Anyone want seconds? Can't. I'm so stuffed.
Amy, the toilet's overflowing. What? Ew.
Scully, what did you do? And the night gets worse better. I didn't do it.
Although I understand why you suspect me. Well, then who clogged it? So none of you ate anything.
Terry, you said you ate the whole turkey. Toilet. I ate one string bean.
It tasted like fish vomit. That was it for me. But I'm a good cook.
You all ate those brownies I brought in last week. I thought they were erasers. Charles said he loved them.
I'm a textbook people pleaser. I have a serious problem. This was great, though.
You must be so proud. Yeah. Thanksgiving's over.
Everybody go home. We're just. We're done hanging out together.
I'm not done hanging out. Let's go to the bar. They serve food there.
That's a great idea. Oh, look at that. Boyle saves Thanksgiving.
Does it really say that? No, but it does say Boyle believes obvious lie. Damn it.
Hey, what are you all doing here? Amy broke everything and got us kicked out of the bar. Then we got attacked by rats.
It's the best Thanksgiving ever. Fascinating. Happy turkey day.
Right through there, gentlemen. Not a lot of places are open, so this will be a multiethnic, nontraditional Thanksgiving. It's a real culinary challenge.
Give me 15 minutes, and then we feast. Make it five. You eat with your eyes.
So the plating alone takes- five, Boyle! Captain, I want to tell you something. I think you're.
. . Like when I was a little girl.
You think I'm like, when you were a little girl? Forget it. The moment's passed.
Is this about your toast? How'd you get that? Gina gave it to me.
It's very well written. There are several compelling anecdotes. The fonts suit the tone.
Good work. I do feel, however, the word choice could have been improved in spots. I marked them awk for awkward.
That was the best thing anyone's ever said to me. I marked them awk! For awkward?
It's advice. He's mentoring me. Yes?
So this is kind of a play on your typical Thanksgiving dinner. For Turkey, we have the Peking duck with a veggie samosa stuffing. The potatoes are the empanadas with an Ethiopian lentil stew gravy and for dessert, some seasonal gelatin cups.
Okay, I ran out of money. They're from when Hitchcock got his colonoscopy. Bon appetit.
I'm here, I'm here. Finally, something to actually be thankful for. What are you wearing?
Santiago said to dress up so. Well, you look beautiful. That's my thing.
Now I'm just owning it. Okay. Before we eat.
Nope. Not doing. That again.
Move. Could you pass the- Get that hand near me again. You're gonna lose it.
Okey doke. Let's eat. Yeah.
Hey, thanks for giving a copy of my toast to Holt. That was nice of you. You're welcome.
I mean, you don't have to get so freaked out around him. You're just trying to tell him you respect him. Okay, but to be honest, I kind of gave it to him as a prank because I thought it would be super embarrassing for you.
But I'm happy it worked out. But it would have been happy if he hated it. But I'm happy he didn't.
So you pretty much got the disaster night you were hoping for? Yeah. Until you made the best Thanksgiving meal I've ever had and ruined it.
Excuse me. So earlier at Amy's, I didn't give a real toast because I didn't know what to say. But since that time, a wise, unsmiling man named Gerald Jeymes made me realize what I am thankful for.
So I'd just like to say I am happy to be here with my family, my super weird family with two black dads and two Latina daughters and two white sons and Gina. And I don't know what you are. Some strange giant baby.
To the 99. To the 99. That was perfect.
Ooh. Boyle cries I got Boyle. Bingo.
No. Yeah.
