Hey, Diego, my man! I was stuck in traffic, that's why I took so long. -Agner, my friend!
-Fuck! You're early! How was the exchange program?
-Give me a hug! -Don't touch me. What's going on?
Oh, the mess. We'll get some music and tidy it up slowly. I don't give a shit about socks on the couch.
Why are you naked in the living room? Ever since you went away, it's been hot as fuck! I joined the amazing movement of being naked at home.
Nakedy-naked! Nakedy-naked! Now, clothes are like dogs.
I love it, but not at home. -Is it bothering you? -No, absolutely not.
I'm shielding my eyes from the brightness. Of course it is! Come on, man!
Rio, summer, 107ºF. It feels hot as fuck! If I put shorts on, my blood pressure will drop.
I don't care about the forecast. Put something on so we can talk and I can rest without vomiting looking at your parts! I accept your venting, but I'm addicted to this lifestyle.
You don't know what it's like to end a tense meeting, go to your fridge and you hug it, you thank it. You open it and it gives you life! You live the freshness, you throw yourself in it and you turn on your back and that cold, fresh vapor, the smell of food!
My friend! -It goes into your soul. -Congrats.
You're romanticizing nudity. You're the naked Vinicius de Moraes. I applaud you.
I'm not asking for a sweater. Just shorts. And, if possible, don't hug my fridge.
I use it too. You can't ask that. I pay 50% of rent.
I have a right to be naked. If I want to wear Speedos, Sunkini, pants, short shorts, balance bracelets, you can't say anything. You're the worst roommate ever.
You know what? I'm tired, I'm jetlagged, fuck it. Do what you want.
-I'll go to my room. -We'll talk later. Want a sip?
I'll get water from the faucet. Thanks. He's stressed from his trip.
Delicious! Alright! Hey, bro!
I'm glad you brought up your freedom. Wonderful! -I'm loving it!
-There's no going back. Can I do some exercises? -Physical exercises?
-Yes. -But naked, like that? -I'll do squats.
I'm done. I'll move back in with my mom. -Good luck, pal.
-What? -Bye! -So much stress!
What was the exchange program?
