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critical [Music] excuse me is that an exit yep appreciate it I'm just squeeze past e I'm sorry what I said now without time yeah just spit it out okay Friday's on I'm not really into being flashy or anything like that but what's that on your wrist oh these these are my bracelets see my grandmother was very creative so what she did was right before she passed she made me specifically for me so I'll replace these for you for the shirt everywhere here you go all right I'm gonna just tie this nice and tight for you

perfect see that looks nice on you my bracelet also now you always know what time it is yes 11 45 see well that's what the watch was for are you a big fan of Super Mario Brothers of course that's like my entire childhood that's great cause we got this Mario necklace that you'll be sure to love and it'll compliment the ketchup stain on the back of your shirt now working for me catch up how you like it look I don't care about any of this I'm just trying to go cause this one is called hey

my man let me holler at you real quick okay that's fine it's your choice can't do nothing about that yet oh caught you lacking Mario [Music] hey sleepy head wow that was crazy hey never give us eye contact I don't make the rules look I'm just trying to get by you but I'm only trying to help you with your destiny for long Converses they they not supposed to be great no Brown not at all they're supposed to be white damn hmm perfect well I got this product that will fix the problem instantly may I look

I've already spent enough time here as it is this will be a fast process we'll be done in no time new customer I'm about to do roll call once you hear your name please respond so I can Mark you off as present Rodney here Malcolm Heaven Kevin Kevin I keep calling me what's going on what's going on Kevin just tell him you're here I didn't see not know this he's looking right at me Kevin are you here or are you not you know the answer to that oh my God what time is lunch today see

that's the problem with this class y'all listen out of all the eight periods I teach what are you about to say y'all are the worst I knew it is rude not smart do nothing but talk what I teach most of y'all been in my class [Music] foreign [Music] and this is the quadratic formula everyone please take the time to write this down oh you must be the babysitter correct so where's the little munchkin little munchkin no you're watching my sons it's like 20 years old what the heck I'm only 19. get it right like I

said he's like 20 years old what the hell did I just say what's the answer to the number one I'm your teacher why you next to me so can't you cheat how you know I was gonna cheat you do this all the time now call your mom again you make me do this every week Mom I'm not your mama this Pizza Hut don't waste my time what you want yeah give me a lot of supreme pizza [Music] why you interrupting my class what the hell are you talking about do you want to come teach no

I never said that I think you do please don't thank me do it do it oh God yes yes what you got your hands up now what do you want you told me to put them up what is this it's five o'clock why are you not asleep it's 5 p.m I'll go to bed now he never does anything he's always in bed you tell me to go lay your ass back down like I can never get him up he's so hard-headed hey um I'm here to inform you that your son hasn't been to my geometry

class in two years oh really cause I graduated and that's your excuse to skip class how do I skip a class I don't even have anymore I know you ain't talking about how am I talking about hey you got 20 bucks I could borrow no I ain't got no broke ass stay bro but you're the one asking for me who you yelling at yelling at me like that in my damn house you must have lost your mind you started it what I say none that's what I thought excuse me sir I need to check your

receipt why it's just something we do here see this is why that shirt's not on the receipt I came in here with this shirt but where's your receipt I didn't get this shirt here where's the proof this is a grocery store y'all don't even sell clothes here yeah about that why does grocery store look like a house what you doing I'm trying to tell if you can see without your glasses give me back my glasses you have to tell me if you can see first obviously I'm looking right at you but but you're not I'm

not playing these games now you're yelling at a chair you want to talk about this ain't a time for you to go to bed what I ain't got no curfew I wasn't asking the bed I'm gonna take your ass to bed bro get the hell out of my bed turn off that damn light not until you get up I'm not playing your games I think we have a sub what hello class my name is Mr Burton I would like to start off by saying I'm not playing y'all games everyone sit down and Gina your teacher

told me about you you like to cause trouble try me everyone got their pencils and get your work done and if y'all have any questions feel free to ask get off your phone and get your work done dog I'm on my lunch break break so how was your day you just broke my phone you need to upgrade anyway I pay you enough of one you're buying me a new phone I can buy you some lunch [Music] [Music] um I'm just uh take some wait this is free I mean aren't you with trick-or-treater a what oh

yeah sure um so wait everything in here is free I mean yeah if you mean the candy inside so I could just take the whole bowl no not the whole boat just take two I need to run me and I just want the balls I'm just taking the whole wait the whole boat no I'm not playing oh you're back yeah I came back for more free stuff there's no free stuff it's okay I got it hey put it back now no it's fine I can handle it I didn't ask if you could handle it I'm

back for the other one what you said I can take two bro I don't know what you're talking about you told me to take two I was talking about the candy oh I'm getting the second one if you really think I'm about to get my ass up out of this chair you got another thing coming is that Dave Dave hey is that not Dave huh Dave hello wait where you going is that you [Music] over here hi what Style excuse wait what hey huh yo hey what's up don't move okay all right where did you

