the weirdest funerals in history the zoroastrians in Persia had a vulture's buffet they let the birds do the catering while you were the guest of honor and also the main course the Vikings Bid Farewell to their dead on a flaming ship set for Valhalla delivering Warriors right to Odin's doorstep the Sumerians buried folks under their houses talk about staying close to your roots in ancient Greece funerals would begin with a spa day the body was washed Anointed with oil and then laid out for viewing professional MERS were hired because why cry yourself when you can
Outsource the Egyptians packed for eternity with all the essentials gold food pets and a side of servants because who wants to lift a finger in the afterlife