oh my god it was just a joke this is 32 year old randall conroy four and a half hours ago he was arrested for rigging a land mine to explode inside the popular trampoline park known as rebounders during business hours you guys gotta learn how to be funny during our examination of this footage we will be discussing the interrogation tactics of the detectives and the various methods of psychological deflections that randall employs throughout the interview now keep in mind this is a man deranged enough to place an explosive device underneath the trampoline in hopes that
a child would detonate it by bouncing on the right place at the right time here's your guy coke sorry that took so long there randall that's fine i'm a very patient person this coming from the same man who after realizing the children on the trampoline were too light to trigger the pressure sensitive explosive was quoted by eyewitnesses as saying fine i'll do it myself he then proceeded to jump on the trampoline as promised succeeding in detonating the device how he survived well we'll get to that later yeah so we heard your story randall and there's
just a few inconsistencies that we're hoping you can help clear up for us i told you i was at home watching a movie i was watching breaking bad isn't that a show the movie breaking bad the movie randall is partially telling the truth here the movie el camino continues the breaking bad story following the actions of aaron paul's character jesse pinkman after the series finale notice how confident randall is when he's telling the truth now let's look at his behavior when he's caught in a lie i haven't ever even heard of rebounders don't even know
what that is i i am a skyzone guy look at me really then why did we find a rebounder's membership card in your wallet this was no ordinary membership card this was a pro bouncer lifetime member rewards card reserved only for rebounders enthusiasts it was last scanned at the time of the crime oh oh dude i remember now i was headed different rebounders and my friend billy was there he could talk to you and back me up did you notice that his confidence was restored by utilizing only parts of the truth his high school friend
billy weisler was at another rebounders around the time of the incident however after 10 seconds of questioning billy revealed randall was not in fact at this other rebounders after five minutes of questioning a child was found in the trunk of billy's ford fiesta billy is in federal prison we know for a fact that you were there randall how do you know it was me i would never do anything like this this was not the first violent crime randall had perpetrated in 2017 randall donned a full suit of knight's armor and attempted to rob a water
park when he tried to flee authorities down a water slide he was found nearly drowned at the bottom due to his cumbersome attire you're telling me this is nothing like alaska oh my god that was one time in 2018 randall attempted to sink a disney cruise with a cannon that he mounted on a small dinghy he was unsuccessful and quoted as saying the dang thing wouldn't light it was too friggin wet he almost escaped but was tasered thoroughly due to the conductive nature of his costume he was wearing a suit of armor come on randall
give me something okay this is serious those kids could have died what was that nothing is that funny to you randall realizes he slipped up here watch closely at the next technique he employs to hide his emotions no that is not funny to me at all child endangerment isn't something you laugh about is it no i would never think child endangerment is funny and it is not hilarious at all lower your hands randall his whole facade is falling apart just like a house of cards or like the show house of cards now the detective knows
to apply pressure randall what if i told you we spoke with your mother this evening she told us everything about the rebounders my mom what she's lying the police had in fact not spoken with his mother this is a common tactic used by interrogators feigning the possession of damning evidence in order to draw out a confession she's lying randall's mother had been deceased for over four years freaking look randall we almost had you at the bridge and we got you now on the night in question after fleeing the scene the suspect hijacked a magnetic junkyard
crane and proceeded down the highway initiating the slowest police chase in brevard county history the crane careened off a bridge into the saint john's river where he swam away when authorities investigated the crash the only evidence found was a medieval great helm stuck to the crane's magnet the suspect had been wearing a suit of armor so you might as well just tell the truth okay well you have no evidence you have no proof it was me bring it in what what is that what is that okay look familiar no i have no idea whose 13th
century germanic great helmet is i don't know they later found a headless suit of armor in randall's family home embedded with landmine shrapnel presumably how he survived the blast we know it's yours it's not mine look at it it's too small this wouldn't fit on my head why don't you try it on them i can't why i'm too tired he was not tired he had just drank a full diet coke oh put it on randall fine it's a perfect fit i know the detective has all he needs all that's left is to present the evidence
at trial and let the jury decide all right randall we're done here randall you have the right to remain silent anything you say i am not going to drop with this you can't do this to me she's never heard of the scooping around oh my god it was just a joke you guys got to learn how to be funny this interrogation footage proved to be instrumental in the prosecution's case against mr conroy in response randall's primary defense was that his heinous actions were quote actually a really funny joke and everyone just needs to be cool
about it in a strange turn of events the judge agreed and let him go stating conroy's crimes were a hoot and an absolute riot unfortunately randall did not enjoy his freedom for long just two weeks after his acquittal he was caught in a police standoff while setting fire to eclairs he died a day later due to injuries sustained from authorities using armor-piercing rounds he was wearing a suit of armor hey guys thanks for watching please like and subscribe also special thanks to nook eric and mammoth in space these guys are hilarious go check out their
channels plus they recently posted sketches with us in them if you're interested [Laughter] it's a good helmet it looks a little bit warm it looks like it's been fun for me see some blonde stray hairs in there no i doubt it no there are you'd book me if you had my dna on that thing but you don't that is true you got me there
