- There are people who do their jobs normal. And then there are people who do it fast. - Super fast.

- Take this guy for example. Probably your local Waffle House. Look at this.

Flipping an omelet. Flipping an omelet. Boom.

Tri-omelet. What was that? Four seconds?

And this guy chopping alien fingers. Look at how fast he's going. Or this guy.

I don't. I don't even- - He looks like Jesus. - Maybe he is Jesus because he is going so fast.

And now, world's fastest watermelon. - I can never cut a watermelon. I have to get my wife to do it.

- Oh wow. - Wow. - Ooh.

- Oh my Gosh. - 11. 83 seconds.

This is how they fill those little ketchup things at McDonald's. - This guy's nice with it. Look, he's cutting it off.

- Dude, I don't think I've seen a single bit of ketchup drop. - Well, I just saw one. - All right, well.

- He's run out ketchup, that's why. Mess with his flow. - Oh, is this how they make toilet paper?

- Wait, are you telling me toilet paper comes in a long roll and they just cut it? - I want long roll toilet paper. What if he doesn't get the dimensions perfect?

What if your toilet paper is wider than my toilet paper? I'm making a note. I'm gonna check the length of all my toilet paper at the house and see if they're all the same.

- And then if they're not, sue the company for false advertisement. - Ever been to the post office and they take forever? - Not this guy.

- No, not this one. - If this guy worked at the DMV, it wouldn't take so long. - I'm just gonna be honest, why even have a human do this at this point?

Like, if it's the same spot over and over again, why not just have a robot do it? - What, are you Elon Musk? Oh, he messed up.

- Robot wouldn't have. - Robot would never mess up and work for 24 hours every day. - And get less pay and put people outta jobs.

- But then, we could have a tax on said robot that- - You got political. I cut you off. - Look, they're making pancakes.

- What is this. Like McDonald's or something? - Do you think this is McDonald's?

McDonald's don't just operate out of tents. - Wait, I don't want some dude without gloves touching my pancake. - Well, he washed his hands at some point.

- I don't want a non-gloved hand touching my pancake before I nom. - What if he picked a little boogie and forgot and then just touch your pancake, man. Now you got nose pancakes.

- Oh, McDonald's. - This is a McDonald's. - This guy's killing it.

Look at that. I hope he gets a pay raise. - Yeah, McDonald's really has automation to the tee.

Oh, he's gonna cut it. Look at that. Watch.

And then he is just gonna go tap, tap, tap, tap. Now it's a circle. Get outta here.

- Is that a skateboard? - I think it's glass. - Oh, is this CDs?

- Oh, they are CDs. Those are completely useless now. - What is this?

Look at the people in the background just slowly plucking it. He's just like. - He's like I don't care.

Whatever. - He's doing more work than all three of them combined. - He's not really looking though.

He's not checking if they're quality. - Is that balloon? - That's how good he is.

He can chop on a balloon blindfolded. He's blindfolded, Jimmy. - Not only is he blindfolded, he's triple quadrupled duple blindfolded.

The man's got like four blindfolds on. - This is what I assume to be taxes. - She's literally just tapping random numbers.

- No. - I love the transition. The lady writing down numbers to lumberjack.

- He's just chopping every log right in half. Every single time. I need to invite this guy over if I want to have a fire.

- This makes me wanna chop some wood. How does everyone who chops wood make it look fun? - It's the technique.

Oh, look at that. They're making pizza. My favorite pizza place, Domino's.

I don't care if you don't like it. It's good. - Domino's is the only pizza place that doesn't taste like trash.

- And it's not. It's quick. It always gets to me.

It's always correct. - 'Cause they got this man. - Look at that.

- This makes me want some pizza. - The advertising worked. - Yeah, it did.

- This is just subliminal message to buy Domino's. Brought to you by Domino's. - Domino's, you can send it to my bank account.

- Or just send us pizza. That's not healthy. Don't try this at home.

Accidentally inhale water and drown. Look at that. - Wait, so he is trying to down an entire 12 pack of water?

- There's just no way that's good for you. - All right, so he's done what. Four in a minute?

- He's a minute and a half in. That's seven. This will be eight.

At the two minute mark. - He's got four more. - Sub three minute water chug?

- All right. He's going for the world record. Last one here.

2:40. Can he get a sub three minute? We'll never find out.

- Life hates me. On the 11th one, you just disappear. Oh, I've seen this before.

They jiggle it down real fast. We should all get together and build stuff like this. - You just wanna jiggle with the boys.

- I like jiggling with the boys. And look at that. The post is in the ground.

- What are those? Are those like cow water? - They're like lotion bottles or something.

- If you're not already, hit the subscribe button. - Why are you yelling? - Emphasis.

- It worked. It's an Australian Shepherd. - Wait, is he digging a hole for the water?

- He's herding the water. Oh, this dog's better than every single person we've reviewed so far. - No way.

All my dog does this poop on the floor. Can I pay million dollars for this dog? - Probably could just train your dog to do this for less than a million dollars.

- I don't know. - I feel like you don't know how to spend money correctly. - I feel like that's the only dog in the world that can do this.

More dogs. - Oh my God. Look at him dig.

He's doing a terrible job, but he is trying his best. - The owner was like, "Hey, stop. " He didn't stop.

He's like, "Hey, no. Seriously, stop. " - Look at all the dirt all over everywhere.

