, you got this. Actually, just breathe. I'm breathing. Oh my [ __ ] god, dude. I'm the [ __ ] And I'm talking during my clutch, too. And I have ADHD. Literally 10 out of 10. The worst. I'm riddled with it. Hiccup 4. Thanks for the 49 months. I said, "I am grateful for you. Thank you." Anyway, everyone's been talking about my clutch. [ __ ] riddled with ADHD. Uhhuh. Sorry, I was um I was venting you Guys. Yeah, that was a weird transition out of nowhere. I didn't realize

I wasn't muted. Makes sense. Turns out to do a dual PC setup. I have it I have it all figured out right now, which is um I'm feeling very grateful for. Uh, all I needed the entire time, [ __ ] the Go XLR, [ __ ] another audio interface. All I needed was a mixer for audio. That allows you to Oh, for Audio. Yeah, the video wasn't a problem. I got the the video down. All I had to do was just change every monitor on this computer to 1920 x 1080. And that works with just

the one capture card. Yeah, it just sends it over in a in a manageable like ratio so it's uh it doesn't lag. Yeah, that was the issue with that same I see. And then um the audio was the biggest issue because it just wasn't sending like my audio is I mean many would describe it as Exquisite, right? Exquisite. Absolutely. Touched by an angel, smacked in the ass. Inappropriately, I think. Well, it's appropriate. Okay. My angel would only be appropriate. He's going to wake me up when Janick gets here. J, are you ready? Ready for some?

You finished? Oh, yeah. M miles ago. Perfect. Let's get this started. Shall we get Started? So, what anniversary? This is your 40th 11th. Oh, 11. Damn. You've been on Twitch for 11 years. Damn. What What year did you start? I've actually been on Twitch longer than that, but yeah. Go off. How long? How long? Since 2013. 2013. You beat out that was 2012. Let's see what the biggest crisis is in 2013. You two have been beat. To be fair, it was December 2012. Let's see what happened in 2013. It's probably rebuilding after the Mayans ended

the world. 13 unforgettable. Yeah, true, Bacon. 13 unforgettable things about the year 2013. Number one. Oh my god, there's no bullet points in this. I have to read every paragraph. [ __ ] this. Number one. [ __ ] this. Okay. 19 things that happened in 2013. There was a 35minute power outage. Oh my god. Was that a chills? Dude, that was a soft year, man. A 35minute power outage. Was there a struggle? A meteor crashed into Russia. I remember that. Oh, yeah. In the middle of nowhere, come meteor. Yeah. Wow. That was Dude, that was

[ __ ] crazy that you got the name right. Yeah, you remember the name. Wait, that was actually [ __ ] crazy that you got the name right. Like, I love meteor [ __ ] and I love Wow. How did you just I remember I would have just said Russia. You know the actual [ __ ] town this meteor Crashed in in 2013. Well, it is the last like crazy meteor though. The only meteor ever happened. That's true. In July, CERN scientists confirmed the existence of the Higs Bosen. Oh, the God particle. No one corrected

me there. Damn. Okay. Um, a monkey in a winter coat roamed in IKEA alone. I don't remember that. Oh, you don't remember [ __ ] monkey winter coat IKEA? I don't remember. I remember monkey winter coat IKEA. What is monkey winter coat IKEA? No. Making fun of me when I don't remember like um 2012 con or whatever. Oh, I know what this I didn't realize that was IKEA, but I've seen that picture before. Yeah, you've seen the picture. Yeah, I didn't know what that was related to, though. You're obsessed with this movie for 4 days,

but the image no longer shows, so I have no idea what movie they're obsessed with. Jimmy Kimmel tried to fool everyone with This girl twerking video. Lindsay Lohan was in a movie. It seems like nothing bad happened in 2013. Did anything sounds lit? Bad happened in 2013. You guys are playing for a second. Oh my god, he's back. Um, I'm going to use the six. Oh my god, guys. We haven't played this in so long. It's been 400 years. If I can change the color, I will. Son of a [ __ ] You're in trouble

now. Bacon Janet. Sorry. Partner anniversary day. Oh, how dare you? You're just threatened by me. Yeah, I'll I'll threaten you. Anniversary day and all that, you know. All right. You're just You dare parlay with me. Yeah, that's what you get. Yeah. Uh, [ __ ] myself, Janet. You dare speak against me? It's not your turn, man. Yeah, but it will be Oh, man. Out of reds. Out of reds. Oh, an eight. That's great. [ __ ] change The color. Well, you've really made this awesome for me. You don't need blues, brother. It hasn't been blue

in ages. I don't want blue. Blue. I just want to change it to yellow if that's okay. Why do we go British playing this game? Uh, probably because of code. No, are you serious? Just change the color, man. Dude, I [ __ ] can't change the [ __ ] color, bro. Don't be a [ __ ] Oh, Janet. Yes. What? Why you It's green. Green's fine. You're going to be terrified of this. Oh my god. It's another plus4. And a green two. And a green two. Another plus four. Okay. Another plus. Got a plus two.

And two. Um, let me see if I can change the color by drawing. Unbelievable. What did you say? It was a plus four and a green too, dude. Okay. Okay. No, this is good. This is good. Okay. Hello, yellow. So, uses the plus against. Yeah. Yeah. And it's back to Green. It don't feel good. Wait, you So, you basic Okay. Okay. So, it was all for nothing basically. Yeah. And what was the what was the green one? What was the green one? There's a green two, man. Green two. Copy that. Steen. There's nothing. Oh, we

we did it. We did it. Lock the [ __ ] in. God damn it. Okay, Bacon. I need you to lock in. Oh my god. I got you, buddy. Amazing, Bacon. Amazing. Okay, now let's get it to yellow. Okay. Oh, at last. I guess. Okay, you can leave me alone now. Absolutely. And now it's on yellow. This is perfect for me. I'm about to win. Let's get this to green. Four. Huh? Oh, he's really think I forgot how long he thinks. You bacon takes a long time to play cards. Time. Oh, jumpies. Oh, yay. You

[ __ ] My bad. My bad. Forgot. How does he ever green? Okay, let's see. Janet, you got a lot right now. Oh my god. Yeah. Yeah. My Bad. My bad. It's my anniversary. I was talking to people. Oh, yeah. What were you saying? Um, I was saying, "Oh, is the call quiet?" That had nothing to do with your anniversary. Blue. Oh, is the call quiet? Oh, this is amazing. Back to yellow, please. No. Why do we hate blue? It's not even the color that I was like doing. Got skipped. You're chilling. As long as

It doesn't go away from yellow. Awesome. Back to blue. Bring it on. Back to blue. Hey, back to you, Bacon. Back to blue, Bacon. Over the dumb dog at the desk. That's not blue, man. Shut. I just hate that I changed the color to green like six times and Bacon got to play like 900 greens and I didn't get to play one green. What? I don't know how Bacon still has so many cards after all those good Plays. Cuz I got plus eighted by Dumb Dog for the team. Okay, I'm going to play a red

nine. We already had that, man. Sorry. We already have that. That's old news. My god, I haven't played a card in so long. A green. Yay. Green. Hello, green. Back to you, dumb dog. Yeah, I get to play my green, too. Wow, what a good play that was. Thank you. Oh, no. Is shrouded in mystery. Green nine. Once again, like, let's get it off a green. Yeah, that would be ideal to yellow. No. Everybody love color yellow. Not blue. No. My god, Bacon. Has anyone told you [ __ ] you before? Many times. Oh, I

should probably move my camera down to the bottom right. Huh? Guys, worry about him. He's got the three cards now. Don't worry. I can capitulate him in one move. Well, not just a little frog. Take this. That was devastating, man. I wish I had a play against him. Horrible for me. Yellow. Yes. Oh, no. Wait, does he have green? No. Right. [ __ ] my life, dude. Thank you. You see me? Okay, what do we want here? We want probably yellow. If you guys win, I want you to know it's it's because I've been doing

audio issue stuff. What's your audio issue right now? Maybe I can help. I fixed it Already. I fixed it. What was it, though? I'm so curious. You guys were just too quiet. [ __ ] kidding me. Thank you. I mean, what's the [ __ ] chance, dude? What is the chance that this guy first game of the win yet? Yeah. Like, first game of the day doesn't count. This was warm up. First game doesn't count. Let's do this. Why did I just get 14,000 XP? 15k XP. What level? What is I didn't know you were

do this. We're able to level up from this Lobby now. Let's go, boy. I think I just leveled up like twice. Maybe they realize that the ranks in this game don't [ __ ] matter and everyone should just have fun. Watch it go back to like the plus five XP right after this. I don't know. Imagine how much XP we would have if it gave us it from the start. Guys, I'm locked in now. So, just know. Oh, we're [ __ ] No, I'm scared. Oh, okay. Oh, okay. Bacon. Okay. So, I know, but like

I just didn't have any blue. I'm dog. Hey, but you could edit that to where it looks like you did that to bacon for the Tik Tok. That could work. I mean, what's the difference between 10 and eight, you know? Wow. Wow. I lose nothing. Wow. What is this? The color blue there? Because [ __ ] me, I guess. Yeah. Why do you still get four even though you won the challenge? What? It's a fail. That's honestly since it's you. Good. Dude, there it was taking so long that I thought there was a new glitch,

but he was just thinking again. No, I didn't even know my turn. Don't [ __ ] change it back to yellow, you [ __ ] guys. I don't have a [ __ ] blue. Red good. Oh, red. Long not blue. Good. Red. Oh, long blue. Whatever we do, don't go back to [ __ ] yellow. Green good. Green bad. Green bad. You give Janet win off of that. Janet has green. No. No. Good luck. I save game with one play. Yellow we go. No cards. Yellow. Are you stupid? Hello. How do How long do we

know that? The whole time. No, the whole time. How long is How long is the whole time? KXP. The whole time. Do we count the Do we count the second win of the day? We don't count a Steve throw. What month is it? Oh, that's true. We don't count a Steve throw. Janet. Sorry. Well, no, we don't. Well, with the rules that we have, we Don't I'm sure what's gross. How's the Pacific uh basin looking stormy? Oh, true. Oh, it's not that time of year. What the hell is this? It's tornado up thing. It is.

There's going to be tornadoes today even potentially. Did you uh pay attention to that big squall that came over half the US a few weeks ago? A week or two ago? It was like two days ago, but yeah. No, no, no, no. Not the one two days ago. It was like a two weeks Ago. There was a big big storm that went over. But the but the one like 2 days ago was much bigger. There was one two days ago. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It spawned like two EF like three or higher or three EF three

or higher tornado. Where? What state? Which uh well one of them was in Arkansas in a town called Lake City. And the other one was uh in Tennessee in a town called like Sville or something. In Sville. I think I've heard of that. I think Bacon lives There. Yep. Okay. I'm going to look Galpow Cow. Thanks for the raid. Holy [ __ ] Let's go. Galp Cow. You're getting bodied, man. You're out. Let's [ __ ] go. Thank you, Cal. Thank you. Hope the Val grind is Hope the Valerant grind has been going good. Sorry,

I had to thank um just an enormous amount of people. Swear to God, there's another plus four. It's a red plus two and a blue eight. Why am I almost ascending two? Let's go cow. What is this? Blue [ __ ] two cards. Steven, he has a plus two. I keep getting [ __ ] distracted. Oh my. What's his last card? What's his last card? It's a plus two. Obviously, guys, a red plus two. Noted. We're changing the color. That's an amazing color. You like that color? You know, bacon. I actually lied when I said

that. You've saved me, dumbass. What? Reverse dumbass. What? This is way too many cards, man. This is more the cards than Bacon drew. Speaking of Bacon, away with you. And you know what? You get rewarded for that, dumb dog. Here you go. Oh, I love that. Yeah, we all love red here. Ooh, matchies. Yay. No, wait. And now we will be going to green. No. Okay. What was that? Green. Green. [ __ ] yourself. We're going to red. Going to yellow. No. Damn you. Said he hated this color. I remembered. I will be keeping this.

He kept a card. Wild card. Oh, idiots. Idiots. Nice trick, man. You got your trick. Can you [ __ ] stop? Sorry. Jokes on you. I wanted these cards. Okay. I respect that powerful three. Stop it. Stop. Come on. Am I even going to get a win today? Back to you, dumb dog. [ __ ] Cool, man. Good. Good or bad? Oh, no. Let's try that again. Wait. Wait. Stop. Don't do it. Back to me. [ __ ] [ __ ] know. Oh, nice. What the [ __ ] I Think I'll be keeping this card.

[ __ ] No, he's not. He won't. Oh my god. No, I did. Jumpies. Matchies. What the [ __ ] Jumpies. Matchies. He doesn't have another yellow. [ __ ] Get [ __ ] prick. Not blue. Green. Matchies. Oh no. What the [ __ ] What are you doing, man? What are you doing? What am I [ __ ] doing? He doesn't have a yellow. I know that. Oops. Good thing I've saved this card. Nice. All right. Ready for a nice Surprise, idiot. Are you ready for a nice surprise? Please. Just Oh, thank God, dude.

Wow, that scared me. That's big for me. That's big for me. Could we imagine? Wow. We're all on three. We're all on two cards. That's crazy. Yeah, we're all on two cards. We're all Janet has a red six and a red five. And we're all on two cards. If you guys remember, I can stop her. Remember what? If we have a good memory. Yes, we can stop bacon. Remember red six, red five. Oh [ __ ] from long ago came back. Red six, red five. Okay, let me think about what I can do to stop.

It's on to Bacon. I know. Bacon has to stop Dumb Dog and then we have to stop Bacon. Crazy immature impulsive. That's immature. I can't do anything, man. It's a wrap. We'll try again, dude. Oh my god. You're so immature, dude. Oh, we're so back. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Okay, now deal with it again. Oh my god. Okay, Bacon, it's on you. Come on, man. I got to do everything around here. All right, let me just draw out. Let me just draw out. Well, allow me to play

a card. Come on. One of these has to be good, man. Oh [ __ ] It's just a number, isn't it? Yep. And it was a red, dude. No. Congratulations. Thanks for playing today, guys. I got 90 XP. 23,000 XP. Holy [ __ ] Wait, what? I only got 10,000 XP. I won. Really? Why am I getting so much XP? Yeah. Wait, that sucks. It's a suck you bonus, man. Suck you bonus. Is it suck me Friday yet? It is. Are you talking? Is it Friday? It be suck me. Let's go. What in the sorry,

Septic Friday. I can't celebrate that. Wow, it's making a comeback. Here we go. There's a Three. Yay. Bacon's going to love this. Oh, this how every game starts. Man, this sucks. I'm eating boiled egg with ketchup. Ew. Yuck. Ketchup. I love it. I mean, you have ketchup with scrambled eggs. Isn't that weird, right? I wouldn't do that. I wonder if it's going to gross people out. She loves ketchup so much that uh she has a bottle of ketchup in every Room. I don't hate ketchup. I just I don't really [ __ ] with it. Like

have a nice fried egg with some like hot sauce or something. That's so That sounds amazing, dude. There's this thing from Trader Joe's called and I haven't tried it yet. It's called cowboy caviar and I'm very excited about it. Cowboy caviar. I'll go get it. I'll tell you what the ingredients are. Give [ __ ] bacon. Come on. Whatever, man. You're going to look at my cards and ruin my game anyway. Yeah, I got to greens and yellows. I have a bottle of ketchup in That was a trend on Tik Tok. I don't go on

Tik Tok. You have a whole I have a bottle of ketchup in the um kitchen. Oh, they're not even listening. What's the point? Another turn for you. Cowboy caviar, corn, black beans, red. Another ketchup bottle by my bedstand. My night on my nightstand. Okay, that's psychotic. I think you Needed. You guys ready for cowboy caviar by the way? It sounds incredible. Am I muted? Sorry. Janet's saying that she needs ketchup in bed and it's No, she has a ketchup bottle in bed. Silence, one in in office again, one in downstairs, but probably could use one

for the bathroom. No, I'm good there. Is there any place that you could use another ketchup bottle? I don't think so. I think I'm pretty happy with everything. Surely in the hallways, like in the transition rooms, like what if you need an emergency one on the way to a different room? An emergency ketchup in the hallway would be sick. People keep saying car, but I don't drive. Okay. I need your guys' expert opinions on what to use cowboy caviar. Otherwise, I'm going to freak out. Okay. What is cowboy? Well, I'd love to explain. It's corn.

