Your Jealous Roommate Snaps When You Download Tinder [F4M] [Tsundere to Yandere] [Confession]

Don't laugh at me. I'm serious. If you keep eating the chips like that, then there won't be any left for the movie.

Yeah, I know that you bought them, but what does that change? It doesn't mean that you get to inhale them like a vacuum cleaner. At least pretend that you have matters while you're hanging out in my room.

Okay, I'm not being mean. I'm being honest. There's a difference.

I mean, someone has to keep you in line, right? Okay. Okay.

Just scoot over already, you jerk. You do know that this is my bed, right? You don't get to just hog all of it for yourself, idiot.

Move. Hey, are you even listening? Move over.

Finally. Gosh, why are you all up in your phone like that? You're not really paying attention.

It's a bit annoying. Well, yeah, but we're spending time together. No, put it down already.

What are you even doing on there? Huh? texting someone.

Oh, you're just browsing. Browsing what? Wait, what?

Tinder? I Is this a joke or No, no, no. Hold on.

Rewind. You downloaded Tinder. You Why?

What the hell? No, no, no, no. You have to show me.

Let me see your profile. Oh my god. You actually did do it.

No, you you have to delete it. like ASAP. What the hell?

What do you mean? No. Yes, you are deleting it.

Why would you even need something like this? You're You're lonely. What does that even mean?

No, I'm I'm not saying it in that sort of way, but you literally spend half of your free time here with me. We we watch movies, we go out for food, we play games. What part of that is lonely?

Besides, you also have other friends. You hang out with them pretty often. You're never really alone.

So, what is this all about? Well, okay. Yeah, it's not the same as dating someone, but what does it matter?

What difference does it make? It's not like you need a girlfriend or anything like that. No, but seriously, you don't need Tinder to be fulfilled, okay?

I mean, first of all, Tinder is awful, in case you didn't know. Just like any other app, it's just it's ridiculous. It's simply people pretending to be something that they are not.

There's filters, fake bios, cringy pickup lines, not to mention just how many people are on there catfishing or just trolling. It's basically a marketplace for disappointment. You shouldn't get into stuff like that.

You're only going to get burnt. No, I'm not exaggerating. Actually, everyone there is either stupid or shallow or both.

In some cases, the only thing that is going to happen if you go on there is you'll just end up wasting your time. You're going to spend hours talking to someone and then they will just ghost you after a few days. Or even worse, you'll meet someone in person and then they'll turn out to be completely different from how they acted or looked online.

I I understand that you don't want to believe me, but it's just how it is. Tinder is complete trash. And all of this stuff that I'm telling you about, it happens all the time on there.

It's honestly kind of dangerous, too, in some cases. Like, what if you end up matching with some psychopath on there? I I know it sounds funny, but I'm being serious.

You need to delete that stupid app. You You shouldn't get involved. What is it?

Why are you smiling? Yeah. No, I I am not being dramatic.

I'm I'm literally being realistic, unlike you. Listen, I'm just trying to look out for you, okay? Because someone clearly has to.

You know what I mean? You I I don't even mean this in a rude way, but you're just an idiot. You cannot be left alone.

Seriously, you are especially terrible when it comes to making decisions about people and relationships and stuff. You know that you just you lack intuition or something? Really?

Yeah. How about that time when that girl from work convinced you to help her move and then she blocked you afterwards? How about that?

Was that also you being intuitive? Yeah, exactly. You didn't expect it.

And that is the problem. You're just you're too naive sometimes. I I I once again don't mean it in a rude way, but yeah, you always have this weird tendency to think that people will always always have your best interests in mind.

But in reality, they rarely do. And let me tell you this. If those girls on Tinder catch up on this trait of yours, they're going to literally eat you alive.

Do you understand? I I just don't want you getting hurt or used in any sort of way. So, just don't do it, okay?

Please. just deactivate your account and delete the entire thing. I I literally beg you.

What do you mean I'm being weird about it? I'm not. I'm just being realistic.

You do realize that there are better ways to meet someone than swiping through strangers like you're shopping for socks, right? I I I mean, if you are so desperate to find a girlfriend, then there are always options in real life. You know what?

What do you mean you're still going to try it? Did you even hear what I just said? Well, yeah, I am upset because you aren't listening to me.

You're you're honestly unbelievable. You know, I am literally sitting right here in front of you and I am telling you that this is a bad idea. It's a terrible idea actually.

And all I get in response, matter of fact, I I'm actually not getting a response. You You're just ignoring me. I Why am I even trying this hard?

You know what? Fine. Whatever.

Go ahead. Do what you want. I don't care.

Start talking to random girls. Flirt with them. Swipe all you want.

Do whatever you want to do. But just so you know, whoever you start talking to on there, I'll find them and I will take care of them. What?

Why are you staring at me like that all of a sudden? Did you not hear me? No, I don't think you get it.

I am not joking. I mean it. If some random girl from the internet starts flirting with you and then begins thinking that she has a chance, I'll track her down and I will make sure she disappears from your life.

permanently. Hold on. You You still think that I'm kidding?