go and why haven't I seen your face yet hello is someone there how do you keep getting farther from my voice [Music] the bad thing is you're probably not even Dave why is no annoying sorry for the tardiness I had some business I need to go back outside why what's going on what's wrong you got a late pass they pass I'm the teacher and I'm a student now we done stay in the August give me your pass no this is my classroom oh my bad did I ask all that no Miss heister had a heart

attack this no that's cool but who's gonna collect his homework show some simple no that's the first assignment I ever did someone's grading this show me some respect bro chill out what is Chill I was a nine I was doing this I'm not playing these games wait why he don't play games games are fun all right class so for today Rodney you found something funny I'm the only one not laughing so now you snitching step outside my class let me speak to you real quick it's not even that serious so calm down who the hell

who you talking to excuse me is this seat taken oh no you can have it thank you wait who the hell are you foreign [Music] of course I did and I ordered some Chinese food so now I'm just waiting for that I think I'm getting hungry how are you still hungry what what are you talking about I haven't ate anything yet lies you just had Thanksgiving last week what is that supposed to mean you should be fooled by that that's not how bonds Works you're supposed to eat every day no your ass is greedy because

I'm good I'm good all right get out of my car oh I forgot to ask you this before we got home asked me what I wanted to see if we could get something to eat all that food we got in the house there is nothing in the house how when I bought food Wednesday what food what boys you got my car look I'll show you I'll show you come on follow me how he gonna tell me we ain't got no food we ain't got no food all right [Music] so you telling me you don't see

all this damn food there's actually food in there all right I Gotta See This I Gotta See this what is that it's just baby talk don't talk to my baby like he's stupid he gonna grow up thinking that's real English don't do that I got your nose I got your what did you lose something no I'm good thanks how the hell did that all right hand me my baby I think it's nap time no I think he's good give me my damn baby I wasn't asking [Music] that's my baby's face naked this is not Spruce

look I am so sorry I don't know what the hell happened you're sorry tell that to my broken baby [Music] Lucas [Music] yes I brought the groceries in you put them up foreign I'm hungry fix dinner Lucas read me a bedtime story I made up a cartoon with a punchline of every strip is Zoe mama jokes what what does he wants wait Lucas Lucas I'm not playing these games how does she know am I on camera where is it Mom I know you're watching me Lucas what's going on [Music] so like are you almost finished

hold up just adding the finishing touches to the hair I'm done here you go [Music] what the hell is this it's you this is not me look I just draw what I've seen so you drew the black girl from Jimmy Neutron I am not the black girl from Jimmy Neutron that's a lie you two could be related and why do her eyes look like to form pokeballs hey look the portrait was free but we do accept chips foreign ugly ass [Music] I'm sorry I kind of have to get that I'll be back with you in

a second who the hell are you of course I know the trip is tomorrow I'm looking for my ticket as we speak Lucas yes Lucas yes bro I have to call you back my mom keep calling me yes Lucas yes Lucas Lucas yes hello all right let's try from over here Lucas mother I'm cooperating I'm responding please respond back I'm doing something but if you look give me a little bit of patience I'll be happy hello did you hear me look I'm not playing these games stop calling me I'm not playing these games stop calling

me [Music] [Music] you got a problem I mean you're kind of sitting in my seat oh I'm sorry I didn't see your name on it okay I mean yeah that's not his seat um you already know there's no assigned seats in my class so please take a seat yeah take a seat that's my seat that's the seat I was you ain't gonna sit your ass down yeah what the hell you talking to oh you know what give me back my back whoa who had it first well it wasn't in his hand so I put it

in mine oh that makes sense it's his no it's mine you see me walking here with that bag but look he got to it first there's no assigned bags in his class we take turns sharing is caring you must be crazy if you think I'm sharing my bag ow [Music] that's weird I don't see your name on it as I see it you probably should have put your name on it all right so let's start off with like a simple problem to start off our day okay so here's one um Johnny has 19 bottles of

dish soap and he just wait why does Johnny have so many soaps in the first place mind your business David what about it are y'all done all right so let me finish up my problem please all right so Johnny has 19 bottles of dish soap and gives Gina six how many bottles of dish soap will Johnny have left fix I'm not even giving her one same picture but none of it hey Gina step your ass back hey Johnny give her the dish soaps it's in the problem I can give her some because I see her

picking her nose earlier y'all seen that Gina you ain't sleep disgusting so get your hand over here and get some soap all right your test is on your desk no cheating you may begin [Music] you're doing good keep up the great work [Music] guys remember to read these questions carefully there's no room for mistakes see now that's what I like to see that's perfect I'm proud of you keep it up please take your time guys stop rushing [Music] that's spectacular I love everything I see on that paper that's stupid ah right on time [Music] I'm