You told me That you would put it on like bread. Yeah, but I want to know if there's anything better to put it on um as well. Well, I want other recipes like uh so cowboy caviar is corn, black beans, red bell peppers, onions, jalapeno peppers, cane sugar, lime juice concentrate, chipotles in adobo, um water, tomato puree, vinegar, salt, sugar, onion, garlic, paprika, spices, sea salt, chipotle pepper, and gorg gum. My palette, I can't imagine. That's a lot. I don't know what's a plus two red. I do yellow. It is. I have two reds and

a red one. Matches. Just eat it with tortilla chips. Oh, that's cowboy caviar. Just salsa. Uh yeah, salsa. It's It's basically a Well, I mean, it's salsa, but it's a bunch of things added to salsa with some chips, bro. Chips would be sick. Pasta would slap, too. Ooh, pasta with this would be sick. Wait, what? Ew. Wait, hold on. Wait. Ew, gross. It's just like salsa you eat with chips. can make little sandwiches. Yo, there's this. Oh, [ __ ] Come on. Okay. And for that you get rewarded. You can change the color. Hey, I

will. Possibly a unpopular or popular opinion. There's this place in Inino called Salsa and Beer, and instead of doing chips and salsa, they do chips and reffried beans, but they're the most delicious reffried Beans that you dip it in. Um, and I'd love to get the recipe if uh if any of you guys have it, okay, okay, such a useless sentence. [Music] I'm going to arrest you and give you the most useless sentence. That was the most useless sentence. It was remarkable. So, are you going to eat are you going to eat the caviar? Yeah,

we should have it with those um black Corn chips. Okay. When we do our BNE BNE, you guys are breaking and entering. Yep. Where can I come? Museums mostly. Janet likes to steal um priceless artifacts. Yeah. take what and she always says art to [ __ ] you on on the way out and it's just it never it's not going to catch on. I respect straight at the camera or to [ __ ] you. You guys have no close cuz they they hear ought to [ __ ] you like they they like confused with the

words. So it's like she say [ __ ] you like we ought to [ __ ] you or or art to choke. It's tough to say and then it becomes this whole thing. Oh man, I was I was on the cusp of winning and then now this is just ass. Dude, you're looking sad over there. You Hey, bro. Do you have blues? Um, yes, I do actually. Wow, that sucks. I'm going to make your life hell, Bacon. Are you sure your life's not about to be hell? Oh, I'm sure. Bacon, please. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

We can talk. We can talk about this. Oh my [ __ ] god. So, wow. Wow. That's actually crazy. Yes, sir. Oh my god. Go back. What part are you not supposed to eat? How do you trim Brussels sprouts? What the [ __ ] Janet? Are you serious? We got to lose, bro. No, don't tell. She's got three yellows, a reverse. And there I think there's a skip in there. And there's maybe like a plus two. I'm not sure. Caviar. Yeah, she's right. Caviar. How do you cut parachutes? I don't remember how I did it.

I think you cut the the hard parts off the top and the bottom. Cut the stem off the stem. That's what I meant to say. A waste of my [ __ ] card cuz I got so many yellows. But whatever, Man. This is all your Did I not say Brussels sprout? Dick. What did I say? Artichokes [Music] [ __ ] get Come on. I already have 16 cards. I don't give a [ __ ] I don't give a [ __ ] I'm over stimulated by everything. I don't know why I said I'm I got to

stop looking at chat for a sec. Here we go. Okay, I guess I challenge this again. She's got three yellows, one red, and two blues. About now. Oh man, I can't even see my cards anymore. What the [ __ ] is this? Don't worry about it. I'll let it slide. Just keep on moving. He's got three reds and a blue plus two. Sriracha, salsa, la. All right, Steve. Deal with cast a spell on me. Yes. God damn it. You forever have the burn Sriracha on your tongue. The burn Sriracha is not hot. Whitey, let's get

some of them out. Let's get some of them out. Bacon. Get them out. Get them Out. What did I do? Did I win? Okay. He's only got reds left, so don't change it to red, man. Okay. No reds. No reds. Okay, he's only got reds left. Well, hopefully he doesn't have red ones. [ __ ] I hope he has red ones. Get [ __ ] loser. Another red. Another red. There we go. Amazing play. What is that? A a nine. Okay. So, what we're going to do is do a play number. Play a number. I

have. You're going to play a number I have. Hello. Yellow. Okay. So, what we're going to do is play a yellow one cuz I know you don't have ones. Yellow. Yellow. Hello. Yellow. Lindy 1016. Thanks for the 42 months. He said talk about fry. Yay. I hope you win some Uno games, Steve. It's not looking likely. My turn. Nice play, Bacon. Wow. That's bad. Thank You. [Music] Wait, what was the last card? Do you anybody remember? Uh, nothing. It's It's not green. It's not green. Say less. Say less. [ __ ] stream sniper. No, cuz

she had yellows, blues, and reds. And I remember cuz I got plus forward by her like three [ __ ] times. That's fair. Something could have changed between then, though. So, it was a risk now. But it was my Best guess. But it's all we had. It's all we had. Yeah. No turn for you. Anyways, idiot. I didn't want to turn stupid head. Wait, what's with these words? You going to play number five? You going to play number five? It worked. Okay, let's see if we can turn this around. See you rough. Nice turn around.

What? Brussels sprouts might be the best vegetable actually though. Oh my god. Wait, she saw that coming. I can take Her out. Okay, hit her with your secret move. Tactic one. Final move. Nice. What if my card was a plus two? It's never happened to me before. Okay, let's see if you had any yellows. [ __ ] Wow, she could have drew that. So true, bacon. So true. Thank you. So Drew, so true, bacon. Come on. Give me something good. Give me something good to eat. Let's see if go bacon. I have bacon. Go bacon.

Bacon. Go bacon. Chalie. That's the worst I could ever. Oh, wow. Well done. Wow. So risky. I think it's bloody yellow, mate. Oh, good. I [ __ ] changed it to [ __ ] yellow, didn't I? You did, bro. Let me just save the game real quick. Oops. Oh, let me just save the game cuz my name's Bacon and I waste wild cards like an idiot. I'm going to [ __ ] on you. I'm going to look. What the [ __ ] else am I supposed to bloody do? He has a yellow five and a

green two. Yellow. Green five. Green two. Yellow five. We're going to do yellow five green. Bacon, you can stop him. Bacon. Bacon. A yellow five. Yellow five. Green. Green, too. You're so dumb, bro. Wait, what's dumb? Did I make the ma the basing play? Well, Hey, I can play one of my cards. It's not a big deal. Wow, you made You don't want him to play any cards. Wow. There's no desire to win card. Yeah, but then we could just make it the other color. I'm filled with desire to win. I couldn't even I'm filled

with desire to win. Yo, stop talking like a robot, man. I'm filled with desire to win. I am filled with passion and desire to win the game. Well, I filled with oil. You [ __ ] got me. I am leaking. Steve, Replace my oil. Yay. Opening mouth. I want to play. Don't think so. Decline. You're not going to be playing. You're not going to be playing. Maybe on your 12th partner anniversary. Shut the [ __ ] up. Okay, Janet, you can play. Oh, you can play twice. Wow. You play three times. What happens when we

let her play? Bad things happen. Yay. My turn. Janet, you can play four. Just Kidding. It's a She's out of oxygen. warning. Wait, guys. I think his last card's a a a yellow. I made bacon draw so he would play a card that potentially would [ __ ] him over. I think it's a yellow. Come on. Get that plus four. I know what's going to happen. Yeah, you just you just you just lost the game, bro. Don't worry. Okay. Can we train minutes to go? Yeah. It's going to be so funny if you It better

not be yellow. Oh, wow. Dude, You just are Dude, how many throws am I You guys remember that? It was a yellow five. That was one of the cards listed originally. No, I c I certainly did not remember that. I remembered. Well, maybe I should have said should have remembered. Yeah, for sure. There's just so much going on. Like I don't know. I don't think so. The boys. What? I was an innocent bystander there. There are too many people to focus on there. One group. I can change the color. Not When he's throwing on my

controller. Who's throwing? Dumb dog's throwing. Damn. I'm sorry to hear that. I didn't rig [ __ ] man. I didn't rig [ __ ] So funny. You think I rigged those coffins? You know what? I'm going to play that. I'm going to play this. Okay, man. I'm going to play this matchies. Oh, come on. Come on. How about go again? Hello. Okay. Sorry. Yeah. Bacon, can you handle that? You think you can handle that? Guess I'll be [ __ ] myself. Come on. Have a go. Yeah. I don't know. Come on. Yeah. On me. My

English lover, Phil. Yeah. How's it going? Yeah. The hell is it going? No more. I've seen better days. I want cookies. Can we keep it on green? Think if I ordered a bunch of cookies would me for my poor decision. What's he got? What's he got? Bacon. Green one. Giant green One. A green one. Okay, let's get this [ __ ] off of green. Let's get this [ __ ] off of green. I said let's get this. I had nothing. I had nothing. Oh my god. I could actually just win off of a bad pole

here. Please. Uh oh man. Oh my god. Me Stevie. Oh no theatrics. That was theatrical man. Get your [ __ ] case. If there's a Bristol farm near you, I highly recommend Bristol Farms peanut butter. Ain't no Bristol Farms in Canada. That's He doesn't live in Canada. Dumb or Texas. I mean Steve probably still right. Yeah, I do have an insomnia cookies, which I know some people don't like, but I liked it. I've enjoyed it. I like them, too. They're pretty Yeah, they're fine. Yeah, I mean, they're fine, right? And and and a fine cookie

is a good cookie in my eyes. Costco cookies are good, too. I don't We have Costco, but you can't Order from Costco. True. You need Well, you can with Instacart. I don't have a membership, though. Yeah, you don't need a membership. Oh, for Instacart membership or cost? Your membership? You You need a Costco membership. That's No, you don't not on Instacart. Little Life Heart. Instacart Little Lion. Yeah, I'll be looking into this, Janet, cuz I don't know if I believe you. Oh, okay. I was Maybe it's a statebystate case thing perhaps. I assure you, she

does it all The time. I mean, I would be doing it all the time if I knew, but I thought you needed a membership. I thought so, too, until just now. No more. Oh, thank God. Please, no more. It's okay. I'll have my vengeance. I'll be reversing it. Okay. I think I'll be reversing it. Do you think you could do another reverse? High five. I think I'll be re I'm not reversing it, but high five. I can't do that. Five. Four. Four. Four. Four. Yeah. Nice. Okay. sucks. What have you done? What have you [

__ ] done? Oh no, he doesn't have blue. He doesn't have blue. Come on. We all know that. He don't got blue. He don't got blue or coin. Stop. Um, can you do anything? No. I mean, yeah. I don't know. I can't I can't. Okay, let me do Well, I can't do that. It can't. But no blue. No blue. No blue. Yeah, you can't win off a plus four. That's one of the rules. Plus four, man. Wait. Damn, bro. You're ass at remembering more than me is youth theatric last game. Yeah, I got XP for

that. I didn't get any XP for that. I didn't get any XP either. Did we do so bad? 1,600. I guess the game was so short. You don't get any XP for a bacon win. What if What if level 50 is the maximum level? I don't think I'm What if we only live To 50? Stop. What? Well, for me, I mean, no, for Janet. for Janet. Like what if Janet only lives lives to 50? Holy Janet. Damn it. Damn. Right now wood right now. Knock on your desk. Damn it. Okay, I'm going to knock on

wood. Yeah, you just specify his dead knock on. Okay, dominated green seven. What a [ __ ] Yeah, we don't need this energy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Guys, come on. Come on, guys. It's energy not needed. Unneeded. And now we're going to eight. And now we're going to switch it to yellow. Oh, I can play a yellow. I thought Okay, I'll be seeing Yeah. Can you play? Yeah. Can play the yellow. There you go. Yellow one. One is the lonliest number. One is the lonliest number. One is the lonliest number that you ever do. Two can

be as bad as one. It's the lonliest number like the number one. That's a four, idiot. Sorry, idiot. Challenging idiot. Don't look. Don't look. Don't look. Oh my god. He's got another plus four and a blue and a red. He has a three plus fours and a blue and a red. His got a plus four and a blue and a red. And a red. No, Janet, don't repeat what I said. Oh my god. Do something, you fools. Whoa. Whoa. Wow. What a bold ass play. Do we know Jana doesn't have blue now? She has a

Uno card. Oh my god. Okay. Well, don't change it to red. I I can't not change it to red. If you change it to red, he literally wins. He literally [ __ ] wins. Change it. What are you doing? [ __ ] blue. It's blue. You got to draw, too. You both need to be drawing. No. If I change it to red, he wins. No turn for you, dude. Wait for me to Win for you. Bacon Bros. No, it's not. It's not. I got plenty of boos for days. No, I don't [ __ ] like

this color. Don't [ __ ] lie to me. Steve's trying to knock it in his head. Don't cheat. Green eight. Okay. Green. I'm [ __ ] dead. I'm [ __ ] dead now. He's going to play his [ __ ] plus four, man. Yeah. What's What' you say? His other card. It's got red. It's a red four. It's a red four. It's a four. It's a red four. It's a red four. I can remember. A red four. Okay. A red four. Okay. A red four. A red four. A red four. A red. I spotted a

red four. Somebody down the road. A red four. [Music] It's just a red four. Janet, can you draw it? Nobody's ever been me. Steve's fault. Try again. Okay. Thank you. Oh, come on. Okay. Green three. You're going to drop. Damn it. He draws one here. Try again. Ah, but I want a double kill. You're going to change it to red. You're going to change it to red. Don't change it to red. Don't change it to red. Don't change it to red. Back to you. Red so bad. You want to quit quit smoking? You want to

quit smoking? The blue one. Come on. Come on. Please just draw enough where I can start playing my reds. Papa needs a blue. Come on. That'll do. What? So, he still has a red four. Let's get this show on the road. Who cares? Oh, the train's on the And that's a blue nine. And that's a yellow nine. And that's another [ __ ] yellow nine. Yellow seven. Go again. Red seven. It's red now. I've been waiting to play these. It's red. Everyone, come on. Stop it. Oh my god. Oh my god. Yellow four. He's Trying

to set himself up for a red four. Not on my watch. King make me draw. Looks like Bacon's going to take the biggest hit of his life here. For [ __ ] sake. I mean me. Damn. He really thought. He really thought, man. Oh, I thought too, man. I thought he really be thonking. I was really thinking, actually. Oh, I'll draw more than Steve did. Sure. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that seems great. Oh my god. Oh, freak it. Amazing play. Never going To play that red fours, bro. And you thought I forgot what number it was.

You thought, dude. Even Steve remembered what number it was. Red three. Locked in right now. Okay. Well, maybe Steve will let you play it actually. Oh, no. He didn't. GL. Get [ __ ] loser. All right. Now, it's back to my turn. Sorry. Bacon. Oh, we're going green. I like that. Bad play, dude. You going to see what I have? Oh, I don't care what you have. You're never going to win. Never make that noise again. Sorry, bacon. Oh, that cheese. Yay. Okay, I got green. Going to play cards. I still get to play. I'm

not even close to winning, guys. [ __ ] dude. Sorry. Come on. Two, dude. Come on, bro. Come on. Is this for real? Why yellow? Never mind. It's chilling. I'm Chilling. Was that a five? Yellow zero. Hello Zero. I don't have yellows, but I do have greens, so keep it on this color. Yo, he sounds like a Rob from Ted. The show Ted, you know. A British guy. No. From from the Ted soccer show. You know what I'm talking about, Janet? Ted Bundy. No. What the [ __ ] I do not sound like Ted Bundy.

