love a special connection of affection between two beings these connections can be had in many ways between mom and child pet and owner and Bros and homies love is a universal feeling that comes in all shapes and sizes but sometimes we're looking for an even closer connection something more intimate that even your homies can't provide you with a romantical connection a love so deep you can start a tree with it with you and your partner you've seen those romance movies and want something that they have in it but the thing is you're rizes on the
negatives you afraid to talk to your POI in real life you're just like me for real so you look for love in other easier places like the internet downloading apps like Bumble and Farmers Only hoping to find your true love you swipe and swipe and swipe but nobody want to match with your ugly ass you're just like me for real you start to lose hope but then you finally have a match and this person is one of the most beautiful people you've ever seen like this woman has Lup running for its money you guys start
chatting finding out you two have so much in common she likes the same movies as you the same music food likes dislikes she is you but the girl version exactly what every guy wants you guys chat so much that you end up exchanging numbers scheduling a call with her later tonight the time comes and you start to Get Hype after watching some YouTube deep voice tutorials you feel like you're ready for the call you look at your phone it's ringing it's her you pick it up and smooth smoothly answer yo what's up what's up boo
boo bear how you doing who is this what you mean who this it's Jessica the bad you've been chatting with oh man your voice sound even sexier than I expected making me go crazy M hello sweetie pie you still there baby I can hear you breathing on the boo booo hake up the goddamn phone you hang up immediately who the hell is that that ain't sound like a Jessica that sounded like a Germain what happened how could this be well I'm sorry to tell you my friend but you've just been a victim of catfishing now
if you still don't really know what catfishing is I I literally just described it basically you meet someone online think they're cute and chill then turns out one meeting them in person in reality their job her on the inside and out having a completely different personality or sometimes even a completely different sex than the person you thought you were speaking to in short you got krunked you just got played like a fiddle and after a betrayal like this you'd either Never Trust online dating again or take your problems to television to tell your story so
others don't have to have the same experience as you cuz apparently the act of Deceit happens a lot more than some might think you see some other words for catfishing is called lying about who you are and we've been doing this since literally the beginning of time molini even tried catfishing as a German soldier so he could get past the Switzerland border but there the partisans was like Hey you ain't German bua ain't that you you you almost got us there for a second bro you almost got us bro you almost had us bro ah
all right face the wall there are many ways catfishing can be interpreted but it's mainly used as a term for being fooled in online dating and that's cuz of this dude NE dooby-doo and two other people don't matter created a documentary back in 2010 titled catfish describing the experience of Neeve who had an online relationship with a girl he met on Facebook who turns out was catfishing him the documentary got popular and he got his own TV show and blah blah everybody already know this show would be one of the top shows for me whenever
nothing was on Cartoon Network or Disney Channel and every episode of this show was a trip each episode about a person flirting to this person online and them talking with Neeve trying to figure out if the person on the other end is really damn and the entire episode you're on the edge of your seat curling your toes bouncing up and down excitedly to see the reveal cuz you know yourself they ain't going to be their picture they never are half the time they come out looking like the cart Titan and this would be confined the
funniest and also saddest thing I've ever seen sad cuz you know these people are looking for love they looking for a connection whether that be online or in person they you know they just trying to look for someone to love man and they get lied to like that bro that's just sad man and then sometimes there be these catfishes down be like man you really got catfish like that you really thought Michelle Obama was talking to you bro and even for the ones that are actually the real person they're actually pretty wholesome I actually got
nothing negative to say and after watching all this makes me realize dating is hard like you and me what are we going to do for Valentine's or did for Valentine's I don't know when this video coming out I'mma tell you what I'm doing I'm alone for the 47th year in a row I got no boo or feed chocolate to or read the book of Mormon with I got none of that I got no Hearts to get and I got no Hearts to give it's lonely sometimes a brother just need a hug so I can understand
the Venture off to online dating I can understand that I even tried it myself and not the brag but I got at least two or three likes and one of them was a dude I know I mean I said like woman on the profile but like man they just trying to give me options at this point man oh was losing myself man I was even considering watching that Coco melon for losers man thought it would be something to relate to thank God I haven't fallen that far off yeah I was down in the deep dark
crevices of the sunken place except not really because at least the people that got in the sunken place got before they got down there I can understand why people get catfish we all want a special human connection with someone else that we can relate to Bro even if it's online bro or sis I don't know who's watching that's why I can understand how some people could get C C fish like I feel bad for those guys bro I do but that sadness only comes to an extent you know not going to lie I don't know
how people get catfish in this modern day like how is Catfish still a thing like the show ain't fake or anything I just thought people would be more skeptical when online dating now if I'm online dating and I have the slightest ounce of suspicion that the person I'm talking to ain't who they are I'm going to immediately tell them yo let's FaceTime tonight and if they say nah my dad's funeral today I know you're lying you're real name natanya your real name Terren I should have known this bro I can hear your Adams apple on
your voice memos bro I got a strike system when it comes to dating people online and finding out whether they're a catfish or not and strike one is always if they like me or not like what you like me what's they like about me my personality man I know you lying second strike never wanted to FaceTime we already talked about it dead dad's funeral that's got to be cap bro and I don't care if it isn't FaceTime me I want to see his body and third and final strike is if they never ever ever ever
never want to meet up like they always delay YouTube meeting up fighting you never want to meet up you don't want to FaceTime and you like me you must be Neville from I Carly bro I can see through you also the last thing I'll do if I think I'm getting catfish is contact me bro like what I ain't trying to let people find out that I got tricked to falling in love with 600 lb stepen Hawkins I'm taking me getting catfish To My Grave so I'm damn sure not telling people that I got catfish fish
by someone that I thought was Billy from stranger things and I gave them $10,000 without even knowing if they really are them like how does that even happen don't be sending random people online your money none of us got that t-u level of motion having five Super Bowl ads and unless you're giving money to me you know that that's a different story it's got me thinking how much bread catfish and lowkey V po scaming a grandma out of a stack just cuz I said I'm Denzel bro that sound easy I got to try that one
day but but but kids don't try that that's messed up damn I already ran out of to say yo this Rider's block got me on the choke hold bro I ain't going to let that stop me though I guess all in all catfishing is bad don't do it bro unless you're catfishing pedals then man let me join in in conclusion I'm feeling lightheaded I got I got I got