sorry you're gonna have to keep it down I'm trying to do my test and you're being very inconsiderate right now hey do you have any snacks or something like that too late already gave them to Gina Pokey making these noises don't let me find out who it is I know y'all know but y'all not telling me I said no noises I meant no noises so don't let me find out who the culprit is okay what must have stopped okay well everybody get back to work [Music] hey I was wondering if I could come in and

take some stuff from you who are you oh my bad I didn't mean to be rude um my name is Jonathan how you get in my house okay I'll tell you but you gotta promise not to get mad I took your doorknob off get out of my house I told you I told you that I can see that you're upset so I'll just go so have you reconsidered yet so have you leave me alone I mean maybe you look I'm asking nicely please go away he did say nicely hey what's up before you get mad

I just wanted to say I kind of took more than just your doorknob off so if you don't mind can you help me to put your front door back foreign spit it out like in your hand what you think okay I know the hell you didn't just spit Your Gum into my hand you just told me to do that I never told you disgusting ass to do this I mean your head was all up in my face what was I supposed to do like get your butt up and go to a trash can yeah yes

I know what I said but your grades are so low and it's extra credit hold up excuse me yeah you why you standing up to sharpen my pencils sit down ain't nobody tell you to get out your seat so you're gonna do your work uh no pencil what's shopping at the hell you just sitting there for Cameron Cameron Cameron the hell is this boy doing boy Cameron you know you hear me don't make me come up those stairs and you know you don't want that to happen Cameron boy are you deaf you didn't hear me

calling you didn't I tell you to vacuum the living room last night [Music] so now you're gonna look at me like I'm stupid you know what get your ass up I asked you to do one thing and you can't even do it you know what I don't care I'm gonna force you to do it see you ain't gonna hear me asking for you to do something twice and when I come back down these stairs I better see all of this done [Music] what the hell is that what's going on can't stop yawning it hurts it

hurts my dog's cramping yawn [Music] [Music] that loud ass Sean go somewhere where I can't hear you like who does that that loud ass yawn oh faces I can still see you why are you even looking I'm not touching you I'm not touching you look at my hand I'm not touching you I'm not even touching you you can't be mad I'm not touching you I'm not touching you see this game's not just for kids this is fun I'm not touching you I'm not touching you Mom Rudy stop messing with your brother why are you stressed

out I'm not touching you I'm not touching did you not hear me the first time I said stop no before I have to be some ass and you know I don't want to do that I'm not even touching them yeah he's not even touching you so what's the problem stop interrupting me I'm trying to catch up on my reads see proof I'm not touching you why you mad I don't know am I touching you no I'm not touching you I'm not touching you I'm not [Music] how are you [Music] and how are you today foreign

just play it off um he's not the only dude in the store you know I've been in line for like 20 minutes I would like to buy some stuff if you don't mind uh excuse me and how are you doing [Music] what is wrong with this man where's his manners um excuse me can you help me out with something sure and how are you doing today oh I thought no one was gonna ask I'm doing swell never gonna be better and how about yourself oh that's so nice of you you care about my day too

well let me tell you all about it hey I'm about to drop this letter off in the mailbox and when I come back I expect those dishes in there to be cleaned [Music] [Music] huh what oh [Music] what is going on all right I'm back and I hope you've done what I asked you to do this boy gets on my very last nurse hey Mom don't hate mommy come here now what did I specifically tell you to do before you left this house I don't know didn't I tell you to watch all these dishes earlier

exactly what are you talking about don't play dumb with me all these damn dishes you can't see none of these dishes what dishes there's literally no dishes in this scene boy are you blind what no I'm not the one who's blind here so you calling me you know what give me your glasses cause it seems like you need a stronger prescription I know you didn't just throw my glasses I did and what you gonna do about it give me back my glasses Mom I'm not playing your games back my damn glasses here you go and

would you like your receipt oh no you can keep it thanks okay can I see your receipt please oh I don't have it funny but seriously I need to see a receipt no like seriously I just bought these you can ask the cashier sir I need a receipt and I really need to go and I really need a receipt I don't have time for this let me through no I can't let you through oh doesn't get their receipt honestly my dumb ass didn't get a receipt but then your dumb ass won't pass why are you

falling down do we have a problem here no not at all it's just that my mom is waiting for me outside what you doing I've been waiting out there for like 20 minutes go get your ass in the car it's not my fault they won't let me leave move wait you didn't buy those no of course I bought them no he's trying to rob him don't you lied to my mom like this he's trying to do white oh God to be honest I could just stay here y'all got dish soap I got a friend that

loves this so hey y'all so like I just woke up right and I felt like something wasn't right something's a little bit off so I look at myself in the mirror look at this look at this look at my lip why is it that big yo who beat me up in my sleep like look at this look look y'all see that I can't even zoom in look I'm trying to zoom in I can't zoom in look at this y'all see how big this is like I can see it I don't even need a mirror I

