there's nothing i love more than a dumb blonde with daddy's plastic did you see this one we just got it in yesterday oh is this low viscosity rayon uh yes of course with a half loop topstitching on the hem absolutely it's one of a kind it's impossible to use the half loop top stitching on the viscosity rayon it would snag the fabric and you didn't just get it in i saw it in the junebug a year ago so if you're trying to sell it to me for full price you picked the wrong girl oh if
i'm gonna be a senator well i need to marry a jackie not a maryland so you're breaking up with me because i'm too blonde no that's not entirely true harvard won't be impressed that you aced history of polka dots what are your backups i don't need backups i'm going to harvard i totally forgot you go here what are you talking about uh i'm sorry are you here to see me no silly i go here you you go where harvard law school you got into harvard law what like it's hard hey maybe there's like a sorority
you could like join instead like you know if you had come to a rush party i would have at least been nice to you oh is that before you voted against me and then called me a dyke behind my back i don't use that word you must have heard it from vivian but it's a costume party you probably wouldn't want to come i love costume parties oh well then i guess we'll see you there thanks for inviting me girls this party is super fun nice outfit oh i like your outfit too except when i dress
up as a frigid i try not to look so constipated come on l be serious you can do something more valuable with your time i'm never gonna be good enough for you am i you have a resume yes i do um it's pink oh and it's scented i think it gives it a little something extra don't you think that only needs one for [Music] me a warner do you remember when we spent those four amazing hours in the hot tub after winter formal yeah no this is so much better than that excuse me i have
some shopping to do you know you're really being a butt head a butthead why would you call me back you know emma you just need to have a little more faith in people you might be surprised i can't believe you just called me a butthead i mean no one's called me a butthead since about the ninth grade maybe not to your fate i can't believe you'd even ask girls like me don't go out with losers like you let's get out of here excuse me why didn't you call me what we spent a beautiful night together
and then i never hear from you again i sorry for what for breaking my heart or for giving me the greatest pleasure i've ever known and then just taking it away uh both well forget it i've already spent too many hours crying over you bro when did you want to go out you're a beautiful girl so everything you just said i'm a man who knows what he wants and i'm a law student who just realized her professor is pathetic you're fired i have new representation [Music] who [Music] i love you oh warner i've waited so
long to hear you say that but if i'm going to be a partner in a law firm by the time i'm 30 i need a boyfriend who's not such a complete bonehead congratulations class of 2004. we did it
