You know, all I've been hearing for years is how awful Mirage is in Apex. >> What the [ __ ] is you talking about? I'm sorry.
>> See, every time I see a J Haller post, there's a lot of negativity surrounding Mirage. People hate Mirage, and and and it's valid. Being invisible is kind of cringe, but you also have to acknowledge that Mirage's pick rate is very low.
And if you go to Masters and Predator and Diamond, it is even lower. So, nobody's playing them. But today I changed that because I spent a couple of hours on Mirage and not only did we drop this game even be possible.
I had 6,000 damage. Oh, damn. And a bunch of clips of me getting opening knocks as an entry fragger.
I'm going to go out invisible and kill somebody. I'm going to kill somebody right here. >> I have like no heavy ammo unfortunately.
>> I killed one. I killed one. >> Thank you.
I killed two. I killed two. Where's this last one?
Oh, he's right here. >> I'm going to invisible med kit and walk in. I'll be right back.
>> They're up top looking at me. Broken broken up there on you. >> Got the >> on the left, too.
>> I'm climbing on the another one. There's only one more. and just overall thriving in the chaos cuz that's where Mirage plays his best.
I'm going to I'm going to al down here inside. >> I'm going to go and kill one ready. Watch behind us.
Watch behind us. I'm getting shot in the [ __ ] back like genuine back up. I'm rising.
>> Uh, go outside the building and >> Oh my god. >> Okay, I'm going to come res go outside the building. >> Yeah.
>> Oh my god. >> Mirage is actually [ __ ] stupid. But we're going to start off here in plat one where I'm on Mirage, I get a Spitfire, and we're going to have the best Mirage game I think I've ever had.
>> Oh, wait. >> They're shooting you. >> There's two on the right on one for like one one chasing me.
>> I got one. >> Nice. Oh [ __ ] [ __ ] that thing.
Good thing. [ __ ] that team. [ __ ] that team.
Wasn't there another team? I thought >> Yeah, there definitely was. >> I forget that that Gibby thing is a perk.
>> Yeah, >> like Oh, yeah. I can actually just jump in the bubble. >> Yeah, >> right now.
>> I killed a Maggie. I also cracked a costic. There's like last team underneath.
>> He's running away for the RP. >> Oh my god. Oh [ __ ] >> I'm here.
I'm almost >> really low. Okay, this guy is just throwing traps down like a >> Yeah, I'm reloading though. >> Get there.
>> Right there. >> Get me with the thing. >> You got that teammate.
Let's go. >> You call me king. >> Oh, I thought that was other other teammate.
I thought that was our other teammate, bro. >> That's crazy. >> You got that, bro.
>> That's crazy. >> You got that teammate. >> You got that, King.
I'm just one of the boys. I just wanted one of the boys. >> I said you got that teammate.
>> I swear you said king. >> I said teammate. My audio sounds low, too.
Is that my headphones? >> Maybe it is my headphones. Yeah, maybe that's why I'm shooting bad.
My audio is low. >> Maybe >> the placebo is audio. >> The placebo is real.
No, I mean like I'm on this floor. >> I'm in here. Going up.
>> Fence that [ __ ] up. >> Yeah. Yeah.
>> That it's a costico. >> There's a guy ratting me, bro. >> Still magged.
Oh my god. Don't ever rat me again, [ __ ] Crossing dead. >> Where the [ __ ] is he?
>> It definitely was my audio. >> Right here. >> It was your audio.
>> It was my audio. >> I'm like, why? What?
>> I crossed across. >> Everybody has white shield over here. What the [ __ ] >> They're dropping down.
I'm dropping down, too. >> There's another team here. >> I'm chasing this alter inside.
I got her. Yeah, she's inside. Where's your team?
>> Oh, out here. >> Coming. >> I'm on my way.
>> I'm helping you guys. I'm helping you guys. >> Not Michael Bubé.
>> Oh, that that bubble's above. Wait, someone's above us. >> What the [ __ ] >> There's a full team above us.
>> Coming back. Coming back. Coming back.
>> Coming back. Yeah, dead ass. I'm down to fight.
>> I am too. >> I'm going up. >> I'm in.
>> I'm in. >> I'm in you. >> St.
Louis. I'm in you. >> There's another team here.
>> Crack a lifeline. Revenant. >> Nice.
It just res below us. I missed every bullet. Dude, can this Why is this guy shooting at me?