can see it like I can literally see it sticking out of my face like look it's blocking all of my teeth look you can't even see my teeth my dead ass is this puberty like my body's changing on me I don't like it I thought I was done with this like look how big this is oh yo look how big this is like bro I'm skinny I'm skinny and before the weight goes anywhere else to my body because I'll be trying to gain weight it goes to my lip first it goes to my lip like

like bro look at this free loading ass lift like bro I don't know where you came from but you can't stay here you can go anywhere else but you just can't stay here I'm not playing these games close my fridge but I'm hungry hold my damn fridge but how do I get to the [Music] mom what I'm hungry well open the fridge and eat like why is he telling me this okay excuse me what you need to get through my electricity pulls the fridge but you just didn't close it okay you know what I'm done

because I don't have time for this what are you doing yeah I'ma just go out and pick something up to eat all that food in the fridge and you're about to go out to eat you won't let me go in the fridge now why would I not let you go in the fridge like how dumb do you sound just grab what you need how do I grab what I need out the fridge well I don't know what's in it you won't let me look oh I'm sorry I deeply apologize my voice I didn't mean no

harm now go yes ma'am [Music] where you think you're going upstairs why why not you got dishes I already did them I didn't see you doodle what does that mean it means you didn't do them what did you do no what didn't you do these dishes now do them I'm not playing these games I already told you I did them it doesn't look like it look if I do them again you're gonna have to watch me oh I'm looking this is eye contact done [Music] let's go to be honest my room's not even that bad

see all right so I'm about to clean up so watch me let's do it [Music] finally done [Music] all right so y'all got y'all assignment I'm allowing y'all to talk quietly to one another I'll be at my desk if you need me hey did you do the history homework Lucas didn't I just say no talking in my class you clearly just saying we can talk wait didn't he just say we can talk quietly and now you talking back call your mom but wait call your mom now I know damn well you ain't got no phone

in my class what you just said call my mom didn't you hear him say that hand it over yo I've never been so confused in my life see that attitude right there and getting you nowhere step outside my class you know what I'm done I'm not gonna do nothing I'm just gonna stand here I'm not gonna move a muscle you're eating in my class you're worried about me chewing gum look at your class step on up and get your plate five dollars excuse me do you have the time huh the time what's the time bro

speak louder you're Whispering what time is it do you know what he's saying oh I wasn't paying attention maybe he knows hey what's up what was he saying I mean I seen his mouth moving but like I'm all the way over here so I couldn't hear him why was it interesting I don't know that's what we trying to find out say it again look it's not that difficult I'm just asking for the time yeah you lost me that sounded boring what time is it I'm reading the subtitles and I still don't understand them because I

think that's in Spanish I don't know Spanish what time is it I'm confused [Music] tell us another joke make us laugh again yeah funny man wait what no I never said a joke then why was I laughing I don't know why y'all were laughing I was just asking for the damn time do it come in [Music] you're not the doctor I'm not the doctor well you're not supposed to be in here but now I'm here this is room three this is room three so this is my room time to get dressed right oh no you're

not doing that here look I'm just following rules they told me to get dressed here no you're not doing that here nurse oh I'm getting a dress look get out of here don't do the pain I'm doing the pain get out of my room the pants are on yo put them back on I'm telling you this is not your room closer where's the doctor oh God okay you're doing too much I'm dressed not around oh now get out of my seat no I'm sitting here oh you gonna get the hell up I'm not playing he's

gay what you doing in there I thought you said three no I said room four four now nothing like three hey look at me hey stop look hey turn around look at me four get your ass in there what's wrong with this place look at the time it's time for breakfast see this is what I'm talking about he said something normally how was that funny oh no this is not happening to me again nope nope come on come on please please please work [Music] oh gosh please I know guess who's back and I brought a

special guest please take me home please go home you think you slick what what did I tell you about drinking where do you see a drink anywhere oh don't play me like I'm stupid what the hell is this found this in the trash that doesn't mean it's mine boy don't you lie to me what you doing with this bite-sized ass water box I keep telling you we need water to survive who is this helping to survive oneself and it's gone hey water is water I told you to stop drinking in my damn house what would

your mom think about this I don't know ask her yourself Teresa Lucas yes yes does it look like I'm up there oh yes I'm not over there I'm over here yes [Music] what the hell you doing I'm making my way downtown you ain't walking fast faces past that I'm homebound get your ass over here okay I'm over here I mean what is this about just come here what have I done wrong here no I just want to know I am am I close enough yet did I say so I'm very uncomfortable all right stop you're

good so what's up I just wanted to know are you hungry because there's food on the stove you can go make yourself a plate mom your breath stinks why did I have to get this close to this all right so before I forget I'm gonna start passing out y'all packets that y'all gonna be doing over the break here you go foreign oh you want me to pass these out no not at all I mean I was doing my work and they're kind of in my way I mean I could pass these out no problems no

