in Iceland today we expect highs of 7 degrees Celsius humidity at 78 and a chance of rain in Morocco a high of 24 degrees wind 6 miles per hour in France highs of 20 degrees minimal precipitation and 1 600 French citizens will die in the next 24 hours in Estonia there will be six divorces in Australia two homicides in Brazil 92 people will die in road traffic accidents in India 50 people buy gun violence in Poland 13 people by suicide in all 150 000 humans will die today 27 000 from cancer 21 000 related to
tobacco and a heart attack will occur somewhere every 34 seconds moving into afternoon globally around 200 million land animals will be Slaughters primarily that's chickens ducks and pigs at least one thousand whales and dolphins will die via bycatch and habitat loss 55 earthquakes will occur 65 million tons of fertile land will be lost to soil erosion 71 000 hectares or 28 000 football fields of trees will be lost to deforestation 10 000 square kilometers of land lost to desertification and 27 000 tons of toxic chemicals will be released into the air Land and Water by
the evening 150 species will have gone extinct and 940 million humans will have spent the day without electricity with 700 million humans continuing to live in extreme poverty three million tons of food will be wasted or lost that's around a third of all food produced while 25 000 people will die of hunger today 93 million tons of carbon dioxide and one and a half million tons of methane will be released into the atmosphere two billion tons of ice will have melted into the ocean 90 million barrels of oil will have been pumped six billion globally
will have gone on Military expenditure for the day while the human population has been engaged in 40 simultaneous Wars By Night the moon will have receded from the earth 0.0041 inches the sun will now have used 51 trillion 840 million tons of hydrogen in the last 24 hours at a rate of 600 million tons a second with only one one billionth of that energy actually reaching the Earth on Neptune we expect temperatures of minus 225 degrees Celsius and Winds of 1 600 miles per hour on Jupiter the great red spots an anti-cyclonic Vortex will continue
to rage as it has done for the last four Centuries with wind speeds of 270 miles an hour on Mercury nothing will happen on Enceladus nothing will happen 3.7 billion miles from the Sun Pluto will remain Frozen Barren and dead from the 100 000 galaxies of our Galactic supercluster laniacaya we expect a continued and total absence of messages suggesting intelligence confirming we are entirely alone with the speed of light rendering any and all other solar systems impossibly distant and inaccessible and in the observable universe at least 270 million stars will die today tomorrow morning we
expect the world to be composed of 80 quindicilian molecules or an 80 followed by 48 zeros and that'll probably go on through to the evening Earth's core will remain stable at a temperature of five and a half thousand degrees producing a magnetic field of about 50 microteslas in the Rio Grande otters shall be otting in Peru marmosets will be doing marmoset stuff in Antarctica a family of emperor penguins will be taking the day off to enjoy each other's company in the human Kingdom sex is likely to occur at least 120 million times across the Earth
tomorrow and thanks to a year of mutual shyness coming to an end 119 million of those instances will be courtesy of a new couple in Portugal one hundred thousand weddings will occur 385 000 human babies will be born 20 million humans will be celebrating their birthday and 700 million children will be attending school adjusting for life expectancy and a growing population tomorrow 300 000 humans will be experiencing the best day of their lives 2 billion cups of coffee will be consumed followed by 500 million liters of beer 40 million liters of ice cream and 130
000 bottles of Tabasco at 11 52 am Guido Marconi aged four and a half will be making his first attempt at imagining a color that doesn't exist yet at 1 29 PM Philip Novak aged 51 will be emptying his attic and find a childhood toy his father gave him when he was little at 207 PM Antonio Novak aged 86 will receive an email from his son after 10 years of Silence between them speaking of forgiveness and asking if they can reunite the streets of Warsaw will vibrate with an old man's cheering for exactly 23 and
one-quarter seconds tomorrow global life expectancy will increase by 73 days and 126 000 people will be lifted out of poverty by evening 3 000 books will have been published four thousand new inventions patented 12 billion phone calls made and 300 billion emails sent 250 miles overhead the International Space Station will be making 16 orbits of the earth 240 000 miles away the lunar reconnaissance Orbiter will be mapping out the Moon 140 million miles away on Mars the Curiosity Rover will bravely continue exploring Gale crater and in interstellar space the Voyager probes will travel another million
miles from the earth with greetings intended for alien ears for the next 1 billion years tomorrow in our galaxy a new star will be born in the local galaxies several hundred million more will be enjoying their first day of existence The Pillars of Creation will continue to fluoresce in the Eagle Nebula and for the next three million years the black hole at the heart of our galaxy will remain a safe 27 000 light years distant it is quite possible that somewhere amid the quintillions of planets of the cosmos new life will begin it is quite
possible that somewhere life will be searching for us further out into creation dark matter will continue to matter the Hubble constants remaining constant the speed of light remaining fixed in the vacuum the laws of nature remaining utterly mysterious omnipotent and absolutes from tomorrow until the end of Eternity as in Iceland we'll be expecting highs of 4 degrees humidity of 75 and not even the slimmest ounce in of finding out what our purpose is down here on the planet and now the sport
