Reacting To My Old Cringey Tik Toks.

this is what we're doing you guys sent a bunch of old Tech talks of mine from the years 2019 through 2021. we're going to be watching them realistically the majority of these are going to be cringe right all right first video Glizzy etiquette uh I don't know why I thought this was a good video uh I don't even remember what I say in this but let's just give it a why Glizzy etiquette rule number one never eat a Glizzy without a Bev rule number two oh my God I'm not gonna be able to do this chat I'm already feeling like and this is just gonna make me so frustrated because I [ __ ] hate oh my god oh my god dude and you know what I don't get is like how some of these videos like this this video probably did but like some of these videos actually did good and people thought they were funny then like watching this back now is so [ __ ] agitating never let your glizzies get dry if they do what you're going to do is you're gonna dip them in your bath like so and they're coming to the weakness of the Glizzy bro they're so good they're sure I'm sorry yeah this was definitely 20 20. my haircut I I can tell based on my haircut and the fact that I have literally nothing in the background this is this is when I was 18.

oh this is my first tech talk ever uh not actually this is not my first tech stock ever people always quote this as my first Tick Tock ever it's technically not this is the first tech talk that is still on my account [Music] one two yep yep a common a common joke there right you're only in high school once yep mess with your friends cheat on that test uh join the radicalist movement overthrow the government I don't really think this one's cringe I just think it's not funny that one yo chat we're gonna rate the tick tocks what are y'all giving that one out of ten I'd give that one like a five I'll pull up like a good video of mine like a video I actually think is funny come I do a fortnight partner let's just say I'm gonna get the weeaboo card now you hit the gritty on him after you scum him let's just say you pass you mess with the ball you mess with the ball you're about to get home you better get a horn kill my dual fortnite partner see now that one's funny right three surprising things yeah this is 20 22. I got the Carhartt beanie now my face just looks skinny like my face my face is wide as [ __ ] now number one I'm taking this [ __ ] yeah that'll do it that's such a [ __ ] stupid but like like I like and I like oh my God that's just me cranking out [ __ ] content dude that's not even [ __ ] good what are y'all rating at I'm writing out a two next video okay no oh Jesus the [ __ ] the [ __ ] ear rape Mike okay now first off why is there a perfectly [ __ ] this was like my content for three months in 2020. this might have actually been 2021.

the hot dog to fit in your broken door secondly why are we fixing it with a hot dog and sunflower seeds if anything put a little wood in there why the [ __ ] are we fixing ships with me and sunflower seeds it doesn't make sense I would just talk about how Stuff doesn't make sense that was my content hello everyone uh and thank you for five million followers um I never know what to do for these thank you videos so I thought I would do something special I have five sticks of Extra Gum now you might be asking yourself Joe what are you gonna do with those five sticks of gum and why five sticks well five million five sticks and I'm gonna eat all the gum on camera and you're going to tell me Joe orbit comes better I like Orbit Gum more why don't you use dacom why don't you no way I went from eating five sticks of Extra Gum when I hit 5 million to donating 20 000 when I hit 20 million even until like 15 mil dude I would like break pencils or like there was one time where I ate like 20 pieces of gum or some [ __ ] who's this gum oh what about Juicy Fruit Juicy Fruit no we're doing Extra Gum now I will attempt to speedrun this gun I also hate how I wore the Carhart beanie I wore like a [ __ ] dumb ass three two one go and I don't know why I was talking like that [ __ ] thank you for five million that was in the Christmas that would have been like January December January [Music] this is one of my first videos this is me farming for likes no content here uh I'm just genuinely trying to get views I'm just genuinely yeah it's a hard watch I know this is also when I started my whey protein stack in the back does anybody remember that I used to have like 40 [ __ ] way empty whey protein tubs Peyton I know you're making a tick tock but this video is the worst one ever this video is actually so cringe Peyton I know you're making a tick tock but you gotta you got something in here Peyton you have something in your nostrils why are you listening to me oh they're piercing see I didn't know that [Music] like what's funny about that bro and this was like 2021 like what's funny about that not only like I don't think I'm the most entertaining person now but holy [ __ ] number one oh my God I'm a waiter for person number two I'm way more entertaining than I was then what the [ __ ] was that I thought this was a good video when I posted this oh they're piercings literally no idea what I was gonna [ __ ] react to hello welcome back to another episode of odd talks today we're going to be talking about how life's confusing and what I mean by that is um life's confusing um why are we all here why did I just eat an icebreaker Duo why am I sitting with a headset on why are we all stupid me trying to be this was early Joe Bart trying to be philosophical this was early Joe Bart trying to be philosophical and just failing miserably because I know I had no knowledge on philosophy at the time but I just liked the idea of thinking about things and I thought I was like spitting facts but in reality I was just saying basically nothing okay if you like square pizza you are a psychopath how are you supposed to eat it I get the outside part but when it's the middle are you just supposed