I'm back and I'm black last video I asked you guys for your confessions specifically your school confessions on the craziest events that happen at your school and after reading multiple submissions I realized most of y'all schools have something in common so much so it feels like all you guys went to the same school most of these confessions were about your freaky couples doing stuff in class or in the hallways the weirdo teachers that c watching the dirty or trying to do it with another student people getting leaked a lot of stuff going on I swear
like 80% of these submissions involve poop beat it at school and when it wasn't that it was like I poop my pants in kindergarten bro it's kindergarten I expect that maybe I should have thought ahead I'm not really known for using my brain but if I have to read someone smearing poop in the bathroom one more time I'm going to lose it this was a mistake like something else I've done recently that I cannot elaborate on coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee ah cool a contract let's sign it so I'm just
going to go off and read my favorite ones that I could find all right let's start this out with a short one one time when the teacher left the room to talk to a student I checked the teacher search history and find zootopia stuff you know we're off to a good start I used the school bathroom to piss will you ever forgive me you actually use the school bathroom to use the bathroom you're disgusting what's next you watch your hands in school bathroom too you freak I shareed class with a super senior and we're doing
a homework assignment about school threats I made a comment on how sometimes students make threats all talking no Bight the super senior called me a and started approaching me told this said if he wants to fight let's fight but the teacher pulled him aside and told him to go outside and calm down and then this B ass [ __ ] had the audacity to throw a water bottle at me and we both got sent to the office the super senior looks like a edgy quiet kid low bro you should never mess with him bro you're
first up on his list if I were you I'd start being as friendly as possible get him Magic the Gathering cards or something you know something that'll make him happy this happened last year and I went to the drinking fountain with my buddy after PE and I heard noises in the bathroom so he went to check it out and when we jumped to the look at the stars we saw the math teacher plowing the English teacher in the freaking mail bathroom in between periods is freaking insane he took a picture of it and showed the
school administration and he got suspended for taking the picture but both teachers were fired why was he suspended he took photo evidence of two teachers doing indecent exposure in a school bathroom unless he spread it around to all the other students he should have never got suspended what's worse is that the English teacher was cheating on his wife yes it was two male teachers and he had a son that was in our class and bro never forgave us n if I was bro I'd switch schools man there's no coming back from that like what his
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he didn't have a lot of friends but he thought of me as a friend fast forward to now and it's Halloween 2023 and this kid comes into school wearing a full military tactical outfit with a bulletproof vest and a helmet everyone already thought this kid was a threat and today people made sure to be extra nice to him just in case you know I'm glad I stopped being around this kid so much cuz I really do not want to be known around this guy yeah your former friend is super weird bro I'm so glad that
you got out of that friendship but if I saw someone show up in that fit to school one day honestly I'm I'm leav I'm early dismissing myself I'm not going to stay after the school possibly going to get shot I'm going to leave some mother got his pants stolen off of him while he was taking a [ __ ] like someone just crawled under and yanked him off who the hell robbed him Mr Bean my friend and I walked into the school thought giving the to a teacher big bro was moaning like crazy W but
after the school heard of this the teacher was fired and the thought was suspended for 3 weeks that day is now known as did that really happen PS you was not beating no damn demon the [ __ ] is you want yes I am I'm build different don't tell me what I can't beat in year on some cold ass morning this kid who I only talked to like once or twice he was weird had asked me if I wanted to see something I said yes of course and he opened his jacket to show me a
grenade this kid walked into school with a grenade and when our classes started the building he was in evacuated because he threw the grenade pin still in and everyone started screaming and ran police showed up and everyone got to find out what really happened turns out his grandpa fought in either World War II or the Vietnam War kept the grenade as a momento which is illegal and this kid have managed to get his hands on it after police confiscated it they safely destroyed it a bunch of kids needed counseling and the kid was taking some
