Guys, I'm becoming a taxi driver in VR today. So, I hope everyone is ready because VR videos are actually my favorite to film. So, uh let's do this.
Okay, so watch this. All right, watch this magic. 3 2 1 Boom.
Oh yeah, baby. There we go. The magic works.
All right, boys. We're officially a taxi driver. Oh my goodness.
Look at this. Look at my car. This thing is sick.
Okay, hold on. Honestly, we might as well pick up the ladies in this bad boy. Okay, sorry.
All right. Wait, how do I even play? Okay.
Okay, I have $20. That's not bad. $20 is pretty good.
Um, okay. Let's just start. Boom.
Searching for passenger. Santa Claus. What the Where's your sleigh at, buddy?
Oh my gosh. Wait, you think $70? Oh, yes, sir.
All right. HERE WE GO. OH, WAIT.
IT'S driving for me. Autopilot enabled. No.
How do I stop this? I want to drive. Oh, wait.
I'm driving. Oh my gosh. Look at this.
Don't do it, Fton. Don't do it. Oh my gosh.
Wait, did I just crash? Oh, Santa's right here. Santa, I got you.
Hop right in, buddy. Come on. Yes, sir.
Oh, bro. You need to go on a diet, buddy. You are fat.
>> Hey, don't ho ho ho me, buddy. All right. I'm going to take you to your destination.
Hey, stop playing with the music. Santa, stop. All right.
OW. OH. HEY, I'll turn this car around, buddy.
I'll Okay, buddy. What's up? I'm You know, I'm crashing this junk.
All right. Hey, you want to play with me, buddy? Oh, I'm crashing.
We're not We're We're not making it alive, buddy. Okay, here we go. Wait, what the Why you not letting me crash?
Let me crash. Come on. Yes.
Crash in this car. Oh my gosh. You're so lucky.
How do I turn off autopilot? Flamethrower. What the Santa?
I I I I did not ever think I was going to have to do this, but get out of my car. Eject. WAIT.
OH, SANTA. Oh my gosh. Christmas is gone.
Okay, we just failed our first order. But guys, check out what I got. Does this actually work?
Oh my gosh, it works. Look at this flamethrower. Oh my gosh.
Okay, we'll keep this. Honestly, we'll keep this in the back seat for us just in case. How do I turn off autopilot, though?
I want to drive the car myself. Can What does this do? Oh, it turned on my windshield wipers.
Ooh, I got dice. Oh, I could play with them. Tickle, tickle, tickle.
Okay, let me stop. Um, all right. Next order.
Let's go. Who we picking up? Can we please pick up a girl?
No. Okay, you know what? Fine.
He's paying me $64. I got you, buddy. Here we go.
Let's drive. Nice. Take a turn.
Ah, turn. Okay, here we go. Okay, there he is.
I see him. All right. Hopefully.
Wait, we got two hot dogs. Hey, buddy. Listen.
You got two gizzies. All right. Please be clean.
Do not drop mustard. Okay, you hear me? Hey, buddy.
You hear me? All right. >> Delicious.
>> Hey. Oh my gosh. There's no way you have mustard all over my car.
There's no way. What the? You fatty.
You fatty. Do I do it, guys? Do I punch him?
I might have to. Oh my gosh. All right.
Oh, you're smiling my face. Give me a bite, then. You know what?
Let me get a bite. Let's see how good this is. Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh. Give me that other one. Oh my goodness.
Give me that Gizzyum. I love this. Yes.
Give me another one. Wait. Wait.
Where'd you get those? >> This ride making me hungry. >> This ride making me hungry, too.
Oh, it's in my mouth. You see it? Wait.
>> How does he have unlimited gizzies? No more. Out the window.
Stop eating. >> Wasn't done with it. >> You need to go on a diet, buddy.
That's tasty. >> Oh, >> he's really just going to eat my face. Okay, get out of my car, Oliver.
We're almost there. Oh my gosh. Look how much mess he's made in my car.
Oh my gosh, bro. This guy is annoying. We got to We got to be nice.
Oliver, >> finally. >> Get the heck out of my car. Oh, money.
Ooh, look how floppy it is. Why is the money floppy? Man, I don't need this.
Oh, wait a second. I ACTUALLY DO NEED THAT. WAIT, I DIDN'T THINK IT WAS GOING TO LET ME THROW IT OUT.
WAIT. Open the door. Wait.
Oh my gosh. Wait. Where's the money?
Oh no. I'm dumb. No.
Why? All right. It's whatever.
We'll make more money. Okay. I want to know how to take off autopilot.
Wait. You can use the money to buy stuff. $200 for a taser.
Oh my gosh. $150 for a gun. You can buy grenades.
Oh my gosh. Um guys, we need to start making some money. I can buy some coffee.
Let me get a coffee. Thank you. Too much coffee.
Get this out of here. All right. Here we go.
I'm ready. Next order. There we go.
I'm ready. Let's do this. Timothy.
Is that a guy or a girl? I don't know. But uh let's do this.
Woo! Boys, as good as a taxi driver. All right.
Hey, Timothy. Come on, Timothy. So, how's your day going today?
