Guys, I'm going on a date today and I know my dad's going to follow me. And at the end of the day, we're going public with our relationship. We just promised that we would get married forever.
And that's going to drive my dad crazy. No freaking way. He has a salish tattoo on his arm.
Things are going to get really out of hand. Dude, she's my girl. No, she's my girl.
Oh, come on. Okay, we're doing this. He'll definitely stop the date after that.
Are you guys officially a couple? [Applause] Collin. Collin, come here.
Come here. Somebody's at the door. Are you expecting anyone?
I think he's here. Hello, Mr Matter. James?
Hey, what are you doing here? I'm taking Salish on a date. Last week, this boy named James asked me out, but my dad interrupted before I could answer.
You know what? I'm actually done with this whole video. Just cut this video right now.
Cut it. So, today we're going out so that we can prank my dad. Salish.
Hi. Hi. How are you?
I missed you so much. Good. I miss you.
I brought you so much. Thank you so much. Wow, these are very big.
Wait, wait, hold on. I'm so sorry. You guys are going on a date.
Yeah, I forgot to tell you. Sorry. Wait, what?
I'm sorry, Dad. I got to go finish getting ready, but you can hold these. Just talk to James.
Wait, what? Thank you. See you soon, sweetie.
Sweetie? What? I love you, Jalish.
That's our couple name. My dad has been pranking me for years and always putting me in weird situations to test me. So, finally, I'm going to test him with really awkward first date moments.
Should I just use the restroom real quick? Sure. How How did you know where it was?
Oh, I watch all your videos. Come on. This is weird, right?
They've got a ship name. He bought 10 million flowers. It's just super nice.
Like, that's a lot of roses. Like, I think he really likes her. James is going to have to act so obsessed with me so that my dad like freaks out.
This is going to be fun. Uh oh. I got you this, by the way.
Oh, that's that's for me. Yeah, of course. Thank you.
This is for me. What am I supposed to do with this? Oh, I have a place for it.
As soon as James is done messing with my dad here, we're going to get into a car with Ari disguised so my dad doesn't know. What's up, bud? You need something?
James, this is Hudson. Hudson's uh salish's brother, nice to meet you man. What's he doing here?
He's a little bit overprotective with his sister. It's all good. He's a real chill guy.
Huds. He's He's good. He's a good good nice chill kid.
Really nice. I I met him. It was nice meeting you.
My dad recently said it's okay if I date as long as it's not nidal. I'm okay with her dating. Maybe just not nidal.
So, let's see if he still feels like that at the end of the day because after this, he's going to wish I was dating nidal. This is the plumping kind. Okay.
Okay. Wow. She's beautiful.
Thank you. That's so cute. We were supposed to make a video today.
That's why Collin's here. So, you are we are we canceling that? Yeah.
I'm sorry. Okay. And we're just You're going to go on a date?
Yeah. So, where are you guys going to go then? We don't know.
Oh, you're really dressed up, right? She's really dressed up. Say, can I talk to you real quick?
Sorry. One second. She'll be here in 1 second.
What is going on? Like, you didn't tell me you were dating this kid. I'm not dating him.
I'm just going on a date. But you didn't tell me that you're going to do it. Like, what?
Why are you so dressed up? Don't follow me. Why would I follow you?
That's weird. Like you haven't before? Okay, bye.
Where are you guys even going? Don't even worry about it. What was Look at them.
Say, how do you know your dad's going to follow us? My dad always follows me, but to make sure he doesn't today, I have Hudson in on the prank. Because what my dad doesn't know is that we're actually throwing him a massive 30 million subscriber party.
And Hudson's job is to make sure that my dad follows us out of the house. I'm going to turn off my location. He's going to call me and freak out.
Okay, Salish just completed the first part of the plan, which is turning off her find friends. Let's get my dad to follow them on this date. Okay, this is not happening.
She turned off her find friends. I'm being dead serious. I'm calling her right now.
This is like I'm not I'm not going to allow this. You know me. Wait, my brother's calling.
Yo, what's good? Why did you turn off your find friends? Why are you checking?
Because you're on a date. I'm not allowing this. What are you going to do about it?