time to himself which just meant he was expelled but my school hates that word for some reason bro imagine if the school's weird kid approaches you and pulls out a grenade like what do you do in that situation honestly I don't know what I'll do because if he pulls the pin how do I get away if I run away he's just going to Chuck that at me and I'll blow up if I stay there he's going to stay there too and I blow up what am I going to do thank God he didn't pull a
pen and thankfully everybody at your school safe at my high school there was this girl that everyone had a major crush on turns out she was sleeping with everyone I know this cuz I might have slept with her she got a boyfriend and slept with someone else while having a boyfriend the boyfriend killed the random NPC and went to jail after this she was questioned by police and told them that the boyfriend wasn't satisfying her turns out she had mental problems and went to a ward fast forward 7 years later and my girlfriend meets this
really nice person it's the same girl bro run basically I bought a good to school because I was super mad at my teachers and classmates for making fun of me I then walked in school got patted down because one of my friends ratted on me and I had got expelled thank God bro what's with these School threat stories bro you think I'm going to be on your side man no I'm not I hope you learned from this don't be a school threat it's not cool dude when I was in high school it was revealed that
the mystery meat they've been giving us for almost 4 years was monkey meat so apparently the meat supplier for the school was a crooked piece of who wanted to make a huge profit so instead of chicken or I don't know horse meat he got us monkey meat let's just say the school was locked down afterwards and the supplier got arrested that's just so gross that's probably being served in everying high school honestly based on some of the meat I've seen in my old school too I bet that's monkey meat also I blame Michelle Obama for
all this if it wasn't for her you guys wouldn't be eating monkey meat so basically there has been this rumor going around and is that Jimmy smashed Josh's girl so people kept it away of course and ain't true but Josh he's a rebellious MF he picks fights so you know what he did he smacked his girl and beat Jimmy's ass am I supposed to know who these people are all right so I'm going to do a speedrun round real quick on a bunch of short confessions I got so I can put as many confessions in
this video as possible so 3 2 1 let's go a sold explosives at school someone put rat poison inside the water a teacher ran over a student someone put laxatives in the school lunch yeah group chat leaked I smoked a blunt got high then sucked my homie feet for 2 hours and 16 minutes bro timed it what the hell my teacher said I would be a faier so I slept with her husband if only you knew I don't know so why don't you tell me the fat kid in my school fought someone over a cheeseburger
sex nutted in a saxophone a girl got pregnant with her step brother's kid and had a miscarriage in a fight I'mma leave it at that damn I shove my backpack Charlie stick up multiple people's asses the bees attacked the entire school was crazy my school boring as hell bro I ain't got nothing to say same I was eating jerks chickens in the stall when some dude walked in thinking no one is in there and I ended up spraying on him nasty once I was caught reading yahi in class I do homeschooling by the way and
had two teachers sit at both sides of my table so your parents call you Xbox also someone was stabbed over $2 all right enough with the speedrun round let's go back to the normal confessions you know so I used to run a school confession Instagram account then there was one confession that I got about a girl a dog and got pregnant how is that possible I didn't even know that I live in an Islamic country to an Islamic school which if y'all know means the guys and gals are separated and the only way we can
even sniff the guy presence is to talk to them on Insta or whatever but some freaking how one of the girls from my class had s unfiltered pure s with a guy in one of the girls bathrooms in the girl section and it gets worse because not only did this happen in seventh grade but also apparently these two were half siblings which kind of explains how they were able to meet up but still these mother effers got expelled when they found out but how did they find out well uh the girl got pregnant and from
what I've heard it was twins oh my my God they actually had the babies um and to this day I will never find out why she had s in the school bathroom with her half brother someone please save me from this freaking life help half brother half not even a step brother half some kid jump off the second story of the school auditorium to avoid getting a Spanish test we still got the test imagine willing to sacrifice your legs to avoid a Spanish test just as still get the test and fail you'd have to watch