Good >> morning. >> Morning. It's a beautiful morning, right?
>> It's cold. >> Just like you. >> Guys, I'm a little nervous.
I'm going to try something. Okay, here we go. Animal lap.
Animal lap. >> OH, DID SHE just sneeze on me? >> E.
>> It's okay. It's okay. Relax, >> Chad.
IS THIS OH, NO. GET THE OH NO. EJ, GET THE HECK OUT OF MY CAR.
YOU'RE DISGUSTING. YOU'RE OH MY GOODNESS. Oh my gosh.
I'm Guys, I'm sorry. I couldn't let her in my car. She was making me sick.
Next order, please start. Can we Can I move all this Cheeto dust? Wait, no.
This is mustard. Okay, we got Trey. All right, come on, Trey.
Let's pick him up. By the way, autopilot is amazing. I It just drives itself.
This is awesome. Wait, we have a dog here. A It's okay, doggy.
All right, I'm sorry I yelled. >> Oh, look. He's got cash in his hand right now.
Let's go. >> What's up, my brother? Thank you.
It >> was mine. >> Hey, shut up. This is my money, buddy.
All right. Cold hard cash. Shut.
>> Are you turning on the radio? >> Smells awful. >> You smell awful.
Shut up. >> I'll take over the radio. >> Let me see if this is real.
Is this real? Ooh. Cold hard cash.
>> Yeah. >> Oh, >> yeah. I can feel it.
Yeah. >> Yeah. That's the base.
Yeah. Yeah. >> Okay.
>> Drp it. Yeah. >> Okay.
Hold on. Let me turn this up. M.
Hey, rap it, Terrence. >> Uh-huh. Uhhuh.
>> I mean, Trey. >> Ah. Don't stop.
Don't stop. >> Stop hitting me. If you hit me one more time, buddy.
Uh-huh. Hold up. >> Don't stop.
>> Hey, Terrence, stop hitting me. You're going to knock me out. >> Uh-huh.
>> Uh-huh. Hey. >> Uh-huh.
>> Hey, I'm not going to lie. You're kind of trash. You're staying in the hood, buddy.
You are not making it out. Turn this bad boy. >> Let me play something.
>> You ain't No. >> Uhhuh. Uh-huh.
Uh-huh. >> Oh my gosh. I can't wait for this to be over.
>> Don't stop. Don't stop. This rapping sucks.
Trey, stop it. Stop. You're hurting me.
Turn this bad boy. >> I feel it now. >> Okay, finally we made it.
Okay, we made it. Oh my gosh. Get out of my car.
Get Ooh, and a Ooh, dang. We got money. Okay, how do I How do I put this in the money?
Where do I put this? Do I put it in here? Oh, that's cool.
Okay, we got 150. Don't clip that. Okay, we have $153 now.
We can officially buy a gun. Yes, sir. Oh yeah, baby.
I'm about to do my own driveby. We're in the hood. GJ6OP bop bop.
Come on. Come on. Let's go.
Oh my gosh. Who are we picking up? Is that the devil?
Let's pick them up. I'm ready. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
It's a beautiful day. What's up, buddy? Back it up.
Hey, you want to cut me off in traffic? Back it up. Hey, you too, doggy.
You can get it, too, buddy. >> All right. What am I doing?
Oh, you scared me. What happened TO MY SHOE? OH, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Stop touching me. Oh no. Hold on.
Move his hand. Oh no. Break his arm.
Oh my gosh. I think I killed him. Oh, he's still alive.
Oh, okay. Hey, hold on. Hey, hold on.
Hold on. Hey, listen. Hey, buddy.
Buddy. Hey, buddy. Listen.
Hey. Hey, buddy. Buddy, listen.
Okay, I'm about to start rapping. Okay, let's turn this up. Hold on.
Hey, my name is Bolton. Hey. Hey.
I got a Bolton. Hey, what does that even mean? I don't even know.
I got Stranger Things like you. You got a mask on your face. I got a gun in my hand.
Hey. Hey, shut up. >> No, this game is fun.
I'm not going to lie. I'm having fun. Wait, what is this?
Oh, is this my blinker? >> What is that? Oh, drop top.
Hey. >> Oh, >> shut up. Okay.
Wait, what is this? Is this a horn? Oh, it's my horn.
What the? That is cool. >> Do you speak English or No, you just make noises.
Is that all you do, buddy? What the Why are you opening my car? Oh.
We almost got in an accident. That was close. All right, man.
Here's your stop. Thank you for the money. How much did he give me?
Gave me some good money. Nice. I like it.
All right. Honestly, we're going to put the gun in there. And then we're going to close that.
All right. We're going to hide that just in case. All right.
We have $89. Is there anything else we should buy? Oh, we could buy a knife.
Yeah, let's buy a knife. Oh. Oh, yeah.
I'm just kidding. All right, let's uh pick up our next order. Let's do it.
Hey, Eddie. Let's pick up Eddie. Sorry, doggy.
Bop bop bop bop. Okay, I'm not gonna lie, guys. If I didn't do YouTube, I'd be a taxi driver.
Would you guys get my taxi? >> I'm holding up a knife. Who wants a taxi ride?
