>> THERE IS NOTHING TO BE SCARED ABOUT, LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT WHAT WE'VE GOT HERE. HERE IN THE DELICACIES WE'VE GOT HOT SAUCE, WE'VE GOT A GIANT WATER SCORPION, A SARDINE SMOOTHIE, PIG FLESH MEAT JELLY, BIRD SALIVEA-- A HERRING ROLL MOP. >> A WHAT.
>> HERRING ROLLMOP, IS THIS, I AM NOT ENTIRELY SURE WHAT ST. >> A TRUSTY FAVORITE, THE OLD BULL'S PENIS AND A ONE THOUSAND YEAR OLD EGG. OKAY, SO YOU ARE GOING TO ASK ME THE FIRS QUESTION.
SO PICK SOMETHING THAT YOU WOULD LIKE ME TO EAT IF I DON'T GET THE QUESTION. WHAT DO YOU-- WHAT DO YOU FANCY? >> I LIKE WHAT IS IN FRONT OF ME NOW.
>> YOU'RE GOING TO GO WITH THE GIANT WATER DINOSAUR. >> THE GIANT WATER SCORPION, OKAY. >> JAMES.
>> YES. >> ORDER THESE BALDWINS FROM FAVORITE TO LEAST. BILLY, ALEC, STEPHEN AND MYSELF.
>> James: OH, WELL, YOU ARE A BIEBER NOW SO I COULD-- OKAY. HANG ON. WELL, ARE YOU THE FAVORITE, SO HE'LL GO YOU.
>> OKAY, GO ON, OKAY. >> James: I'VE NEVER MET BILLY BALDWIN. >> RIGHT.
>> James: SO I'M JUST GOING TO PUT HIM LAST. >> OKAY, FAIR ENOUGH. >> James: I'LL PUT HIM LAST.
>> UH-HUH. >> James: AND THEN STEPHEN'S YOUR DAD. >> MY FLESH AND BLOOD.
>> James: AND ALEC IS A GREAT GUEST. I MET YOUR DAD, HE WAS REALLY NICE. >> EXACTLY.
>> James: BUT THEN ALEC FEELS LIKE HE GETS ANGRY SOMETIMES. LIKE I DON'T WANT HIM TO WATCH THIS AND GET CROSS. I DON'T WANT TO CROSS BALDWINS.
I WILL GO BILLY, ALEC, STEPHEN, YOU. THERE YOU GO. >> YOU DONE HAVE TO EAT, THAT'S TRUE.
THAT WAS HONEST. >> James: I AM GOING TO GIVE YOU HAILEY BIEBER, LET'S GET A LITTLE BIRD SALIVA ON THIS, A LITTLE BIRD SALIVA. HERE IS YOUR QUESTION.
>> DON'T DO THE TURN AROUND THING, IT MAKES ME NERVOUS. >> James: HAILEY. >> YES.
>> James: HOW MUCH MONEY DID YOU GET TO APPEAR IN THE FYRE FESTIVAL PROMOS? (APPLAUSE) >> OKAY, OKAY, OKAY. I AM NOT GOING TO SHARE BUT IT MADE FOR A VERY GENEROUS DONATION TO CHARITY.
>> James: YOU GAVE THE MONEY AWAY, YOU GAVE THE MONEY AWAY AFTER YOU SAW HOW GREAT IT WAS? >> YES, I DID. >> James: WELL, I'M NOT GOING TO MAKE YOU EAT FOR THAT, THAT IS VERY, VERY, THAT'S NOBLE, WELL DONE.
>> OKAY. NOW YOU CAN CHOOSE WHATEVER YOU WANT FOR ME HERE, WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO CHOOSE FOR ME? >> I THINK I'M GOING TO DO, DO, DO THE BULL'S PENNIST.
>> James: A BULL'S PENNIST, ALL RIGHT, GO FOR T WHAT IS YOUR QUESTION? >> JAMES. >> James: YES.
>> YOU ARE AN EXECUTIVE PRODUCER ON DROP THE MIC. THE SHOW THAT I HOST. >> James: YES, THIS IS TRUE.
>> IF TNT CALLED YOU AND SAID YOU NEEDED TO FIRE ONE OF THE TWO HOSTS WOULD IT BE ME OR MET MAN? >> James: I MEAN THE SHOW DOESN'T WORK WITHOUT EITHER OF YOU. AND METHODMAN IS VERY STRONG AND I THINK HE WORK-- WOULD KILL ME BUT THE SHOW WITHOUT YOU ISN'T THE SHOW, SO-- .
>> IT'S CRUNCHY. >> James: OH, THAT PENNIST REALLY STICK-- PENIS REALLY STICKS TO YOUR TEETH, OKAY. HAILEY, HAILEY, HAILEY, WHERE SHALL WE GO, LET'S GIVE YOU-- I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU THE PIG FLESH MEAT JELLY, OKAY, HAVE A LOOK AT IT, IT'S DELICIOUS.
>> IT SMELLS LIKE DOG FOOD. >> James: OKAY, HAILEY, YOU'RE MARRIED TO JUSTIN BIEBER. >> YEAH.
>> James: RATE THESE JUSTIN BIEBER LOOKS FROM BEST TO WORST. LONG HAIR, DREADS OR BOOBEE BIEBER. >> OKAY, FIRST OF ALL, HE IS SO HANDSOME.
I-- I I SHALL-- I LOVED THE DREADS, PERSONALLY. I THOUGHT THEY LOOKED REALLY COOL. >> James: SHUT THE FRONT DOOR, THAT.
>> LOVED IT. >> James: LOVE IS BLIND, KIDS, LOVE IS BLIND. >> IN IS ABSOLUTELY NO DOUBT HE IS AN ADORABLE KID, YOU KNOW.
HE DIDN'T LOVE THE SWOOSH. >> James: YEAH. THIS IS CLEARLY THE WORST ONE, JUST TO BE CLEAR, EVEN JUSTIN WOULD BE LIKE YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT, THAT -- THAT WAS A DARK TIME.
>> I THINK HE LOOKS HOT. I AM NOT-- . >> James: NO WAY, ARE YOU GOING TO EAT THAT?
IT IT IS EASY TO CHOOSE, YOU DON'T HAVE TO EAT T YOU DON'T HAVE TO EAT IT. >> I THINK HE LOOKS GOOD IN ALL OF THEM. >> James: OH, THAT WAS SPILL YOUR GUTS OR FILL YOUR GUTS, DROP THE MIC IS ON WEDNESDAYS AT 10 ON TNT.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY.