Janet, he sounds just like Ted Bundy. That's so [ __ ] up to say to someone. Why did you say it so happily to I don't know. I think she just knows the name. That might be the happiest Ted Bundy I've ever heard. That's so funny. Dead Bundy. Oh, yes. I'm dead bundy. Don't [ __ ] make me draw. I'll do it. Don't [ __ ] make her draw. She don't like that. Oh, Bacon. I'm going to flip this right back to you, bud. [Music] I'm going to reverse it. Yeah. I'm going To play my

blue zero now. That's what you meant. Roy. That's who I meant. Roy. Yeah. Not the horrible serial killer. No, I meant Roy. Do you have blue? Yes. My bad everybody. Oh no. Oh, we did a lie. I lied. Even though the lie Ted Bunny takes over head coaching for a soccer team, dude. I don't know what to do. Jeff, play it again. Play it, Jeff. Now my hand is shed in mystery once Again. So is my hand. My hand's shed in mystery. Sharted all over my hand. You can't see any. Oh, what do you think

he has? I think he's got a red. I can no longer be yellow. It's not a yellow. Janet, you just won the game. Nice job. He's got a draw. Oh my god. Well done. That was incredible. Uh-huh. How about one more card? How about one more card to play? Oh, green. Oh, dude. I'm about to go Doodle bob mode. Here we go. Oh, [ __ ] She had two. She went off a ton green skips. I've never even seen that before. GFL get [ __ ] losers. Dang, it's going to catch on. She remembered the

letters. I wish I remember how I said it the first time. Like that. GFL get [ __ ] losers. Was it like that? It was It was not plural losers. It was one for It was more like a GFL get [ __ ] losers, you know, like but not Plural. Right. All right. Sounded like Ted Bundy there. Nice ref. Going to become a thing, man. Oh no. Ted Bundy. Well, are you tired? Are you Bed Bundy? Bed Bundy tonight, Teddy. Oh. Oh. Are you feeling really heavy made of metal? Are you lead Bundy? Oh, are

you at the doctor's? Do you need meds, buddy? Or Oh, you just [ __ ] it all up. You need meds, buddy. Meds, buddy. Oh my god, you got Dude, you got so excited to see. Yeah, I was really psyched about that one. What it was going to be? Got a little ahead of himself. Yeah, my bad. All right, you get plus four. Bye-bye. GL get [ __ ] loser. Yeah, we're going to snitch on you. What you got? A skip, a yellow skip, and a green. No one's going to remember. yellow skip and a

green fall. The chat said failed the QT. Oh, the that's quicktime event for anyone unknowing. That's like a POI. Oh, matchy. Yeah, game rewards. Very good. Gamer awards. You guys going to the gamer rewards? Gamer awards. You guys ever get a gamer wart? Keep saying that's buddy. I'm actually so sick of my gamer warts. Here we go. Blue four. Nasty. They smell bad, too. I will die. Just kidding. You've gotten baited. Oh god. Try at 50. You will die at 50. [Laughter] You will die at 50. You will die after. Oh, Steve is playing Uno.

Thanks, Steve, for letting me know. Or Steam. Oh, [ __ ] I failed the QTE. Wait, I am failed. That's what it just said to me. Wait a second. I think I can win this. Not again. [Music] Oh [ __ ] Need meds for that, buddy? You need meds for that, buddy? Oh, are you slipping around too much? Do you need treads? Bundy. Bundy. Well, that was the original joke. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, right. Did you think it was Bunny? Did you forget? Yeah. Oh, buddy. Steve started laughing at the dude. Look, I said it wrong.

Memory worries me. Guys, I'm going to play a Green. And let's stop thinking about my memory cuz we're we're Not challenging. Oh my god. You scared? You scared what I have? Not really. I hit [ __ ] See you. Uhoh. Ooh. Get [ __ ] Bundy. Green zero. Okay. Bundy down. Wait a sec. I'm on the cusp. Hold on, guys. Let's lock in. I haven't been on the cusp in a while. The card I have. I got to change the color, guys. Get it Off yellow and green. Understood, Captain. Oh, nice. Pog. Oh my god.

What's wrong? He's so back. Red is my most powerful card. That's not red, bro. Yellow. That's not red. Bundy, dude. You've made quite a critical Oh [ __ ] Haha. What? Damn it. Okay, don't play anything, Janet. Trust me. Damn it. Red is huge here. Okay, you're all pissed yourselves. Come on. Let me draw a nice card. Yeah. Do you want to Do you want to go maybe down a some snow? Go have some fun. Splled Bundy. Bundy. Yeah. Oh, Dumb Dog. This one's actually for you. Do you think you're going to shed, Bundy? Oh,

nice. I don't have a cont. Why don't you try this joke instead, Bundy? The king's dead. I will be in his place. In I'll uh anoint me in hisstead, Bundy. There you go. That took a while to get there, man. I start saying that more. That's funny. [ __ ] What's new in the shop? I think I need some creds Bundy. You guys remember um the old YouTuber Fred Bundy? Oh yeah. Well, he he ran away and he became Fled Bundy. Wait, you guys are so you guys are so good at What about Judge Dread

Bundy? Have you seen that one? No, I've never seen that movie. It's like watching two master tennis players get a back. It's So witty. Well, what what needs to be said is left unsaid Bundy. M true true. Let me see what you got. Uh, he has a green eight, a blue eight, and a yellow four. So, two eights. If I take color, well, I didn't want my cards to be revealed. That's not what I intend. Bundy. Then why two plus revolution? You can't start doing half rhymes. We'll be here all day. I like that one.

True. Ooh, this is not good. You've stabbed Me. I think I just bled, Bundy. It's getting weak. It's getting weak. Sorry. We're just waiting for for him to say buddy again. It'll happen. We're beating the dead Bundy for sure. This Bundy's dead. Turn. Wait, but what about me turn? Oh, dies. Okay, I really have to play. Oh, it's you that has to play it right, guys. I'm going to play the card I draw. I got nothing else. Understood, Champion. That's not blue. It's not. [ __ ] hell. [ __ ] hell, Bundy. Okay, I don't

I don't want to [ __ ] this up again, Bundy. Okay. Mhm. Everybody's so low on cards. Ooh. Yeah, everybody. Yeah. Oh, well, I'll catch up soon. Don't worry, guys. I hate that. Don't say catch up. Yeah. [Music] [Laughter] Oh, god. What's that about? Couldn't you say that? Okay, Janet's got two greens, two yellows. She has a plus two. Careful. Meow. Meow. Meow. Yum. Yum. Yum. Yum. Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum. One time my dentist said when I was like 6 years old, he was like, he said I wasn't brushing my teeth long

enough and so my parents bought me a toothbrush that made a song and it was that song and I had to brush my teeth until that Song was over. That's crazy. When I went to the dentist as a kid, I actually had like a weird growth. So, my face was was pretty like narrow and it extended for must have been 20 in, which is crazy, I know, to hear. So, when I went I don't know. I went to the dentist just for a checkup, but he said, "Why the long face?" Oh my god. That this

this wasn't a Bundy joke. I was waiting for it the whole time. Bundy. No, thank you, dude. You freaking I told an actual story and You just wanted to story with your stupid ass [ __ ] bro. Are you serious? What's the point of your I hate it. Fine. Did you hear the end? Oh, wow. He did kind of go crazy though. Yeah. Who? Oh, you guys know the mcrafter Sunday. No. No, actually, but I'm unoed. If I can change the cow, I will. If I can [ __ ] myself, I will. Everybody Panic. Oh,

I'm panicked. Everybody picnic to do. Do you think it's a red? I think you just need to [ __ ] lock in and do what you need to do. Fell into my trap, you dastardly. Oh my god. How many wins are we going to get on a plus two today? How many wins we going to get on plus two today? Oh, that's the worst card actually. I don't know. That's pretty. Did they Did we reach our cap on XP? I guess 50 is the cap. We Were so close all along and we never knew. Cap.

I'm 47. Oh, we're all 50. Oh. Oh, that's actually the cap of That's crazy. Yeah. That means we're master Uno players. We got to level 50 or level 47 around there without these extra XP points. Like, that's crazy. We are losers. We are losers. We are losers. You may have another turn. You are losers. We are losers. You may turn. Bacon, I'm planning on returning that to you to Another turn. Okay, I accept. Thank you. I'm so happy Fanatic won today. Yeah, you're invested in a new fanatic. Yeah, I love to see um h Crashy's

so happy. I love Boer winning and being happy. I love them beating Derka and and Vitality and safe and all that. Yeah, you always hated Derka. I could tell, dude. Every time we talked about him, you're like, "Yeah, Durk bald." Bald. He is very bald. Imagine if your head was a rhombus. Imagine your head was a rock. Mine basically is. Dude, my head is so dense. I've hit it so many times. Been concussed. No CTE as far as I know. Nice. Nice. I don't know. My head. I think he has a little bit of CTE.

Yeah. What do you think I have? What do you think I have? Then do it. Then do it, you little [ __ ] Yeah, I'm going to make you wait. Doubling down. Oh, do I have CTE? Well, I'm CT Steve. Why would you do that to Dumb. Oh, [ __ ] Damn. Double kill. Double kill. Nice. We worked together there, Janet. They thought that we weren't working together. Ha. Now show them you mean business. Oh god. Oh god. Business time. Oh god, she's stressed. Business casual. Stress. Jumpies matchies. [ __ ] [ __ ] [

__ ] Oops. Am I on one card and you Guys have no idea what the [ __ ] it is? Idiots. I'm pretty sure that it's a red five. That's crazy. What? How the Oh, I could have stopped him. I have to know. Okay, he has no red. What if I I did have a red and I just [ __ ] that play up. That'd be badass. Eat his ass. Wait. Oh man. What are the odds? 50/50. Oh, that was so stupid, man. Well, Guys, I draw here. No way. I'm a greedy [ __ ]

I'm a greedy [ __ ] You're going to make me do this to stop B? Gorch. Oh, Gorch. That stops us both. Both. Both of them. All right, let's just see if I draw one card again. Why would you draw that and not a new card? Okay. Piss yourself. What? What did I do? Oh my god. Stop. Wow. Annoying. Don't play with me, boy. Don't play with him. I would never say that. [Music] Very good. Cow bunga, dude. Very good. Jumping. Yo, quit jumping in. I swear to God, dude. Your turn. You can jump in

now. Okay, I jump in now. What's your [ __ ] problem? No turn for you. What is this going to be? You piece of [ __ ] man. I've been on the cuff. Actually, it's green time. No. This is Devastating news for Bacon. I'm devastated. Wait, not red again. I'm unated. That makes us so sad. Why are you sure you want it? Are you sure? Don't listen to them, Janet. That was the perfect play from the perfect player. Thank you. He just wants the raid. He just wants the raid. Wait, what? You are the uno

peep. What? Hold on. I'm Uno peep. Tavina Tavina, thank you for the 10 months. They said bund [ __ ] no. No. No. No, back to me. Oh, well, okay. You really thought you going to play a skip there. Back to blue. I used to have no cards. Bring it on. Back to blue. Come on. Here we go. Give me blue. Just get one more card for him if we can. Okay, no worries. Matchies. Nice matchies. Thanks, matchies. Did I save the game? And she doesn't have a blue As far as we know. But she

might have a card that's that's a really good one. Maybe she wins off of a plus two again. Well, that would be your [ __ ] problem. It's your [ __ ] fault. It's your turn to save her. You're the hero. You Yeah, I'm going to [ __ ] I'm going to vomit in the bathroom and slip on it and then flip on the telly and [ __ ] on it. Back to you, Bacon. What you going to do? Okay. Yeah, right. You're not passing This one up, buddy. It's all on you. Yeah, looks like

it's going straight to dumb dog. Oh, that's fine, I guess. Yeah, I mean, she can't jump in on this. My ass. Can't jump in on this. You're right, cuz I can. Yes, sir. Oh, [ __ ] I can't play. What is that? A five. She doesn't have a green. Oh, [ __ ] and sucked this one, brother. Oh my god. Let's get Oh, matches. I better stop that right now. Oh, blue. Damn. Don't come back around, though. Double kill. Oh, no. Triple kill. No, no, no. Finally, I'm free. Neon. Oh, okay. Do it again. Oh.

Oh, I wish. Back to green, please. Angry. Angry. Angry. Oh, yeah. Stop. Stop changing it off of green cuz I need it. Come on. It's not going to be green. It's not going to be green. What's two extra cards to a god? Oh, it's got plus four. Got plus four. I just played it. Two yellows plus four. Hey, play that yellow, man. What the [ __ ] My father was run over by the lunar module. As long as you change it yellow, you're safe. Bro, that's dude. Imagine you're an astronaut and you die because you

get run over by a lunar module. What is a lunar module? You get run over by a rover. That's the saddest like so cool being an astronaut. You get [ __ ] Run over in zero grav. Not zero. Even hurt though. No, but you get you get bumped into space so slowly. You fly a little bit. Which is actually one of the most horrifying [ __ ] deaths of all time. Oh, back to you, Gaventino. Thanks for the raid. That' be wicked. Much appreciated, my lord. Hope you had a great stream. We're just playing some

suffocate. You know, it would be too Bad. Yeah, just suffocate. It's all good. Yeah, you stuff some cake in. You guys don't have suitcake in your astronaut suit. I have astronaut cake. I have ass cake in my suit. Yeah, man. God, I love cake. Yes. Oh, thank you for the tidings. Thank you. Tim says hi. By the way, you couldn't come, but he wanted you to know he says hi. He has reversed that high. Who has Two yellows? Got a yellow and a red and he played the yellow. I got to think of I'll be

keeping this card in case I in case times get dire. Um, well, well, there's the red. Okay. What are his other cards? yellows plus four. Still shrouded in mystery. He's shrouded. I'm going to have to change it to green again. He got green. Why do they never jump in on He's not using his plus. That's an emote there. That's so funny. Oh my god. What the [ __ ] I'd like to play some [ __ ] cards, please. Oh my go Oh, you you fool. You fool. I saved you. Wait. And now my head is

completely shattered and missed. This is a Monaes moment. Everybody do whatever you can. Oh. Oh, come on, dude. Suffocation. Don't worry. Try again, Bacon. But actually, try been muted for so long. Oh my god, dude. I've been muted. I've been talking to you guys. Jesus Christ. Okay, Janet, you're going to have another chance at this. Go again. Stop him. [Music] Did you just get boomed, Bundy? Let's see. That's She's got blues and greens and they're like all too blues and greens. Let's see what Bacon has. Probably red and blues and green and blues and greens

and blue and green and Green. Blues and green. Let me hear you sayo. [ __ ] you. Let me hear you sayo. [ __ ] you. Okay. [ __ ] you, Steve. Yeah, I'll remember that. I remember that for sure. Yellow. Yellow up. You played right into my hand. Why would you play the green? Looks like you've played right in my hand, didn't you? Yes. You're going to play a red. I'm scared. You're so bold. I'm so brave. Brave. Let's see what we get. You're the barnacle of humans, Bacon. Uhoh. It's not red. She's really

hard to scrape. You can't get me off. Keep coming back. I can't get you off. You can't get me off. I'm so resilient problem. Uno. Ah. Damn. That was a bald blood. That was not a blue. Not a red. Not a blue. What is that? Not a blue. Red and green. Not a red. Not a blue. Not a red. Red. Oh, come on. Come on. This is getting dicey. Yeah. For everyone. This is so dicey for everyone. This is so dicey for everyone. Everyone. So close to damn. Let's see. This is one crazy. I'm going

to have to change the bloody color to [ __ ] red. So red nine. Let's do yellow. Ah, you incompetent prick. Both of those are true. But he just saved the game. Looks like I pulled you down to me. Saved the game. Oh, I see. I [ __ ] hate this game. Save it this way. Damn, that sounds like you had a yellow and I was I didn't save the game. Hello, yellow. Janet, why don't you play another green? Damn. I don't want to. I don't have anymore. I really thought I was hoping. I really

thought I was hoping. Sorry. You're not sorry. Oh. Um, that was not expected. Wow, we were all so close to winning. What the [ __ ] happened? [ __ ] you and happened, man. Us. We are the harness of chaos. The And now my hand is shed of chaos. The Okay, now his hand is shed in mystery. Who's weezing? He's wheezing. Steam. Ste would make a great wheezing, dude. Ste's got great games. Now you get a coughing for sure. Can you [ __ ] off? Yeah. Oh wow. Can you please [ __ ] off? You

think this is going to stop me? I've been saving them. Yeah. Wait another one of those. Skippies. My turn. Skippies. And I'm going return that right back to you as red. Skippies. Skippies. Yellow five. I want to play skippies. I want to rock. What you got for me, Jennet? Awesome. Boom. Boom. Let me Hear you. I have no choice but to play this simple card and pray he doesn't have the number. They don't match. Matches. Oh [ __ ] Why did that come with? What do I do? Oh my god. Dumb dog, do you have

any Oh, thanks for making us up to dumb dog on me. I got it, guys. Please don't [ __ ] on me. Oh my god, he forgot what color had. No. No. We all knew. You and Steve don't have We all knew. Bacon. How The [ __ ] do they know, Steve? How do they know? How do they know what? You think this is going to stop me? I've been saving these. Wow. I feel like I've been here before. Oh, [ __ ] I don't want these. Yeah, I've got a blue. How did that happen

up in your darn? You're just playing normal cards now. [ __ ] No, plus four. No. Challenging. I don't care. Oh man, You guys are up in my walls. I have to draw again. I hate it when you say that. You guys are bald in my walls. I have to play a card here. Bashing against walls. Oh, matches. Oh, matches. I'm going to [ __ ] do it. Blue. I'm going to do it. He's doing it. He's going to do spider crimes. Oh, never mind. It's not safe. He's saying he's going to turn 50. Is

that what he's saying? Yeah, basically. Nice play. What we're going to do is a red four here. [ __ ] Uhoh. That's makes me sad. I'll do what I can to stop her, but I know not what card she has. What can you even do at this point, man? I can do this. Oh my god. Go on. Challenge me. It's five cards. Oh, you're dead. Ew. You didn't even have nothing. He didn't even have nothing. He never He has a mustard. He has a hot dog hand. Hot dog. Ew. What hot dog is red and

green? Relish. No, no, no. He's gaslighting me. Yo, you are insane. And we need to get you to a doctor if you think I have yellow cards. Uh, you need med, buddy? Oh my god. Okay, maybe it was green. Maybe it's green. I should have just I should have just went with it. He's gaslighting me, guys. Switch it to green. Switch it to green. Among Us, man. Well, it's relish. It's relish. Ketchup and relish. Liar. See you. I just drew that. I just drew it. Oh, you're so lucky. And now I'm never going to get

to show my green card, so no one's going to know. Oh, no. They're going to get you. Oh, yeah. Wow. I realized what I said after. Stop skipping into me with no color that I have that. I would love if it was off of yellow, man. I would love that. I don't have yellow. Well, I'm flipping out. So many blues. I got so many of these. I'm blue. [Music] Oh, that sucks, man. If I can change the color. Yeah. Okay, it's going back to yellow, which I have tons of color. [ __ ] me in

the bum. It's never a number I [ __ ] have and it's always yellow. I don't know who the hell wants yellow, but I'm done with this. Okay, I'm challenging him. He has two greens, a seven and a plus two. Great. I don't get to play my epic greens now. He has two greens and a Seven and a No, he has two greens that are a seven and a plus two. Guys, please pay attention. Wait, it's yellow. What is seven? Seven. I have to draw here. Oh, yellow. Oh, [ __ ] yeah. Okay, I'm guessing