that's yours yeah mine to pass out I got you no Kevin that one is just for you yeah the one on top is mine that whole thing is yours to take home no I understand I heard you the first time I'm going to take mine off time there is no one on top the whole thing is one that's fine I'm just gonna take mine off top and pass out the rest there's nothing to pass out I have the rest right here wait that was all it is it's yours it's one packet that's what I've been

telling you [Music] I'm not playing a plane he's packing [Music] huh hold up hold this what you gonna do what you wanna do [Music] I'm back from trick-or-treating all right let me see the back so I can make sure the candy safe I mean I didn't really get much for you to check wait why not well even though you bumped up my bedtime from 5 30 to 6 p.m it's still bright as hell outside and I had to go out now or never and a lot of people are either not home or they're just not

passing out anything yet oh then what did you get I mean I didn't get anything good cause the sick old lady from across the street just gave me cough drops and our neighbor Leon he just gave me a handful of noodles and said he enjoyed them last night so he hopes I do too so basically everything in this bag you can just throw away I don't need it hold up let me see those noodles all right what you about to do with them I'm about to heat these up for who you not me yes you

couldn't be then who look you better stop playing me I don't want those noodles we don't waste food in this house good evening I hope you found everything okay [Music] you can't be serious excuse me huh oh yeah I seen it so what the hell are you doing damn my stuff I'm not qualified to handle this many items it's not that hard after you stand attempt this so you'll just keep going let's buy a few bottles and come back when you need more distance I always need more disa manager what something ain't right come look

at this that's not right nope that's not right no that's not right at all way more than ten way more than 11. I have more than 10 items that's why you need to get out of this line you get the hell out whoa don't you dare yell at the customer like that again but you yelled at it I can do that now apologize to this fine gentleman [Music] yeah I'm sorry what's up with you shut up and square up yo I'll square up I ain't no pump all right let's get it cracking all right what's

up no what's up with you you about to get this pulled and you about to catch these hands is that an oven mitt see look that's irrelevant let's just get to it you know what it's whatever I'm winning all right let's go y'all I'm ready but we gotta hurry up and why is that because I got baseball practice what when it starts in about 46 minutes oh then go wait really yeah I don't want you to be late hey I appreciate that no problem we can just do this another time I mean I'm free Tuesday

so if you want to continue it then then it's whatever I mean Wednesday works a little better for me yeah I could do Wednesday hey maybe we can hang out afterwards I mean I don't know because I don't know if I have the time for that all right well take some time to think on it yeah I'll do that yo but I'll see you Wednesday I gotta go all right what just happened all right y'all know what day it is does anyone else need to turn in their projects thank you and this should be the

last one thank you oh wait Lucas when you gonna turn in your project oh you must be talking to the other Lucas huh no I'm talking to you you're good oh how do you not have mine when I just turned it in I was the last one to turn it in well I don't have it look you better stop playing me look check the last project that you received if that's what you want me to do I got you I'll play your little game you know who this is not you so where is it you

know what that is a great question where is it I'm asking you where is it cause we about to square up cause you play with my emotions [Music] what's up with the bad take them off huh shoes your shoes oh you act like we do this daily like you know I wear shoes I'm basically sleep in my shoes no like literally I sleep in my shoes thank the Lord off no you're right you got it I don't know what I was thinking no outside [Music] my shoes all my shoes you tossed my shoes outside do

you even listen no shoes in the house so you just threw them all out yes and don't bring them back in I can't just leave my shoes outside excuse me thank you [Applause] what are you doing what what are you talking about we're not doing this again open the gift which gift the one that you're holding oh open it you know I will I'm just saving the festival last how is it the best if you don't know what it is I mean you want me to open it so it must be pretty special excuse me

all of them are special you pick that one up so open buttons so so open it but it's soft huh I mean you wrap this around it you know what I don't think you deserve to play these games no I mean no I love it you love it we'll put that on see what was the problem it's adorable how do you still not know my size now stand still I feel like this is more for you than it is for me I'm so putting these on Instagram [Music] so there's no presents this year well it

seems like every year somebody doesn't want to open their gifts because it's soft they'd be too soft though why waste my time wrapping it your gifts is over there what the hell is that do the shoes got bells on them what do you expect me to wear shut up before you get your last gift there's another gift yeah it's outside well what are we waiting for come on let's go get it wait you got to put your outfit on first you can't be serious does it look like I'm joking well what you waiting for open

it [Music] seriously get on it I mean I really don't run I say writing foreign this is the shot between Gina and Rodrick we're just going to take it straight from the top yeah what exactly am I doing here so you'll just be walking in the background okay great action look I got something very important to tell you everything is coming to an end so fast and I don't know when I'm gonna get another opportunity like this so this is my only chance to get the tech this is my only chance yes I would like

