toss his boxy clown suits on the front lawn just tell him I'm leaving you and I'm taking our child he would be stunned we have a child now I know I'm probably dreaming and Milani isn't going to do any of this but what if she had someone to do it with divorce is always easier in pairs what if you had a buddy Melania Mrs rert Murdoch Jerry Hall and you two have a lot in common your husbands are ruining the world Bill Maher is being enti forthright I repeat like a little boy opening presents he
attacked Trump and Melania he is not bestowing upon them any presentence but rather exposing their sleazy Behavior a roast is about to happen that will enrage Trump more than a Diet Coke shortage you would be mistaken to assume that mahare was finished after taking that initial shot his improbable aim was to tie the knot with first lady Melania Trump furthermore it is important for me to inform you that Maha went beyond crossing the line he entirely erased it still of all melania's flaws what was mahir's favorite he was enraged because she appeared dissatisfied with her
role as first lady Trump hears some demonstrous false nonsense from some crank guest on Fox and tweets it out as fact they're on this insane feedback loop they're like that couple that keeps giving each other herpes so girls you got to step up we have tried everything but the more we resist these two menaces the stronger they get they're like the night King and in Game of Thrones Stand By Your Man isn't a concept that speaks to him he has the impression that Melania possesses more strength than she realizes Melania is like an ancient Greek
play according to mahare trust me when I say that according to him she could emulate Liss Strada and put an end to Trump's presidency if she refused to have sexual relations with him is there anything sneaky you could do there's no need to fret matters will improve mahair did more than just advise Melania to quit Trump definitely not he ought to raise his game you despised his creepy little monkey fingers touching your hand so kick him to the curb said the man great pain my deepest sympathies are with you Trump keep your hats on if
you thought that was cruel mahair suggested that Melania should end her relationship with Trump and start dating a Mexican man during his Furious Ty raade so how would Trump's face appear in that scenario it is Trump's belief that he would implode on his own according to mahare it's not anti-feminist to say that in addition to doing everything everything men can do intellectually women also have another power the power of the ultimatum in the ancient Greek play listrada women end a war by denying to their men it was the original Bush Doctrine president Hellboy has proved
to be impervious to facts reason shame and the law but maybe if you left him for another man especially if that man was Mexican as far as political strategies go I really like that one nonetheless mahair was far from finished he made special efforts to facilitate the meeting of Melania and Jerry Hall an unanticipated ally who happens to be married to Rupert Murdoch it would appear that these two like superheroes could team up to defeat their Super Rich Republican monster spouses who could have predicted that mayair would Skyrocket to reality TV stardom mayair really came
out with the knife now he claimed that Trump and Murdoch are the type of individuals who are unable to tolerate public humiliation and Solitude his subsequent statement was do that cavemen like Trump and Murdoch can't handle one thing an ego lashing according to mahare the split between Trump and Melania would be like Superman's Achilles heel however that wasn't the end of the humorous stuff by provoking us to speculate about the consequences should Melania actually decide to leave Trump May her transported us to a tabloid that's right how Melania lost 200 lb of flab it's front
and center cavemen like Trump and Murdoch can't handle one thing and ego lashing rert has been married four times Trump three some guys just can't be alone when you're Donald Trump wives don't leave you you leave them he would fall apart if she ever said Donald there's nothing keeping me here I can't love what you have become and I found where you hid my passport though she was employed by US Weekly mahair pinned 25 things you don't know about Melania Trump during her time there I assure you these were not your run-of the-mill filler items
his manipulation included Melania saying things like I hope I push little girls everywhere to marry for money and that poor poor woman is my secret service code name my goodness how to exacerbate the situation Milan uh Trump has been in the news a lot lately I was talking about her in the monologue and she's on the cover of Us Weekly with uh this cover my side of the story all the stars do it Tim Gan has done it you have his he'll be out here in a minute and uh I did it uh it's practically
a right of passage you have mine there you go however my hair was the most severe she went on to say that melania's role as first lady was a carbon copy of Obama's disastrous Administration he went so far as to tell her to duplicate Michelle's list in my opinion that is a very tragic loss in Mare's opinion who is the big guy you are aware of his remarks regarding Melania Trump will not evade mahir's entertaining gaze what the comedian had to say about the former president was definitely not nice Maha went after Trump's neck rather
than merely making fun of him he portrayed a character who crumbles at the sight of criticism because he is so self-conscious mahare claims that if Melania were to leave Trump his entire world would come crashing down is what you saw clear to you the brilliant man who believed he was Secure has fallen tragically due to his divorce uh I copied this list from Michelle Obama sometimes when I bounce light off my diamond donal's Harry will chase it like a cat I wish I knew why I have a recurring dream I'm pinned beneath a giant Aron
sack of and if I could tell my younger self just one thing it would be this if you catch a leprechaun and he gives you one wish be more specific for mayair it was far from over his problems with Trump's appearance persisted in case you forgot Mayer said that Trump's creepy little monkey fingers were on display whenever he touched melania's hand it was only a preliminary step his next remark was that Trump wore boxy clown suits no one seems to be a fan of the emperor's new hairstyle yet we can't allow Trump's ego to derail
our efforts the presence of Melania is crucial to Trump according to mahare without her he would be completely lost asking Trump we have a child gave the impression that he expected Trump to be surprised how impolite of you Trump according to Mayor is so egotistical that he disregards his own family the true murderer though is uh to illustrate how Trump is similar to another divisive figure Maharis cited rert Murdoch all of Humanity's ills he claimed stem from these two does it sound true to you two individuals appear to hold the key to our planet's Destiny