This isn't happening right now. Bye. Dude, you don't have to call her on a date.
This is so awkward, man. James is a nice guy. He's one of those boys.
He's the fluffy hair. He's in a tux. No, I'm going to go follow him.
You can come or not Collin you're coming with me. Stop. Stop.
Stop. Stop. I just promised her I wouldn't follow her.
I can't let you go alone because you'll do something crazy. I know. Come on, Collin.
You're coming with me. Hold on. Wait.
Wait. Wait. I'm not breaking my promise because I said I wouldn't.
I'm just going to protect Salish from Hudson. You're coming with me. Come on, Hudson.
This is so weird. Let's go. Come now.
Hudson is determined to keep an eye on Salish. So, I have no choice but to follow my daughter and her date. We better not get caught.
We need to hurry up. Hudson. Dude, this is ridiculous.
Why are we following salish on a date? He's a nice kid. Collin is in on the prank and he's going to be filming everything that my dad does.
Now I'm going to turn my location back on so they can follow us. Dang, you're really good at this. Thank you.
Wait, wait, wait, wait. She turned it back on again. She did.
Okay. Okay. Where is she?
I think you guys are overreacting. He's a cool guy. He's the nicest kid ever.
One of those fluffy hair Tik Tok boys that I see on my-nuh uh I'm saying this is weird and the only reason I'm here is to stop you from doing something really stupid. Let her have a fun date. I wouldn't do anything stupid.
Oh yeah, you would. That's it. You're You're an idiot.
We made it. This is the first part of our plan. Have you ever danced?
Yes. Like what kind of dances? A little hip-hop, a little tango, salsa.
Okay, if we do this right, my dad honestly might quit. But this is the first part of the prank, so let's go in. I chose a dance studio first because I wanted to break the ice with James immediately.
And a dance class is going to put us super close to each other. That's definitely going to freak out my dad. But we need a little practice first because he's going to arrive at any minute.
Salish knows my car. How many red Teslas do you think there are in LA? Yeah, there's a lot of them.
How many beat down 2008 minivans are there? Which is my car? Oh, lady's I actually drive a Bugatti.
Yeah. Okay. After all those times my dad pranked me, now it's my turn to get him back.
The moment he sees us together, he's definitely going to walk in and stop this date. You guys look like such a cute couple. Oh, we're not a couple.
Okay. Yeah. Come on.
Go straight. It looks like we're getting very close now. Can we not do this?
This is weird. I'm not allowing salish to date until she's 35. I'm not allow 35.
35. This is just a random date and I'm not the guy that's going to follow her around LA on a date. I trust her.
Let's learn about a salsa. Okay, so we go 1 2 3 5 6 7. We just passed a dance studio and I think that's where they are.
Spinner in and dip. Very nice. Okay, you know what?
I'm going to go check my dad's location. Okay. Okay, great.
We can't run in there because they could see us. So, we need to be chill. Okay.
This is so ridiculous. They're going to see us. All right, guys.
He's actually like about to be here. Like he's basically here. So, let's go.
Okay, let's do that sequence one more time. Ready? You cannot let me get caught doing this.
My dad is about to be here. Ari, go hide behind the plant or I will be so mad. You owe me $100 if you get caught.
Okay. Four, five, six, seven, and out. Out.
Spinner in. Dip. Very nice.
You guys are naturals. Are you sure you guys aren't a couple? Oh, we're sure.
Oh, I see him. I see him in the dance studio. Get down.
Get down. I see them through the window. Get behind this car.
Okay, let's go. Open and spin her in. Nice eye contact.
Look down. Nice. Very nice.
How did that feel? Good. Okay.
I'm not comfortable watching this. Can we just leave? No, I know.
This kid is not okay. You drag me out here. That does not mean that you're going to get me caught.
Just chill. Will you do me a favor? Just take your scooter and see what's going on in that dance studio.
And please be safe. Glad you wear your helmet. What was happening?
They're holding each other like this. Okay. Okay.
So, that's not that big a deal. Delicious shoulders. Okay, maybe we can get a little closer.
Come on. He's like in a suit. Yeah, he's in a suit.
If you went on a first date, would you wear a suit? No! for salish?