to place an order for a large shrimp and oyster plants what y'all want something hang up the phone well damn action look I got something very important to tell you everything's coming to an end and I don't know when I'm gonna get another opportunity get another up put away the cereal you made me cancel my order I'm hungry I don't care action look I got something very important to tell Cuts what are you doing [Music] what where are you even climbing to find your business hey bro don't take this weird leap but like you smell

good oh um thanks what is that oh you know it's just water and soap what is that what is what you don't know what soap is um hold up let me whoa um look I know I smelled something but I didn't want to say anything about it but like can you um get the hell out of my house not until you answer my question you know what that's fine with me cause if you won't leave then I'll leave cause I ain't got no problem with it you're not going nowhere well if I wanted to leave

then I could leave okay is everybody that serious okay look soap is a type of product that you can use just stop you don't get that chance no more now I want you to write me a three-page paper telling me the history is soap oh you must be crazy if you think that I'm gonna [Applause] [Music] where you think you're going um watch those damn dishes I don't wanna I'm not asking Hey listen to your mother you are my mother why do so many of them because people eat I didn't even use any of these

so what's your point why is it even two of y'all here how is that even possible you focused on the wrong thing just wash those damn dishes we don't have any distance we never out of this soap well at least can a both of y'all help me we can get this done way faster [Music] uh yes I have a very important package I need to deliver here if you don't mind signing up hey did my package come today I mean there was somebody trying to drop something off and you didn't get it Mom I don't

know these people because you need to talk to them [Music] that was your hair look I don't care you stressed me out sometimes I feel like I don't even know you anymore and know you anymore know you anymore look I need to calm down I'm about to go to Disney World you want to go sometimes I feel like I don't even know you anymore I know you anymore all right I'm gonna take that as a no [Music] it's like day six seven or whatever the quarantine and y'all know me I stay stocked up I with

this so all right and you you know it's a problem you know it's a problem when I start running out of this so I shouldn't run out of this so I went to the store I'm at the store check the shelves there's none there was none none like I went to another store what is this what are y'all doing like I've never seen this much of a lack in this soap like it is beyond me let's check this out check this out look I've never had this much room in my gift soaps look at this

I ain't got none I only got like one two three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven foreign shut your asses up what did you hear that yeah was he talking to us I don't know like I don't think so somebody talking to fellas you're the only two interrupting me I'm trying to do a show here uh-huh I'm scared look calm down how about you just turn off the TV I can't I can't even change the channels okay you know what this is your problem I'm not even supposed to be here so you can

deal with this by yourself I think I'll just leave holy no you're gonna sit down and watch me oh I know where you live so try me if you wanna oh boy huh hey can you scoot over I think I'll take a seat make some room want some nuts get your nuts out my face well damn [Music] wait isn't that water duh but I thought your parents don't like you drinking in the house so watch you wanna snitch no all right then shut your ass up ah ah is this my tooth a piece of my

tooth just came out wait a piece of my tooth just can't Mark get the hell out of my house I gotta go to sleep ah nice thank you foreign [Music] are you the Tooth Fairy um [Music] what happened [Music] your car I know you've seen it what would you want me to do I don't care just get it out of my way put it in the Attic we have an attic how long have you lived in this house you never told me about it so you telling me the entire time you've been here you just

never looked up huh watch where you've gone no why were you all upon me what the hell are you I live here no you don't yes I do the hell you don't I've been here all my life no I've been here all my life who are you my name is Jasper I don't care I'll get on my room get out of my house not your house do you pay bills you pay the bills games I heard so much good stuff about this place do I know you oh yeah may I have did I ask yeah

what would you like to drink oh yeah I would just take a water why you broke no I just want water cheap ass sit down look I'm not playing I know you don't play these games you know me here thanks [Music] problem can you take this back why there's a hair in the water so what you trying to say she'll take it back I wash my hair just take it out no take it out what's the problem math problems oh I can help you let me see all right um here's the easy one what's six

times three six times three I don't know six times three I don't six times three I legit don't know six three I don't know what is it what is it get your mom why Teresa what's the problem homework but six times three I don't know six times three I don't know what's six plus six oh twelve no add six I don't know what is it what is it get your math teacher who Mr Patrick boom what homework I taught you this what's six times three I don't know look if Johnny has six times three amounts

of dish soap how much this soap would he have how much how much one two three four five six seven uh can I start you off with anything today sir well actually what would you recommend what do you want beef yeah I want beef why you got beef yeah we got beef why you want B yeah one beef what's the right thing then so that would be one beef stew you know what you know what no actually they are ready to order yet so no beef stew no beef stew no beef stew here you go

