-We have such a great show for you tonight. And you know what? Before we go on, I'm a little hungry.
Do you guys mind? I'm just going to grab something from the "Tonight Show" freezer really quick. It'll just take a second.
So sorry about that. Just got hungry. Thank you, thank you.
♪♪ [ Cheers and applause ] No! No! I'm stuck!
Someone help! I'm stuck. I'm stuck in the freezer.
[ Cheers and applause ] -It's no use, Jimmy. It's no use. -Mick Jagger?
What are you doing here? [ Cheers and applause ] -I ate a bunch of gazpacho, and I needed to find a place to cool off. -But gazpacho is cold.
-It was a hot gazpacho. -This is awful. I knew that buying a soundproof freezer was a mistake.
We're doomed. -Yes, we are doomed. Well, since this might be the end, I have a few secrets to share to get off my chest.
[ Cheers and applause ] -Same. When I text someone "Sorry, I just saw your text," I'm lying. I saw it right when they sent it.
-I know. I have a secret to share with you. -Yeah?
-One time I did get satisfaction. [ Laughter and applause ] -Way back. Way back in 1992.
-Really? From what? -Popping bubble wrap.
It's just so satisfying. -I still cry when I use no tear shampoo. -You know, I want to tell you my real name.
It's not Mick. It's Rick. One time a barista got it wrong and I was too polite to correct her.
It just got stuck. -It stuck, yeah [ Cheers and applause ] No one really knows this, but my laugh is fake. Because if anyone heard my real laugh, it would ruin my career.
-Can I hear your real laugh? -I guess since it's just us in here. [ Dolphin calling ] [ Laughter and applause ] -I get it?
-Yeah. -Let me tell you something else. I never really liked going to Studio 54.
-Why not? -Well, there's a much better club next door. -What was it called?
-Uh. . .
Studio 55. [ Laughter ] -You know, being a late night host actually wasn't my childhood dream. Like a lot of comedians, I always wanted to be a rock star.
-That's weird. I always wanted to be a comedian. -Like me?
-Yes. Like you, but funny. [ Laughter ] [ Cheers and applause ] -Wow.
Mick Jagger called me funny. [ Laughter ] -I never told anyone this before, but I'm Banksy. [ Laughter ] [ Cheers and applause ] -You know, sometimes after a long run, I sprinkle pop rocks in my undies.
It's the only way I can feel. -I actually do a good Jimmy Fallon impression. [ Cheers and applause ] -Can I hear it?
-Sure. [ Dolphin calling ] [ Laughter ] [ Cheers and applause ] -What? -What are you guys doing in here?
Oh, my God, it's Higgins! We're saved! -Oh, my gosh.
Mick Jagger. Would you -- would you sign my "Hackney Diamond" album? -Of course.
-Here you go. -Oh, my gosh. This is great.
-He's gonna sign it for you. [ Laughter ] -Thank you. -Yeah, cool.
-Wait, it says Rick. -[ Blows ] [ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪ -This has been. .
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