The Truth Behind Teletubbies (parody)

[Music] Tinky Winky Tinky Winky Dipsy la la la [Music] po warning if you don't want your childhood to be ruined click to another video now before it's too late you've been warned in 1953 the CIA created the MK Ultra project a secret mind control program that experimented on American citizens with variety of illegal methods including giving patients high doses of LSD forcing patients to listen to the same thing over and over again and various forms of torture then in 1973 the program was shut down and many of the documents were destroyed by the CIA to

cover up its existence it wasn't until 1997 that a new MK Ultra project was created this new program was much more secretive and widespread but today I'm going to be exposing the truth behind the new program code named Teletubbies Teletubbies is a show targeted to talk with underdeveloped brains that are more susceptible to brainwashing now why don't we watch a little bit of telet pues and see what we [Music] find now right off the bat we see the show using over stimulating vibrant colors to mimic the Psychedelic effects of LSD just like the original MK

Ultra projects o ooh it's so colorful D burns my eyes and then there's this giant windmill that's in every episode that makes the Teletubbies watch a video some random kids doing something hello I am Joseph come and me my friends hello hello playing in the [Music] bye finally it's over that clip was so boring and it took [Music] forever again again again wait are they are they seriously going to are they seriously going to just play the same clip again hello I am Joseph come and make my friend [Music] yep yep that that's makes sense

to me that makes sense to me who cares repetition is the most common form of brainwashing and the windmill is used throughout the show to reinforce this you can even see it hiding in the background watching the telop is while secretly pulling the strings another reoccurring image is these speakers that pop out of the ground now I want you to listen closely to how the music changes when the speakers come out of the ground [Music] [Applause] [Music] where have the Teletubbies gone Teletubbies is about 25 minutes long and the majority of those 25 minutes is

literally just the speakers telling the Teletubbies what to do Tinky Winky sang a song about the bag bag bag bag back back b b b time for tubby bye-bye time for Tubby byebye Time for tubby bye-bye [Music] byebye no and some of it's just ridiculous it was dipsy's turn to answer the tubby phone okay Dipsy to answer the phone okay Dipsy came down on the dup dup o byebye dipy dip down D dup then Dipsy went up on the dup dup wait didn't you just say that Dipsy had to answer the phone dipy and then

Dipsy came down again okay now Dipsy can answer the phone okay down on down then Dipsy went up on the dup dup wait what what about the phone this subconsciously implants the idea that you should always mindlessly obey orders if you want to be happy like the Teletubbies all right that's enough I'm clearly I've exposed the truth behind the T tubies there's no need to keep watching oh dear God what is that you can't I can't keep watching I can't I just I can't do it look at it oh my God just look at it

this monstrosity is called Noo-noo I guess it's like the teletub butler that cleans up after them all I can imagine when I look into those soulless unblinking eyes is it saying please kill me I have a theory that there was originally five Teletubbies but one of them was brainwashed and conformed so much that they turned into Noo-noo you see Noo-noo represents what the government wants you to become an obedient mindslave with no personality of your own eventually all the telet pues will become new news and that's the truth behind the telet pues hopefully you'll think

twice about what you watch on TV I I think I've seen enough telet toies for the rest of my life I'm just going to turn this off now wait what the if it's not coming from the TV then where's it coming from oh no no please no no no no no no no please kill me