will that be all for you today sir uh no this would be all thanks all right enjoy [Music] so how is everything going over here you enjoying your meal I haven't even tried it yet wait you never brought me my soup no I'm pretty sure I handed you your soup the last time I came over here well clearly I don't have it well look if you wasn't on that damn phone you know what you right I'm sorry imma go get you your food that's what I thought all right I apologize for the inconvenience but what

is this what are you talking about no wait this wasn't here a second ago no you trying to finesse me for some free soup yo that's not fair no this is unfair hey manager what's up hey what's lying lying uh hello hey I need you to come help me get the bags out the trunk let me just get my jacket first all right never mind I got it myself seriously yeah seriously because I'm not gonna be waiting all damn day for you to get to the car all day I'm just getting off the phone with

you 12 seconds ago you know what instead of you talking back how about you come in here and wash these dishes fine but let me take my jacket off now seems like I gotta do everything around here can't even do the most simplest thing how about instead of just staring at me you do something productive like vacuum since you're out there I guess I can do that crap [Music] I don't even know why bother asking you to do anything around this damn house hey is it just me or is it like very cold in here

no it's just you I'm good but if you want I can turn the heat up a little bit I mean if you don't mind turning it on that would be swell all right but look we don't have a heater but we have a Calvin I don't know what that is hold up hey Calvin what's up hey uh so you still cold right uh yeah all right hold up uh so he wants to know what you do today seriously all right look I woke up this morning and I made me some waffles but I burnt them

a little bit but you know me I still ate them because I was still hungry uh shut up for a second uh I thought you said you was cold yeah I wanted a little bit of heat not the bake like tilapia what is he talking about damn ain't that somewhere else I'm not the cold one here uh somehow it just got very cold again so what you want me to turn the heat back on yeah but I'm asking you can you please put it on low this time all right look he wants you to finish

your story but like whisper this time but how is he gonna hear me just whisper all right um so like I said I went out and then I bought it Merry Christmas you shouldn't have well you can give it back hell no what is it I guess you gotta open it up and find out but trust me it's something that you really wanted wait is it that new game system I'm not playing these games no it's not a new game system just open it up oh no I can't take this no you can keep it

it's all yours no you don't understand you don't know what you've done bringing this here hey go wild like you can drink it all right now if you want Merry Christmas listen if anyone finds out that I have this dinner I know I'm not seeing a drink I need water to stay alive but not in my damn house peekaboo he's gone let's go [Music] everybody out I can explain you know everyone left right [Music] hey oh my bad oh it's cool I'm sorry uh excuse me I apologize uh pardon me oh it's no problem oh

forgive me oh you're forgiving oh my fault whoops did it again okay move to the right my bad went the wrong way okay I take full responsibility here don't blame yourself okay what's going on here stop following me I'm trying to get around you I got places to be I got a life too we'll move out the way what you think I've been trying to do this isn't funny anymore it's never been funny yo move your ass who are you talking to don't start with me I just want to go home I got a family

please don't hurt me why are you doing this hey Ted Ted come here the baby's about to say his first words Ma mama you heard that it said Mama yeah I have ears I heard it whoa what's wrong with you so that's what we doing this was all planned wasn't it Ted what are you talking about Mama I'm here till the rain where's papa are you being serious right now does it look like I'm joking he just said Mama calm down I can be like this he said your name whoa don't come at me like

that don't try to ruin a special moment special for who cause it seems like I'm not included in this remember the rain Ted is not special you know what I don't need this I got food in the oven [Music] so we got beef if we do speak up now I want to hear it what's up with you you want to catch these hands hey what's up I'm here to talk about your grades what about them to cut things short you're probably gonna be taking my class again next year what I don't understand you have done

nothing in my class wait I've showed up here every day and I should get points for that look not even extra credit to save you at this point well I wouldn't need it if you actually teached no you wouldn't need it if your dumb ass would have just paid attention what you call me huh I don't know what you're talking about I'm telling my mom I don't think you need to do that yes I do no come on don't be a snitch fine I won't mom mom what's up how was school um oh yeah my

English teacher called me a dumbass what wait that's not nice why would he say that [Music] busted mom no what Mr Patrick see I caught your dumbass oh would you lie that's did you no you break Marcus shut the hell up who do you think you talking to I'm obviously talking oh hey Mr Patrick what are you doing in my classroom I'm trying to finish this paragraph you gave me paragraph what are you talking about what the paragraph you told me to read to the class we finished that book off last month wait you've been

in my classroom for over a month reading is hard look I picked you to read that paragraph to the entire class if you haven't noticed the classroom is empty oh you look confused why is it empty you ask because it's summer vacation go home Marcus no you told me to read this go home not until the Finish you you you you ha ha who came up with these words what the hell is this I didn't pick up any Cheese Nips [Music] put it back I want back I didn't get anything put it back if [Music]