Janet doesn't have a red. Okay, but you for sure have green. Yeah, I 100% do. Well, you guess yellow, bro. We know yellow's a shitty color. Oh, I I didn't remember. Oh, you got I just haven't Seen red in a while. And it seemed like Jenna was trying to play [ __ ] someone was trying to play yellows and I think it's dumb dog. No, I don't have any yellows. Player red. Player red. What did you just draw? What is it? I wonder. She wants what? Oh, wait. She has green, too. Oh my god. You

guys all have greens. I Literally almost threw the game and it was all If Bacon didn't say that, I would have never caught on to you guys both having greens. That's so funny. Well, what else could be the play, you know? Well, hopefully she doesn't have a green, too. Oh, she's gone. She's gone silent. Uh-oh. She's going thicko mode. Something must have happened. Something broke her. Ah [ __ ] There's nothing I can do about this. Ah [ __ ] Well, she might actually be playing remotely from the toilet. You don't have You have 100

cards. How do you not have a plus two? I don't I didn't make my deck, dude. That sounds odd. That sounds That's a hand, not a deck, by the way. Technically, how do I have 17 cards? You guys have one, two, 10. That's not that great. I hope you guys are okay with this. Oh my god. Sure. Tommy drop with these. Okay, let's see. Can I change the color? I will. That's cool. I don't know if you wanted to change it to that. He might have red. We know he doesn't have green. It's true. We

know he doesn't have green. Okay, so I skip his turn. That's a safe play. And then we go around town. No. Oh, rats. If you go to me, there's a chance that he wins. [Laughter] Okay. Is there a color we know he Doesn't have? Green. No, green. What? He just said he doesn't have green. I thought you guys both had greens. No, that's old us. That's old you guys. What changed? What changed? What changed? When did it change? I don't know. Well, I don't know if I can. I don't know if I've ever had it

together. Look under the red cards. There's green cards under the red cards. Look under the red cards. Where? On the screen. Oh my god. Why don't you just Beat me? Oh, nice song. Thank you. Is that Zad? Shut up, St. Okay. Closing my my dirty little trap. Close your trap hole. Zero. Closing my acid trap. All right. Zipping it. Yeah. I'm not going to talk anymore. Better reverse it. If you're level done talking, we're going to yellow. There goes my turn. Yellow. Oh, Christ. He don't got no yellow. He don't got no yellow. Who's who

has like 50 plus twos, man? Because I have 14 cards. No plus twos. I don't have any more liar. There's the top. Make a drop. [ __ ] Okay, I had one more. Jesus. Good gravy. That ass is bodacious. Good gracious. Blue. That ass is going to save us. Hold on. We have to save off that ass. Oh no. Why? You fool. Yo, I just I just clicked. I'm sorry. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh, he doesn't have a blue. Let's go. He doesn't have a blue. You're right, Steve. Oops. Can

I play one card? Can Bacon not draw one card? Two. He's got to have one of these numbers, right? So [ __ ] annoying. How did I have the two blues that no one else had? Gaventina, thank you for the two bucks. I said Twitch Prime 50 like you guys. And thanks for the raid earlier. Welcome to the cler. Much appreciated. Oh, we're all dead. Oh, you know what That means. Did we Who won that one? Have I won? How many have I won today? You've won one. Wait, I actually won one today, though. Oh,

yeah. It says I did. Wow. Let's goatrical about it, though. Oh, yeah. It doesn't count as an actual win. Dang. Yeah, it was very theatrical. What a way to start off. Wow. Listen, Drew Canrono, thanks for the 55 months. They said Fortnite. That is a word. It's not. I got nothing. Oh, jumpies. Jumpies. Nice. Yumpies. Oh, jumpies. Oh, jumpies. Nice yumpies. Nice and Okay. Oh my god. Oh, here we go. [Music] No, no, no. I mean, it had to happen eventually. I blame DNA for this entirely. Why are you challenging me? Same. Thanks for the

five gifted. Thank you very much. See you back. Especially with the gifted. Uh Dumb Dog, you wanted red, right? How about back to you in the Studio? Oh. Yep. But Jenna can go. Fine. You're lucky it's your partner anniversary. Your favorite color? Grade. Green. Green. Green. I have two choices. I choose this green. [Music] Red. Yo, red box. I like red. Red red. Red. Red. Damn. We're all just playing cards and [ __ ] Green. Let's just keep this green. Green. This is chill, actually. Oh, you [ __ ] it. You ruined it, man. You

ruined it. Green. Green. Okay, we're back to being chill. No. No. Okay. Yeah, that's literally zero chill. [Music] Oh my god. That's not chill at all. Can we stop being [ __ ] Can we stop being [ __ ] Guys, I play for me. Wow, that's bald. Looks like I'm drawing again. Nice. Straight off the top. He's making it drop. He's making it drop on us. Pretty soon I got to go straight Off the top. Make it plop. You know what I'm saying? Going to take a [ __ ] ass on us and straight up

I got to make it Holy [ __ ] That's not chill. I'm about to drop that dank 32-year-old ass on that. I'm about to drop that. I'mma get her. You're 32. Why you say it like that? You'll Maybe you won't even make it to 32. Stop saying [ __ ] like that. What is wrong with you? Do you want me to knock on wood again? Maybe you aren't. Wood can't stop God. Wood can't stop God. That's so [ __ ] true, dude. I'll give you a knock, though. Who's that? Plastic. It's death's door. I almost

lost. I don't even want your [ __ ] knock anymore. [ __ ] Good. Well, I got a bunch of gifted. Oh my god, Dylan. JH002, thank you for the 30 gifted hood. Hood lord. Hood lord. Y'all sure about that? Y'all sure you want to do that, Dylan? You for sure? That's crazy. Thank you very much. Played the screen card, man. That's all I've wanted. And Janet skipped my You're going to live forever, Dylan. I know that. Didn't mean it. Didn't mean it. Oh my god. And now I'm doing my prayers for you, Dylan. And

now I just gave you all my prayers. Get him. Oh yeah. Yeah. Get me. No, it's okay. I'll give you a chance to get them back. Uno. Looks like it's shaping up to Be an SW. That's a Steve win. An SJW. That's a Steven Joseph win. I don't know what to do, Janet. So, it's on you. Okay. Okay. Let me think. Um, let me just skip his turn then. Yeah. C to the O to the W A R D. Let me just skip uh Dumb Dog's turn as well. Okay, that's not good because I don't

got nothing for that. Green. You have like 20 cards. Oh, okay. So, do you think I should do yellow or red? Yep. Yep. Eeny, meeny, miny, mo. Okay, Yellow. [ __ ] Looks like you chose [ __ ] incorrect. I had won the whole time. Theatrics. God damn it. Damn it. No matter what I did, he would have just won. No, if you went red, he wouldn't have won, actually. No, cuz my red was is a one. Everything was a one. Oh, it was all one. Oh, I just shot him. Oh my god. Oh, I

couldn't stop yawning. It hurts my jaw. Ooh, maybe Uno is not back. This guy's bold. No, I just It happens to me At the same time every day now. I don't know why. Don't know why. It's nap time. You're getting old, man. No, I think Uno every now and then, like once a month. Once a month would be [ __ ] amazing, wouldn't it? Oh, but Janet's back to her old ways. [Laughter] What is this going to be? That's fine. And you get rewarded. Yay. I love that. If What's that yellow? Keep playing. Let's Just

keep playing. Don't think. Just play. Go. Instinct only. Here we go. Dude, you're the only one that needs to hear that cuz you're the slowest [ __ ] player of all time. Get in the flow state, guys. I'm locked in. This guy doing exercises. Come on. Yeah. Here we go. Come on. Come on. Five. Six. You're thinking. I'm not thinking about anything. I'm just clicking. Bad play. Here we go. [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] Why Janet? Why? I know he blue, but I don't have nothing from there. You can save the card for later. I don't like

saving things. Said the cheerleader. Save the squirrels. Said the cheerleader. Save the squirrels. Said the cheerleader. Oh, I should I [ __ ] saved it. Well, here we go again. Oh my god. Here we go again. Damn, you got me. You got my white ass going with that song, bro. Yeah. You like that [ __ ] I got Check that out, guys. He has a red. Can you guess the number? Two. Eight. Close. Oh, it's cuz I dumb dog just got it. Two. Yeah. Match cheese, isn't it? Wow. [Music] Let's see. What is that? They'll

play my Numbers. A blue fool. Okay. Another red. Okay. Okay. My bad. H, that displeases me. Shrouded in mystery once again. My teeth. That's okay. We're bringing it around town. Are we? I wasn't ready for this. I wasn't ready for this. Any last words? Uh, please don't. Got it. What's the point of last words? They don't [ __ ] do anything. Famosaurus, thanks for the hundred Boots. There there maybe there is a world where you there's something you could say that would stop me from doing that. I don't know what that world is, though. Persuade

you. Mhm. I'll give you a million song for you. Wow, that's still plus two. 100 bucks. Yes, I know that's attainable. Hugs. Hug. How sweaty are you? Uh, not very sweaty actually. Sure, I'll take a hug instead of 100. I smell bad though, despite that somehow. Oh [ __ ] Take a Shower. Can't smell worse, Steve. What the [ __ ] Smell bad. It's not that bad. Oh, are you talking about the gas? Should really shower, dude. I've had I've had some reers in the past like couple weeks since we started eating all the sharky

sharky it might as well be called one time his fart was so bad I thought about calling 911 oh my like for you or for him me both okay I was so scared buddy dude it was Um it's really scary I cleared a [ __ ] floor like I was scared jumpies yeah it Um, he didn't say anything too. He just bathed in it. Really bad smell. Probably thrives in it, too. Like even Oh, yes. It It increases my HP. How? Gives me a small heal over time effect. [Music] Dude, the AoE on my ass

is crazy. The AoE is crazy, bro. Literally Pudge from Dota, man. It's crazy, dude. It dots enemies. Hot's allies. This will be Someone needs to tank aggro on my ass. The dot lasts forever. Wait, what does that one mean? I don't know if I'm that schooled in this. There was no cleanse. There's no cleanse up. Oh, no cleanse for sure. Your male's crucible was off cool down. Did you expect a turn? Yes. Oh, okay. Oh, all right. Throw it back to him at The desk. I'm going to throw up. Watch this. Yes, sir. Dog [

__ ] play rewarded. Would you guys like to play a yellow? No. No. Okay, here you go then, dumb dog. You didn't want it. Well, [ __ ] it. Damn, bro. You just made me win two double yellow nines. You already put a yellow nine. That lie wouldn't work. Bring it around. Bring it around. You better prepare for this one. Oh, [ __ ] dude. I actually thought that Was a bacon lie. I was about to win. Oh, really? Yeah. I thought he was going bring it around town. He was like just kidding. And then,

you know, it does that whole thing and then it was a Steve win that time. Yumpy. Anyways, nowhere, right? Like an arc. Um, I don't think he has yellow. Why would you change it to this color? You dummy dumb dumber. You say dumb now, but dummy dumb. Hold your horses. I recommend you play a yellow. It's almost Okay, let me get right on that. I want you just to play a yellow number and then I want you guys to both all apologize to me and then thank me at the same time. You've made me draw

like a 100 cards and not be Dude, dude, imagine you play a yellow and he [ __ ] wins off of that, too. Can we get the quote one more time? Oh no, dude. No. I made him draw a thousand cards and he Oh my god. Yo, nice win, Bacon. I'm so surprised. I'm shocked. That wasn't even that theatrical really. Wow. Can we get that quote again? Yo, wake up. Stay with us. Stay with us. Wake up. Wake up. I'm awake. I'm just It's yawning. Like, literally, I'm not even your tit. You know it. Yeah,

my chat recommends that song all the time. Oh my good. Burn my gird. Oh my god. Taste. Oh my [ __ ] Christ. Oh my god. I woke up this morning. I got My tit. I got my clked so hard. My clerk. My clerk suck. Um, that's awesome. Did I win the last game? Going to be a No. Well, you went for me. You went for Bacon. Steve throw doesn't technically count. Don't plus two me. That's true. Bacon throw. Steve throw doesn't count. Yellow two plus two. Yellow three. Oh, wait. To where I belong. Stay

with us. My jaw just popped, dude. It's not I'm not tired. You're kidding me. I know. It's [ __ ] awful. My jaw hurts, man. All this cockive sucks. Yeah. Tell me about it. Tell me what flavor. What flavor? Gay. What brand? H decline. Like pirates. Like pirate [ __ ] You're sucking on. Yeah. Yeah. A little bit of a m cheese. Little bit of cheese. Oh my god. Did I Just give someone else another [ __ ] win? How is this happening? Oh, I got [ __ ] Yeah, it's not on me. You could

have taken the blame. I would appreciate it. Monkey Bunny, thank you for the 13 months. I said, is this thing on either way? I think I earned it. And it feels so good. Oh, you guys are playing for second. Oh, am I? That's sagundo in Spanish. I don't think it is. Let's Google that. Uno sigundo chat any knowers no say po no say es [ __ ] boy pero no say pero [ __ ] kier [ __ ] it is see you're right bacon ah see Sukoy. Yeah, I can speak a bunch of languages. If

I can change the color, I will. And I Will jump. [ __ ] [ __ ] Green five. How do you say zero in Spanish? Sero. Sarah. Sero. Settle. Settle. I know that from bleach. I can sit out of this one if you guys want. You can say anything in Spanish. What? Oh, I thought you said I can say anything you guys want. And I thought you were talking about Spanish. I got my tit sucked in Spanish. Say, "I woke up and got my tits sucked." Or dick sucked. You're trying. Why are you annunciating all

of that? I'm not announcing anything, Janet. Please. And this just in PSA I just got my tits sucked or dick sucked. Dude, stop enunciating so much. I'm going to put on two green eights for you. That place sucked. You think I'd like green cuz I'm a frog, But I don't. H Oh, that's a lot of cards. That's a lot. I didn't even get a [ __ ] green. Wow, Bacon. I find that play masturbatory. Masterful. What? I wish there was a pause in this game. I have to pee. There is a pause in this game.