- I don't know if that was efficient, but it was cute. - You know what's a good time getting together with the boys? Going outside, chucking some bricks.

- What are they, building a road? - Let's build a road. - Could we do it in Minecraft though?

- Jimmy, they made a printer for roads. Somebody needs to tell those guys that were playing those bricks that this exists. - Yeah.

They spent their entire life mastering how to lay bricks on a road. Imagine being unemployed because of a road printer. - I got unemployed because of a printer.

- He's either in a fighter jet or a car. It's a car. - Or a fighter jet with wheels.

- Maybe. Nope, it's a car. - It's a car.

- Are we sure it's not a fighter jet? - Maybe it's a fighter car. It looks so goofy.

- Dude, the camera is struggling to keep up. - This looks like when in Garry's Mod where you would just attach a rocket to a car. 'cause you could.

- That was cool. - That was pretty cool. That probably costs like a million dollars.

I don't know if it was worth it. Back to real work. Look at that.

This guy's catching them like they're pizzas. - It's not efficient, but it's fun. - How is it not efficient?

They're not wasting a drop. What do you mean? Work smarter, not harder.

- Is that a fridge? - That is- That is a fridge. It's like one of those old style fridges, but still heavy.

Yo, he is just manhandling it. - Just carrying the fridge. Just like my little boombox, heading downtown.

- Wait. - No way he bikes off with the fridge. - If he stole that, I don't think he did, but if he did, he deserves it.

- I could barely ride a bike on my own, let alone with the fridge. This isn't a worker. This is why we will all be unemployed.

- Wait, are you gonna get a robot to be funny? - On camera? - Uh-huh.

- Not for a few years. - I got a few years. - Pancake robot.

- They made a pancake robot. What's it even doing? It's just stacking the pancake.

- This is our boy, Joey Chestnut. - Joey Chestnut. He can eat real fast.

- Joey Chestnut literally has like 50 world records for eating. - I could not do that. Look at him sweating.

He's got the meat sweats. 9,000 calories. - Oh.

He is honestly a beast. When we had him eat the world's largest slice of pizza, I don't know how he did it, man. I could only eat like one one hundredth of it and I was full.

This man is not human. Like he's on a whole different level when it comes to eating. - That's insane.

He just ate 12,000 calories. I eat like 1,300 in a day. - Joey, you're really cool, really nice, and everything about you's dope, but I just have.

. . How?

How do you eat this much food? What is that? - Sugar cane.

You don't recognize from Minecraft? - I recomize the tomato. - You recomize?

- Why would you slice a tomato towards your hand? - That is dangerous. Oh my goodness.

They're so nice with it though. - Oh, Beast Burger. I don't care.

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So check that out too. - And when you're seeing this, our collab with Dram has probably gone public. You can literally order a Dram Burger.

Seriously gamers, we have over 700 restaurants. Go order Beast Burger right now from your favorite delivery app. It tastes amazing.

Those are our burgers. Those are our fries. He's literally eating our entire menu.

Dude, those cookies look good. That looks like a Beast Style Burger. - What?

It's gone in 30 seconds. - Dude, that looks so good. Now I kind of want one.

- I wonder if he can even taste it when he is doing that or if he's drinking so much water it just tastes so watered down. - Yeah, now he's eating our chicken sandwich. Our chicken sandwiches are fire.

That right there is Karl's Grilled Cheese. - It's weird. - Karl wanted the buns to be inverted.

So the buns are upside down and it's just a grilled cheese. I don't know why, but Karl wanted it. - If you're weird like Karl, you'll like it.

The Beast Style Fries gone. - The cookies are so good. - The cookies probably were the easiest part of this challenge.

Oh, and the entire Diet Pepsi for the win. - How is he skinny? - He probably works out an insane amount.

- That is interesting. Like Joey Chestnut and him. Like both incredibly talented eaters are skinny.

You would think they'd be fat. - Come on. - Why?

- Is all that tape really that necessary though? Then it just makes it so hard for me to get into it. They keep it so that way you can scan it.

That was mighty nice of them. - He's gonna run over a lighter? - I'll tell you what he's gonna do.

He's gonna light the lighter. - No. - Watch this.

Watch this, watch this, watch this. - No, I don't believe you. - Watch.

- I don't believe you. - How? - 'Cause he is nice with it.

This ice cream cone's more beautiful than me. - I've never had a strawberry ice cream cone like that. - Like dipped in it?

- Yeah, that looks good. World's fastest computer? - I thought we just got hacked and somebody was seeing how fast our internet was.

What the crap was that? - I guess if you're talking about the fastest workers in the world, you also gotta talk about the fastest computers. And what better transition from our computer speed to this guy running on a treadmill.

- His legs are almost as fast as that computer. Fast dog. Who cares.

- Why isn't the entire video just dog? - I just don't understand. It should only be dogs.

- Yo, he's a quick one. - Oh, he's speedy. Look at him and go.

Woo. Man, I wish I could train my dog to do this. He would love it.

- What a happy dog. - Yeah. He's just so happy doing what he loves, man.

We don't deserve dogs. Oh, this is gonna get smooshed. Watch.

Oh, this is gonna be so cool. - How is he just standing so close? - Look at that.

That is insane. - Run away. Is this how they make noose?

- What is going. . .

I don't, my brain can't even comprehend the physics in that. - But can your brain comprehend bread? - It can.

Is it gonna slice the bread? Ooh, it grabbed it. - Why?

- Oh, it. . .