Welcome, Pearson. Oh god. The first person to get three spit takes loes.
It's not going to be me. Okay. This isn't even going to be that funny.
No, it's not even that funny. This is just a mental challenge. If you tell yourself it's not funny, it's not funny.
Yeah. You just got to tell yourself that. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. It's not that deep.
Oh, I don't have sunglasses. No, but you have a hat, so you could just like It's not funny. It's not even funny.
We have five categories. Kids. Who doesn't love watching kids hurt themselves?
Uh, that just got clapped. We got Karens, which you kind of look like one with those glasses. Put them on now.
Say, "Where's your manager? " Where's your manager? We got pets.
You know, like dogs doing funny dog stuff. Then we got memes. And last but not least, the final category, Brent Rivera videos.
What? Yeah. Oh god.
Yeah. First category is kids. Jake, what you doing?
[Music] Is it coming out okay? Yeah. I'm going to feel much better.
Wow. True. My dad has a go.
So that has made me kind and mold and important. I am beautiful. I am puppet.
I mean fat. [Music] What do you say? I know.
Now turn around. Keep going. Keep turning.
Turn all the way back around. Say, "I'm sorry. " I'm sorry.
[Applause] McDonald ice cream. I had on my laptop. No, I'm sorry.
I got it on my laptop. I just pictured him. Why did you spin?
Because I just pictured him being like my frame and they're like on the side of the road. They're not even at McDonald's. That'd be a horrible prank.
Wow. Okay, that's one strike for you. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Yeah. What? That was just a test run.
No, no. That was just That was category one. That was category zero.
That was category warming up. You ever take like a set without weights before lifting so that you can warm up? That's what that was.
It doesn't count as the set. That's one strike for you. That's one strike arguing.
That's Hey, get out. There's still two more. Now we're moving on to No, I'm parking here.
I live here. Well, get out. You don't have a car pass.
I do. And it's not your business. I live here.
You are a disgusting piece of glass. Your [Laughter] [Music] mother paperwork done and I need to get out of here. It doesn't work like that.
It takes days. I want to talk to the manager. Okay.
Mhm. Mhm. How can I help you?
What the your problem? You gave me acting like you own the place. I want to rent a yacht on yachts.
I see them all around there. We don't have any yachts for rent. What the hell are you doing?
You cannot record me. That is against my hippo. Give me Give me that.
Hey everybody, my name is Sam aka Samucha and I'm a YouTuber doing creating a variety of content ranging from challenges to gaming. [Music] You have the right move. Come [Music] on.
What the heck was that? Oh my god. What was that?
And she goes, "I'm in a wheelchair. " She's sitting on the ground. Also, she she hit that note.
She's like, "Move. " And then finally when she goes, she's like, "What is that? " We're tied up.
We're tied up. We're tied up. It's okay.
It's okay. Anyone's game. Anyone's game.
[Music] [Music] Pets. Oh yeah. Good brain.
No ridges or lumps or valleys or bumps. Small papa. Like that.
Tiny. [Music] Um, Dang it. Dang it.
I knew it was coming. That's the meme of the century. That's you.
That is you. The underbite. It's the underbite.
It's his teeth and it's little like goatee and it just like the hair is like of hair. It's not his hair but you know what I mean. His ears look like hair.
How come he has facial hair? He's just cute. Like he's fully understanding what's happening in this world.
Yeah. He's like paying taxes. Yeah.
Yeah. He gets it. That's two to one.
All right. That one almost got me. Actually, a couple of them almost got me.
Those are funny. Pets so far has been the winner. Pets is the best.
Oh, and I can guarantee you Brent is going to get you there. Oh god. Okay.
Well, we're not there yet. Menace. See, I've already seen all these so many times probably.
I feel like I won't laugh. That means dunzo. Let's see.
Let's see about that. What's this? [Applause] I've already seen all that.
I haven't seen that one. Hang on. Can we get a I fall over.
Wait, hang on. I literally haven't I'm so sorry. Do you have a towel?
An hour. I just [Applause] Wait, just try to recreate that scream real quick for me, please. That's your punishment.
Yes. Tied up again. Miss, I don't laugh at memes.
I've seen all of them. Oh, I don't laugh at memes. Yeah, you laughed.
You laughed and you ruined it. I'm not going to lie. My cheeks are hurting.
Oh, yeah. I know. Me, too.
from just the water thing. It's like it's a workout, right? Okay.
The last and final category. No, I I'm I'm actually screwed, but I think we're both screwed. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. So, this is Brent's old Tik Toks.
And I just I'm not I just We're both going to laugh, but it's just a matter of who laughs first. Okay, here we go. I say we do a lot of water for this last one.
Here we go. Well, rip to your laptop. Well, just aim.
Just aim. All right, Lexi, what did I just do? You missed.
Okay. And what is this mistake? You're a mistake.
Rude. Thanks, Mom. Oh my god.
Alan, are you okay? Hey, my girlfriend broke up with me. I'm sorry, man.
My girlfriend broke up with me. Stop being a baby. I like you.
What? I like you. I shampoo.
I like you. I have to poo. I like you.
I like crew. I like you. You poo.
All I'm saying is No, it's I like you a a lot. I like you too. We're really good friends.
Dude, I spent the cutest ever in Starbucks, dude. 10 out of 10 cute. No way.
She might not even get her number. And she said she's down to hang out right now. Oh, this is her.
That's my sick and easy. Sorry, Mom. What are you doing?
What are you doing? It's a brand new rug burn. Are you serious?
I know how to clean it up. Watch. We're going to put some vinegar.
Okay. What are you doing? Trust me, Mom.
It works. Are you serious? Is that supposed to be It really is not funny.
You're lying. You're right. Did you say it would work?
[Music] 3 2 pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew. Hold up. Hold up.
Wait a minute. Wait a minute. It's a chopper.
It's a chopper. A giving her your jacket. [Music] Oh.
Oh. What just happened? What?
Wait. What? What?
I think you would get They would get copyrighted. Give me your jacket. That was I know.
I thought that was part of his skin. I'm like, "Wait, what's the Where's the punchline? " Oh my gosh.
We have to go back. Giving her your jacket. Jeremy just like smiles.
He goes, "Why does it feel like it was in slow motion, too? " Oh my gosh. Hey, buddy.
I got bad news for you. That was one, two, count of three. Spit takes.
I don't know how to count. That was two. That was three.
But that was a good that was dope. Although, did I really win? Because your laptop is now malfunctioning.
So, yeah, I think it's going to start smoking soon. I should probably take care of this real quick. Oh god.
Yeah. I'm going to go dry this off. Yeah, somehow.
I'm going to go um stay far away from you so I don't have to owe you a new laptop. Um Oh, what? What?