Low hanging fruit is going to know how to say zero in Spanish and it got real [ __ ] weird. What's getting weird in here, guys? Steve's trying to ask you And people to say some weird stuff. That was like five minutes ago. Yeah, we've already moved on, Janet. Now G L get glow. Stop it. Steart. Uhoh. Ah, this is going all the way back to you. I'm calling it you little prick. Yep, there it comes. Oh, boys. What the [ __ ] you think he has? Oh, well, thanks for taking You've got to be

freaking kidding me, bro. No red. No reds. It's not yellow. That was a bluff. He took too long. Do you Do you think it is a bluff? 100% bluff. If I'm wrong, roast me in the comments. Oh my god. Yes, sir. Wait, he's sick with me. No roasting in the comments. Glaze me. Glaze me. Roast. You think he has blue? I think I do have blue. It's not yellow. Okay. Yeah. But I should try again. I don't want to. Come on, Jet. Wow. Hurry up and draw a lot so I can start playing stuff. Tight.

What you got for me? Hello, yellow. Fine. Hey, come on. Bacon's got [ __ ] two cards, too. And now he gets punished. Now he gets punished. Oh, you've been a bad boy. Challenging. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Oh, sorry. You've been a good boy. Two blue. Ah, okay. Good. Two twos. Two twos. One's a Oh, oops. Wow. That was a bad play, Danny. That wasn't bad, guys. That was a terrible play. Not last card to play. Do we plus two, though? So, he has ultimate shield. Oh, nice. Huge play. Okay. Okay. You've saved me another round,

haven't you? Come on. Someone's going to make too. It's just Oh, it's just so It's just so unfair, isn't it? It's just so It's not nice. It's not nice. Blue thought. Yeah. I'm only going to draw a couple though. Haha. Red. Green. Red, too. I mean, rat green. [ __ ] it. I've got to take a massive piss, don't I? I'll be seeing you in hell. Seeing you in hell. Oh, Janet, you Haven't given me a single [ __ ] card I can play off of in 10 turns, haven't you? Because I don't want you

to win. Oh, behave. [Music] Oh, nice. Now we can make it blue because you decline. You [ __ ] suck. That does make me suck. You're a big [ __ ] loser. Jumpies. Oh, I'll be eating some [ __ ] here. Yum. We didn't have a blue and that saved You. Blue. Otherwise, I feel bad. Oh, whatever you do, keep the cards you draw. Okay, you better keep the card you draw. Come on. Uh-oh. What happens if he plays it? That's a lie. What if he doesn't even draw a card? Why did he play? Actually,

it's totally fine that he did that. All right. What you got for me, Janet? Maybe something I can finally [ __ ] play off. You're here. Works for me. What the [ __ ] bro? Why is It always Have you done a dumb dog? The [ __ ] bro? Have you done a dumb dog? Sorry. That was this just Wow. Sorry. Stupid. No, you don't understand. Oh, okay. No, I didn't mean to [ __ ] play that. This game's so ass stealth, bro. Still, they fixed the XP. We're level 50 now, man. True. That is

sick. That's a good trade-off. Come on. I got to pee so bad. Can I just win this? God. Never. Yeah. Should we do a little bit of a pea break after? Yeah, maybe. I'm going to stop, Steve. Watch this. Crap. Little pee snack break after this. And then we'll only have time for one more game after it. Well, I don't have to pee, so I I'll get snack while you guys are peeing. What the [ __ ] Wait a sec. I think I [ __ ] won, didn't I? No. Stop him. Stop him. I got

to pee. Oh, two greens. Okay, pee time. P. Have fun winning Against the AR. Nobody's here. Time. Snack time. I'm going to pee on my snack. Yeah, looks like I made piss. Should I go play for Janet or Wait, we're quitting out of this, right? And then doing one final game after everyone's done with their break. I'm quitting out. Noted. This gives me time to load up Idol Slayer and then do my dailies. Okay, let's See. Okay, here we go. Got to get out of this world. Uh, okay. Good, good, good. Very good. This is

very good. Did you wash your hands? No. Dude, what? Su, please. Why do you always ask that? I never do. What's the point of even asking anymore? You know the answer. So, chill. The answer is no. Unless it's a poop. Or unless I know that I have to wash my hands for the optics of It. Okay, here we go. Come on. Come on. Okay. Come on. 10 coins per second. That's not what I [ __ ] need. Critter kit. Thanks for the five months. They said to Heyie, what's for lunch and or dinner? Um, AI

sucking dude. What is probably a factor meal? Oh, yes. I've left um waiting for the final game. Oh, but actually I don't know if I'll be able to do a final game If it goes over the two. I I'll just make it AI if it goes over the Yeah, the timer. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, you got we still doing something after your thing or is that after the thing? Uh, so I don't What day? Today's Friday, so that means I have three days to get this Seven Days to Die server working. I probably should work on

that. Did you say you're going to do that and then you didn't do it the day that I asked before? No, I've been doing it every day. It's so hard for for Me specifically because I've never done server stuff before. But now I'm going to um have little milkman help me uh today and then hopefully we'll we'll lock in. little. Yeah, he's just a little guy. Oh [ __ ] you invited me. [ __ ] I'm doing a bonus mission on Idol Slayo. Okay. And join joining, aren't I? Okay, perfect. I might have time to

finish. It says loading for the lobby. Yes, it does for me as well. Yeah, don't I? Come on. Just two more bonus missions. I can do this. Oh god, the match is starting. How am I going to focus on both of these? I guess I'll have to. A little LG if you will ribbed for your pleasure. Mhm. A little LG. Thank you guys again for playing. And big thanks to God for reaching out. Happy partner anniversary. Throwback. Throw up. Throw up. Throw up. Warning. I think I'd like to play a card. I think that would

be fun. Yeah, probably not. Oh, looks like I'd play another card. Yeah, thank you. two. I'm going to get you one more bonus mission. Come on. What is that? I think I have one of those. Nice. Nice try, player. I hope you st your toe. I don't even have toes. Come on. Is that for me? I challenge this nine times out of 10. Let's see what he has. For me, I'm a toe. He's got two greens, a yellow, and a red. Oh, doesn't that blue? Doesn't that blue? Yeah, I played the I'm focusing on a

few things at once. Okay, there we go. Now, now I'm back to being locked in. Nice. But I know I got a sub from Arcane Ward 222. Thank you for the 40 months. It's been about 40 years. You're sold. Red five. Red five. Red five. Okay. Say that. Okay. Red five. You turned off your targeting Computer. You know what I mean? Like that. Okay. So, we switch it to blue. He's got a red five. And I I remembered that. Very good. Very good. He's got a red five. Damn it. And he's got no blues. Yes.

Looks like we have to worry about Janet now, though. Now target lock on Janet. Does she have a yellow? No yellow. No blues for Bacon. No yellows for Janet. Copy that. Dumb dog Is a mystery shroud. Sharted in mystery. Stop it. Cards. O. That's a shame how many cards you had to draw there. Yeah. Well, it's a shame that you're just elongating this game when you have to go soon. It's a shame how elongated your face is. Why the long face? What snack you got over there? A breakfast burrito. I do love those. Now eat

some of these cards. Okay. Yummy. I like red here. Very good. We Got to stop Steve guys. Stupid Steve. Oh, what if I win the LG without any theatrics and I actually win fair and square are here. Cookies. Uno. Uhoh. I want to go get my cookies, but I need to stop Steve. No, don't. Do you have a plus two? Bacon or dumb dog? You guys, that's that's collusion. You guys can't do that. You guys can't. Oh. Oh, well J, I don't have much I can do here. Did you have a plus two, Dumb Dog?

I didn't hear it. I did, but I didn't want to say cuz it was collusion. Oh. Oh, the plus two would have been real good. Looks like we have time for another cuz that one was so quick. Wait, really? I'm done. Cozy with Katie. Thanks for the 30 months. I said your cookies. Oh, yeah. I do. I do. Do you have time to get them and come back before you turn into AI? Oh. Oh, so then that was LG. I hit quit For Okay. Okay. Good. Good. Good. That that'll give me time to set up

for the games, guys. Thank you. GG's have a great day. Masterful Uno was played today. Thank you. And Janet, we're all praying for you. Thank you. Thank you. As a preventative measure, just in case. And with that ominous note. All right. Goodbye. Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool. It's time for Path of Exile 2. All right, let me load it up. Oh, I'm so excited. Bacon Bros at the top. Wait, did I win a bunch? Oh my god, I actually ended up winning a lot more than I ever expected. Nice. Um, you guys have maybe seen

people play Path of Exile 2 before. Where do people keep their cameras? You've probably seen Dumb Dog play it a lot. He has no camera. Okay. But if you have seen someone play it that does use a Camera, do you know? Do you know where to keep it? Oh, dumb dog. Thanks for the raid. Hope that you enjoy those uh insomnia cookies. I'd love to know what you're dabbling in. What flavor? K. You were here to backseat uh the PoE. That's fine. Feel free to backseat today. I'll probably need it. There appears to be a

content update that I wasn't ready for, but luckily we have seven minutes left. Have a beanie On my head. Thank you. Where's my gum? I'm going to freak out. Daddy, where's my gun? Yes. Welcome, Raiders. Yes. What a time to be alive. What a time to treasure. Can we all just Can we all just treasure another Uno day just happened? Who would have thought in 2025? Would you take a job offer from Elon for ranking up his PoE account? Is That the game that there was controversy over with him? What a loser. Okay, my download's

about halfway through. Janet, I think, is having a crisis. I'm not going to go check. [Music] Um, Uno's a recession indicator. That's so funny. Yeah, I was genuinely so shocked that of all the on her partner anniversary, she doesn't she didn't want to do GTAP. She Didn't want to do like well maybe she's doing another lobby or something or like a Valow Custies. She wanted to do Uno with three white people. Thank you, Janet. Let's put on some medieval music. Where's my weird little medieval playlist? Eye of the tiger. Medieval version. Steve, maybe she don't

want you there. She invited me first. That much is obvious to me. Get That bread, Bundy. Nice reference, mate kicks. That's awesome from you. Why subject herself to that? Bit of a masochist for sure. I got to see this economy news, man. Every day it's something new, something horrible. Thank god I got all my electronics already. All right. So close. We're at 27 gigabytes out of 40 gigabytes. A lot of people streaming PoE. Keep it in the lower left, by the Way. Thank you so much. Lower left only 3 trillion lost. What's the GDP? Is

it 14 trillion? GDP. United States. Oh, it's 27 trillion. Wow, I was way off. So, we lost about 10% more than 10%. Cool. Well, let's play some Path of Exile, too. Do you feel liberated? I feel libations. the stock market isn't GDP. Yeah. So, I actually have a ve I have very little understanding of the stock market um and the NASDAQ and and the Dow Jones and and all that. I um have never I've never bothered to to uh pay attention to the stock market at all or invest. It's just too tough. It's too tough.

Red means bad, green means good. And what's it at right now? Big red and red. Let me check the key. Red means bad. Oh No. Well guys, that's enough talk about that. Can't have that for my sponsor, guys. Please, please. Which hasn't started yet officially, but it will be soon in 3 minutes. We'll come back. You know, we'll be back. What happened to Rome? Let's see. Launch. Still there. True. Still there, baby. Ah. Sorry, I got a jump scare. This was a Little loud. Let me uh change this over [Music] to good music. Yes, very

loud. Oh, don't look at my login. I got to turn this down. Very good. Can you turn it up? Yeah. Yeah, for sure. Let me just type in my path. Very good. Criminals, your sentence is to be hanged from the neck until dead. Let your souls Feed the first ones and your bodies feed the land. Thank god my neck is full of calluses. This isn't even going to work. It's going to be like Danny DeVito when it's always sunny. Oh my god, I get to This is how I choose my class. That's so cool. Okay,

who am I the most like? Who's the palest? That's got to be her. I do not fe fear death. I am its master. Darkness and the dead are my weapons of war. My enemies will rot from the inside Out as my Dude, I feel like I'm rotting from the inside out with some of my farts. Cool. I'll be a witch. Type your character name here. Flunked class. No. Genevieve Mc Steve Dawn of the Hunt. The witch is escaping. Kill her. Oh, but I drowned. Damn. Unlucky. Can't swim. Should have tried to escape Somehow. How else?

So, this is Path of Exile 2, the Dawn of the Hunt update. And I want to just say thank you for sponsoring me. I'm going to do a cheeky little pause here just to let you know. Path of Exile 2 is a next generation action RPG created by Grinding Gears Games. You can journey across the deadly continent of Rayclass, meeting multiple immersive cultures While facing off against evil in many forms, much like I do in real life. Uh, Dumb Dog has talked about this game non-stop. I've always been at the forefront of hearing about it.

I hear about this game or used to constantly from Dumb Dog. Um, and I've always wanted to play, but I've always been a little standoffish at things where I have to learn. But today, I'm learning. Okay. I'm a WD player for sure. I got to turn it down a little bit. I will not join the dead today. I might. There we go. Wait, hold on. Can I just beat the [ __ ] out of people? Oh, a wounded man. Can I punch him? Another living soul. Now all those who drowned in the flooding, suddenly they

ain't so dead no more. I would appreciate it if you could. Oh my god. Why am I Oh, I thought I was stabbing both of them at first. Oh. Oh my god. I was like, the music's too happy for this part. What is happening? I had uh the medieval music playing in the background. Search for the miller and find safety in Clearfell. Did this. Okay, so I can't go that way. It looks like we've already reached our first puzzle, guys. Maybe I have to go back in the river. Left click here to open the menu.

So, that's Probably what they want me to do. And I want to equip this And if I want to go back, I just push I. Can I push? What does tab do? Tab is map. M is mystery. Surely we just keep going this way. Oh, change the category. Um, can one of the mods change the category to um, Path of Exile 2, Dawn of the Hunt? Is that possible? Okay, my first combat. Whipped. Whipped. Whipped bodied. Oops. Hermit garb. I'm killing these hermit grabs. Oh. Oops. They are nasty folk. These look like septics. Can I

take this? Oh, let's see what this is about. Cool. Now I have clothes. Not as wet anymore. Yeah, this is an expansion. The game is Path of Exile, too. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, sorry. You could just probably do Path of Exile, too. My Bad. I was just testing you. Okay. A rusted great helm. What does this entail? Cute. Wait, I'm looking badass. Okay, I think I just keep going this way. Large chest. Thank you. What is this? Equip item. Hell yeah, I will. Grant skill level one skeletal warrior. I get a minion. Oh. Oh, rats. No,

guys. Oh, those are my minions. Sorry. And let's go up this way, guys. Come on. Yeah, we're actually going to go around this way through the woods. I've killed people here before. Do you guys see my prowess? Yeah. Let's go back this way. Just making sure that guy's dead. I'm so positive I'm going the wrong way. There's no way I'm supposed to cross the river that I started at. Guys, come on. Sorry for leading you astray. We got to go back the other way. Come on, babies. Come on, my babies. Come on, my kittens. TP,

my kittens. Come on. Down, down, down to the left. Yeah, we're going to go this way, guys. Looks like I got this blue line up here on the map. Yep. Cross the bridge. Cam either top left or a bit above the bottom left. A bit above. Dang, my minions are toazelle. Oh, like right here. How about Roy? Does this seem good? Nothing happens in the top left of the screen, I Guess. Large chest. Thank you. Unear. Oh, I didn't read it. Darkness. I welcome it. Raised spikes of bone from the earth in front of you,

damaging enemies. The bones of corpses in the area are ripped out and reassembled into short-lived bone construct minions that fight for you. That is metal as hell. And let me just figure out where to put this Here. So, is that a permanent ability that I have now? It says it must be. So, how do I use it? I wonder. Skills can be managed in the skills panel, which is the one I'm in for sure. I have skeletal warriors. Do I Okay, Chaos Bolt. I think that's the power I normally have. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, cool. So

Q is my new ability. That was actually pretty intuitive. Checkpoint. Do I need to I just found my path to power checkpoint. Very good. Checkpoints replenish your health, mana, and flasks. If you die, you can respawn. So, since I've clicked it, does that mean that I'm that I've activated it? Oh, cute map. I'm assuming that I' I've created the checkpoint and assumptions are good. Can't cross this bridge. I can. Okay, cool. Come on, my babies. Come on. What's up here? Is this a dead End? I want to use my Q ability now. Dead end. Come

on, boys. So sorry I've led you astray. But really, do you have anything better to do? You're both dead. Oh god. Careful, my babies. Careful. Please be careful. No. Did one of my guys fall? No, we're chilling. What's the deal with this? Why is this green still? Sick. Basically dominated. Q ability. Cute ability. Dominated. Get porked. Oops. Porked. You get porked. Get plagiarized. Get porked. Oop, just plagiarized you. Just set a plague of foot on you. Is that a level up? Taste of true power. Dominated. So, does that mean that I have an upgrade? I

wonder. Yeah. Press P to allocate your skill point. Oh, wow. Yes. So, this is the part that scares me a little bit. Um, but let's see what it Starts us off with. Plus 10 to maximum energy shield. 8% increased damage spell. Give me the power. I never get hit by anything anyway. And then the next thing will be increased damage spell. Cool. More damage. More goodter. Um, uh, speaking of the skill tree. Um, so there's a little bit of info on some stuff about the new update. Uh, corrupted maps have also been Overhauled, featuring enhanced

monsters, better modifiers, and a climactic new challenge. That's not about the tree, though. Um, oh, never mind. This isn't about the tree. Never mind. I read it wrong. Sorry, guys. Oh, another checkpoint. Let's go. Okay, so I think I've unlocked it. But if you're wondering what this expansion has to offer, um, a new hunt dawn, the Dawn of the Hunt Update is now available on Steam, Epic Game Store, PlayStation 5, Xbox Series X. I don't know what the Xbox stuff is. I don't play Xbox anymore. Path of Exile 2 is now out on early access.