>> Oh, I see. >> Oh, [ __ ] Hold up. >> He's watch.
>> I'm healing. >> There's a human in our building. Oh [ __ ] What the [ __ ] I'm going to do my spend.
>> I'm going to invisible med kit and walk in. I'll be right back. >> They're up top looking at me.
Broken broken up there on you. >> On the left, too. >> I'm another one.
There's only one more. >> He's jumping away. >> Yeah.
Get his ass. >> There's another team over there, too, by the way. >> Okay, mama.
Oh, they ran this team. >> Okay. >> Yeah, >> they're not here.
Okay. >> Oh, that's where they are. >> If they go up, then I'll shoot them.
Yeah, they are. They're definitely taking it. Ready?
3 2 1. >> He's one. He's actually one shot.
Where's he going? Got him. >> I'm jumping down.
I'm jumping down. >> I'm on my way. I'm falling slowly.
Knock >> inside on me. >> Over here. Yeah.
>> Watch the car. >> They're trying to run. >> Where are they going?
>> In here. >> There's one right here. >> He is Watson's riding in there, by the way.
Oh, no. Not the other over here. >> I'm in.
>> I think it's another team though. Careful. >> Yeah.
>> I killed one. >> I'm in. >> No, he [ __ ] Maggie drilled.
>> I'm here. I'm I'm invisible hitting a bat. >> Broken.
Broken. Broken. >> I'm invisible hitting a bat.
>> You're jumping off. >> Nice. Okay.
>> She did in fact jump off. She went that way. >> Careful >> on us right here.
>> Oh, there is still people here. Okay. >> Yeah, there's a costic somewhere.
>> Where? >> I don't know. I think we missed an entire man.
Got He's right here. Riding. Riding right here.
What the heck, >> dude? How much crap does this guy have? >> I have no idea.
>> I need energy. There you go. Yeah, I think so, too.
>> No way. >> I'm going to drop down. I'm dropping down.
>> No, I'm invisible. I'm broke. >> I'm going dropping down here.
>> Come back up. Come back up. >> I'm kind of stuck here.
>> Yeah. Fight. Fight.
You got this. Do the damage. I'm coming back up.
>> They're trying to nade me, but >> coming back up. I'm going to >> I'm going to swing him right up. Where's the HP on Blessig?
I'm pushing them. I'm climbing up. I have no more bullets >> right here in the bubble.
>> Nice. Just give me in the bubble. >> I'm done.
>> Oh, [ __ ] >> I got him. >> Come here. >> I need bullets.
This is bad. This is bad and scary and bad. >> It's really bad and scary and bad.
>> There's a team over here. >> I need light ammo. Oh, back up.
Back up. There's two teams. It's a team here and a team on the building back up.
>> Teammate, please. Teammate, please. >> Let's go here.
>> That team is sniping. If they snipe me on the side and I die, I'll be pissed. >> I got us.
>> I lowkey want to push them, but they're in like the out of zone and there's 10 seconds left. So, >> they're evacing right here. >> Yeah, they're going to try to get ahead.
Coming. Let's get ahead. Let's get ahead.
We don't we don't have movement. So like we will be cooked if anything. >> I agree.
>> They're going to try to go for this building. There's a pad here. >> I'm on my way.
Going. I'm on my way. >> Wait, where did they actually go?
Maybe they're taking it. I don't think they did. >> Maybe they did.
They went right. >> Oh, okay. >> Oh, there's more light ammo here.
>> And Beth, >> they are in fact landing on us. What the [ __ ] We're dead. We're dead.
>> Where they at? >> Inside. Inside.
>> I can't get in. >> Coming out. Coming up.
>> I'm on the way to the top. >> Oh no. I killed another one.
I killed two. >> Bro, I'm like chasing these people and I don't know where they are. Yeah, the the life there's nothing by the way in this building.
I got both my kills. The lifeline's alive, though. >> Okay.
>> Where is the people? >> I don't know. >> They're over here.
>> They're on height. You want to take height and kill this dude? Sure.
Come home. Let's go. Let's go.
Kill that team. Wait, wait. I missed the zip.
I'm coming. Let's go. Let's go.
>> Oh, teammate. Come. Come.
>> Is that the Lifeline? Like, who is that? >> Uh, I don't know.
But I'm going to go kill this team cuz it's the costic team. The costic team's still alive. Holy [ __ ] >> Bro, how did you just >> He's up here.