Yeah. Oh, get out. Get out.
My dad's not falling for the prank. We need another solution right now. All right.
Is he coming over? Let's make a plan, but let like this act like we're we're dancing. Okay.
Okay. What if you like stole something? Okay.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Okay. So, don't don't look suspicious. Okay.
Yeah. Yeah. Go to the bathroom.
purse over on that seat and then I'll act like I'm going through it. Okay, James, you have to be super suspicious. Okay, I will.
I will. Wait, he's looking through her purse, man. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Why is he looking through her purse? I don't know why he's looking through her purse. Wait, wait, wait.
He's looking at her phone. Why is he looking at her phone? Oh, I told I told you he was bad.
I know. I know. That's not good.
Maybe she said, "Can you grab some gum for me? " or something. She loves gum.
Just just maybe Why would he be looking at her phone if he wanted gum? I don't know. Is he coming?
Uh, no. I don't think so. You know what?
This isn't working. James, can you grab my bag? Let's go out and go into the car.
Ari. Stay there until we get to the car so we scare them away. Okay.
Thank you, James. Oh my god. They're coming.
They're coming through. This way. Let's go.
Go. Colin. Colin.
Come on. I really hope they don't catch me. I can't be seen.
All right. Let's go. Let's go.
Come on. Come on. Come on.
Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
Let's go. Let's go. Sorry.
I'm just hiding from my daughter. Get down. Get down.
The dance didn't work out as I planned. But if James and I slow dancing freaked him out, he will not be able to handle what I have prepared for him later. What are they doing?
Dude, she's my girl. No, she's my girl. Chill.
Come on. Okay, we're doing this. They're fighting.
What? We got to go back to our car. Let's go.
Come on. I cannot believe I just did that. Why was he going through her purse?
I have no idea. So weird. Okay, wait.
I think there's probably an explanation. Let's just get in. There's no explanation for that.
We're getting in the car. I'm driving. Come on.
Hurry. Hurry. Hurry.
Okay. I need to see if my dad is freaking out or not. So, I'm going to text Hudson and ask him.
Huds, why would he be searching through her purse and get her phone? Why? My guess is because he was looking through her phone to see if she was talking to any other boys.
I do feel weird about doing this following her. Why? I would I'm a little concerned about the looking through the purse thing.
So, I do think we should see what they're doing next. I really want to be done with this as soon as possible. No, he's given a bunch of red flags.
All right, you're taking a right up here. Hudson just texted me back. Yeah, but we need him freaking out more.
I actually can't believe that that dance didn't work. I know. I thought that was going to work perfectly.
Can you think of something? Okay, maybe ice skating. No, I fall over, bro.
Okay, a movie then. No, we're already going to a movie premiere at the end. Okay, what about the mall?
The mall? That's actually a good idea. There's a lot of stuff that we could do there.
Okay, perfect. Drver to the mall. Yes, sir.
All right, it looks like they've pulled over here and it looks like some kind of mall or something. Makes sense for a date location. My dad is getting here soon, so we need to get inside before he sees us filming.
I do not feel good about this boy at all. I feel like I'm so dressed up. And you're like, Cas.
Cas? So lucky. She's 15 now.
And you got to admit it, she's going to date. No, I'm not okay with it. I know what boys do nowadays.
All the little fluffy hair Tik Tok boys with the little dances. I never like the idea of salish dating. The fact is she's old enough to date.
I would never stop her. And I think it's super weird that I'm following them and watching her on a date. Wait, I wonder what car they're driving.
Do you know what what James' car looks like? James is not driving. James is not driving, I don't think.
Wait, wait, wait. Is he driving? No.
No. Wait. Well, obviously they must be Ubering.
He's 15. They're not driving. I would actually stop the day if they're driving.
All right, let's just go. Let's go. Why am I getting so into this now?
You should be. Let's go. Since my dad was super close to us, we have no time to lose.
I was immediately putting my plan into motion. We found the first person we saw and we asked him to tell my dad that he saw us both together and to point him in our direction. Okay, sure, why not?
Because right when he gets there, James is preparing this for him. This is so awkward. We're literally in public right now.
Aren't you like a singer? I don't sing alone. I sing with people.
