SML Movie: Five Nights At Freddy's!

W Jeffy what are you doing I'm being a police car well stop being a police car all right well I'm a police officer so give me your license and registration I'm not even driving well I have to do a cavity search so open up your butthole no give me give me give all my butt hey there real cops what are you doing here well I'm a cop I can pretty much walk into any house I want not without a warrant a warrant schmorr I had probable cause what was your probable cough I don't know I

smelled like weed or something I'll figure it out listen I need your help with what well you see I have a lot of jobs but I'm also a security guard at this kid's pizza place it's called Freddy Fazbear's pizzeria maybe you've heard of it no oh shut up I know you've played the games there's a movie coming out you've definitely heard of it no listen you keep lying to me and I'm going to pop you okay all right so I usually work there with my partner and he worked last night but I haven't seen him

since and I'm pretty sure he just disappeared so I need a new partner and I was wondering if maybe you'd help me what me become a security officer nah but Marvin you're the only person I know who'd look good in a security guard uniform well you're going to have to find someone else cuz I don't look good in wait you're already kind of wearing a security guard uniform well I'm actually a police officer wait so you're impersonating a police officer I could arrest you for that but I won't instead I want you to come be

my partner but I want to be a real police officer well being a security guard is kind of like being a real police officer except you don't carry a gun and no one respects you and you make way less money you're basically The Substitute Teacher of police officers well just do it Jeffy yeah you make $11 an hour all right I'll do it for 1 hour because I just want $11 so I can get some v-bucks hey come on all right Jeffy welcome to Freddy Fazbear's pizzeria can I have some pizza no no no no

it's not your lunch break yet now first I want to show you around so you know where everything is see right here we have the main stage and these are the animatronics we got Bonnie Freddy and Chica yeah see they don't work cuz this place got shut down a while back cuz some kid got eaten they never really figured out what ate the kid but you know how it is one kid gets eaten and it ruins the fun for everybody so they just decided to shut the whole place down I guess they still wanted to

pay for security cuzz apparently the animatronics are expensive and they don't want anyone breaking in and stealing them but honestly this job is pretty cake I mean it's the same every night I just sit back in the security room any questions while you were talking Freddy scratched his balls no he didn't he's an animatronic he doesn't even have balls I saw with my eyes Freddy scratch his balls oh he's not plugged in you're just hallucinating come on I want to show you the security office I know I saw you scratch your balls hey he's moving

again no he's not come on all right Jeffy this is the security room honestly there's no reason to leave this room all we have to do is just sit here and watch the security camera where nothing ever happens and just eat stale Pizza well you told me I couldn't have pizza well that was earlier now you can have pizza but first I want to show you all the security camera angles see right here this is the hallway for walking and right here this is the kitchen you know that's where the pizza gets made just kitchen

and then right here is the bathroom I don't really know why there's a camera in the bathroom at a kid's pizza place you know what maybe it's for the best this place get shut down and that's the main stage again so hand me some Z wait the animatronics aren't there no what no the animatronics aren't there anymore huh yeah they sure aren't are they I told you they were moving well maybe the security camera's just glitching let's go check it out okay let's see what's going on oh yeah I forgot it's dark let me get

a flashlight whoa hey Freddy I told you he could move oh I see what's going on here okay it's your first day on the job and you're trying to prank the veteran haha you got me I didn't move him he moved on his own he can't move on his own yes he can well just let me get him back on stage okay kid where are Bonnie and Chica I didn't move them oh my God kid I just want to go back to the office and eat steale pizza I don't have time for this well I

didn't move them okay fine no pizza for you I'm going to go back to the office and check the cameras to see where you hid them all right kid let's see where you hit them not the whole way oh great you hid chica in the kitchen no I didn't oh great and you hid Bonnie in the bathroom very funny I'm not moving him just help me round him up I can't believe you hid Bonnie in the bathroom what if he got stained it would never come out of that purple felt let's go get them wa

I thought you were closer to the toilet I told you they're moving they're not moving come on okay Bonnie's back now let's go get chica out of the kitchen so I can enjoy my pizza okay and Chica should be right there yeah let's grab her okay they're all back now now kid no more touching them I have haven't been touching them well you shouldn't touch them because if you break one of them you're going to have to work for free for a whole year because they're so expensive now let's go back and eat pizza all

right Jeffy hand me a slice of pizza oh man I love pepperoni you see Jeffy when you don't mess with me this job is really easy all you have to do is sit here eat pizza play games on your phone check the cameras every now and then but what the hell was that they're gone and I know you didn't move them cuz you were standing right here and the static only lasted half a second that's what I've been trying to tell you okay let's see where they are take a look okay not in the hallway

oh chica's getting a snack okay then I'll just keep looking oh and Bonnie's taking a I didn't know animatronics could take a I wonder how that works okay oh Freddy's back on stage that's good we don't have to worry about him that helps a lot oh chica's got a slice of pizza well at least she looks happy okay oh and Bonnie's done I wonder if he washed his hands okay let's oh wow chica's really enjoying that pizza huh wait Jeffy do you hear Stomp like the pitter patter of fox feet yeah I do let me