out for me bro one time in eighth grade I saw my crush walk into the girl bathroom to take a dump and after she was done I licked the toilet seat bro you guys have not heard of self-restraint the craziest thing that happened in my school in the UK would definitely be when someone came in with a medical needle and started stabbing other kids with it he's then started to say that it was a and as you may be able to predict a lot of kids ain't appreciate it so a lot of them tried to
up but he was so quick until a bunch of kids blocked the door just to beat the living hell out of him and just when you think it's over two feds charged in the classroom and literally tackled him to the ground and cuffed him so yeah we all wondered why the teachers ain't do anything cuz like this kind of thing doesn't go unnoticed well that's because they literally called the cops and didn't want him to expect it that's not true the teachers didn't do anything because they didn't want to catch AIDS either they just waited
for the cops a whole investigation took place and I'm pretty sure our school made the news but there's a lot they missed out anyways [ __ ] you you syringe swinging we had to get metal detectives and search North Korea airport style for the next year going into school and purposely trying to spread AIDS is a act that only the most nefarious people would do hope you safe bro and I hope you didn't catch the virus all right bro check it cuz you will genuinely not believe this now I'm from an area called the DMV
and let me tell you something [ __ ] in the DMV are batshit crazy back in the seventh grade I had a very deadly beef with practically everybody in my grade I was sh with like nine people but the rest wanted to see my ass more dead than Will Smith ker one night when I came home from school I was chilling in my room when my mom breaks down the door like SEAL Team Six and snatched my phone out my hands like it's a ghetto girl weave she starts scrolling through it and goes into my
camera roll then proceeds to tell the person who she was on the phone with that my phone was clean it was my principal I was weirded the [ __ ] out until she came back 30 minutes later asking me if I had made any threatening or even said things that sounded remotely threatening about my school I said no while she proceeded show me an email or screenshots of a Snapchat account with vaguely threatening messages the Snapchat account was a fake account of me and I was shocked this my mom told me to go to bed
since my principal who was known for calling the police a lot over small things I called the cops to protect the school again we're going I have to go to the police station to clear everything out with the cops and explain the situation to me what I was able to find out through some digging in aing confession to one of my friends who went undercover was that this was another one of my ex- best friend employees get me expelled they used a VPN all accounts and burner devices to fake an account of me long story
short I ended up leaving the school and finish him in my last month online AKA watching Netflix all day while my brother went online exposed their evil deeds and the culprits got beat up for it hey at least there's a happy ending damn bro who the hell you Ops the league of villains I never understood having Ops in like this young of an age seventh grade damn bro what you do to have so much beef with so many people bro all right let's read one last one there's this Pik me that literally no one likes
not even the teachers so like last week we had a history test everyone loves the history teacher and the class was dead silent you know working hard and stuff but like near the end of the class the Pik me got up and yelled I'm done and everyone looked at her and this boy told her that shut the the teacher heard it and she didn't say anything so the Pik me was complaining how it was unfair and how everyone is so rude and all the teacher was doing is staring at her and the Pik me said
that's why you have so many miscar the teacher just got back from the hospital after her third miscarriage the teacher got up and smacked her then all the girls in the class including me got up and beat the [ __ ] out of the pig me she ran out of class and came back with the principal but everyone said the Pik me was lying for attention and people told the principal what the Pik me said about the teacher so she got suspended the class made a promise to never speak about what actually happened and to
protect the history teacher I can't tell if you guys are the heroes or the villains of this story bro I don't know who side to take on this one so I'mma just and that's all the confessions I'm going to be reading today I know these were a lot more tame than the last ones but I'm not trying to get age restricted again but most of the confessions I didn't read were just like you know School beaters and weird teachers you know that that was 90% of the confessions I 100% do this again in the future
I love reading you guys' confessions I really do with a different topic of mind thank you again Dragon City for sponsoring this video remember to click my link in the description to get the exclusive bundle remember I hope you enjoyed and in conclusion I'm trying to buy a Hellcat okay I'm sorry [Music]