Oh, you do? Oh my goodness. Uh, is he going to be able to pay me?
>> Whoa, whoa, whoa. Put it down there. >> Hey, listen.
>> What? Yo, >> you got in the wrong taxi, buddy. All right.
Hey, don't look at me angry. OH MY GOSH. OH, WE GOT AN ACCIDENT.
Wa wa. That was great. >> Don't touch me with that.
>> Yow, that's pointy. Watch it, you nuts. >> Oh my gosh.
>> Hey, don't touch me with that. >> Oh my gosh. >> Ow ow ow.
Watch it, you nuts. >> Hey, don't touch me with that. >> All right, I'm sorry, Eddie.
>> Watch it, you nuts. >> All right, let's just keep driving. I'm sorry.
All right, we do not need this. That is bad. Let's just get back to driving.
All right. Sorry about that. >> Smells awful.
>> Yeah, it's probably you. >> Oh my gosh. There's no way this man just farted in my car.
There's no way this What? >> Change for a coffee? Maybe a sandwich.
>> Oh no. This is perfect. This is just what I needed.
He's farting again. This is just what I needed. No, no, no, buddy.
You're not getting out like that. Sorry. >> Come on, man.
A dollar ain't nothing to you. Please cut it out. >> Stop.
Go to sleep, buddy. Go to sleep. Oh my goodness.
Oh my gosh. She just farted my car. Ew.
I can see his butt. Ew. >> What happened?
>> I don't know. Again. Go to sleep, bro.
Oh my gosh. This man for every second. Hurry up.
Let's hurry up and complete this. And we're about to get another accident. Oh my goodness.
What the heck? This game is crazy. >> I don't >> Damn.
>> What? >> A dollar makes a difference. What?
>> Shut up. Oh my goodness, guys. I can't believe you farted in my car, bro.
But hey, he's going to pay me $86. Hey, I'll take that. >> What happened?
>> I'm not even going to say anything. All right, let's just >> I'm just going to sit back. >> Don't touch me with that.
>> Shush. Oh, thank you for the money, by the way. Thank you.
All right. Good doing business with you. Uh, are you up?
Are you awake, buddy? Eddie. Eddie.
Eddie. Eddie, can you hear me? Can you hear me, Eddie?
Guys, I think Eddie's dead. Oh, >> we done? >> Yes.
Oh, he's out. Finally. Oh my gosh, he stunk.
He stunk so bad. Okay. All right.
We have $110, which is a lot of money. But honestly, guys, I want to save up for this taser. I want to see what the taser does.
That's what I really want to see. So, um, let's do two more orders. Come on, let's do it.
I'm ready. And I like how it just drives itself. Wait, can I get out?
I can get out my car. I'm free. I don't have to drive taxi anymore.
Okay, just kidding. I love this job. All right, come on.
Let's get back in the car. All right, here we go. Let's pick up.
Oh, he's going to pay me $358. Oh my gosh. Okay, guys, we got to be calm.
We got to be cool. All right, we This guy's going to pay us so much money. Oh my gosh.
Hey, what's up, buddy? You looking good. >> Hi there.
>> Nice haircut. Um, why you Hey, he's trying TO KISS ME. BACK UP.
BACK UP. >> LOOK, another clone on the street. Now I go home.
>> Okay, don't worry, bro. I'm taking you home. >> You cross the street or you want to go to date.
>> What? >> All right. My music time.
>> He's playing music. What are you playing? >> You trust this GPS.
Think >> blind. Ooh. >> I'll dance.
Oh, wait a second. Let me check myself out. >> Why do I talk a bit?
It's boring. >> Can you shut up? >> I could drive better.
>> Those are those are his dance moves. >> Hey, you got ears or just the wheel? Look this way.
>> What? Ya, how you stay awake all day? >> What the?
This guy's weird. All right, we're driving, boys. >> Come on, don't be shy.
I won't bite. >> All right, see you, bro. >> Probably.
>> D me up. >> Let's crouch. >> All right, can you just give ME MY MONEY?
HEY, LET'S GO. WE'RE RICH NOW. We're rich.
We have $468. Let's go, baby. Yes, sir.
All right. Give me that taser. Oh my goodness.
Whoever is the next rider uh shouldn't be worried, not going to lie. The 67 kid. Oh my gosh.
Do I do it to him? He's just a kid though. Oh no, guys.
What do I do? What do I do? Hey, what's up?
6. Hey. Hey.
67. Okay. I'm a grown man.
I'm sorry. Don't comment cringe. Don't do it.
Oh, he's so happy. >> 67. >> No way.
He actually says it. Oh my gosh, bro. Close your mouth.
>> 67. SHUT UP. NO.
67 tase. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh.
I just tased the 67 kid and I just shot him. Oh my gosh. Hey, how about that?
67. You're dead. >> 67.
>> What? What the >> 67 67 >> Oh >> 67 67 >> What? Go to sleep.
Hey, >> go to sleep. B Hey, shoot him in the butt. Okay, I'm not going to lie, guys.
I don't think I should be a taxi driver. I quit. >> 67.
>> Goodbye. >> 67. >> Wait, how the heck am I still moving?