You can purchase an early access key by clicking the Twitch panel on my um channel. Once it's fully released, you can play the entire game for free. So, if you want to join the early access through any of the links, um, whether it's in the Oh, I have to pin a live Stream my, uh, my thing. Oh, you already did it. Thank you, Petite. Thank you so much. That's huge. Thank you. Um, so you can check that pinned comment. You can also check my about section in, uh, you know, my Twitch channel. And then there's

a 15-minute timer that comes up if you if you miss the pinned comment somehow. Um, but feel free to join the early access through any of those links. And please use my Link. Let's go kill some things. The besieged encampment. Oh, rise my minions. Rise my babies. Okay. Shift or space is dodge. I see. Dominated. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Oh, and he makes enemies rise, too. Wait, but I'm actually good. Okay, I've taken a hit. Oh, okay. He's pretty strong, not going to lie. Where are my babies? Rise from the ashes. Come On. I knew that

was coming. I wonder if I can go back to that checkpoint and get extra heals. Oh my god, he's rising them again. Wait, why am I kind of nasty with it though? Oops. Do I have unlimited dodge or stamina? Oh god, did I just die? Life is low. Press one to use a life flask. Okay, so I shall. And we're back. Dude, look at how many scorpions I Have. I'm so nasty. I don't mean my skill. I just mean my abilities are so gross. I love it. Dismal. Wow, I got a bunch of stuff. Let's

see. I can inspect it with alt unidentified. What does unidentified mean? Right click. Wait, right click on your wisdom scroll to use It. Oh, interesting. And it's apprentice's twig. Focus of talent. 28% increased spell damage. Where do I put this? On here. Wait, this is a Oh, it's just like a thing that increases my mana. Rance skill level two fireball. Oops. How do I do this again? Right click on this item, then left click. And I do it for all of these. Cool. Target item is already identified. Oh, this is Let's see. Compare. And then

how do I compare these? Shift to compare with Oh, cuz this is a weapon. And I definitely want this, right? But I can't do it until what? Level three. What about my gloves? I can just put those on right away, but I can't do this anymore. Cool. Uh maybe I should go back to the checkpoint and get feel like I'm fine. Do I go up this way? Well, I'm going to be rolling Everywhere now that I learned how to roll. Clear fell encampment. Remember to return to a well to refill your flasks and replenish your

life and mana. Okay. So, players can get Path of Exile 2 early access now for $30, which also includes 300 points. Players can spend in games in-game on cosmetics, stash tabs, and much more. Uh, Dawn of the Hunt also introduces the first wave of Twilight Order uh reoquary keys from the Early access supporter packs. These keys grant access to unique items, including pinnacle bosses. Pinnacle boss drops selected by those who have supported and bought the pack. The keys also randomly drop during regular play. Renley, I've missed you. The name you're skilled with the All right,

we're just meeting now. If what you did out there in the river banks is any sign. Another refugee from the council justice, I take It. But have no fear. This place is something of a hideway for many of us now. And we could surely use your skills in these dark times. I smith for you what I can. You think I'm skillful? Bend your violence toward our defense. I got to reward an uncut skill gem. Right click to engrave a skill gem. Oh my. There's a beast of particular dark power stalking us out in the fing.

It moves unseen under the dirt like a little piggy. Warning. We can't leave The walls to find food. and I've been in our walls and slay the beast myself. Now, if you could channel your I accept your quest graciously, my lord. I'll slay the devourer. Anything. I'd like to sell you my wand. That's my level three wand. I'd like to sell you my rattle. Please allow me to sell you this deal. Excellent. Thank you. Okay, I want to use my uncut skill gem now. It didn't crash. Don't look at my info. Appears appears to have

crashed again. Or I didn't. I mean h server must be overloaded by all the people trying to play it right now. Hey guys, can you can everybody stop trying to play and just let I got to I got to knock this out. If you guys can just stay offline for a little bit. Just let me get back on and then just stay off for the next couple hours And then and then and then I'll you know I'll finish up here and then you guys can log back on. No worries. Looks like we're back. Okay. Where

am I? I wonder. I need to use my uncut gem. Right click to engrave a skill gem. Skeletal sniper. Activate to summon long-ranged reviving skeletal snipers that can fire a gas arrow on command. That sounds like me. Zero spirit required to use current spirit 90. H. How do I do this? Let's see. Right click to engrave a skill gem. Creates a skill gem up to level one. Hm. I can do this. Oh. Oh, I just engraved this. But I don't have that one. Okay. And this is what monsters that die while is my Q ability

to nearby enemies. The damage of A contagion increases each time. Understood it immediately. Intuitive. So then what do I do with this? Do I put it in my pocket? H. Oh, I put it on here. Oh, and this will be my Whoops. Oh, I put this here. And then I do and that'll be my E ability. Oh, cute. Okay. Um, I want to do this quest before I talk to anybody. Let's see. Clear. Search Clearfell for the entrance to the mud burrow. We got to Slay the devourer. Oh, Clearfell's up here. And then I'll come

back and do the rest of the quest. Dude, this game's so beautiful. I don't even Am I playing on the highest graphics even? Oh my god, I am. Well, yes. That makes me feel good. Wait, what is this? Shadow GI quality. Well, let's let's see what this looks like now. Oh, hell yeah. Search Clearfell to find the mud burrow entrance. Oh my god. Beautiful. Wait, Why am I kind of powerful now? Where are me minions? Wait, where are my little babies? Oh, I should try my I've infected it and it had gold. Very good. Oh

my god. Wolf. Rotten wolf. Nasty ass. Anything over here? Nolan, your skeletons were attached to the rattling scepter. Oh, right, right, right, right, right, right. Oh my god. I like my scorpions better. Torn gloves. Are these Good? H I think my gloves are better. Let's go. I have to find the the mud burrower. Oh my god. Whoa. Whoa. You're fast. Very good. Good for you. Ow. I missed horribly. I aspire to be as vile as that hag. Can I step on this cricket? I don't know why my psycho ass would try to do that. No,

no. I tame you beasts. Oh, I've killed you. Sorry. Wait. I tame you. I tame you. I tame you. I killed you. I tame you. I tame you. I tame you. I tame you. Untie me. H. What's down this way? More wolves. Dominated. Dominated. Dominated. Dominated. Ouch. Bastard. Checkpoint. And there's an abandoned stash here. Very good. Very good. What? I just did the wrong thing. What did we get? It's a helmet. Level 19. What is this? I mean that's armor 29 notice of criminality. I have received reports of a number of villagers hiding at the

Clearfell logging site. Travel there and convey my order to return. Anyone refusing my authority should be considered a traitor and a criminal. Sorry. The as you see fit, but bring their bodies back to the manor. Bring them back to Manua. Click Hit Q on a Corpse. Ew. Did you just want to see the gore? You nasty freak. Where am I going? Up here. Or does it break apart the bodies and you can loot them kind of? Let's check the map. Where am I? No, you summon [ __ ] Okay, it looks like I go back

this way. Do they I wonder if they stay with me. Can I just amass an Army off of these dead bods? Oh, they have a time limit. Come back to life, my boys. Okay. What's up this way? We have to find this mudber. Mudboro. Oh my god. Getting muddy. Ew. The descent into darkness. I wouldn't have it any other way. Oh, she loves this [ __ ] man. Ew, ew, ew, ew. Come back to life, my scorpions. Come on, my babies. Dominated. Dominated. Dominated. Dominated easily. Come with me, my babies. Come on. Come. Come. Come.

We got to get going. Fight. Fight. Fight. Fight. Fight. Yeah. Let's go. Two gold. Ah. Jesus Christ. What? Attack. Behind. Behind. Tank it for me. Tank it for me, my babies. I pray for you. I pray for you. I'll bring you back to life. But you're scorpions now. Come on. We got to get Going. We got to find this bad guy down here. Come on. Just up ahead, little babies. Come on, my babies. Come on, my kittens. My nasty little bug kittens. You guys are freaks, but I love you and I need you. Dominated. Up

above. Up above. Where are my babies? Return to me. Yes, yes, yes. There we go. Level up. Dominated. Ew. I'm so good at this game. Let's go. Oh my God. Okay, let's see. What do we have here? Gloves orb of transmutation upgrades a normal item to a magic item with one modifier. H. Oh my god, that scared me. This is a normal item. Maybe I should upgrade it. Right click this item. Lightning resistance. Well, hopefully that comes in handy. Oh, wow. Cockroaches. Ew, something just launched a a vomit at me. Emerge. Come on, losers. Kill

this egg Thing. Ew. Get off me, freak. Okay, let's see. Crossbow. Physical damage 7 to 12. I think I like my my little wand. Oh my god, dude. Stop trying to scare me here. Come with me, buddy. I need your help. Yes. Attack my babies. You should should get up. Going up this way. Oh wow. Hold on. Let me whip a nigh neigh on this. Hold on. Let me whip a nigh neigh. Dominated Loser. Further into madness we go. Beasts, wretched rattlers. More scorpions, please. A hardwood spear. Ew, a fresh larva. Oh, dude, we're going

to face a nasty ass bug in this. I'm so sure of it. Oh, I keep forgetting to use my E ability. Well done, everybody. Come on. Further we go. Top left. Top left. Where are we? This looks like a battle room Checkpoint. Scared me. That noise scared me. I'm not scared now, though. Keep traveling. Come on. Vile nest. Is this it? This looks like a Oh, yeah. That's the devourer for sure. Yeah. Just wait till you have minions come out at me. Yeah, just you wait. Where is he going? Come on, spit out a friend

for me. He hasn't even touched me once yet. Oh, that was a big I took a big hit There. Oh, wow. Oh my god. He's devoured my shields. Okay, so what we're going to do is try to avoid try to avoid these cursed powers. Oh, rats is more difficult than I expect. The tail. Oh, the tail. Oh my god. Oh, good gravy. Heal. Heal. Oh my god. Come on. Come back to life. Come back to life, my babies. Oh, I'm poisoned. Oh, [ __ ] hell. Come On. Ah, Jesus Christ. Oh, I poisoned him. I

poisoned him. Let's go. Oh, wow. He's right beneath me. Oh my god, there's Oh my god. Wait, hold on. I'm kind of getting [ __ ] on. Oh my god. I have to beat this guy. Come on. Come on. No, don't spit at me. Oh my god. The tail. Oh my god. Get away from me, cockroaches. Dude. Oh, he's coming to me. Oh, and the tail. I can't forget about the Tail. Jesus Christ, man. Okay. Okay. We're chilling. We're chilling. No. Oh my god. He hit me directly. Nice. Nice shot. That was really cool. No,

not the tail. Dodged. I just need to start doing more damage to him directly. Forget about these cockroaches, man. Jesus Christ. Oh, he hit Me. Okay, come on. No, don't get poisoned. Oh, come on. Come on, Brew. Okay, not so bad. We're about halfway. Pretty good. Pretty good. No, the tail. Oh, I'm trapped. I've trapped myself in a corner. Ah. Oh, come on. Use that another ability. Very good, Stevie. Oh, no. Oh, the tail. Oh my god, there's so much to dodge. Wow, there's Such an incredible amount to dodge. Do I have another manaf flask?

I don't know how many of these I get. Get the [ __ ] away from me, cockroaches. Come on. Oh, he missed my epic ability. Ah. Oh god. Oh my god. Oh my god. There's so much to dodge. Oh my god. So many [ __ ] cockroaches, too. Okay. Oh, he's coming out there. Get the [ __ ] away from me, cockroaches. Ah! Okay. Jesus Christ. Heal, heal, heal. Upies, uppies. Okay. Come on. Just a little further. No. No. How did that hit me? Heal. Oh my god. He's got the tail throwing things at me,

too. And there's just so many [ __ ] cockroaches. Excuse me. Ew, ew, ew, ew. Oh my god, the tail. I forgot about The tail. I'm not stressed, though. I'm actually chilling. Revive. Revive the tail. The tail. Holy crap. What's What's hurting me? Oh my god. I think I'm out of mana. I need to use a a mana thing. Can we get a mana in here? Oh, poison. You bastard. Oh, you're so strong. I love you. Oh my god. I ran right into that. Okay, just a little further. The tail. Oh, we're so close. kind

of. Please, please. My hands cramping. Oh my god. I'm not stressed, though. I'm actually chilling. I'm actually really chilling. I'm super I'm super good. The tail. Oh, dodge the tail. That was easy. Saw that coming. Mile away. Oh my god. Don't get cocky even though you're The [ __ ] goat. Acid dominated. I missed. But I never miss. Oh my god. I have no more mana. Oh, or no more health. Oh no, I'm going to lose. Oh, I've never been so scared. I have to really start focusing on this guy. He hit me with an

acid. That pisses us off. Oh, I'm going to lose for sure. Oh, big time. I just Died. Chloe Painter 21, thanks for the three years. I said $8 a month for 36 months. Damn, that's a lot of money. You're welcome. And Spyrophobia, thank you for the six months. I said, sorry not for Sorry for not resubing sooner. I was in theos hosp spiral. Oops. Sorry, Spyro. Dang, that was tough. I wonder what I can do to increase my ability to beat this bastard. Maybe I use the crossbow instead of this. How much damage does it

Do? 7 to 12. This and then I'm going to try h use your skill point. Oh, do I have one? Oh, nice. Increase spell damage. Yes. And then let's kill the devourer. Let's use this crossbow. Beat its ass. It's Here. Wait, this actually does so much more damage. Amazing. Where's the tail? Get poisoned, loser. I've loaned you a pad on. Death and decay. Yeah, I used to be stressed and now I'm the goat. It's already almost half health. Come back to life, my babies. Oh no. Get out of there. Oh my god, man. There's just

one attack that's really tough. It's all of them. There's the tail. Half health. Oh my god. What is that? What is that? It's poisoned me. Ooh, wait. I did so much damage with that. Uh, did I stun it with my epic damage? I almost just died. Come on. One of the cockroaches. Epic. Come back to life, my babies. Oh, they're all dead for sure now. The tail. The tail. What about it? Oh my god. Come on. I've only just realized I don't have to keep clicking. I can just hold it down. And that's huge for

me. I love ergonomics. No, that's a bad one. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Got to heal after that. Yes. Kill each other with your my poisons. Now we come back to life. Now we come back to life. I can do This. We're so close. Oh man, we're so close. Dominating ability. Final final form and destroyed. Wait and now destroyed the raven. That was easy first try. Smart the worm. Whoa. I got stuff. I can Can I rotate this? H. I can create a portal, but I don't want to use it yet. Okay, so let's organize. I

need a 3B right there. Perfect. And then, hey 2 kid, thanks for the 22 months. I said my pits got all sweaty watching that. Nasty. Okay. Can I pick these up now? No. These must be huge. Can you rotate this in inventory or no? No. Okay. Okay. What do I want to use? Let's see. Wait, this goes here. What am I doing? Wait, what are these two different things? This is twig focus of talent rope cuffs required level five. H, I have to identify this. Whoa. Excellent. And then requires 11 strength. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. I'm

feeling good about that. Okay. Is there a treasure chest or Anything? Or the tre the treasure I get is from them. Can I bring this guy back? No. Let's go back home to Renley. Destroyed, man. Let's go. What does the well do? Oh, replenishes your life mana and refill your equipped flasks. Cool. This is a stash. Just my stash. Well, I want to see what I can sell first. And where's Renley? I'll just put this in here for now and then I'll come back to It cuz he might give me a bunch of stuff. We'll

see. We going to see. Okay. Where is Renley? He's up here. You can controlclick. Okay. Ah, finally took down the devourer. Did you? Oh, that's incredible. This is the first real success we've had against the darkness. We can breathe a bit easier now. Perhaps he can go out and gather food. Now, this Oh, he was still talking. Right click to engrave a support gem. Hell yeah. Um, for anyone that's played uh Path of Exile 2 before, uh, there will be new skills and new support gems. There will be 20 new spear skills designed for the