Now I have to go back and res. >> It's okay. >> I'm resing.
I'ming resing. >> I'm like not good here. >> I'm watching over here.
I cracked an eggy. Oh, you're vibing, mama. You're vibing.
One of them dropped down. He's coming up right now. >> Hold on.
I Oh, I broke one. >> I just got sniped. I'm betting.
I'm betting. >> Yeah, I got one. Nice.
>> One more. >> Where's he at? >> I don't know.
The costing dropped. I think they were looking down. >> Okay.
>> Catalyst. >> Oh my god. She got craver.
She got craver. She got cra. >> Oh, did she get Okay.
Okay. Okay. Okay.
Okay. >> I was like, "How did she die? " And then I looked it was a craver.
>> That is so sad. >> Let's hold it here. Let's set them fences up.
Set the fences. My right here. >> I can't see anything.
>> He's one. >> Oh my god. >> The DHP over here.
Three shots. >> I'm hitting some of that. Enough speed for me.
Whoever that was. >> I need energy. >> Take some of this light.
I guess they're rancing over here. Can >> we kill over here? >> Actually, no.
No. Let's just stay. Let's just stay.
>> Who's that? >> He's holding for Yeah. >> Oh, here.
>> No, thank you. Do you have energy gun? Do you need >> Yeah.
No, it's okay. I have 160. >> I almost cracked this guy.
>> That's not No, it's not. >> This guy's just sitting behind his There's a guy in us. There's a guy in us.
>> Above maybe. >> Above. I heard somebody move.
you >> don't know. >> I heard a guy. >> I don't see anybody.
>> He's right here. The costic. The costic's right here.
He can sit there. We should go over there. >> Okay.
>> You have a evac? >> No. >> We can just climb this.
>> I think he's hiding in here. He is. He is.
>> He is for sure. >> I'm going to kill this guy and get us loot. Careful.
Careful. There's a whole lot of lot of death. He's >> Yeah.
Yeah. [ __ ] it. Come back.
Come back. He's one. He's one.
He's one. And now they're going to take our [ __ ] No. I trying to res him.
We should go back up. >> Yeah. I think there's a team up top though, so be careful.
>> Okay, the costic is right here. >> Yeah, >> in the zone. >> Stop sucking my dick, bro.
>> I got one. I got one of Careful this. >> Yeah, you [ __ ] watching it.
Oh, the missile. >> Oh, no. We have to try to kill this team.
This team's full three men. >> Yeah. Can't see anybody.
>> We should look over. >> He's respawning right here. >> I'm not let I'm going.
I'm going in. >> Okay. >> Let's not get dirted though.
Not get dirted. Shoot this. >> I'm it.
Nice. I'm betting. Back up.
Back up. Back up. There's other teams on a third.
>> Yeah, >> I'm hit a um cell squad the last team. >> Wait, I'm in a [ __ ] Oh, >> watch watch out on Bangalore. Like literally watch out on Bangalore.
I think one's riding us like here. >> Maybe I'm hitting a really quick. >> I think one's close riding ultimate.
Be careful teammate. >> He's just [ __ ] crouched. I'm being alert.
>> I cracked one. Wait, they will too. >> With HP again.
>> Nice. I'm going to start walking up and I'm going to >> Okay, >> I can't [ __ ] see. >> I made them drop.
I made them drop. I killed one. >> Oh, I fell.
>> I'm swinging. Oh, I [ __ ] I didn't know there's one up top still. >> Killed another one.
Oh, no. >> Oh, he's right here. He's flying back.
I'm knocking. Knock. Yeah.
Move left. Move left. Move left.
You moving left. I literally have one mag left. >> He's looking over right here.
>> Oh my god. >> Nice. >> Oh my god.
I invisible medkitted up to the wall and climbed on his ass. >> I know. I had no idea where the [ __ ] last one was and he was just up up the >> Yeah, he was tweaking.
>> He's just riding in this little corner. >> Yeah. >> Okay.
So, the the placebo thing is real. Like if the louder your headset is, the better your aim is. I'm I promise you.
>> I don't know about that. >> I promise you it's real. >> I don't know.
I got 704 RP from that. I got 720. >> 704 RP.
That shouldn't even be possible. >> I had 6,000 damage. >> Oh, damn.
>> I didn't know you had that much either. That's actually crazy. >> When you Oh, that did not sound fun to play.
