so this fire is your fault Mrs Benson please I because of you I had to stop right in the middle of rubbing anti-tick lotion on Freddy Mom I don't have ticks they hide in your leg hair I don't have leg hair which worries me deeply I'm sorry I was making dinner and it caught on fire well you're lucky no one got hurt Freddy uh come in mom what are you doing I'm so proud of you I can't believe it's finally happening your first date mom and with a girl mom we're all in shock how' you
know about the date I was watching I Carly online I didn't know you watched our show I always watch because I've been worried about your posture it seems somebody forgot our little rule what rule just skip it all right Freddy tell her the rule about standing up straight you won't get respect if your back's not erect [Laughter] and I already have the perfect outfit for you to wear on the date I'm not even sure if I'm going on this date yes you are but what if she's not there is a living breathing girl out there
who wants to go out with you this may never happen again unless Carly changes her mind oh yeah Freddy and I are just fuds I totally understand thank you why won't you love my son Mom I'm sorry anyway I already have the whole date planned out first I'm going to cook a lovely fat-free dinner and then we're going to look at your baby pictures Freddy had the cutest little bottom okay I'll give you $1,000 for one picture of Freddy's butt uh Mrs Benson M we already told Freddy you could have his date here why here
uh cuz my brother's an amazing cook yeah and he promised to make us his special spaghetti tacos what noodles can't live happily in a hardc corn shell mom will you stop it but I'm not done sluffing your hair yes you are how many times have I told you not to yank electrical cords Mom I don't need I'm going to plug this back in and when I come back that hair will be fluffed hurry there all right now when Valerie gets here I need you guys ready your Freddy you didn't sign the shampoo agreement how do
I know if you double pooed you thought I was kidding may I come in oops already in Freddy come on it's time for our class Spencer you have a stain on your shirt go put on a fresh one but you're not my mother I'll put on a clean shirt man I totally forgot what my mom signed us up for mothers Sun synchronized swimming classes stop laughing when I take off my shirt to get in the pool she's going to see my tattoo I'm dead Freddie Mom I don't have a swimsuit which is why I just
stopped at Walmart and bought you this look Mom let's [Applause] go have fun swimming simultaneously what my mom oh my God how dare you teach Freddy something as dangerous as fencing mom you don't know anything about fencing it's not dangerous I know more about fencing than you think you're coming home with me right now and having a tick bath I don't have ticks The Tick baths are working aren't they chck bath I should give you one hello Spencer hey Mrs Benson have you heard how luber's feeling I yeah he's doing okay I've got the kids
keeping an eye on him well I think it's very nice of you to cover for lubert till he's feeling better why is the counter wet and sticky oh well they I had to wet and sticky is very icky sticky and wet makes mommy upset I don't know how to respond to that one come back what is that oh it's an old CB radio I found it back there with lubert stuff I just plugged it in it works great a CB radio like the kind that truck drivers use to talk to each other yeah you want
to try no oh come on it's really fun all you do is just press this I don't like Wireless transceivers hello all you truckers out there this is the door man looking for someone to jaw with hey Mrs Benson oh look a little baby person Freddy I'm taking baby Stephanie out for a walk in the fresh air oh I don't care what you do with her a look at her she's so small like a little meatloaf hi baby what's up we made her laugh yeah she thinks everybody's hilarious but me here let's test it out
first me and Carly will get her laughing you're and now a the baby does hate you Freddy Benson mom we're in the middle of the show I don't care you have some explaining to do Mom can we talk about this later Sam don't take the come on this could be very fun to watch what's so important maybe you'd like to explain the contents of this baggie what is that oh you don't recognize this asparagus that I put on your dinner plate mom can don't shoot this sorry I can't hear you over this embarrassment mom please
leave after you finish your vegetables oh my God you better finish that with gosh dear gosh please make her leave dude just finished your asparagus so we can get on with the show when a big boy eats his vegetabl don't sing the song I didn't get into the camp so what difference does it make no wonder you didn't get into that camp what just look at all the outrageous things you put on this application I ha need to look at this thing name Freddy fish Tickler Benson I didn't write that this is all my fault
just look what you put under Hobbies robbing banks pointing at clouds and collecting poop I'm the worst friend ever my bread is on fire I didn't put this stuff on my application well someone did Sam come on let's get out of here we can go point at Clouds it was 4 months ago before we started going out going to that camp was a dream of mine and it would have helped me get into any college I wanted why'd you do this to me I was mad at you for what remember I asked you what time
it was and you said said I don't know you ever smell yeast get it away so cuz I didn't know what time it was you ruined my chance to do something amazing that could have changed my whole life I'm sorry come on don't be mad at mama stop it hey where you going upstairs Freddy you can't break up with Sam over this Carly you get out of here no this is my web Studio she did it before she liked you she ruined my CH oh who cares do you know how many things Sam's ruined for
me you be quiet or on make you quiet giby hey no no no Gibby you're on my side what it's wrong to interfere with young love what take her out let's go Marissa we can do this the easy way or the hard way EAS says if you I'll decide yeah okay y all right just get out take your shoes off why if you want the room then trust me just take them off better mom we're here we certainly are hey Mom shoes off both of you sorry I've already removed my shoes Mrs Benson why yes
you have Mom this is Terence Bo Terence this is my mother hello it's pleasure to know you I was sorry to hear that your chickens wouldn't do the Dilly Doo well thank you but I warn you I will not let just anyone to room in this house please ask me as many questions as you'd like it might take a while it's all right Terrence has plenty of time as long as he makes it to church by 9:30 church on Saturday night it's not just for Sundays anymore nice to see you welcome to the show thank
you so much how's it going [Applause] come [Applause] on that's my son go [Applause]