Just say verse one. I saw you smile and the world stood still. I know this is awkward, but it isn't as bad as what I have planned for later.
The love of my life. I just wanted to give you this. Wait, really?
that should be me! Thank you. But believe me, I'm pranking my dad for a good cause.
Go, man. Why would they be in Nordstrom for a date? Excuse me.
Are you Jordan? Jordan Matters. Yeah, man.
Nice to meet you, man. My niece loves you. She watches all your, you know, all your videos.
Thank you so much. Thank you. I just saw your daughter in here was some guy.
Really cute couple, man. It looks like they've been together for a while. I mean, they were just kind of like close.
Yo, woah woah. What you mean by close? Wait, wait.
Very hugged up. Very like this is their first date. Maybe I said too much.
Wait, hold on. Hold on. You're saying that they're all snuggling?
It's their first date. Do you know where they are they in there? They should be at the Ebar.
Thank you. Okay, this is a nightmare. Thank you.
Okay, bye. Did you hear that? You saying they're snuggling?
They're all snuggling? what happened? I'm beating this kid to a pulp.
It looks like they're Let's try the second floor cuz they're right here somewhere. Okay. Well, my dad's about to be here in like any second.
Go hide. Go, go, go. It's like somewhere right here.
Okay. So, I'm about to start singing. They're right there.
They're right there. They're Look, look, look, look. They're right there.
He's here. He's here. Go, go, go, go, go.
You have to be really loud. I saw you smile. Time froze in place.
Oh my god. He's singing to her. No, he's not.
Dude, he's singing to her. He is not. Salish and James.
Two hearts in a rhyme. Okay. Dancing through the days, one giggle at a time.
This is too much, actually. What is he doing? This is a little too much.
Louder. We don't need forever. Just a hand to hold.
Love so innocent, pure, and bold. I can't hear you. You can't.
I'm I'm going so loud. Louder. I'd write your name in every song.
This guy's a little like off off his mind. Let the world spin fast. Oh my gosh.
This is too much. I've got your smile. I've got it made.
Okay, we're done. Okay, that was so embarrassing, James. That was so awkward.
No way. Get up. Get up.
Get up. No way. What is that?
What was that? He embarrassed her. She walked away.
Did you see that? Well, okay. Maybe that's a good sign.
I think he might be a little too obsessed. You know what? I've got I need to know for sure exactly how he feels about her and how she feels about him.
At this point, I've got an idea. I've got a plan. I'm going to make a call.
Okay. I'm going to go to the bathroom while you do that. Hey, are you by any chance with Guys, guys, guys.
Oh, hi guys. Hi. Okay, I just snuck away.
You guys are doing a great job. It's not working though because he hasn't stopped you. So, you need to make this bigger.
Okay. Okay. All right.
Stop putting your hands on my sister. I haven't even touched her. Well, I saw the dance.
You freaking put hands on her shoulders. That's not okay. Deal.
Yeah. Deal. Deal.
Don't worry, Hudson. If this mall thing doesn't work out, we're going to announce our relationship to the world. Okay.
Good luck. Meet me by Lululemon at the Del amo Fashion Center. Okay.
All right. On my way. Owe, you big.
Owe, you huge. Thank you so much. All right, I'll see you there.
This is going to be awesome. I've got a great great plan. I got 30 minutes.
I got to find Salish again. I got to find Hudson. I don't know where you know where the bathroom is, calling.
Yeah, it's it's like over there. A cute couple so far. He's singing to her, though.
That's we-. Yeah. I found Okay.
Where were you? Uh bathroom. Okay.
All right. In about 30 minutes, I'm going to figure out exactly how much they like each other. I've got a secret plan.
So, it's going to be awesome. This is not so good. It's not a good idea.
It's so good. It's crazy, but it's good. The dance class was less weird to me, actually, than the singing in public thing.
You were right. This guy's a little suspicious. Let's go.
Yeah. What did I tell you? I'm getting too overinvested in this.
I have no idea how that didn't work. But Hudson's right. We need a bigger idea.
What could that be? Photo booth. I have something for that.
Just trust me. Okay. Okay.
Let's go. All right. What are we doing?
