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doctors should fall asleep again we've got rectal bleeding what all of you fat poison mixed with some sort of neurogenic toxin could cause bleeding sleep disturbances do you have a specific type of neurogenic toxin in mind or should we just start running a thousand different talks for you just pretend i'm not here i'll be reading could also be some type of coagulopathy or it could be us do you have any idea what it feels like to have a six foot long hose shoved into your large intestine no but i now have a much greater respect

for whichever basketball player you dated in college are you guessing yes too bad you're right he probably just moved nobody stays perfectly still for the entire mri yeah he probably got restless and shifted one hemisphere of his brain to a more comfortable position something is pushing on it if it was boeing could be a tumor do you see a tumor on this mri house hey house andy's mri and tax screen were clean no infection no neurotoxins oxygen saturation is ninety-four percent checkered heart our oxygen saturation is normal it's not by one percentage point within range

it's normal if her dna was up by what percentage point she'd be a dolphin or foreman screwed up big hand points to minutes maybe you got it mixed up oh snap foreman's playing the dozens you're at a huge cultural disadvantage here chase take a couple minutes to thing of a witty retort so we have contradicting bleeding time tests if we run labs to check his clotting factors we can confirm which one's right yeah testing nice idea way better than trying to guess which doctor's incompetent looks better in the paperwork too hey foreman your mama's so

fat when a beeper goes off people think she's backing up whoa whoa whoa hey oh hey i paid these people 50 bucks to leave here an hour ago yeah we came back you owe me 50. the kid needs surgery and he could walk way back then stand up kid he swallowed a magnet we got to cut it out how old are you eight and he swallowed something stuck to a fridge darwin says let him die it's already below the stomach talking about cutting off a kid's hand yes we're talking about cutting it off not subdividing

it putting in condos it's not a legal issue are you being intentionally dense huh i think it's premature i've heard enough what you dosed me yes i did but only because you didn't trust me your best friend you could have killed me amphetamines are going to kill you you don't know my medical history i i could have you could have given me a heart attack a heart attack is not going to kill you you were in a hospital aha you yawned you tried to kill me i put you on uppers and you still yawned it

means it's a symptom of being a big fat liar yawning is a side effect of some antidepressants apparently the ones you're on i'm not on antidepressants i'm on speed carpet never nothing to talk about your girlfriend called the clinic 15 times looking for you today huh a lot to discuss china pattern house she's a stalker right it couldn't be that she finds me interesting attractive has to be that she's insane she's called you 15 times your mother's not that interested in me or maybe i'd be better adjusted if she was i'm notifying security it's just

about the carpet you think i'll back off if you block all my fun you better not be having fun i'm having fun not having sex she's dangerous not dangerous she's pretty she's pretty men are stupid i'm with you so far i'm notifying security give her a break she's not dangerous she's insightful you can't stop our love i say we assume house was right about the anaphylaxis it is tempting heart failure could be either infection coronary disease or rejection sorry there's a reason they call it the whiteboard it's not my rule what ties both these conditions

together okay we can all stare at each other or we can investigate what caused the heart failure just the heart failure you want to give me that black marker coincidence is to happen that coincidence is what brought me to you in the first place [Music] you promised you wouldn't go there einstein said coincidence is a god's way of remaining anonymous a woman in florida said look jesus is on my cheese sandwich you didn't even want to take my case you didn't even think i was sick you're being an ass i just cured a patient how

about you you can't just give up on wilson you know he needs you you know he's making an impossible choice he just doesn't want to live in pain life is pain i wake up every morning i'm in pain i go to work in pain you know how many times i wanted to just give up how many times i've thought about ending it parents say she's not on any meds the pancreatitis wasn't set off by drugs and she hasn't been sick that leaves trauma or some kind of structural defect put up ct what's that density there

shadow looks normal to me we got a referral from excuse me you stash your drugs in a lupus textbook it's never lupus who's got gallstones so why do we care [Music] [Music] [Music] you