what's the dumbest thing you've ever tricked someone into believing about a year ago I was taking a peel off mask off my shoulders when my boyfriend walked in and asked me what I was doing for some reason I joked saying oh I'm just shedding my skin since I just finished my period I saw the hamster wheel in his head start turning and he was confused about it at first but he soon believed me and started asking a ton of questions about skin shedding I thought it would be funny to run with the joke and answer
his questions and here's how our conversation went so why do women have to shed their skin well you know how girls shed the lining of their Womanhood during their periods it's the same thing here but because skin doesn't contract we have to peel it off like reptiles reptiles yes reptiles us women actually share a lot of DNA with rep tiles that's part of the reason wow that's actually so cool does shedding hurt only a little bit but it's such a relief when it comes off do all girls shed their skin yes but we're all very
insecure about it because most guys shame us for it so don't ask girls about it okay got it well if it helps I don't judge you at all for it it's a natural thing that happens to your body and I'm honored you can share something so private with me I love you he then hugged and kissed me and I hugged him back trying my absolute best not to laugh I succeeded but unfortunately for me a few weeks later he mentioned it around my best friends I quickly gave her a look from across the room and
she went with it and then he mentioned it in front of his sister I gave her a look and she went with it I then secretly told his mom to go along with it he ever asked soon enough his aunt my mother my sisters my female cousins his female cousins his grandmother all of my female friends all of his sister's friends everyone went with it it had spread like wildfire and became the Pinnacle of my comedy career until the day it all came crashing down I was sitting at the dinner table with my boyfriend and
his family just chatting and I was scratching my shoulder because I got sunburned and it was starting to peel he then with full seriousness said to me in front of the entire table it must suck that your sunburn is peeling and you have to peel this time of the month again I managed to hold it in for a second but his mother did not as she snorted water out of her nose and proceeded to cry laugh at the dinner table his sister buried her face in her hands and laughed so hard her face turned bright
red somehow I did not laugh but I felt myself convulsed and my face got so hot my boyfriend however was really confused but his dad was even more confused the dad asked my boyfriend what he was talking about and my poor boyfriend said well you know when girls have that time they have to peel right and his dad just looked at all three of us dumbfounded with his jaw Gap and said what the hell have y'all been telling this poor boy and we all lost it I started laughing so hard I thought I was going
to throw up I was crying I was in pain I probably burst a couple blood vessels from laughing so hard I finally fessed up because I couldn't explain my maniacal laughter anymore my boyfriend looked at me like I just shot his dog after we went back to his room and he told me everyone has been lying to me about this and you started it I felt so bad and started asking him to forgive me he was silent for about a minute but then he started laughing harder than I have ever heard him laugh before he
had tears rolling down his cheeks his face was bright red and he kept grabbing his stomach and heaving from how hard he was laughing he told me between heaves he couldn't believe I got every single woman in his life to convince him that skin shedding was real and he told me to watch out because he was getting me back