Come on. Just Just trust me. That girl just said salish.
Where's salish? Is she in that photo booth? Mhm.
Thank you. Don't tell her you saw me. Okay.
Wait, where is she? What did the girl say? The girl says she's in the photo booth.
Oh, you need to go in there. Are you kidding? What?
He just saying to her and now they're alone in a photo booth. That is not going to happen. You need to go in there right now.
I'm being completely serious. Why are we here? Okay, I have something to show you.
Okay, show him. We got all Why are you taking your jacket off? Don't Don't freak out.
I knew we were going to prank your dad. All right, so I got this to freak him out. Okay.
Okay. So, what are what is it? You want me to walk in there and stop them cuz they're alone in a photo booth?
You know what? No, I can't do it. All right, then.
I'm going. Actually, don't go. No, dude.
Dude, dude, dude, dude. Actually, go. If she comes out, we're busted.
That better not be real. It's not. Trust me.
Okay. When we take the pictures, we're going to get two copies. We take one and then we're going to leave the other one.
Okay. Okay. Okay.
I got you. Okay. All right.
Let's take them. Okay. Okay.
How long are they going to be in there? They're doing so many photos, right? You got two tattoos.
Yeah. I really wanted to sell it. Let's just go.
[Music] How long are you okay with her being in this photo booth? The guy at Nordstrom was saying how cuddly they were. Now they're alone in a photo booth and have been for like 10 minutes.
Okay, I know what you're saying. That's not safe. But it's just like a lot of photos.
Okay, grab the picture. Let's go. He might be right outside.
We got to go. Let's go. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
If he's outside, should we just hold hands? Oh, wait. Sure.
Sure. Let's leave the photos on those massage chairs. All right, let's go.
Let's go. Let's go. Oh, what?
What? What? Stop.
Just stop. Stop. Come.
Collin. Collin, dude. Call.
Actually, go. Go. Go.
Go. Oh my god. That was Oh my god, that was way too close.
I mean, they just walked out of that photo booth like a full-on couple. They're just holding hands now. Like, it's no big deal.
It's not that they're holding hands, it's how easy they were holding hands that kind of weird me out cuz it's like if you and I are holding hands, it's like we've built up. Okay, not going to lie, I thought the photo booth would totally freak him out. Why are we going the other way?
I just need to regroup. Come on. At least they didn't go here.
That would have been scary. Good news. The people I panic-called earlier, they're almost here.
Okay, they're they're 5 minutes away. They're 5 minutes away. Are you going to tell me who this is?
You're about to find out. We got to meet him by Lululemon. I thought the handholding would be enough, but maybe the picture if that isn't enough, I don't know what will, he's going to see that and flip out.
Did you see the massage chairs by them? Yeah. Should we?
Okay, so we'll chill at the massage chairs for a minute. Then once we're sure they're watching, we'll leave the photo strip behind. My dad seeing James' tattoo will freak him out for sure.
Okay, we still have some time before the movie premiere starts. What should we do? Why don't we just do the things that you've done on other dates?
What do you have in mind? Uh, hold on. Hey, what you got here?
Yes. Okay, good. Good.
We're here. Look at me. Do you see me?
Guys, come this come this way. I brought in Familia Diamond, specifically Tsunami, because if anyone can get close to Salish and figure out what's really going on, it's her. Hurry.
Come here. Come here. Come here.
Come here. Okay. Sorry about that.
Apparently Hudson decided he wanted us to follow salish. She's on a date. I want to hear them talk.
So, I'm going to give you a mic. A mic? I want to know if this is real.
It could be a prank. If you could go give her a hug and then just slip the mic into her pocket. Okay.
All right, Collin. I need a mic. Thank you so much.
Okay, so I admit this is terrible idea. Thank you. Make sure she doesn't notice.
Okay. Wait, wait. You just stay here.
I'm going to go make sure no one's here. You need to make sure Salish knows you have the mic. Okay.
Oh my gosh. Yeah, of course. I'm not going to sell her out.
She's my friend. My dad gave Salish a mic thinking he'd get answers. Instead, she's just going to troll him.
I think something with a big diamond. Have you ever kissed a girl? Yeah.