Huntress, as well as two other much anticipated abilities. Um, and the Huntress is the new class that got introduced with a new hunt dons. So, the skill um is this is one of the spear skills that you can have is raised spectre. This skill lets you trap and summon the Souls of almost any monster in the game. Could I have done it with a devourer if I was huntress with hundreds of monster variants in Path of Exile 2. Expect endless experimentation to find the perfect undead army. Oh my god, what's the lamest undead army I

could possibly conjure up? I need to sell a lot of my stuff. Let's see. What am I not going to What should I sell? That requires level Five. So, I'm going to sell this. Probably sell this, too. I want to use this. That's fire. And then, well, that has 28% increased spell damage, though. What does this have? How do I compare this? I'm not sure how to compare. Okay, what else do I want to sell? Hardwood spear. I think I can sell that. Staff equals two-handed weapon. Wand is one-handed. I'm going to use the staff

For sure. That's armor 45. What is this? I'm going to sell this. I'm going to keep my gems. I think I think I should keep my gems. I have no idea. I'm going get rid of my twig cirlet. I'll sell that, too. And I'll get rid of my withered wand. And maybe that'll be a good decision. We'll see. Renley, I got some stuff for you, bud. What would you like? I would like to sell stuff. Deal. Deal. Very good. Uh, yeah. I'm going to sell the wand. It will be useful. Really? Should I have used

it? Oh. Till next time. Do you have any more quests for me, Renley? This part of Farrell has been a fair home for many an Esomite generation. The clans didn't always get along, but we had to settle our feuds when the Eternals laid their savage boot upon us. We weren't able to take part in the Bloody Flowers Rebellion, but we had our share of conflict with them here. Their ruins run over the top of ours, fighting a silent war in stone. [Music] Bad enough. I have all these folks to protect. Who's got a son? Sick

about my son ever since the count's men arrested him. I was hoping you might have seen him when you were in their custody. He's a big lad. But you can't miss him Because well, he's not from around here. Maybe I did see him. I don't know. Up on the river banks when he was just a child. Carowi foundling perhaps lost came from the river party. Nobody ever came for him though. Every day here in Clearfell, I keep my eyes on the river, hoping he'll watch you wash up on its lonely sands. Just Oh, that's really

sweet. Goodbye. Until next time. I got to find his son. What's your deal, Una? You got a quest For me? Welcome to the camp of the lost. We survive, but we do not live. Damn, you're depressed, huh? Okay. Began the night Count Gina took his most loyal men into the Growwood. Not the Grwood. turned. A madness grew in him. Something happened out there. Please, I beg of you. Travel into the forest. Say less. Say more. I probably need more info. There must be some clue as to what took place. I Hey, if there is, I'll

find It. Travel to Growwood. So, I shall. Is it up this way? It's not. She lived. All right, Una. I'm going to need some help figuring out where Growwood is. So, let's see. Proclamation. By decree of the Count of Aum, able-bodied men capable of excavation must present themselves at the map. Failure to do so will constitute a crime. What is this way? Is this corell? Doesn't appear to be anything. I wonder If I have to go back into Clearfell to get to Grwood. That goes to Mudboro waypoint. Grwood. So, I would need to go to

Clearfell and then keep going. Okay. So, I have to go to Clearfell. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Understood. I'm excited to try out this fire weapon. How much money do I have? Maybe I can buy some stuff. Well, let's see. What's up, friendly? Here's what I got. Nah, I'm going back in. Here we go. Clear fall. We go. Sick. Okay, so we need to get two grill. Oh my god. Oh, I like this. Yeah. You guys want to come back? Come on, babies. We go go to Grillwood, don't we? I think it's just top left. Oo, a

superior twig cirlet. How fun. Come back to life, my babies. Dominated. Give me. And Then I don't know. I guess I'll just keep going up. Tough to say. I'm loving this fire staff though. You can come back. Oh, are you swiping at me, loser? Whoa. Oh, sorry. Wolf. Dominated. Just gold. Dominated. Dominated. Okay. I feel like it's to the left. Imagine you get run up on the battlefield like this. Idiot dominated. I don't even need Minions to beat you guys. Idiot dominated. Dominated. Idiot dominated. Okay, let me get some minions up in here. You're infected

now, loser. Get ped on though. Truly, I'm taking the correct path. Oh, this goes a ways, huh? Dude, my character actually is a psycho. Beautiful murder. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Scroll of wisdom. Nice. Destroyed. Okay. Easily. Just wolves, guys. Don't worry about it. Come back to life, my babies. Come on. We got to go to grow. Grow. I think Grwood get infected, loser. Oo, level up. Yay. Can I do more damage? Let's see. Increase spell damage. Hell yeah. I'm just going to be the most powerful person. That's the goal. Wait, what's over here? Nothing. Nothing's over

Here. You guys do this. You guys do the spin. That's a thing. That's so funny. Oh, checkpoint. Grwood. Oh my god. How intuitive? Traveler. Delawin. Hey, the hunter. Are you dude? He's huge. Is that the sun? Name's Elwin. I can't remember the name of the sun. See that there? No, your eyes don't deceive you. That is the spirit. What is the form of it? I can't see. Don't worry. It means for us to follow. Approach and the hunt begins. Ready? Go on mid. Okay. Try to keep up. Don't lose sight of it. I won't. Okay.

I've lost sight of it. Yeah, I've already lost sight of it. Oh, I found you. Oh my god. What? Werewolves. [Music] Wait, there's a cauldron over there. Do we get to go to it? Wait. Wait. Ah. Are You sure we don't want to stop at the cauldron? Put it down. Defeat the hunted monster. How do I know which one the monster is? They all seem like the monster is the thing. Oh, maybe it's the one that's glowing gold. That makes a lot of sense, actually. You've been infected. Shaggy Drool. I can't believe that's his name.

That's so funny. Oh, Delwin, sorry. I just shot you. Oh, whoops. I didn't mean to skip that. Yo, I want to check out this cauldron though. Hold on, Delwin. I gota I got to check this out. Oh my god, that's an enemy. Sister. Okay. In the woods. Flasks. Curious. Oh my god. Who are you? You are strange. You've been infected. Why can't I infect you? Nice. It's these tree bastards Again. Whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm slowed here. Oh my god, they're going to keep slowing me. Oh, I got to loot this. Hey, Delwin. You want to

help? Idiot, bro. Bro, don't just stand there. Delwin, how do you not see this battle? Oh my god, Delwin, you're so lucky. I'm the [ __ ] goat. All right. Um Ha. Okay, I know I have firebolt. No. Can I take any of these? No. Oops. Okay. Inventory. It's a helmet. Quality 10%. So, this is good. I should wear this. Cuz when am I going to need lightning resistance? I'm just going to drop that. And then I'll get the what? Attuned wand. That seems cool. But I can't use it until what? I identify It. And

then I can drain my enemies. Mana flask. Yes, please. H boots. Oh, nice. Who? Whoops. Very good. I think I need to return to town and sell some stuff. This way. Goodbye. H. I need to create another portal. And I choose you. Okay. the well. Probably didn't need to do That, but that's okay. Oh, Renley, I have some things for you, bud. Take a look. Yeah, I'd like to sell my Hollywood spear. That will be useful. Probably keep that. Get rid of a mana flask. Probably a bad decision. Helmet, get rid of it. Rawhide boots.

Get rid of them. Mana flask. Get rid of it. Useful. Chain mail armor, get rid of it. Quilted Vest, get rid of it. Short bow, get rid of it. Yeah. Will that be useful, bud? And that's my ash and staff. But this one's better, right? Yeah. Get rid of this. Yeah. Okay. All right. Till next time. All right. I got to go back out there. Wow, that guy is so strong. What the hell? Maybe I'll just sell these two. How's the clearing? Take a look. Switch your flasks. And these are better flasks that I can

fill up here at the well. Ooh. Oh. So, should I sell my other flasks then? Okay. Anything take your fancy? Shut up. I'm the [ __ ] goat. Find a point out there. All right. Let's see to Gretlewood. Cool. Flask upgrade. Should probably go to a checkpoint. Oh my god. I thought those birds were going to kill me. Okay, where are we going, Dan? This way. I've never known the spirit to Manifest itself so openly. I tell of I, but even in the stories, it weren't like this. What were it like? Seems it's doing the

same now, but more often, more urgent. Seems like it's trying to tell us something. Nothing's spreading. The spirits, your rash is spreading. Question is, will you answer? I heed the call. Wait. Quest complete. What? Search the Gwood. Then so I shall. I guess we just keep going this Way, huh? Oh, wow. More wolves. Dominated. Dominated. Dominated. Dominated. Got that AoE. Gamer words. Dominated. Yeah. Cheeky bit of gold. Dominated. Who's next? Yeah. Y'all want some? Yeah. Y'all want some? Oh, do you want some? Yeah. Yeah, I was just wondering if you guys wanted some. Oh, do

you want some of this, too? Cool. Nice try. Whoa. Whoa. Dominated easily. Whoa. How is this whole forest not on fire because of me? I'm just running through them, man. Oh, wow. Wrong way. Aim that way. There you go. I wonder why they want me to look through Growlwood. And I wonder what the spirit is about. my shield. Don't make me use my mana potion. Get him, Scorpion. Come on. Pu. I am nasty with it. Okay, there's Nothing in this corner. What's down here? Got to keep searching. Yeah. You want to come back to life?

Where'd those guys go? What the hell? Oh, they're here. Yeah, everyone want to come back to life. Probably got to go up this way, I guess. Okay, probably don't got to go up this way, I guess. Down here then. Must be there's a checkpoint. Yeah, piss yourself. Dominated. Revive. attack. Nice checkpoint. The red veil. But I have to keep searching Grellwood. Ah, I will put you down. That didn't scare me. If that's what you're thinking. Where my scorpions at, boy? Guess we just keep going down here. What a mi. There's a mystery of foot. Ew.

What the [ __ ] are you, you weirdo? Get infected by my weird Fungus. Oh my god. Don't play with me, boy. Don't play with me, boy. Y'all best not play with me, boy. Level up. knowledge. Sit. Bye. Okay. What did I just get here? I got to level up. I want more damage again. Wait, wait, wait. Yes. Apply my points. Surely whatever I'm looking for must be here. Lot of wolves. Not a problem for me. Now you're all on fire. Idiots. Idiots. Okay, so it's not this way. H. Oh god, I got a little

flask. All right, we keep going. Oh, wow. A cutless. Ew. You guys again? Are you sure you want to do this? Quit playing with me, boy. Quit playing with me, boy. They took my shield. Are they serious? I guess I should really start dodging, huh? I just have felt so strong and just a a lack of A need to cuz of how much of a beast I am. I've searched the whole forest. Perhaps there's somewhere I haven't checked. Yeah, there's a lot of places I haven't checked. Then we'll keep going. I'll kill every beast in

this forest if I must. Whoa. What is summon una? Nice. What the hell? Well, well, who is This that adorns the tree of souls? This shade, is it still alive? Perhaps it can give us the answers we seek. Only the count's sword has the power to bind souls to the tree like this. We must free it somehow. We must. There is a battlefield not far from here that runs red with rust. The red veil. I've seen I've heard rumblings of it. Of countless eommites still remain. We call it the red veil. You should search the

area. So I shall some of those centuries Old relics. Renley will know how to forge them. Bring the runes to him and then perhaps understood. I'll wait here. I'll activate the way point. Who's the hooded one? Okay. Count sentencing. Is this the decree of the count of Augen? Those condemned to hang from these branches are to be left until their hearts no longer beat, their lungs no longer fill with air, and their flesh is no longer warm. In death, you are not forgiven. Your souls will remain trapped here by this ancient moore of maligned wood,

and the grove will be forever denied you. rot here in the Growwood for all time. Damn, what did this guy do? A beautiful murder. So, I guess I need to go to find the entrance to the red veil and grow wood. Search the red veil for obsess of rust. How much inventory space do I have? More than enough. To the red veil we go. I don't need the gold. I need the Red veil, which I'm so sure is up this way. Yeah, it's over here. So, there are more spear skills, by the way. You can

summon a row mount. Call forth a row to fight by your side or mount it to move at full speed while attacking. Ooh, that sounds cool. But beware, taking too much damage while riding your mount can knock you off, leaving you vulnerable to a brutal fate. That's probably how I I'll die. A brutal Fade. Uh, Dawn of the Hunt also brings a massive overhaul to character development by adding over a 100 new support gems. Janet's excited about this to enhance build diversity. For example, HMA crystals turn bleed effects into explosive V crystals or veil and

calrops allow your existing skills to litter the battlefield with slowing hazards. Fairly interesting. Checkpoint. Very good. Way point. Very good. So, I need to find obelisks of Rust. Whoa. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Get infected, losers. Oh, they are kind of strong though, dog. Why are these guys so strong? Am I not ready for this? These guys are really tough. Come back and help me. Come on, my babies. Get infected. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Maybe it's just these guys are strong. Are these guys strong, Too? Oh my god. Everyone's strong. Good

lord. Oh my god. Oh my god. Okay, bit of a toughy that we got on our hands. Not a big deal, though. I've got this on lock. Maybe they're just impervious to my fire abilities. Now, where's that big bastard? Is he dead? Tough to say. Nope. Stop spitting at me, idiots. Idiots. Okay, well, that battle went a lot better than I expected. Get infected, losers. Oh, what's up, dumb dog? It's Actually very fun. I get it. Just trying to figure out why I'm underpowered right now. I've upgraded my damage incredibly. Maybe it's my weapon. Iron

crown. That sounds sick. Yeah. You like what you see? You see my prowess? Okay, let's see what Oh my god. Just when you think you have time to check your inventory. More bastards. Ah, more bastards. Yeah, keep them cool. Yeah, keep coming. All right, now it's time to Check my inventory. I'm safe, right? Okay, good. Unidentified, but I don't have any anything to identify it. Should he have more skills by now? He has like three uncut. It's skill gem time. I will upgrade contagion. Did I do it? I don't know. And then another one. I'll

upgrade. Firebolt. Contagion. Swift affliction. Profanity. What does that do? Sure, I'll swear. Where's profanity? Do I do I I think that just Okay, never mind. I think we're good. It's part of that skill now. I see. And then I have another one that I need to do. And this Is flame. While I am doing flame, create a wall of fire in front of the character which ignites everything within its area. I do like the idea of that. And this goes here. Here. And then that'll go here. And then upgrades a normal item to a magic

item. Is this magic? That's magic. This is magic. This is not magic. Let's do this. Nice. A stack of 10 shards becomes a regal orb. Don't have 10 yet. Tens. Augments a magic item with a new random modifier. That sounds cool. What do I want to use this? So, what does it do now? Can't wait to use my new ability. Blue is magic. Yellow is rare. Orange is unique. Well, let's test out my new abil. Ooh. Oh, I'm feeling powerful now. I want to use my um profanity power. The hell are you guys? Get the

hell away from me. I took damage there. Are they Serious? I didn't even notice. Come on, my scorpion minions. I thought I could get close to that guy with the explody things and it would help me destroy them, but no. I'm definitely a lot more powerful now. Can upgrade it to blue. Place into an empty rune socket in a marshall weapon or armor to apply. Okay, so that's not where that goes. Copy that. And moving on. We need to find the obelisks of Power. Surely there's one up here. New fire ability. Sick. I haven't killed

anybody yet. I shouldn't have used that yet. Oh, scroll of wisdom. Perfect. Maybe I can get another ammo. Oh, that's so many. Ew, ew. What are you? Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew. Oh, ew, ew, stop. Ew. What is that? That's such a cool design. It's nasty. Return to me, my scorpions. You want to use as many skills. Bring me scorpions back. You guys get firewalled. Destroyed. Good luck getting past my firewall. Now I bring you back as scorpions. What is this? Must be the thing that we're talking about. What the [ __ ] Oh god.

