What the hell is that? What's up, Carlos? It's me.
I mean, you in the future. Is this a joke? How did you get into my house?
What the hell is this? It's no joke, no, a time machine was created, then I thought: what could I do? Tell myself that a time machine was invented.
Oh, man! That's unbelievable. How's the future?
How are things going? –It's all right. –Yes, man.
. . Thinking about it, things haven't changed much.
There's no news, I mean great, great news. I just stopped by to say hi, to pay a visit. Did you go on a time machine just to say hi to me?
What do you mean? Yes. I mean… I came to suck your dick.
I mean, our dick in this case. What? Now that they've invented this time machine, I thought: when would we have the opportunity to suck each other's dicks.
Man, look, you're getting things mixed up. Look for someone else, I'm not gay. Oh, listen to yourself.
Nothing to do with being gay. You don't remember the talk with my cousin Andre, when you said that if you had the opportunity to suck your own dick, you'd love it. This is the opportunity.
First, that conversation with cousin André you are mentioning has nothing to do with anything. Second, when I talked about sucking my own cock, I was talking about something more physical, like sucking my own dick like this. This is something else.
You're a mess, you know? What part don't you get, that you are me and I am you? Stop screwing around.
Oh, man, like, I don't know. . .
We can do it differently. I start here, giving you a little massage, which is also something you can't do to yourself. Then I go down a little bit, evolving to a handjob, and from there I suck our cock.
–What do you think? –That's worse, man, because it seems you're trying to seduce me to suck me. I think this approach won’t work.
I forgot that in the past I was so finicky, so full of shit. That’s silly, Carlos. In the future, it’ll be only a nice memory for you.
You know I've thought about it, I had even tried. Once upside down at aunt Neide's pool. –I remember that.
–How do you know that? We almost got the tongue on the tip. .
. But the way I'm suggesting here is different because I'm someone else being you as well sucking your own cock, which is also mine. You know what?
–Let's do it. –Let’s do it? Now things are heating up.
I'm kneeling right now. Come on, boy. What a phimosis!
Hum, he knows his shit. That's really good. I told you, man.
I was dying to live this experience. Oh, my God! What’s that?
I'm you in the future, I’m here to fuck you up the ass. Fuck my ass? But wasn't it just a blow-job?
Carlos, believe me, there’s no way back after sucking a cock. The future’s wonderful. I won’t talk to my cousin Andre anymore.
[voice on TV] Is it the future of Deep Fake? [voice on TV] Elon Musk announces technology [voice on TV] that allows you to become anyone else. [voice on TV] The news came after the billionaire announced [voice on TV] that he’s also creating a time machine.
[voice on TV] Both projects will be released simultaneously. Son of a bitch! Come back here!
I'm going to kick your ass! I'm just not doing it now because I'm watching the show.