When was the last time you kissed a guy? I can't say that on camera. Camera man, cut this.
Okay, they're right there. Get the mic in there. Don't let her know.
And find out if he's into her. She's right over there. Give your head back.
What are you guys doing here? I saw you in last week's video. Oh, yeah.
You were my favorite. I was rooting for you the entire time. Is this a date?
No. Man, I really wish I could hear what they're saying. What are you guys talking about?
Um, dates. Dates. So, you do like her?
No. You're a little defensive. It feels like you do.
Oh gosh. Okay, should we just explain? Go for it.
We are trying to prank her dad into thinking that we're together. I know. Well, I mean, it was so good to see you.
Good to see you. Oh gosh, they just hugged. Your dad gave me a mic.
Don't say anything you don't want him to hear. Okay, thank you. She just put it in the pocket and salish didn't know.
Oh my god, that was brilliant. Enjoy your enjoy your not dates. Have fun.
Bye. Now, Tsunami is going to act like James and I are really into each other. Did it work?
What happened? They were just couldn't get their eyes off each other. salish was like blushing the whole time.
I really do think it's real date. Can we actually I need the headphones. I need the headphones right now.
Okay. So, I got these for you guys and then this is the audio. What is this?
Going to look really So, you guys both take the headphones and then you can listen. It's like a drone. I'm out.
What? Wait, they're going to kick us out of here. Wait.
Wait. I hear them talking. This date is so much fun.
We literally make such a good couple. Wait, couple? It's a first date.
We should get up and go somewhere. Okay, let's go. Do you want to like skip away?
Yeah. Skip away. What?
I left the photos on one of the massage chairs for my dad to find. Consider this payback for all those times you pranked me. This is so awkward.
Like, how are we going to be able to like just If she sees everything now, this is so weird. This is like state of the art. No, that's cute.
What's with a tattoo tattoo? It literally says Salish. Wait, dude.
No freaking way. He has a Salish tattoo on his arm. Wait, hold on.
They must make temporary tattoos in there. Just give me one second. I got to go ask one question.
Yep. They left the pics and my dad, he's spiraling right on Q. Do they make temporary tattoos here?
I don't think so. No. Right.
No, I don't think so. Are you sure? This is why I want to listen to them right now because it's super weird that he has a tattoo of her name on his arm.
All right. This is the first time that I've turned this mic off. But basically, what we're going to do is we're going to go into a jewelry store and we're going to get a ring and you just have to act super in love and pretend like you want to propose to me.
Okay. So, let's turn this back on. Wo!
Wo! Wo! Wo!
Stop! There they are. Where are they going?
No! ! Okay.
Which one do you like, sweetie? I feel like all of them are so cute. I think something with a big diamond.
Are they buying rings? This is literally Yeah, we're going to be promising our lives away. Promise my life away.
That one's really cute. I feel like that's a really good ring. This dude is literally a spinning wheel right now.
You're going to go this. What does promise my life away mean when you're in a ring storm? Colin, that's serious Jordan.
All right. Well, now we just promised we would get married forever. You need to go in there right now.
Now that James and I have had our fun, it's time to ditch the mic and leave them in the dark again. Wait, what's this? Why do we have a mic?
What? Well, I guess I don't need that. Let's throw it away.
Wait, wait, wait. What happened? I can't hear anymore.
Hold on. Just Just hold us. No, no, no, no.
Don't do anything. Now, it's time to go to the movie premiere. And that's going to be our final chance to make my dad quit.
She did not throw the mic away. The mic is so expensive. Colin, come here.
You see it? Do you want to get it? Gross, dude.
I don't want that. Oh my god. Ew.
Oh. Is that bad? Oh god.
Could you hold it? Actually, dude. Actually, we've tried everything.
I cannot believe my dad hasn't stopped us yet. but, we still have the movie premiere. That will be the thing.
I'm calling Hudson. Meet me in the car. They're leaving.
Okay, this is super weird. Everybody's acting suspicious. I don't know if this date is real or fake, but I'm going to get to the bottom of it.
But you know what? Hudson might be in on it, too. Hurry, hurry.
Come on. Hudson is the most chill dude. Come on, let's go.