to plop it in my hand like this and I'm supposed to eat it or am I grabbing the [ __ ] cheese you disgusting human being I mean I agree with that take now it's just like if I were to remake that rant it would be way different oh another satisfying video I can't wait oh that's nice [Music] what like Twizzlers don't work actually a one it's cause like I used to watch it's not really that content in general just sucks because you know it's pre-watched right like if I'm reacting to a video I'll let now I let the video play and then I stop and I ran about it but they used to not have Stitch right like this was before they had stitches right this was just like a form of a duet and so I would I would have to watch the video and react to it as if I was first seeing it to give you a little insight on who I am the carrot cut look at that what the [ __ ] what part of me thought this was a good haircut I watch um YouTube videos that have like the titles of like what would happen to the Earth if it stopped rotating and stuff like that that's the video that's the whole video is this one about what would happen if the Earth stopped rotating oh another vibe talk here we go can't wait for me to say nothing welcome back to another episode of italks today we're going to be talking about simulation Theory basically the simulation Theory idea is the fact that we in our technology today can almost create simulations on the computer that think that they are so basically simulation theory is um uh the idea that like we're in a simulation now this transfers to us and makes us think wow are we a simulation from past aliens that came way before us and uh do I think it's possible yes uh a lot of people think it's possible uh that are actually prominent scientists too or just prominent like famous rich people like Elon Musk the inventor of Tesla SpaceX all that he believes in it Elon dick rider here yep Elon deck Rider right here uh Neil deGrasse Tyson the late Stephen hildegat Nieto grass Tyson dick rider here and uh it's just there's a B on my head excuse me uh but uh basically I do think it's possible that's really all I have to say but uh have a nice day I've said about nothing it was 54 seconds for me to say yeah I think we're in a simulation okay does anyone find America's Funniest Home Videos funny anymore because I watched an episode last night and oh my God it was [ __ ] atrocious and when I say atrocious I mean it because uh the only thing that made it even somewhat watchable to anyone was the guy's commentary take out the guy's commentary it's just a dog falling over how the [ __ ] is that funny I don't get it I just don't understand how anyone watches that [ __ ] anymore because I remember I used to think that [ __ ] was hilarious when I was like six and I don't know if it changed at all and just got less funny or my ass just thought anything was [ __ ] funny when I was six I think that that was that bad part of me giving like some weird British accent was kind of cringe but like I would say that one was like a six I physically can't even scream at these anymore because I'm gonna lose my voice they made that hole for the faucet then they took the faucet out because it was sticking above the board and somehow now it's not with sunflower seeds on top of it I guarantee you the after clip where they flick it is done before they even make the holes look no [ __ ] like I'll be content like that now where I kind of state the obvious but I'll also make a joke or some [ __ ] like that video was literally me just stating the obvious okay who the [ __ ] that's actually shy does this like no one bro why the [ __ ] is this a [ __ ] who the hell stands like this no what the [ __ ] is that why are you standing like this what the [ __ ] that video actually did really well when it when I uh posted it because it was like really popular for like the u-woo trend for people to like stand and do this my car sucks the real reason this movie sucks is just this [ __ ] right here lightning queen bro like he's constantly bitching about how he wants to win all these races and they made three [ __ ] movies about this jackass yeah you could have pumped that one but why don't you change it up a bit not just this [ __ ] gotta go fast shut up but Joe his name's Lightning McQueen he has to go fast also the fact that Lightning McQueen sleeps inside of Mac is [ __ ] weird because they're living cars so that means that Lightning McQueen is sleeping inside of another living thing's body now I will say Mater is a dope character and I don't know why he's friends with Lightning McQueen because Lightning McQueen doesn't deserve you Mater you're better than him this is the only other good character in the movie Luigi is goaded I don't even like lightning I don't even dislike cars like I can't tell you why I made that video like I genuinely genuine and tell you why I made that video because I like the movie Cars there was probably a part of me that was just like yeah let me just like [ __ ] on cars because like people watch creation part one if you say crayon like the [ __ ] you color with like crown or crayon where you would be fanboying over Joey Nero did anyone teach you English because who the [ __ ] pronounces crayon like that this is back when I had like 100k on Tech talk pound or crayon were you raised in a zoo did anyone teach you English because who the [ __ ] pronounces crayon like that you idiot oh God damn it not this video yo I might I might not even sit on cam for this yeah I'm actually gonna step out of frame hey uh representing the Y chromosome gang females can't have them but I'm a nice guy so I am willing to share my chromies with my female homies if you know what I mean I didn't even uh come up with that I'm pretty sure that was a trend there was another video that said the exact same thing and I just copied it like word for word I don't remember if I gave credit or not but I just [ __ ] copied it dude if I get partner with Jimmy for this project I'm gonna be