No, stop laughing. I am serious. This isn't some edgy joke.

This is reality. I am telling you exactly what will happen. So yeah, if you choose to keep that stupid app and continue swiping, just be aware of what you're signing those girls up for, okay?

Be aware of what the consequences will be. What? Why do you look so confused?

Did you think I was exaggerating earlier when I said I didn't like this idea? I wasn't. I do not want you on Tinder.

I don't want you on any dating app. I don't want you chatting and interacting with these random girls online. I I will not let it happen because you are mine.

Did I stutter? You are mine, darling. God, you're so difficult to crack sometimes.

You You really don't get it, do you? Tell me, which part exactly still isn't clear enough for you? You are mine.

And the idea of you putting yourself up on a dating app and finding some random girl to date makes me feel like my chest is being crushed. It makes me angry and it makes me jealous and honestly a little sick because I care about you, okay? Way more than I probably should, but still I care.

Darling, we've been friends for what? Four years now? Yeah.

And roommates for two. That means that there have been four years of me being the girl you call when something goes wrong. The girl who listens to your dumb stories and laughs at your bad jokes and drags you outside when you've been stuck in your room too long.

And it has also been 2 years of me living with you. Two years of me being the girl who makes you lunch or dinner every now and then, who who brings you fresh coffee or tea in the mornings, the girl who always makes sure to wake you up in case you sleep through your alarms. I've been right here the whole time.

I have done so much for you. I have tried my best to show that I care, to show you that I will always support you. And and now you're telling me that you are so lonely that you suddenly need to go find yourself a stranger on the internet.

Do you know how that sounds to me? It sounds like I apparently don't even exist in your eyes. It It sounds like you don't care about anything that I have done for you.

I've been in love with you for so long, darling. And I did all I could to try and make you notice me in that sort of way. to to to make you think of me as more than just a roommate, more than just a friend.

But I guess it wasn't enough. I guess to you, I could never be anything more. I could never be your lover.

I just I I I don't understand why. Why did you never consider me? Just why is Is it because of how I act?

Because I tease you? Because I get bossy sometimes? Or is this about how I look?

You can be honest, you know. Is there something wrong with my appearance, my style? No, don't brush this off.

Tell me and be honest. I can take it. Whatever it is, I I don't care.

I I just want the truth. What do you mean you don't know? That's not an answer.

God, you really are hopeless, aren't you? Look at me for a second. Seriously, look me in the eyes.

Am I really that bad that you just can't fathom dating me? Is it really Is it really like that? Because from my perspective, it feels like the most obvious thing in the world, us being together.

I mean, we already spent so much time with each other and we know practically everything about each other. You You trust me, I trust you. And I mean, maybe I was just delusional this entire time, but I really thought we had something going on.

I I was convinced that there was some sort of chemistry between us, some sort of spark. Or am I wrong? Just tell me.

Don't sugarcoat it. Okay. So So I was right then.

I just If that was the case, then what happened? Why did you? Yes, of course.

I liked you. I have liked you this entire time. I What is that even supposed to mean?

Okay, look. We'll figure this out later. Right now, I need you to delete that app.

Do you understand? Listen to me. Do you really think that some random girl on a dating app could ever understand you or love you better than I do?

Because if you do, then you're just wrong. There is no way that anyone else on this planet understands you better. I I have already memorized you.

Okay, darling. I know every habit, every little quirk. I know your entire routine.

I I actually possibly know you even better than you know yourself. So tell me, how does it make sense to chase some dumb girls on Tinder rather than the girl who is sitting right in front of you right now? I I am real, you know, and I am already here.

You already know me. You trust me and I want you. So why not?

Why couldn't this work? Think about it. The girls that you would find on Tinder, it's also not like they would be chatting with you only.

You You get that, right? Dating apps are notoriously known for having way more men on them than women. Any girl who potentially swipes right for you, she's probably getting messaged by 50 other guys at the same time, if if not more, and she's likely flirting with all of them.

But me, I'm I'm not like that. I am not talking to anyone besides you, and I'm not planning to start talking with anyone else either. you you are the only guy that I'm interested in and it will remain that way.

So you you don't have any competition. I'm I'm just here and I'm open to you. I'm open to dedicating every piece of myself towards you.

You just you must be mine. you you belong with me and if you don't listen to me right now, if if you don't delete it, then I Yeah, you you already know what will happen then. This isn't a bluff or a joke.

If you keep using that app and if anyone gets close to you, I I won't hesitate to track them down and hurt them if it's necessary because I want you and I will not let anyone else have you. And yeah, I realize that maybe this is selfish. Maybe I shouldn't do this.

Maybe I shouldn't try to pressure you like this, but I can't help it. Somewhere along the way, you stopped being just my friend. You You stopped being just my crush, too.

I I can't be without you. I'm I'm obsessed with you, and I I just must have you. So, let's do this nicely and just delete that stupid app and be with me.

Please, darling. Please, just look at me and tell me that you're finally going to be mine because I cannot bear it any longer. I need you.