Okay, let's play again. What would you do if he proposed? You don't propose on a first date.
That's ridiculous. I don't know. It could happen.
My It happened to one of my friends. I You know what? Before we got to the mall, I thought he was just like, "Nice.
" A tattoo. That's what I've been telling you. Okay.
I don't know what's going on anymore. But if there's a ring involved, that's where I draw the line. All right.
It says he's about 2 minutes away. Let's go. Wo.
Is this the Paramount lot? This date has gone in so many directions. I feel like I need a GPS just to keep up.
Are they going to let us in? Just keep going and just say, "Hey, I'm here for Salish Matter. " Hi.
Here for Smurfs. Yes. Great.
I just need to see that parking pass email. Okay. Can I pull over and look for it?
Are you guys press? We're with Salish Matter. Um, I can type in a name.
Okay. Salish. S A L I S H.
Yep, I see you here. Great. So, that stop sign there, um, you'll just head right past it into the parking lot and then will call the white umbrellas to the right.
Thank you so much. Wait, I just randomly said my daughter's name and Paramount Studios just let us come in. Look over here.
There was somebody painted blue. They said, "Are you here for smurfs? Didn't the Smurf movie just come out?
" Let's just go see what is happening. All right. Behind us is the red carpet, and we're about to walk it together.
So, that means there's going to be pictures of us, and that's probably going to drive my dad crazy. All right. So, this I think I hear music.
Look at her. She's right there. You're going to go that way.
I'm going to go this way. We'll both jump. We'll have a better chance that way of not getting caught.
Okay. No. Actually, that's a terrible idea.
No. No. If my dad's just starting to think it's fake, I got to find salish first so I can tell her to go bigger and better cuz we don't have a lot of time for this.
They're right there. They're right there. They're on the carpet together.
Are you kidding? They're actually doing photos together. You know, those photos will be everywhere, Collin.
One date and they're going public. No. Hi, I'm Taylen Biggs and I am here on Instagram live.
This looks like they're doing an interview with Taylen Biggs. Are you guys officially a couple? Yes.
Yeah. Okay. Well, here there you go.
Like actually doesn't make any sense to me at all. So now what I think we should do is we could post like the photos that we took together on the like blue carpet announcing our relationship or whatever. Guys, we're not actually together I promise.
They're just chilling on their phone. Like other than them being at the red carpet, this isn't that weird. Okay, that one looks like we're dating.
Oh my god. I want to check her Instagram. Okay.
No, I know her body language was just posting something. Okay, posted! All right.
What? She just posted a photo of them together saying they're dating. Stop.
Salish is not the kind of kid that would just be like I'm dating on the first date. They say yo, what is Kaido doing here? Like, why is this kid everywhere?
Well, what's going on here? We're on a date. You didn't know?
I got to get close. I need to hear what they're saying. Wait, I thought you wanted to go on a date with me.
Hey, be respectful, dude. She's my girl. No, she's my girl.
What? Bro, come on. Stop.
I'm the better looking dude here. I'm neither of your girls. I'm on a fake date, bro.
Hey, actually, actually, you can help us with this. We're basically pranking my dad. He said that I could date anybody except for Nidal.
So, he's acting overly obsessive with me to see if that's actually true. Wait, so how can I actually help you? I can't hear what they're saying, though.
Come on, guys. He's looking. Come on, just walk with me.
What if Kaido, you record me talking about how I'm using salish for clout? Cuz I just got the blue carpet and the photos for Instagram. I could just say that I'm using her for clout.
That's actually a good idea. But I can't be with you when you do it. So, you got to go over there.
Hi. You got it. Besties.
James and Kaido. They're coming right here. All right, don't look.
But Jordan's right over there. Hudson, I just snuck away. You need to do something bigger because he's not freaking out enough.
Also, can you please stop touching this dude? Get your hand off his shoulders. Get your hands off his thighs.
I don't care what it's for. Just stop touching the guy. Okay.
Can you do something big? Yeah. Okay.
Okay. Okay. You need to freak him out.
You're not pranking him enough. We need to freak him out. You got it.
Okay. I got to go to shopping. Okay.