they not tell you to put these back what how was that me when I just put them back see I promise you if I see these hit one more time I'm not the one doing it who you yelling at see I swear here's these days be what are you doing what so you've been the one doing this but why so many people come through this line every day and they never offer to buy me a snack like excuse me are you hungry y'all selfish I don't I don't even know you you don't know me what's

my name Russell exactly so how do you know my name if you don't know me explain all right it's time to turn on y'all assignments I already know you didn't do it I know the hell you didn't as much homework as I great now I can't watch Caillou tonight hey my name is Lucas and this is my dummy hair stop calling me a dummy you get your hand on my back shut up before they know you're real well stop making me uncomfortable look I'm not playing your game a sneeze bless you thank you my house

well it seems like it's time for y'all bathroom breaks all right all right everyone calm down all right seriously shut up like seriously it's just the bathroom so you know I'm gonna have to pick a line leader so who thinks they can take on that responsibility and I want to choose somebody who hasn't led the line at least once this year yet uh Rufus you have never led the line before you know what I want you to stand over there and I want everyone else to create a single foul line behind Rufus and as you're

all doing that I'm gonna look for my coffee mug because I know it's over here Chuck E Cheese Chuck E cheese wait what are you doing Gina don't you leave this room don't you take another step don't you do [Music] well damn I wonder how may I explained this to the principal [Music] hey can you help me with my homework sure uh let me clear off this table first so what kind of homework are we doing it's math math so you need my help on this I mean I can use it I mean but why

do you need help like have you not been paying attention in class I mean what you trying to say I take notes every day well use your notes and do your own work I wanted your assistant so you need me to help you well don't get it twisted technically I don't need you we'll get this out of my face yo what the hell pick my work back up I'm not playing these games I'ma just get this you don't know math do you it's okay I'll help you so first off what's five plus seven okay do

you know how many five is good that deserves a sticker wait come here can't you see I'm busy there's nothing even that TV hasn't worked since the 80s you lucky it's on commercial shut your dumb ass up now what you want look what's that that's the thing I don't know here just poke it with this all right stand back they move oh god look just toughen up just pull the covers up and see what that is okay I got this what yo are those my keys I've been coming in through the bathroom window because of

you look I'm sorry no people think I'm breaking into my own house now I got a court date coming up thanks foreign [Music] already come on I don't even feel like going to class yet five more minutes oh I see you're home from work early okay so what I'm gonna need you to do is take care of the baby because I dealt with him last night and I don't got the energy to be dealing with that right now who are you look I just came from a hard day at work I'm stressed out I don't

got the time for this right now what is this where am I I'm so confused look check your ass up and go deal with that commotion in there not until you tell me what's going on look I'm not in the mood right now for you to be pushing my buttons like this and I'm not playing these games she ugly anyway how she got more facial hair than me where this baby at uh honey whoever you are who kicked our baby's ass should we not be concerned I'm pretty sure faces don't bend that way would this

be all for you today yeah just this thanks hey this is our last one in stock so lucky you oh really really that'll be 1941. okay hold on my bad nah uh take your time ah there it is um excuse me that's my money that you're holding I would like to buy that jacket please and keep the change okay thank you and here's your receipt hope you have a nice day yo problem that's my jacket how I just bought it with my money it was my money I found it because I dropped it then why

was it under my foot because you stepped on it well I have the receipt hey I would like to return a jacket that one yes sir that's the one well you do have the receipt so and here's your money back hey you know what I noticed what that this classroom looks very similar to my grandmother's house I've been coming to this class for three years and I'm now wait you're not done oh and by the way I'm sorry to hear about your grandmother being in the hospital oh it's cool she just choked on a tongue

piercing that we got her for our 80th birthday that's why she can't have nice things I'll wait we're waiting our conversation is not over we're not done talking so stop interrupting Us you keep saying you're gonna wait but you're not waiting preach out cause that's pissing me off so say your impatient ass down and finish your coffee well actually it's not coffee it's just it it's cold oh God come on this is my favorite shirt I said sit down how the hell you get suspended I was dancing hello what what the hell you mean what

explain make up your goddamn mind okay I haven't seen you since she was this big I've never seen me that small oh you can't smoke with what I'm just fading fast Teresa get your son hey where did you put the plunger what's up hello how are you oh thank you you're welcome you're what thank you [Music] uh who's that sitting in my chair I don't know I thought he was a friend of yours so you just let some random person come in my house hey calm down I thought you knew look regardless he got to

get out my house I mean he seems nice he said hello to me so that was good uh excuse me sir you gotta get out my house do you hear me hello thank you [Music] thank you [Music] what is that what is what did you fart no that's weird it's gone what did you what the hell is that I don't know Jesus hey can I use your restaurant share a substance to the left alright thanks yo what are you going in here are you sleeping on my toilet you said I can use your restroom look

at me look at me I can't find you mama oh yeah there we go why you ain't mop the kids we have a kitchen