One jumped off right here. with the HP. >> I'm I'm going to push this team.
I don't give a [ __ ] >> Coming as fast as I can. >> They're going back up. >> I'm up.
I'ming portal. >> I killed almost one shot. Oh my god.
They're all up there though. Careful, dude. That [ __ ] is Oh, they they knocked there.
They knocked there. I'm going to go up the other side. >> Alter's just looking at me.
>> I killed the Loba. I killed the Loba. >> This guy can have them at the mid bat.
I dropped too. >> Yeah, it's okay. You >> are dead ass [ __ ] bad at this game.
What? >> Huh? >> What' you say?
>> I said there I said y'all are dead ass bad at this game. >> I'm going to team it. You get get a [ __ ] >> Look, they're dropping.
>> Yeah, I know. They're dumb. Like I dead ass.
I'm not using that. Set up the building. You have the building.
Set up. >> I'm about to stick. You have the go to the other building.
This one over here. Set this [ __ ] up. Start setting this [ __ ] up.
I'm fing I'm sticking this hell to you. >> They're pushing. >> No way.
They threw a [ __ ] nade. Careful. >> What?
>> I have my all here. >> I'm aling. No, one died.
One died trying to [ __ ] push us, dude. What is going on? >> I don't know.
>> One died on low ground. I'm going to try to get aggressive. Alter dead.
Alter one. I got there. Last one's on me.
>> First the last one. >> He's one shot. >> Yeah.
Set this [ __ ] up. Oh my god. Wants.
>> What is going on? >> I don't know. Everybody wants Arch.
I'm going back up. >> I was like, they're on us on it. Are they?
>> Oh, yeah. >> Bro, he just unloaded a whole clip on my >> Yeah. Yeah, he did.
>> Where is he? Oh, he's right there. >> They're close on the fence line.
I'm throwing hella nades. I might get I might get a lot of damage here. 35.
I might kill one. I might kill one. >> He's on the right.
>> I one coming. >> He's dead. Oh, one.
What the [ __ ] >> Yeah, I got overflow. Thank you, mas. >> I've not done jack [ __ ] this game.
I'm not going to lie to you. 100 damage on that guy. 100 damage on this guy, too.
>> We can kill this team. This team's really lost. >> I saw that.
>> I saw the way that Lifeline was moving. >> Yeah. Loki, let's grab just grab a building while Watson.
Come. Oh my god. Grab this building.
>> Watson it up. >> Just doing her due diligence on Watson. Okay.
Oie and co. Comfy and co. Oh, they're resing here.
[ __ ] >> That's stupid. There's a team in here, too. You want You want to kill this team?
They have to come in. They have to come in. They have to.
>> Oh, that was terrifying. >> One's one. One landed on us.
>> First floor. First floor. I'm going to die.
Nice. >> I'm coming. >> One's on first floor.
Low. Low. The Maggie.
I don't have P. They're >> good. They're good.
>> They're resing. >> Where they at? >> Oh, >> they jumped off.
>> I killed the mag on fuse across right here. >> I think I'm knocking one. Oh my god.
>> There's only a duo. >> I'm I'm killing him. >> The one here.
Yeah, he went that way. I have to hit a med kit first. >> Yeah, >> lock that [ __ ] down, feet.
>> And I will. >> I'm lucky. Going to move right.
>> They're burning inside. The Wraith is facing that way. >> Okay.
No, it's back to the building. >> Yeah. >> 50 HP on Bangalore.
>> Keep speaking this window too. >> 100 of Wraith. >> Invisible hitting a bat.
>> I can >> I'm going to kill this fuse. I'm going to kill this fuse. I'm healing >> on me.
You look at me. >> Yeah, thank you. >> Got him.
>> Just the last team. >> Oh, I have to bat. >> I'm batting.
I'm betting. I'm safe on me. Safe on me.
Yeah. I'm going to go out invisible and kill somebody. I'm going to kill somebody right here.
>> I have like no heavy ammo, unfortunately. >> I killed one. I killed one.
>> Thank you. I killed two. I killed two.
Where's the black one? Oh, he's right here. >> Got him.
Got him. >> GG's. GG's >> GG.
Oh my god. I was not doing [ __ ] that whole game. I'm not going to lie.
>> I'm on my J Haller [ __ ] I'll tell you that much. Nice. >> Nice.
Let's go.