Oh, good gravy. Hold on. Infect them. Very good. Yeah, this firewall's sick. How do you know if you're out of mana? Blue circle on the right. Ruined girdle. Hidden un. Excuse me. What does that entail? Okay. So, when I click shift to compare, it's comparing it to the one I'm wearing, right? So, how can you tell what is? Oh, the ruined girdle. So, that's the quest item. Think I got to get back and sell this [ __ ] Janet's having a bit of a fright. I wonder what's scaring her. I need to collect two more

ruins of power, but I'd like to make a portal to the town and sell some stuff. Renley. Oh boy, do I have some stuff for you. I make good scrap. I'll find some use for that wooden club. You can control click them to sell. I might catch on to that. We'll See. Let's go back to the well. Revitalized. I'm going to use a [ __ ] ton of my mana now. Is this a treasure chest on Earth or is that a shield? That's a shield. Okay, the fire thing didn't seem to hit right away. Come

my scorpions. Ooh, a rusted chest. Is it just gold? Oh, wow. Excuse me. Armor 60. Hello. That's pretty good. We'll see how that plays out Later. All right. What's this way? Fire. Infection. Profanity. Fire. Infection. Return to life. Oh, they hit me. My another scroll of wisdom. Oh god. Oh, those guys look cool. Oh god, you guys can come back to life. firewall. I must find the other two runes of Oh my god, I just walked into Them without even I was reading. Get infected. Okay, now come back to life. Very good. Oh, cool. I

love that infection ability. Another scroll of wisdom. Let's go. Oh, dominated. Oh god. And if I hit him, does it hit the Is that what happens to to push that infection onto the others? Is it if they die? Must Be. I see. Oh my god. These guys just come out of nowhere, man. Dominated. Yeah. Okay, that's dope. There's got to be another rune over here. Ew. What is this? Blood water. Infection. Infection. you OP. Oh, got a skill gem, didn't I? And I have a level up, too. Nice. Okay, let's see if we can use

that skill gem. Oh, get away from me, dude. Die. Okay, let's do this. Increase our prowess. Increase spell damage. Hell yeah. And then skill gem. Where are you? What do I want to engrave? Elemental. Firewall. Occult. Flail. Yeah, probably going to go with flame wall then. S. What else do I Have? Don't know. Firewall. Oh, wait. I should use my infection. Oh, yeah. Now they're all infected. That's so sick. Oh, is that a gold chest? Hello. Oh my god. I can't even carry it all. Rants. I have to make some tough choices soon. Bro, die.

Okay. Can I take any of these? No. Let's see. H. Straw sandals. Energy shield 14. Should I use my Less armor but more power maybe. And I got a ring too. What does that do? Plus 22 maximum mana. Plus five to intelligence. I need that cool mask. Cool shield. Can I use the Whoa, that's dope. So, what's better? What did I just do that for? Uh-oh. I'm going to do it. Wait, this one's gold, though. Rune curtain quilted vest. So, which one's better? Is is this better than than this? H tough to say. I think

not. I'll keep traveling. There's got to be another rune around here. Infection. Feel like I've searched everywhere. I'm so strong. Ah, I see. Come back to life, my babies. Come on. Come back to life. Come on. Let's have some fun. Come on. Yeah, let's have some fun. Yeah, come on. Come on. Let's have some fun. Yeah, come on. Let's have some fun. [ __ ] out of here, boy. One more to find. I wonder where it is. Got to be in the middle somewhere. Surely it's this Way. Surely it's not this way. Oh my god.

[Applause] patch [Music] day. It's got to be over here. [Music] Wait, I've already been here. Have I already had this checkpoint? So then what's down here? What is this? No, I've been here. I guarantee it. So Then where is the final one? Must be this way. Oh, piss off. I've already killed all the things around here. Come on. Me and Ringo got things to do. Must be over here. It's the blue areas or up there. Surely it's down here. Get infected loser. Now you're all infected loser. Okay, if it's not here, there's only a couple

more paths it could Possibly be. Oh, wait. Is there all the blue areas of the stuff? I haven't checked yet. So, actually, there are bunch of places it could [Music] be. Surely it's up here. Ew. My firewall destroyed. The last rune is not here. Christ Ali, it must be either down here or it's all the way over here. I should have just stayed over on The right side. Just got to make sure it's not down here. I remember this checkpoint. Well, I'm thirsty. And I have to pee again. Oh, maybe it's down here. Where is

this taking me? This area is huge. I love unlocking this. This is one of my favorite parts so far is just seeing this blue thing go. Another checkpoint. Another Checkpoint. And what's down here? Nice. Oh, found it. Let's go. All right. There's the third. Here we go. What the [ __ ] The rust king. Infect them. No. Oh my god, he's so fast. Oh, and I'm weak. Wait, I'm actually so weak. What the hell? Come on, spawn some minions. Come on now. Yeah, there we go. What is That? What the [ __ ] Okay, not

so bad so far. What is that ability? Oh my god, you've been infected. You've had you've you have this septic infection now. Oh my god, lightning. Oh my god, people. Yes. Return to battle quickly now. Oh my god. I can do this. This is This is super doable. I'm getting carried Away. Oh my. What? I got cocky. Wow. Perhaps this is what I just got [ __ ] on. Let's do it. Where is he? Oh, did I kill him? Oh, let's go. I have to pee. Oh, I got to pee so bad. [Music] I think.

Yeah, we killed each other, I Guess. Hell yeah. Um, there are a 100 plus uh new unique items in uh Path of Exile 2. Um, over 100 new unique items will be added for the new update with a focus on the mid and endgame tiers to ensure highle characters have more thrilling bounty to chase. I love when the endgame gets focused on. With the new huntress class, there is a set of unique spears from early game through endgame, as well as a suite of unique bucklers. I don't Know what bucklers are yet. With some interesting

parry mechanics, the first unique charm will also be added to this update. Barra's anguish will not only protect you from ignite, but will also emit a devastating fire nova whenever you get ignited. So, be warned. I have all the runes. I guess it's time to go back home. Okay, I got to sell some stuff for sure. Renley here spikes but be I don't have the inventory to carry them. I would ask what I do. Sorry. I'd like to sell some items. Please fancy. The tree must now I have no idea which one's better. Still I'll

find some use for that. Need more inventory space. Goodbye. Go. Well, got to travel to Grwood. That's the red veil. So, I got To go back to the red veil and then to Growwood. Perhaps this is what we need. So, Growwood is up. Wait, can I just loop around to the right over here? That would be sick. Oh, wow. I don't have time for you guys. A lot of enemies here. Dang. Dang. Dang. Dang. What? What the [ __ ] is this? Infection. Wow. That's such a cool ability. Oh my God. Oh my god. [Music]

[ __ ] destroyed losers. Holy. All right, let's go upwards and onwards. Does this link up? Yes, it do. No, I got to get to Grwood. I don't have time for you guys. Hey, piss off. Ah, whatever. I'm infecting you. I don't give a [ __ ] destroyed to grill. Would I go? I hit a Wall. I thought I killed everyone here, man. Later losers to grow. What? I go. Okay. Stab the rune spikes into the tree of souls. What the [ __ ] I thought I already cleared this area. Where is it? I don't

remember where it was. The red veil was What? What is happening? Oh my god. Is this echolocation? Oh, he froze me. Oh, you bastard. A werewolf that has the freeze Ability. Piss off. Oo. Areas do not stay cleared. Noted. It was down in the It was in the middle. Oh, whoa, whoa. Hey, careful now. Surely it was down here. Oh my god, they're all freezy. Yeah. Come on, [ __ ] Oh, they're dog piling me. Okay, there's a waypoint next to the Tree you're looking for, and you can map there in town. Well, good news

is, wait, isn't this where it was? Am I crazy? I'm thinking of somewhere else. I guess I just use a portal then and then go back to town and then do the way point. Oh, I have a skill point to use, too. Jesus Christ. Oh my god. Die, please. Thank you. Oh my god. You're not dead. There we go. Scroll of wisdom. All right. Portal to Town, please. Let's get that waypoint. Do I have stuff to sell? Hell yeah, I do. Renley, I missed you, Renley. Hi. Anything take your fancy? No. Does any of this

take your funy? Still don't know if that's better than what I have. Ruin spikes. I need those. Leather buckler. Twig focus. Ooh, freezing. I don't want freezing. That'll be useful. Lightning. I don't want lightning. I Want fire. All right. So, I use the [Music] waypoint. It's got to be right here. [Music] There's one. There's two. Time to use the last rune spike. Cool quest. Did we do it? Una, wait. Speak to Renley. Well, I got to speak to Una first. But he's breathing Though. We should take him back to Clefell. He may be the only

one who knows what truly happened out here. Okay. Goodbye. Is this Renley's son that we found? Was he stuck in the tree? How'd he get in there? Dude, we found your kid. I heard you're heading for the village. When I fled for my life, there was no time for me to grab all my smithing tools. If you do manage to reach my forge, you should Find them and bring them here. I'll set up a bench and we can see about working on your take a look. I'm going to sell it. Wait, no, it's $128. What

am I talking about? Evasion rating 52. Till next time. Return to Clearfell Encampment and speak to Oona. Yes. And so I shall I just saw her. She's up here. Nice. The wound. It should be. I don't think it was Renley's son. How he clings to Life. I fear it will not be long until his song ends. He will never heal. While the binding still holds sway. Only by a count's hand can this binding be released. I know an old tale, one that speaks of a ring we might be able to recover. Buried three centuries ago

in our I can't wait to figure out how to pronounce this word. Signate ring. Signet. It's just sign of authority. But how to reach it in time? Never knew that. I accept your quest. Goodbye. Okay. Skill tree damage. Increase spell damage. Cast speed. Cast speed would be nice. I wouldn't mind that. Um, what else do I have? I have an uncut gem, right? Oh, hell yeah. Can we use it on firebolt? Huh? Ignition 10 strength required. Current strength seven [Music] pierce. H flame wall. I want I want my fireball to be more powerful though. What

does this do? Support spells that hit enemies, boosting their damage. But wait, but preventing them from dealing critical hits. Support spells. Okay, I see what the point of that is now. But I can't do ignition pierce. Support projectile Skills making their projectiles pierce an enemy but deal less damage after doing so. Huh. Maybe I'll do flame wall then. I'm not quite sure how to What does this do? Maybe Contagion then. I'll do Contagion. Okay. So, we need to travel to Agum Village. If you uncheck recommended at the bottom, it shows you more options. Too late.

Too late. We got to Go to Agam Village, which is Augum Village. So, we would need Oh, how the hell do you get to Augum Village? Huh? Find the entrance to the Grim Tangle in the Growwood. Okay, that must be what I have to do first. The Grim Tangle in the Grwood. Okay, and that is here. So, we'd have to go just straight down from Growwood. Okay, we just got to keep heading Straight down. I have a faster casting speed now, which is nice. I am the apex. It's a cool thing to say to a

wolf. Okay. Doesn't look like I can I can head straight down this way. Yeah. Piss off then. Okay. It doesn't look like I I can head straight down this way either. Jesus Christ. Dominated. Okay. So, maybe we have to go To the right and then go down. [Music] Huh. Looks like I might be lost. So, this goes this way. Can I infect all these guys? Sick. Well, that's fun. I love the group infection. That's sick. So maybe I go up and then to the Whoa. Did I just destroy like a piece of culture? Okay. Loop

around to the left. Hey, piss Off. It's got to be to the left and down. Surely. What up, Tony? Yeah, that's the red veil. Damn it. Then it's not that way. Did somebody hit me? And it's not up here. Well, certainly I don't go up to go down. Ain't no way. Ain't no way. The moving bramble. Death and decay. Oh my god. What a beautiful Monstrosity. Okay. Did not mean to run across a [ __ ] beast, man. Are you serious? Oh my god. I am sorry for entering your your domain, man. I had no

idea. I had no idea until it showed up on the map, dude. I had no idea. Oh, holy hell. Come back to me. Oh, they're not returning to life. What? Return to life now? [Music] Firewall. Good thing I'm literally so much better. Did I do that? You monstrous weed. What did I get? Wrapped quarter. [ __ ] off. Ah, [ __ ] off. Wrapped quarter staff unidentified. Well, perfect. Let me identify all of these. Fire damage 2 to 7. This does what? I still don't understand how to compare. So, I click this. No, I click

No. Adds three. So, how do I know which one's better? Can you tell me which one's [Music] better? It's compared now. Yeah, I know. I just can't read it properly. Like I don't know. Adds three two to three to seven. Five to seven physical damage. The quarter staff is melee. Oh. What is this? Augments a rare item with a new random modifier. Is this a rare item? Ah. All right. Well, we're moving On. How do I get down to the Where am I on the map? Oh my god. Oh, I'm right there. Okay, so it

looks like there might be a path down. If I go to the right, you lose your firebolt, too, if you put the yellow staff on. I don't want to lose my firebolt. I love my firebolt. Gear doesn't matter too much yet. Copy that. Come back to life. I need some Backup. Come back to life. I need some backup. Come on, my scorpion minions. Yeah, surely I just keep going down here. Oh my god, that's the way point again. Oh my god, no. Okay, to the right then. Wait, wait, wait. What's this over here? Looks like

there's potentially a path. And I was wrong. Very good. So then we loop around, maybe go this way and then down cuz there's nothing over there. And I certainly don't go through the red veil. Unless No. Surely I just go over here to the right and then down. Surely I just go up here. That's a dead end, too. Dang. I am the apex. Clear fell encampment. What the [ __ ] dear? Fancy seeing you here, future. Delwin, what are you doing, loser? Why don't you ever help me with my battles? Hey. Ah, you're useless to

me. Do I go down, Delwin? Is that what you're trying to tell me, little buddy? There's a checkpoint to Clearful. Oh, I don't know if I've been this way. No, I have. That's where I started. So, do we go up to go down? H. It's It appears to be every way I haven't [Music] gone. Nope, not that Way. Stalky mitts. Piss off rats. What the good god. Good god. Good god. Okay, come on. Wooden club. No thanks. A lot of paths over here. Lot of options. Where is this taking me? We're running out of time,

too. Oh my god. Decay. Oh my God. Easily. I love that infection ability. It's so me to infect people. Okay, this looks like a dead end again. We're going to go this [Music] way. Where am I going? Was it this way the whole time? Feel like I've searched everywhere, every which way. Well, it's not there. And I know it's not this way cuz there's no there's nowhere else to search there. So, what are my Options? Up. How's that possible? [Music] Unless I have to go through the red veil in order to find it, but ain't

no way, right? Surely not. Oh my god, I found it. Nice. Let's go, dude. You think dodge rolling is slower than walking? Oh, really? Come on, Una. Here have a mind of their own. If the FA spirits are still watching, I believe they will help Us. Please say less. [Music] The old magic still the rise. Is that thing going to explode upon death? No. Dominated. Cortiseps. Ew. Infection. Oh wow, those things hurt. Oh my god, dude. Heal. Heal. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Woozers. Oh, Wow. Oh, guys. Give me a chance. Come on. Ah, [ __

] it. Come back to life. Come on, my babies. Fight. Fight for me. Defend my honor. Thank you. Defend my honor. Fungal wolf is pretty cool. Whoa. Why is it shiny up here? What's that about? Just a trick of the light. Wait a second. There's a bridge here. And there's nothing. Perfect. Okay, we travel onward. Boulder. What the [ __ ] Oh my god, that guy exploded on me. Okay, noted. Another boulder. It's like a treasure chest kind of, but just rocks. Jesus Christ, man. These things are going to kill me. Yes. Defend me, scorpion.

Thank you. Come back to life, you two. Come on. We got more fighting to do. Boulders. Can we go downward? God, they hit me with their stank. Okay, I'm going to go this way. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Yeah, run through my fire, idiot. Nice try. What is this up here? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, put pubic. Why is this purple over here? Is this good, Friend? Oh, they're guiding me. Where are we going? Who's this idiot behind me? Is that Delwin? Time to Interesting. Oh. Oh my god. Oh my god. I'm dead.

Oh my god. I'm dead. Don't let it escape. Don't let it escape. Okay, copy that. I won't. Cool. I won't then. Okay, I won't let it escape then. How did I survive that? By the grace of God. Oh, I've done It. Oh my god. Is it this way? Hey, where are you going? Jesus Christ, man. Spirit's will be done. I will myself past Huna's death. You know what? Actually, that's the best place to die. That is actually the best place to die. I love the difficulty of this. It feels perfect, actually. It's challenging. I don't

feel like I'm running over enemies all the time. The Combos are great. I love that infection ability, too. I get why Dumb Dog likes this game so much. There's so much to it. There's so much depth, but it feels accessible, at least at the point I'm at with the skill tree cuz I saw the rest of the skill tree. But I also love researching paths in games with skill tree specifically. But uh if you guys want to join the early access, you can use any of the links Provided. There's a pinned comment. You can see

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