at this moment they are supposedly extremely wealthy and both awful Republicans the media connections that Trump has were among the many things that myah her criticized in his criticism of trump he gave the impression that he believed the former president was so naive that the words of support from Fox News could alter his entire disposition like a Weather Vein Trump sways in response to Fox news's wind when my hair brought up Trump's previous marriages it might have been the most biting aspect of his roast one could interpret Trump's remark wives don't leave you you leave
them as an indication that he struggles with rejection if Trump wants to save face he has to step in according to mayair because his pride is so weak if Trump and Melania Trump end their relationship mahare continued it might put an end to Trump's reign of terror in case it wasn't terrible enough before that's terrifying isn't it who would have thought that a single woman could bring down the formidable Trump Empire in this political drama Melania emerges as the unsuspecting heroin what happened after mahair made fun of the trumps was all it took to take
it lying down my goodness revenge on the trumps cannot be achieved they resemble two wounded beasts that have backed up and are prepared to charge in this scenario maybe you're thinking a surely they can't respond to every little jab right the trumps are capable of anything so buckle up buttercup just just in case you didn't remember this is the identical individual who argued with a teenager on Twitter regarding times person of the year without a doubt never then what is happening did you get a response from them currently Camp Trump is devoid of any activity
despite appearances don't be deceived this is just the Calm before the storm because Trump loves to make things worse Trump isn't exactly renowned for his resilience so let's be honest just like an orange balloon he's extremely delicate and could pop at any second if that's the case then why remain silent perhaps his next rally will feature something really sizzling that he has planned he may be preoccupied with preventing the suspension of his account and trying to understand truth social is Melania an option at this point in a regular Library she remains silent someone does however
have an idea the joke that Mahar made about stealing Michelle Obama's schoolwork might have hurt someone she might finally speak up by reciting a speech she plagiarized it is possible that the president May opt to alter the Christmas decorations at the white house if a tree is red like blood does it mean I'm mad what's even worse is the potential outcome if individuals listen to my hair and Implement his suggestions the aftermath of hearing Melania dumps Trump as soon as you open your eyes would be puzzling the internet could collapse under the weight of memes
Trump would tweet about false news as if it were true before you could say Koff your unhappiness is obvious you despise his creepy little monkey fingers touching your hand so kick him to the Curve slap away that hand for good porn stars no more stealing your makeup so for the sake of argument let's assume they do communicate is there a range of potential results his Legion of devoted followers will gobble up any one of Trump's Infamous Tantrums like it's the final Big Mac Freedom fries are usually an accompaniment when they request mahir's head served on
a platter however the general public has no idea what that means it will be as if Christmas has come early intense competition will ensue among late night hosts for a spot nit Saturday Night Live writers can expect to put in more time at the office prepare yourselves everyone for some hilarious gold is it possible that they will remain silent something completely new has just been uncovered it is possible that some of Trump's followers may start to question whether their courageous leader has become saw uh every time I look at my husband I'm reminded of the
Slovenian national dish uh I once caught Mike Pence trying on my stilettos my secret service code name is that poor poor woman how high has the great bad wolf squawked and roared is he keeping his biblically massive tweet storm in reserve for when the timing is perfect no matter what occurs this will not be the end of it no matter what happens the trumps will remain strong like those inflated clowns you used to kick around when you were a kid these seem like a good time you can hit them all you want and they'll just
get back up and smile that terrible smile the Trump divorce how mil lost 200 lb of flab Melania Trump must do what dozens of buildings around the world have done and take the Trump name off getting men to change their destructive Ways by threatening to leave them humiliate them or cut them off in bed it's a tail as old as time is mahair the only comedian taking shots at the trumps you could inquire it's good news for you that he's not alone in his hilarious Crusade when compared to other roasts mahair St standout colber and
Fallon are among the late night hosts who are pelting viewers with Trump jokes like candy at a parade what do you think of Mahir instead of Jabs he uses amusing missiles to land his blows while some comedians aim for subtler effects Mah is Relentless in his pursuit of a knockout punch tell me what makes Maher's roast so special his degree appears to be in trumpology Trump isn't merely a Twitter celebrity and a hair stylist the point that my hair makes is that he Nails Trump where it hurts in the ego keep in mind his words
that's not funny it's an assault on Trump's dignity your dissatisfaction is obvious his unclean little monkey fingers scraped your palm and you despise that sensation the fact that mahair mocks the whole Trump family including ianka Melania and poor Baron is what makes him so great he finds the trumps to be quite amusing when it comes to discussing Melania some comedians might be shy but my hair is completely at home for example he has Melania say I hope I ins ire little girls everywhere to marry for money and my secret service code name is that poor
poor woman those who enjoy his Comics are hoping for more Bloodshed and violence though he excels at low blows mahair also has a gift for blending sarcastic references with references to Higher Culture as an example he attempted to justify Melania Trump's reluctance to have sex with him by referencing the ancient Greek play listrada has anyone else compared Trump's marriage to well-known novels and found any similarities or differences the comedic blend he's concocting combines elements of historical education satire and shock value
