Mr Zuckerberg, are you aware that this commision is here because your company, Facebook, is being charged with leaking confidential information? I am, sir. My first question to you is this.

I sent a voice message to a Senator. During the message, I mention a specific brand of chocolate. Right after I hit send, a lot of ads started to pop up on my page.

Ads from this same chocolate brand. Is it possible to say, Mr Zuckerberg, that your company also leaks audio files without its users' consent? I can't answer that right now, Senator, but my team will come back to you with a detailed analysis soon.

Okay. How soon, Mr Zuckerberg? Before Laura's birthday.

Laura? What Laura? Your niece.

And when is that, Mr Zuckerberg? -Senador! It's next Wednesday.

-Wednesday? You even confirmed you're going on the event. Huh.

. . Thank you.

Mr Zuckerberg, you just gave us a clear example that you do hold personal information from all Facebook users. It's not that simple, Senator. It was a public event.

It was open for anyone to see. It's not like a message saying, "Hello, stranger. " What do you mean?

-What do you mean by it? -It's just a figure of speech. Nowadays, with social media, after a long time without seeing someone, it's customary to say "Hello, stranger.

" LIke to that hottie you know from high school. I see. And now she's unemployed because the fast-food franchise the bought failed for bankruptcy.

Got it. Then she got divorced, she's in a bad place, stuck with three kids, and she remembers her rich friend, right? Even though he's married and he knows she put on 60 pounds because of her type 2 diabetes, her friend is there for her due to his "affective memory".

I think your input was a little bit indelicate, Mr Zuckerberg. And sexist. Yeah?

I'm sorry, Senator. I'm not sexist, not one bit. Even because most of my clients are women.

The majority of them are sturdy, strong, powerful, and absolute women. They like to dominate man not only at home but also at work, adding a little bit of sadism to it. Sadism?

The kind that uses plastic wrap to restrictand hold their interns while they are hung by their nipples. Then she squeezes them into a flat at 60 Bulhoes de Carvalho St. Okay.

I see your point. Got it. Thanks.

Mr Zuckerberg, speaking about work, I have a question. Sure. If a Facebook user were to send a naked picture of himself to the girl that works in the warehouse downstairs, could it leak?

Didn't this Facebook user strike this as odd? He has never seen this girl before. Then he asked her to say something on the microphone to prove it wasn't a fake profile.

Right. -She said it was broken. -Well, it happens.

Then this Facebook user asked her to do a particular gesture to prove him it wasn't a pre-recorded video. And hold a paper from that day. -"O Globo".

-She doesn't have a subscription. No one does anymore. Right, Senator.

Then he showed her his dick and, right then, she disappeared forever. Well. .

. If this friend of yours was an ordinary person, it wouldn't leak probably. But if it is a famous politician, the chances are it will leak.

Can we prevent it from leaking? If I was at my office, I could try, right? -You're free to go.

-Right, you can go. -Free to go. -Thank you.

Next. You idiot! You asshole!

I told you not to put it on Instagram! -What? -I told you!

Look at me! I can't. Now you'll eat off my shoe.

Do you hear me, scum? Look at me. Huh?

Are you gonna eat off my shoe? -Are you gonna eat off my shoe? -Take me home.