so upset he's a freaking weirdo oh my God bro stop laughing at me no what Mr Charleston no I didn't say anything racist attention what did I do score everybody shut up Tyler no I didn't mean it I swear no dude I don't even know I don't even know what that video why did I make that what the [ __ ] this might have been something where like I wanted people to do at me oh my god dude uh yo I used to say that people made fun of me in high school for like my videos and then when I started getting a following they stopped making fun of me oh my god dude now I'm looking back at this [ __ ] like good [ __ ] they made fun of me my [ __ ] videos sucked that's a zero dude you guys probably have no idea what I'm doing if you're from a warm State what am I doing here try to guess idiot oh what's that outside just a little bit of that Rippers the grippers were out okay so they're trying to get rid of the dirt next to their way it's so loud dude and they can't just scrape it off so they come in with the ingenious idea to attach a mask to the back of a hair dryer wow how cool it's not like something's already been invented that does that like a vacuum [Applause] why you don't need this why are you being so extra but like just that doesn't even work that's so bad yes better duet than some of the other ones that we've just watched still bad but like I wasn't acting like it was the first time I've seen it right like I was do adding it ranting about how I didn't like it as if it was a regular reaction rather than like a first time watch oh yeah here we go okay no no no no I'm gonna go first off how do you even [ __ ] break the toilet to that point it's [ __ ] missing did you smack it with a sledgehammer secondly why are you repairing it with Ramen it's dry noodles it's not gonna hold a [ __ ] human body oh my [ __ ] these people are idiots bro I don't even know how I got the mic to be that loud because I make the I use the same [ __ ] no no I'm not no no no no no no no no no no no no this is the worst video I've ever posted okay so a lot of people are saying that the world's gonna end on June 21st but uh if it doesn't three days afterwards June 24th stop it I don't want to watch this video okay so a lot of people are saying that the world's gonna end on June 21st but uh if it doesn't three days afterwards June 24th is a very important holiday so uh this is my proposal for any women out there that uh would like to participate in the holiday but uh don't have uh anybody who assist them uh I'm here I would beat the [ __ ] out of myself I swear to God I would beat the [ __ ] out of myself dude even two years ago me I would [ __ ] clobber myself if I if I could go back in time and meet like 17 to early 19 year old me I would [ __ ] I would curb stomp myself this is a Canon event video this one a lot of people knew this kid has made a hundred of these exact same videos and they're just the same thing with his lips and girls oh well that's okay with me what the [ __ ] he got really mad this kid has made that video about him remember I I think I either he got mad at me or his fans got mad at me I remember I like dude now now when I make fun of [ __ ] it's just like I don't really make fun of people actually that's on trip I was more of a [ __ ] like I'm just kind of a memester now oh my God now I'm sounding cringe saying this I'm kind of a memester now like the video where I was like uh uh kill my Duo fortnite partner like I'm making fun of the woman but I'm not being a dick I like cats yo I'm forgetting you guys pulled every brutal video that I've ever posted to my hair to my ex I like cash in my hair this was a trend to my ass dude in 2020. can you make it go best [ __ ] the fame my light one has been I like cashing my hair to my ass through the dash can you make it go fast [ __ ] the fame I didn't actually do it either I just acted like I did it okay so there was a trend in Tick Tock in 2020 where um girls would like shove an ice cube dude I y'all don't remember that this was referencing the trend and then so people were like people were doing that so I was like you know I'll make a funny video where I'm like oh I'll put my balls in water but I didn't actually I just filmed this and then I dumped it out and then I just filmed this upshot and I acted like I was freaking out oh my God what if you were a Minecraft cat and I had to chase you down and feed you a fish so you would actually like me unless oh my God oh my God I'm not trying to use the cop out this was a trend to like justify the cringe but the unless and the the wow was like a thing right and so I was like let me intertwine Minecraft to this and like make and make the trend with the Minecraft reference and it was so bad all right next video oh this one isn't that bad stop saying I look like I'm from Minecraft or Roblox because I don't it's not making fun of how I walk I don't walk like them look I swear I don't I swear yeah that is kind of funny though that is kind of funny that is kind of funny though I started giggling too oh my god dude these are all from [ __ ] like oh these are all from like March like right before covet post not Clarity moment when you're regretting every decision you've ever made in your entire life just sitting there like oh my God how would I have given Sam that Airhead in third grade I could have eaten it myself that shit's ass hate it what the [ __ ] Joe it's relatable but like what dude I made that video over three [ __ ] years ago Dude I can't tell you I made that [ __ ] three and a half years ago no but I hate my old videos I hope my I hate my old videos I hate my old self ugh that's why I hate watching these got any grapes the man said no you stupid duck it's a lemonade stand why would we sell grapes get out of here [Music] got any grapes the man said no you stupid duck it's the second day that you're flipping off to me get out of here we only saw lemonade oh that one's Med mid mid at best all right now we're on to just compilations of my videos from 2020.