We Got Brought - SNL

SHE HASN'T SEEN IN SO LONG ♪ ♪ IT'S MY BOYFRIEND'S FRIEND'S BIRTHDAY AND I WAS FREE ♪ ♪ WILL I KNOW PEOPLE THERE HE SAID YOU'LL KNOW ME ♪ ♪ I SAID I DON'T LOVE STRANGERS BUT I DO LIKE TO DRINK ♪ ♪ EVERYBODY THIS IS PHIL HEY I'M FRIENDS WITH ALEXIS ♪ ♪ THIS IS MY SISTER I FLEW IN FROM TEXAS ♪ ♪ I FINALLY BROUGHT MY GIRLFRIEND THAT'S ME I'M HEATHER ♪ ♪ WHERE DID YOU FEET WE ALL GREW UP TOGETHER ♪ ♪ THEY LEAVE US AT THE TABLE AND THEY GO TO A SHOP THEY ASK US SAVE OUR SEATS ♪ ♪ WE SAY SURE WHY NOT ♪ ♪ NOW WE'RE THREE STRANGERS THAT ARE FRIENDS ♪ ♪ OH-OH-OH OH-OH-OH ♪ ♪ WE GOT CAUGHT AND WE DON'T KNOW EACH OTHER ♪ ♪ WE GOT CAUGHT SO WE ALL HAVE TO SUFFER ♪ ♪ WE ALL WANT TO LEAVE BUT IT'S ONLY 8:00 ♪ ♪ WE GOT CAUGHT ♪ ♪ WE'RE TRYING TO PUSH THROUGH I ASK WHERE ARE Y'ALL FROM ♪ ♪ AND I COULDN'T THINK OF A SINGLE OTHER QUESTION ♪ ♪ SO I ALSO ASKED WHERE ARE Y'ALL FROM ♪ ♪ WE COVERED THAT. >> ANYBODY HAVE ANOTHER QUESTION? >> OKAY, SO WHAT'S Y'ALL'S TRAUMA?

♪ I MADE MY ESCAPE AND SAY I'M GOING TO THE BEDROOM ♪ ♪ AND THIS CRANKY BITCH SAYS I'LL GO WITH YOU ♪ >> NO, YOU WON'T. >> IS SHE LEAVING? ♪ WE'RE WAITING AT THE BAR BUT NO ONE'S COMING BY ♪ ♪ AND IF THERE'S ONE SECOND OF SILENCE THEN WE'LL BOTH DIE ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ I REACH INTO THE DEPTHS OF WHAT I KNOW AND I SAY, DID YOU KNOW THERE'S ONLY BEEN 25 DEATHS AT DISNEYLAND SINCE 1955 ♪ ♪ AND SHE SAID ONLY?

♪ ♪ WHAT NEIGHBORHOOD IS YOUR APARTMENT IN, SHE SAYS BROOKLYN, I SAY WHEREABOUTS THIS BROOKLYN ♪ ♪ AND SHE SAYS OH THE SAFE PART WHICH WAS SHOCKING SO I PANICKED AND ALL I COULD SAY WAS ♪ OH, GOOD. I LOVE SAFE PARKS. >> NO, I SAID THE SOUTH PART.

>> NO! ♪ WE GOT CAUGHT ♪ ♪ YOUR MUTUAL WAS GONE YOUR MUTUAL WAS MISSING ♪ ♪ YOU'RE WONDERING WHY YOUR FRIENDS ARE REMINISCING ♪ ♪ WHERE ARE OUR FRIENDS WHERE HAVE THEY GONE WHY WOULD THEY LEAVE US ALONE ♪ ♪ YOU'RE ALL OUT OF TOPICS AND THE CONVERSATION'S LAZY ♪ ♪ YOU JUST KEEP ON SAYING THEY'RE CRAZY THEY'RE CRAZY ♪ ♪ THEY'RE CRAZY NO WAY THEY'RE CRAZY OH CRAZY ♪ >> THAT'S CRAZY. >> SO CRAZY.

>> NICE TO MEET YOU, IT'S GETTING LATE. >> 8:05? >> I DON'T WANT TO BE HERE ANYMORE!