Well, anyway, I'm glad you're back. I really need your help. >> Oh, why?
What's up? >> Well, I have an audition for this play, and for some of it, I have to speak French, which according to my resume, I'm fluent in. >> Joey, you shouldn't lie on your resume.
>> Yeah, you really shouldn't. And by the way, how was that year-long dig in Cairo? >> It was okay.
>> I did not know you spoke French. You're so sexy. >> Well, so will you help me?
I really want to be in this play. >> Sure. >> Seriously, stop it.
I'm going to jump on you. [laughter] >> All right. Well, it seems pretty simple.
Your first line is my name is Claude, so just repeat after me. >> The couplow. [laughter] What else?
Just let's try it again. >> Okay. >> Clude blue.
>> Huh? [laughter] It's not quite what I'm saying. >> Really?
Sounds exactly the same to me. >> It does. Really?
>> Yeah. >> All right. Let's just try it again.
Really listen. >> Got it. Okay.
mapel claim [laughter] cla blue. >> No. >> Okay, maybe if we just break it down.
Okay, let's just let's try it one syllable at a time. Okay, so repeat after me. >> M >> m >> pel >> pel.
>> Great. Okay, faster. >> JM >> pel >> me poo poo.
[laughter] >> It's too hard. I can't teach you. >> What are you doing?
>> I I have to go before I put your head through a wall. >> No, don't go. I need you.
My audition is tomorrow. >> I'll count from one to five. Dank >> blue blah flu flank.
[laughter] >> Good job. >> Thank you. >> Hey Joey, >> listen.
I feel really badly about yesterday and I thought about it a lot. No, I was too impatient. So, let's try it again.
>> Oh, no. That's okay. I don't I don't need your help.
I worked on it myself and I got to say I am pretty good. [laughter] >> Really? Hey, can I hear some of it?
>> Sure. Sure. >> Okay.
[clears throat] [laughter] See, [laughter] you're not you're not you're again you're you're not speaking French. >> Oh, well, I think I am. Yeah.
And I think I'm definitely going to GET THE PART. HOW could you possibly think that? >> For one thing, THE GUY ON THE TAPE SAID I WAS DOING A GOOD JOB.
>> WHENEVER you're ready, Joey, >> right [clears throat] clu, [laughter] >> I'm sorry. What's going on, dude? Come on.
French it up. [laughter] >> Joey, do you speak French? Blue.
[laughter] >> You know what? I think this audition is over. >> Uh, excuse me.
Uh, I am Rejene Fange. [laughter] Uh, I I was passing by when I heard this man speaking the the regional dialect of my French town of Esteler. >> You really think this man is speaking French?
What's [laughter] Good job, little buddy. [applause] That was some really good French, but I think we're going to go with someone else for the part. >> Oh, yeah.
All right. But my French was good. >> It was great.
[laughter] >> Merci. >> Yeah.