Okay. Okay. Here's the plan.
Kaido is going to take a video of James saying that this entire date is just for clout. Then my dad is going to see it and he is going to absolutely freak out. There is no way he doesn't quit right now, right?
How on earth would he not quit? Going to start rolling. Make it as believable as possible.
Bro, what the heck is going on with you and salish? I'm literally just dating her for the clout. This is all for clout.
This is all for fame. It's fabricated. What are they doing?
Well, I don't know. Maybe have you thought about her feelings? This is going to blow up.
I'm going to be famous. It's over, bud. Bro, you're so wrong for that.
You should chill. Come on. Okay, we're doing this.
Stop. Whoa. Okay.
Whoa. Whoa. They're fighting.
What? Stop. Stop.
They're fight. They're fighting. I got back up.
Back up. This is a party for kids. Chill.
All right. What was that? That was so weird.
That woman broke him up. I'm going to go give this to him. You got this.
All right. Let's do this. Wait.
Kaido's coming. Kay's coming. He's walking this way.
Hey, Jordan. Jordan, what are you doing? Oh.
Uh. Uh, that doesn't matter. I got something to show you.
Listen to what he says about Salish. I'm literally only just doing this from the clout Salish doesn't even know this. That is so messed up.
That is so messed up. He's using your daughter, Jordan. Why don't you stick around with me?
Maybe I could use you to help me out. Okay. By the way, I've been seeing like way too many TikToks of two of you together.
So, just like, would you guys stop with that? Like, we're done with those. Okay.
I don't want to see Nalish. I don't want to see Kalish. I don't see Jalish.
I got to go find Hudson. Kalish all the way, baby. I just heard that.
Go. Okay. Okay.
It didn't work. Take Salish into the open date or sneak her in. I don't know.
Do something crazy. All right. Perfect.
Perfect. I have an idea. Okay.
Go. All right. All right.
I think you need Salish. Oh crap. Okay.
Okay. I told James to take salish into the open theater. There's nobody in there.
We got to get Hudson. Okay. Let's go find Hudson.
Listen. Listen. James is using Salish just for clout.
Okay. I just found out from Kaido. We're meeting Kaido in the theater.
Come here. Okay, James. For the final prank, I need you to give me the promise ring that we got at the mall.
[Music] There's no way that he's not going to like object to this. Ari, sit down because he's going to see you. All right, go go go go.
Come on. Stop. Okay, he just came in and do it now.
I'm down. After this whole day, I think you're the love of my life and I I just wanted to give you this. No way.
Wait, really? Yeah. Thank you.
No. Okay. Well, I guess I'm putting the promise ring on and promising you.
Well, the promise ring's on. So, dude, dude, you got to go. Go.
Should Should we hug now? Should we hug? I I Okay, thank you.
We're locked in for life,. Yeah, locked in. Anyone want to object?
I have an object. Anyone at all? [Music] I'm just kidding.
I knew it was a prank. Forget it, Dad. I know you're here.
Jordan, come out. But I got them. I knew it all along.
I know that everybody was in on it. Collin, you were in on it, too. Come on.
I knew it. There was no killer, You had me for a while, but I figured it out when I saw Ari in that ridiculous costume. Salish, I saw your mic pack on your belt and Hudson kept disappearing.
What kid brings 6,000 roses and a picture? Come on. It was so obvious.
You got to get better at your pranks. You got to be like me. I just wanted to get you out of the house.
Why? All right, daughter. Are you ready?
Yeah. I want to know. Go.
Okay. Three. Okay.
Two. Uh-huh. One.
I hear people in there. Here we go. [Applause] Okay.
All right. Okay. Woah.
Woah. Oh! this is so cool.
Look at this. W [Music] Dad! !
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! ! Oh my god.
I'm so sorry. Wait, that was so No, I'm I'm so It was I'm so happy. I'm actually That was terrible.
I'm so sorry. Really, really good. I just want to thank all of you for 30 million subscribers.
Absolutely beyond. You guys put in an incredible amount of effort. Of course, my wife.
I love you so much. Okay, never mind. Guys, I love you guys.
I love you guys. I love you guys. You know what?
Forget it. Bye.
