of whoville the home of the rules [Music] ask any who and they'll have this to say there is no place like whoville around christmas day every window was flocked every lamppost was dressed and the whole band marched in their [Music] christmasy [Music] [Applause] [Music] our day was fine and easter was pleasant and everything fizzin's day they ate a fizz pheasant but every who knew from their twelve toes to their snout they loved christmas the most without a single doubt [Music] merry christmas thank you for shopping thank you you've got a snoozer phone for your brother
drew and a snoozer phone for your brother stew um uncle for your uncle for your aunt and a fanpa for your cousin leon so we just need okay this is what christmas is all about can't you feel it merry christmas thank you for shopping wait a second don't forget another minute [Music] for the next five minutes only 99. [Music] yes every who down in whoville liked christmas a lot but the grinch who lived just north of whoville did not you guys where are we i think we should go back what you're scared of the grinch
they say he lives up here in a big cave and he only comes down when he's hungry for the taste of who fresh out true [Applause] [Music] come on try to touch the door do it for me still [Music] oh i really don't like them no i don't max mark luke i've been much too tolerant for these juvenile delinquents and their innocent victimless pranks so they want to get to know me do they they want to spend a little quality time with the grinch i guess i could use a little social [Music] interaction someone has
vandalized that vehicle you see max the city is a dangerous place the grinch hated christmas the whole christmas season now please don't ask why no one quite knows the reason hey kids here's a present for you be sure to run real fast with it now come on double time let's could be that his head wasn't screwed on just right could be perhaps that his shoes were too tight but i think that the most likely reason of all may have been that his heart was two sizes too small hey stranger won't let you go do you
buy a chapeau boy nothing beats christmas right i guess yes well it's just i look around at you and mom and everyone getting all kebable doesn't this seem superfluous [Music] what happened to you it was too grinch [Applause] [Music] someone just say grinch hello mermaid sir [Music] i don't need to remind you that this christmas marks the one thousandth humiliation who whoville's most important celebration and and the book of who says uh very clearly every size of who we can measure knows that jubilation is a time we must treasure now luke please tell me that
your boys were not up on mount crumpet provoking the one creature within a billion kilometers of here who hates christmas playing with matches or defacing public property or oh well that's a that's really all right you heard the man there's no grinch problem here [Music] [Laughter] lou i need it there by tomorrow but dad i just don't understand something why won't anyone talk about the you kids in the grinch you see cindy the green she is a who who well he's actually not a who he's he's more of a alive exactly honey and he's a
what who doesn't like christmas take a look at his mailbox sweetie not a single christmas card in or out ever but why no where's my now [Music] uh i'll be right there we've got a problem all right we'll straighten this out and for the rest of you joy duty jury duty jury duty blackmail pink slip pain letter addiction would you mind helping me take this to the back room but be careful of the sorting machine right [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] wow that worked out nicely