take a look oh close the door close the door close the door close the door lock it lock it lock it lock it lock it oh God I forgot about Foxy who's foxy that's foxy that's the one that can move so if you knew that one can move then you should have known that they all can move well I didn't know that but it makes sense now come on let's check the cameras to see what Foxy's doing all right let's take a look here oh the laptop's out of power what does that mean well it

means we can't look at the goddamn cameras what does that that mean well it means we don't know where they are what does that mean it means they could be anywhere what does that mean it means we're going to have to get a flashlight and go out there and look Capital that Foxy's right outside the door well he can't still be there right I mean he's not just going to stand there all day well I think we should stay in this room all night well that wouldn't be very much of a video now would it

no it wouldn't so come on all right Jeffy open the door no you open the door I want to stay here in the room you're the one that wants you to go out there so bad well I guess you got me there okay let's see uh well I don't see him so I think we're good yeah come on all right let's take a look in here well looks like the power's out everywhere but I don't see them oh and great Freddy's not on stage anymore well let's go look for him I want to leave no

we can't leave we have to stay here till 6:00 a.m. and we don't get paid and we got to put all the animatronics back on stage and my boss is going to be pissed come on all right Jeffy let's check the kitchen oh Jeffy I dropped the flashlight could you get it okay uh hey chica well now that I know you can move I'm not going to carry your heavy ass back on stage so could you just walk back on stage please okay well I definitely can't make you so I guess I'll just let you

think about it oh the flashlight broke okay just let's get the hell out of here all right Jeffy here's the plan we're going to go back to the office and grab my car keys so we can get the hell out of here but first I got to go to the bathroom cuz I'm pretty sure I pissed my pants when I saw Chica and I think maybe even a little bit of squirted out my ass I mean it happens when you're scared and you're 40 you know yeah I understand I do it for fun all the

time yeah see you get it but I I really do need to check so I'm just going to go in here oh my God more came out uh hi Bonnie yeah you are really scary but is it okay if I check my underwear please no okay well I I'll just I'll just leave you to it then buddy sorry for bothering you okay let's go to the office okay he Jeffy I'm going to grab my keys real quick look what oh Foxy's back oh no he's stretching he is getting ready to run he can run the

40 yard dash in 3 seconds oh no oh no we got to go we got to go go go go go go go go go go go close it close it close it lock it lock it lock it oh God okay let me get my keys and let's get the out of here but Jeffy where are my keys I don't know they were right here well I haven't see them well keys don't just disappear Jeffy do you hear the jingling of keys yeah uh Jeffy do you see those big Goofy bare feet yeah I do

uh person behind the curtain do you have my keys I'll take that as a yes oh God I know I have to pull the curtain back but I really don't want to oh and now the lights went out now I really really don't want to oh and now it's playing the you're music now I really really really don't want to oh it's Freddy and he looks pissed off uh Freddy can I have my keys No Okay uh Jeffy you know what I say we kick his ass yeah yeah it's 2v one oh okay yeah I'm

going to turn you into Freddy Faz yeah let's get him get him his his suck that these are my car keys okay Jeffy I think I think Jeffy I think we spit on him enough we can get out of here Jeffy let's just get to the car get the hell out of here and never come back to this place ever again does that sound like a plan yeah wait what the hell was that oh hey Bonnie and chica's right there oh I see what's going on here they're mad that we jumped a boy well guess

what Bonnie Freddy went out like a yeah and he got spit on yeah a lot like more than I actually condone so if you see him please tell him we're sorry okay here's what's going to happen I'm going to beat up Bonnie you take chica no I'm going to beat up Bonnie and you take chica well see here's the problem with that I don't want to deal with that mouth it scares me I don't want to deal with the mouth either okay well how about this not it a oh oh chica is giving us the

bird that pisses me off why does that piss you off so much because I don't have a middle finger so I can't do that so this is what's going to happen you go start the car and I be both their asses sounds like a plan now who wants him Jeffy but before I beat your ass I want to let you know that my body is a dangerous weapon oh hell yeah bumping some tunes drive I'm guessing you lost no Fox he's chasing me oh okay Jeffy I think we finally outran him now let's go get

some McDonald's and go home Marvin how do you think jeffy's doing at his new job baby he's doing fine it's the easiest job in the world he's not even a cop he's a security officer all he has to do is sit down all day and look at cameras it's easy oh God are you going to ask what happened well did you get off your job early well no we were almost killed yeah the animatronics came to life and tried to kill us so then I had to beat some ass yeah he did wait what well

yeah remember that Pizzeria I told you about that's kind of like Chuck-E-Cheese well that turns out all the animatronics are haunted and they all tried to kill us but then Jeffy kicked all their asses but then as we were driving away the fox one foxy popped up in our back seat we thought he was going to eat us but it turns out he's actually a pretty cool dude just wanted us to drop him off at his cousin's house oh so is Jeffy fired oh no no no no no he's just not going to go back

there ever ever again you know unless this video does really well you know maybe we'll go back for another night so if you guys just like And subscribe and get our numbers up you know maybe we'll go back with some different animatronics next time like like that puppet boy or the the balloon [Music] [Music] m